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Posted by caI, 21:44, 11th February 2004:
 
so......

what do you think the chances are of cal approving me?

:o)

i suppose it depends what sort of a penchant he has for mischief.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 01:29, 12th February 2004:
 
Penchant, cal, or Pon Chon?

and no, you don't have a hope.
Posted by caI, 03:12, 12th February 2004:
 
Well doctor, penchant is the word i was after.

Should i ask what a Pon Chon is?

Does it help that i'm not from south africa, don't care about micheeael jackson, don't want to know about riddles, and am not looking for good clean fun (it don't gotta be clean)?

How about the fact that i don't feel a need to replace letters in my sentences for numb3r5?

:o)
Posted by sal, 10:30, 12th February 2004:
 
I think a name change might be in order, Cai
Posted by friday, 11:29, 12th February 2004:
 
i cant work this one out - how can someone log in as cal?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:33, 12th February 2004:
 
pixie magic.
Posted by friday, 11:35, 12th February 2004:
 
oh the little pixies, was it?
Posted by Brock, 11:36, 12th February 2004:
 
No, it was the big pixies. The little ones aren't heavy enough to jump up and down on the keys and depress them enough. Duh! Thought that was obvious...

;)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:44, 12th February 2004:
 
some people eh?
Posted by tommorris, 11:53, 12th February 2004:
 
Heh heh.
Posted by friday, 11:56, 12th February 2004:
 
FYI I have actualy seen in real life little pixies and they are mischievious little buggers!
Posted by Brock, 12:07, 12th February 2004:
 
(but still not heavy enough for a keyboard. Ner!)
Posted by caI, 21:41, 12th February 2004:
 
i'm sorry guys - no pixie magic here.

monkey magic is the name of the game.
Posted by jeffld, 23:03, 12th February 2004:
 
Good grief. a capital I looks like a lowercase l.
Posted by HUTCHY5, 22:47, 21st February 2004:
 
F F F F FUCK OFF
Posted by HUTCHY5, 22:49, 21st February 2004:
 
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Posted by HUTCHY5, 22:51, 21st February 2004:
 
SHIRLEY KAYLEIGH
LOVES LOVES
GOODEY TERRY
Posted by HUTCHY5, 22:51, 21st February 2004:
 
SHIRLEY KAYLEIGH
LOVES LOVES
GOODEY TERRY
Posted by HUTCHY5, 22:52, 21st February 2004:
 
SHIRLEY KAYLEIGH
LOVES LOVES
GOODEY TERRY
Posted by cal, 11:22, 22nd February 2004:
 
urgh, banned. if that was one of the regulars fucking about, too bad
Posted by Uma, 11:29, 22nd February 2004:
 
Wasn't me I promise :)
Posted by Brock, 11:33, 22nd February 2004:
 
(you are such a creep, Uma!)

;)
Posted by Uma, 11:51, 22nd February 2004:
 
define creep
Posted by Brock, 12:58, 22nd February 2004:
 
U.........M........A

;)
Posted by Uma, 15:13, 22nd February 2004:
 
i see a creep is "an obnoxious or despicable person"

(!) wow
Posted by Brock, 00:01, 23rd February 2004:
 
That's a bit harsh, then. I was thinking more along the lines of the definition:

"Someone who doesn't miss the slightest opportunity (no matter how inappropriate/irrelevant) to tell cal that he is great/lovely/sexy/gorgeous/nice/sweet/loveable/fair/just/wise/generally a top bloke and worth a shag/all of the before-mentioned"

Maybe I have a different dictionary to you....
Posted by Brock, 00:02, 23rd February 2004:
 
tee hee
Posted by angeldelight, 00:08, 23rd February 2004:
 
and you're not at all jealous are you brock!
Posted by Alfie, 00:36, 23rd February 2004:
 
I always prefer "aforementioned" cos it sounds more elegant but that's just me, both are valid.
Posted by caI, 02:10, 23rd February 2004:
 
cal: i take it you were referring to HUTCHY5 that's banned, and not me?

:)

phew.
Posted by Uma, 08:07, 23rd February 2004:
 
brock dear... i wasn't aware that i had managed to convey that much! if so, i am extremely impressed with myself, but if not...thanks for spelling it out, mate. Cheers! however, i will agree with you that most of it has been inappropriate. i am a tease, and can't help it.

/slaps brocks bum and runs away

don't be jealous, there's plenty of love (peace and flowers)to go around

*smooch*
Posted by Brock, 11:42, 23rd February 2004:
 
I'm not actually jealous. Cal's my bitch and he knows it. So there.
Posted by Uma, 11:44, 23rd February 2004:
 
i think we should arm-wrestle over it
;)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:14, 23rd February 2004:
 
Oh my god.

For the last time, stop flirting, the lot of you!
Posted by sal, 20:48, 23rd February 2004:
 
I can't take much more of this tripe, if I want to read this sort of stuff then I'll head towards the magazines for 12 year olds at WH Smiths.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 20:59, 23rd February 2004:
 
Oh don't be like that sal. Here, have a big smoochy kiss-kiss.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 22:59, 23rd February 2004:
 
"I wasn't aware that I had managed to convey that much"

Pop Quiz

How many different ways can you punctuate the above sentence in order to create different meanings?
Posted by Sul, 23:08, 23rd February 2004:
 
"I wasn't aware that had man. Aged to convey that much"

That's the best I can come up with right now.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 23:19, 23rd February 2004:
 
Charles the first walked and talked half an hour after his head was cut off
Posted by Sul, 23:20, 23rd February 2004:
 
"I wasn't aware! That? I had managed to convey that much?"
Posted by Sul, 23:22, 23rd February 2004:
 
"I wasn't! Aware? That I had managed to convey that much?"
Posted by Brock, 09:19, 24th February 2004:
 
I wasn't flirting! I even read it all back to see if it looked like I was, and I thought I was mildly cussing/taking the piss. I feel unfairly Doc'd/sal'd ! :(

I will try and be more harsh to keep you happy, sal
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:40, 24th February 2004:
 
"I wasn't aware that I had managed to convey that, much."
Posted by sal, 15:44, 24th February 2004:
 
wasn't aimed at you Brock, but thanks for saying you'll try to keep everything a little less friendly around here for me ;)
Posted by Brock, 15:54, 24th February 2004:
 
Bollocks
Posted by Brock, 15:54, 24th February 2004:
 
better? ;~)
Posted by sal, 20:45, 24th February 2004:
 
yes, thankyou ;)
Posted by WarHead, 00:11, 26th February 2004:
 
You are such a load of cunts on here sometimes.

That's why I like it.

If Cal won't jump you, Uma, give me a call. I may not have the stamina of these young chaps, but I make up for it with finesse.
Posted by cal, 08:59, 26th February 2004:
 
quality not quantity ;)
Posted by Uma, 10:02, 26th February 2004:
 
Mm. Just that little problem of Mrs warhead, though, 'ay?
Posted by WarHead, 13:08, 26th February 2004:
 
Damn, I KNEW I'd forgotten something.
Posted by Uma, 13:47, 26th February 2004:
 
No worries, not your fault. I have that effect.

;)