Discussion » Happy Valentines Day Losers!

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Posted by Sul, 15:27, 14th February 2004:
 
All the best ;)
Posted by friday, 15:31, 14th February 2004:
 
Yep - happy valentines xx
Posted by chris, 16:10, 14th February 2004:
 
...same again!
Posted by cal, 18:02, 14th February 2004:
 
i hate you all.
Posted by Brock, 19:30, 14th February 2004:
 
Why is it that after you have organised an evening of 'grumpy single men that shall drink' gathering for this evening, that the offers start coming in on texts for nights of hassle/strings-free rampant sex and debauchery?

I may, possibly, be pre-empting the last part of that, but there's nothing wrong with optimism...
Posted by Perclissigi, 19:32, 14th February 2004:
 
In fact, i know EXACTLY what you mean!
Posted by November Eclectica, 23:17, 14th February 2004:
 
Happy Anti-Valetine's Day.
Posted by angeldelight, 05:02, 15th February 2004:
 
omg brock! i didnt think i'd actually SENT that one!
lol
; P
Posted by Brock, 11:13, 15th February 2004:
 
/runs to check phone
Posted by Brock, 11:14, 15th February 2004:
 
*sulks*

(but keeps checking phone every 10 seconds, anyway)
Posted by Uma, 07:37, 17th February 2004:
 
you've got a secret smile, and you show it
only for me
Posted by Sul, 08:01, 17th February 2004:
 
Are they refering to a smile produced by a different pair of female lips in that song?
Posted by Uma, 08:05, 17th February 2004:
 
You dirty minded bastard! :)
Posted by Sul, 08:12, 17th February 2004:
 
I didnt write it!
Posted by Sul, 08:13, 17th February 2004:
 
I mean they couldnt exactly say "You've got a lovely fanny and as far as know you dont show it off to everyone. Cheers Love". It just doesnt quite cut it.
Posted by Uma, 08:14, 17th February 2004:
 
It's not the writing, it's the interpretation that worries me :(
Posted by Sul, 08:17, 17th February 2004:
 
www.odps.org/slangs.html

I win.
Posted by Uma, 08:27, 17th February 2004:
 
Cool dictionary! Did you see they spelt clitoris wrong?

*win?*
Posted by Sul, 08:28, 17th February 2004:
 
Wow. I just looked the lyrics up. Yeah. No doubt about it. Typical bloke too, he's thinking about having a wank by the end of it.
Posted by Sul, 08:31, 17th February 2004:
 
"Did you see they spelt clitoris wrong?"

Where? I cant find it
Posted by Uma, 08:36, 17th February 2004:
 
under the secret smile :)

i saw what you did there
Posted by Uma, 08:37, 17th February 2004:
 
can't say i blame him. please post the link?
Posted by Sul, 08:47, 17th February 2004:
 
ed.kapuscinski.net/lyrics/Semisonic/semi...
Posted by Uma, 08:50, 17th February 2004:
 
How do you get that he's thinking of having a wank? I don't get that?
Posted by Sul, 09:01, 17th February 2004:
 
When you are flying around and around the world
And Im lying alonely
I know theres something sacred and free reserved
And recieved by me only

He's alone. She's been/going away for a while and he starts thinking about her "secret smile". He's relaxing in a gentlemans way, innit. Cock in hand et al.
Posted by Uma, 09:05, 17th February 2004:
 
Yeah...
Posted by Rosie, 09:27, 17th February 2004:
 
Good morning everyone.

:)
Posted by Uma, 10:02, 17th February 2004:
 
Morning Rosie. Just walked past my boss who keeps saying, "My Report Ready? "My Report Ready?"

No your fucking report is NOT ready, nor will it fucking BE ready any fucking time soon! So fuck off! Sorry, I'm venting again.
Posted by Brock, 10:05, 17th February 2004:
 
"cos I am playing on the interwebnet. Please sack me"
Posted by Rosie, 10:08, 17th February 2004:
 
My horrible boss isn't here today - thank god. That means I don't have to put up with his disgusting voice going into my ear and irritating my brain.

He makes me puke.
Posted by Uma, 10:09, 17th February 2004:
 
That's it exactly, Brock...except add 'fucking' inbetween each word, and ffs at the end.
Posted by Brock, 10:12, 17th February 2004:
 
I would gladly add fucking between every word as a framework for my life. But my rumpy-pumpy life is the same drought-ridden area as yours, sadly.
Posted by Uma, 10:15, 17th February 2004:
 
You always know how to cheer me up! (we ought to make a plan, you know)
Posted by Uma, 10:23, 17th February 2004:
 
Do you at least like your job?
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:24, 17th February 2004:
 
Morning all!
Sul: "Where? I can't find it"
Have you left a trail of un-satisfied women or what? ;)
Posted by Uma, 10:25, 17th February 2004:
 
Perci darling I missed you!
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:27, 17th February 2004:
 
Right back atcha :) How are you today? Apart from about to lose your job?
Glad you liked my songs :D your comments made me smile, i could
do with some feedback for "You're the one" though, what did people think?
Oooh, Uma, i know you were interested, so there is now a (2 year old) picture of me
in my profile. Allow me to repeat, its old, i'm gonna borrow Jen's camera this week and
get some new pics :)
Posted by Brock, 10:30, 17th February 2004:
 
Uma: re Job.

No. It sucks the chudmonkey.
Posted by Uma, 10:31, 17th February 2004:
 
Well, hello! I would put some up of me, but I'm too damn lazy!
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:34, 17th February 2004:
 
Mail them to me then :p
I've just noticed the way my head and arm kinda blends into the brick behind me...
Plus the fact that i look about 12!
...oh wait... i still look about 12. I look like a 12 year old with stubble!
Never mind
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:35, 17th February 2004:
 
BTW you people all need new jobs!
I'm still in bed, and i'm loving it! (In a totally non McDonalds way)
Posted by Uma, 10:39, 17th February 2004:
 
You knob! I just listened to "You're the One" I'm at work, so all the lovely little grey accountants of course turn around and look at me. Only kidding. They're not that grey. It's really great. I like it! Hey, Rosie, you're famous!
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:43, 17th February 2004:
 
iamcal.com - Sexual frustration is a prerequisite of membership.
Posted by Uma, 10:45, 17th February 2004:
 
Yeah, but how many of us could get some if we really tried?
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:46, 17th February 2004:
 
I dunno, how much is a ticket to Jo'berg? :p
Posted by Brock, 10:47, 17th February 2004:
 
LOL!

You smoothie, you...
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:49, 17th February 2004:
 
I do try. BOLLOCKS TO IT ALL, my sister just beat me into the bathroom...
Now i have to wait for her to get out, and for there to be more hot water. bloody hell, i
have to stay un-showered until lunch time! Grrrrrr...family.
Posted by Uma, 10:49, 17th February 2004:
 
Tut. What would Jen say?
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:50, 17th February 2004:
 
Nothing, she doesn't need to know :P and if she does find out...
"WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!"