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Posted by Perclissigi, 21:39, 16th February 2004:
 
Ok, i would like to put a link this site on mine, but i can't think of a short (a few words)
summary, sooooo, any suggestions?
Also, my site isn't compatable with Netscape, aparently due to the
"script language" and "border color" tags.
The script is for the rollover images, and the border color is so i have a table, with no visible edges. Eventually i'm gonna have CSS and a flash menu bar anyway, so it doesn't REALLY matter, but i was wondering what a good temporary fix would be if anyone can help me, i want it to be compatable without sacrificing how it looks.

Oh yeah, if you want to take a look... www.tomlambdin-online.co.uk
And yes, i'm kind of new to this.
Posted by Sul, 22:12, 16th February 2004:
 
I think its quite nice. Not bad at all.

I think your few lines should be along the lines of: "The guys that talk on this site are the coolest ever. Dont believe me? Then fuck off you cunt!"

Or something like that.
Posted by Brock, 22:23, 16th February 2004:
 
Maybe add

"Watch out for Sul though. He's a grumpy bastard and easily flips into abuse"
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:28, 16th February 2004:
 
No he doesn't.

You fudge-knuckle.
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:30, 16th February 2004:
 
Duly noted and added. Well, the first part of the first one anyways...
Still, anyone with any ideas for a way round this code?
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:31, 16th February 2004:
 
I love the way these things always descend into mindless abuse :P
Posted by Brock, 22:34, 16th February 2004:
 
Ok. Change it to:

"Watch out for most of them. Cos nearly all of them flip easily into abuse"

Cram that up your manually dilated arse, Frohman.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:37, 16th February 2004:
 
Hahaha, You two have proved yourselves worthy, How would you like to join mine and sul's League of Ordinary Gentlemen?
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:38, 16th February 2004:
 
Is Apr Frogman also in it?
Cus he's a knob jockey
Posted by Brock, 22:39, 16th February 2004:
 
/nervously wonders about the initiation ceremony if mention of 'dilated arse' brings about an invite...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:39, 16th February 2004:
 
Never heard of him. And there is no initiation ceremony, just keep being your ordinary selves.
Posted by Brock, 22:42, 16th February 2004:
 
Ok! That's somewhat of a relief. Do we have to wear one trouser leg rolled up or anything similarly exciting? Dodgy handshakes? Any of that?

Or is it limited to a required level of sarcasm and abuse?
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:42, 16th February 2004:
 
Thats easy.
I like easy things.
Posted by Brock, 22:44, 16th February 2004:
 
I used to like easy things.

But they used to make me itch a lot... :(
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:46, 16th February 2004:
 
No, you can't do anything extraordinary if you want to be an extraordinary gentleman.
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:47, 16th February 2004:
 
Don't you mean ordinary?
Posted by Brock, 22:48, 16th February 2004:
 
Dissin' the leader already, newbie? Abe never makes mistakes!!
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:49, 16th February 2004:
 
He'll edit it :p
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:50, 16th February 2004:
 
And doesn't leadership require some kind of EXTRAordinary qualities?
I'm being a bitch today
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:51, 16th February 2004:
 
That was a test, you both failed, get out of my organisation, Extra-ordinarily stupid ones!
Posted by Brock, 22:52, 16th February 2004:
 
I see no need for capitals just to be in charge. But I am unsure of the rules... ;)
Posted by Brock, 22:52, 16th February 2004:
 
Abe: But at least you're not sore about it, eh? LOL!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:53, 16th February 2004:
 
Bastards
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:54, 16th February 2004:
 
Rejected again :(
Obviously the league likes outwardly directed bitchyness, but not inward.
Posted by Brock, 22:56, 16th February 2004:
 
Yeah. Fuck 'em.

However, you were the only one being picky, I was making factual statements

/pushes boat out, lets go of rope... pulls up ladder, etc...
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:58, 16th February 2004:
 
Anyways, we digress, I still need help with my code, i think that is why i started
this thread?
(That could come across as a really nasty slice of sarcasm, but its not, promise)
Posted by Perclissigi, 23:03, 16th February 2004:
 
/thinks "How does one slice sarcasm?"
Posted by Brock, 23:05, 16th February 2004:
 
Carefully, my friend, with one eye on the door, and one on the window. You best keep an eye on the knife too.

Oh. Hang on...

/counts holes in face. Sulks.
Posted by Perclissigi, 23:07, 16th February 2004:
 
An elaborate system of video cameras and monitors would enable you to do that.
Pulleys and monkeys would have to feature somewhere.
Posted by Brock, 23:08, 16th February 2004:
 
Keep your filthy deviant notions to yourself, studentboy!

I'll tolerate none of that perverted smut here!! Monkey porn, indeed.
Posted by Sul, 23:10, 16th February 2004:
 
Wow! We gained and lost two members in a matter of moments. Thats ordinary in the league of ordinary gentleman.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 23:10, 16th February 2004:
 
as ordinary as it comes.
Posted by Perclissigi, 23:12, 16th February 2004:
 
Thats your mind doing the dirty work there Brock.
I was merely suggesting that they could help move the cameras, and keep a lookout.
Posted by Brock, 23:13, 16th February 2004:
 
Sul, Sul, Sul!!!!!

Abe kicked us out cos he felt threatened! Who's really in charge? Topple him from his (surprisingly ordinary) throne, and I shall support your insurrection.

read that carefully, its very specific, and I don't want to commit to anything nekkid or owt
Posted by Perclissigi, 23:14, 16th February 2004:
 
All hail emperor Sul!
Posted by Perclissigi, 23:14, 16th February 2004:
 
Jump on a bandwagon? Moi?
Posted by Sul, 23:36, 16th February 2004:
 
I'm just an ordinary guy. I couldnt possibly do anything like that.
Posted by Perclissigi, 23:38, 16th February 2004:
 
I'm sure there is such a thing as an ordinary mutany?
Posted by Brock, 23:39, 16th February 2004:
 
What if you tripped and fell over a lace, and knocked him off in a perfectly ordinary (and accidental) way?

just a hypothetical thought. Wouldn't want to give you any ideas or anything. ;)
Posted by reitsma, 03:45, 17th February 2004:
 
that vodka song is pure brilliance!

:o)

i believe it is the musical definition of 'stupor'.

a fantastic listen, i really do recommend.
Posted by Uma, 08:03, 17th February 2004:
 
Hi Perci, hon. Just been to your website. It's great! (good songs too)