Posted by
friday, 09:07, 12th February 2004:
I have a feature in my email this week of valentines messages - there are quite a few coming in, but I need your help!
Who can submit some make believe messages of a quirky nature, to make my readers laugh?
Nothing rude - children as well as adults read it!
There was one i read on bash the other day.
Roses are read.
Violets are blue.
Badger Badger Badger.
Badger Badger Mushroom.
Posted by
Uma, 09:18, 12th February 2004:
LOL!
Posted by
Brock, 09:35, 12th February 2004:
Any badger reference shoe-horned into anywhere is alright by me.
Top Job, son, keep it up!
Posted by
WarHead, 09:41, 12th February 2004:
Rose's are red
Violet's are blue
What colour are YOU wearing today?
White.
(*^*&%^%&^$%(*&*()
Posted by
WarHead, 09:49, 12th February 2004:
TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!!!!!
Posted by
WarHead, 09:55, 12th February 2004:
I don't want to know about the colour of your skid marks, old boy.
Do you have a clue what's going on Brock?
(^^&$£$*^&*(^*
Posted by
Brock, 10:11, 12th February 2004:
Frohman, you bastard... ;)
Posted by
Uma, 11:15, 12th February 2004:
*scratches head* ambles off
Posted by
WarHead, 11:18, 12th February 2004:
Abe said white AND BEIGE, and then edited to make me look more like a nimno than I usually do.
There's not a court in the land that would convict me.
Posted by
Uma, 11:26, 12th February 2004:
Well, if your skid marks are beige I would suggest you consume more fibre e.g. fruit and vegetables. Not a healthy colour, beige.
Posted by
Miki, 11:29, 12th February 2004:
from Bash
#213425
"Roses are red, violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you"...heh, cute
a geek valetine poem
Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
rofl
Posted by
Uma, 11:32, 12th February 2004:
*best imitation of a geek laugh* 'cos I got NO idea what you're talking about! ha ha
Posted by
friday, 11:37, 12th February 2004:
What does all of my base are belong to you mean?
Posted by
gobbo, 12:09, 12th February 2004:
Hehehe, you are not geeky enough then :D
Posted by
tommorris, 12:19, 12th February 2004:
I was waiting for the all your base reference to come up with regards to Valentines.
Posted by
friday, 13:23, 12th February 2004:
no, im not geeky enough, obviously
Posted by
friday, 13:26, 12th February 2004:
oh yes I am, I know what it means now, nerr!
Posted by
Uma, 13:31, 12th February 2004:
Can you enlighten the less fortunate?
Posted by
friday, 13:37, 12th February 2004:
its a game thing where if I conquer your kingdom, then all your base are belong to us
maybe written by someone whose english not language first
It was a dodgy japanese animated movie thing. they tried to do a translation subtitled in english and the bad translation led to an animated charcter saying "all your base, are belong to us".
Just became really popular.
Posted by
tommorris, 13:41, 12th February 2004:
It was from some old Mega Drive game: Zero Wing, I think.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 13:42, 12th February 2004:
(it was actually a cut scene in a computer game)
Posted by
arsepuppy, 13:43, 12th February 2004:
F5! BY GAWD!
Posted by
friday, 16:04, 12th February 2004:
Right just sent the email out with some of the above in. Thanks guys!!!
Posted by
reitsma, 22:03, 12th February 2004:
if you ever get mauled by bears,
i hope they stay away from your face
because i think you're cute.
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you just make stalking
feel so right.
www.youyesyou.com/welove/index.html
Hey baby. So, like, if I said you had a beautiful body, could we, like, do it?
Posted by
Uma, 11:36, 13th February 2004:
reitsma, those cartoons are great!
Posted by
cal, 15:13, 16th February 2004:
youyesyou is stunning