Discussion » The Most Annoying Thing You've Ever Heard

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Posted by Roxy3135, 02:27, 17th February 2004:
 
Probablly going to bored.com when they say it will solve boredness it actually makes you more bored. BORED.COM IS BORING!
Posted by Roxy3135, 02:29, 17th February 2004:
 
bored.com is really boring
Go to mostannoyingwebpage.com
Posted by tommorris, 11:19, 17th February 2004:
 
Most annoying thing? Probably vapid introduction posts on iamcal.
Posted by Perclissigi, 11:25, 17th February 2004:
 
I would say that song that every fucker can play in the piano.
Although it usually takes 2 people to play it.
I've been playing piano since i was 7, and I make a concious effort NEVER to
play that.
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:00, 17th February 2004:
 
When i say "that song", i mean this one:
www.tomlambdin-online.co.uk/media/FUCKIT...
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:02, 17th February 2004:
 
I can't believe i just played that!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 12:49, 17th February 2004:
 
That song is cool!

It's the only song I can play on the piano, but I've learnt how to play it really really fast, man, you should see my hands move, they are a total blur.
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:56, 17th February 2004:
 
:( i'm dissapointed in you. And besides, there are things that are easier to play, but sound more
impressive, and less clichéd ;)
You CAN look cool at parties.
Posted by Brock, 13:33, 17th February 2004:
 
Doc can look cool at parties?

Have you seen his profile shot?

;) here we go again!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:51, 17th February 2004:
 
Ooooh, harsh cuss!

What's wrong with my profile shot? The hat? The pipe? The rustic pastoral charm?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:52, 17th February 2004:
 
And hey, what about the Dark Glasses look in yours, for that matter?
Posted by tommorris, 17:00, 17th February 2004:
 
Doc wouldn't look out of place at Glastonbury. Or on the set of Hobbiton in the LotR movies.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:11, 17th February 2004:
 
70's GLASTONBURY STEREOTYPE ALERT!!!
Posted by Perclissigi, 17:27, 17th February 2004:
 
Who is that on the bush behind you?!
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:28, 17th February 2004:
 
It's Iron Butterfly! Stock up on the hallucinogens!
Posted by Perclissigi, 17:29, 17th February 2004:
 
I love the golden virginia sticking out of the top pocket ;)
Posted by Brock, 18:19, 17th February 2004:
 
In my defence, the shades are on 'cos it was really bright the day the picture was taken. Not that you can tell from that shot, but there you go.

Pipes are always wrong, and very rarely cool...
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:20, 17th February 2004:
 
You are wrong. Pipes rock.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:22, 17th February 2004:
 
Wrong, as arsepuppy says, you are.
Posted by Brock, 18:23, 17th February 2004:
 
Freaks
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:24, 17th February 2004:
 
Pipealist.
Posted by Brock, 18:25, 17th February 2004:
 
LOL!
Posted by friday, 10:50, 18th February 2004:
 
pipe users suck
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:53, 18th February 2004:
 
Well yeah, the pipe would be usless if you didn't suck on it.


INNUENDO!
Posted by friday, 10:59, 18th February 2004:
 
it could be decorative AP
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 11:45, 18th February 2004:
 
Sherlock Holmes had a pipe and he was great (okay so it was for opium), Mr E. Izzard's monkey "Fume la pipe" (bad french). With all this positivity for pipes where is the big negative coming from Brock....?
Posted by Brock, 11:57, 18th February 2004:
 
All ganging up on me now, are you?

right ya bastards! take you all on! Not allowed a chuffin' opinion now am I?

Pipes are NOT cool! They are possibly the least cool form of smoking. Which in itself is not cool, despite every 13 year old in the country thinking it is.

(that's the cat among the pigeons, then. Cue a Doc/arsepuppy tirade...)
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:53, 18th February 2004:
 
Rene Magritte laughs at you.
Posted by Brock, 12:55, 18th February 2004:
 
who?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:57, 18th February 2004:
 
So does Rene Higuita.


(and Rene Artois for that matter.)
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:00, 18th February 2004:
 
as does 'Rennie Chewable' indigestion sweets
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:04, 18th February 2004:
 
And Terry Renebles.
Posted by RUSS, 13:14, 18th February 2004:
 
and rene from 'allo 'allo
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:22, 18th February 2004:
 
That's Rene Artois.
Posted by Brock, 13:56, 18th February 2004:
 
Hasn't he got a sister called Stella? Maybe Sul's the man to ask.

I believe he may be on nodding aquaintance with Stella Artois...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:03, 18th February 2004:
 
wow, didn't see that one coming.
Posted by Brock, 14:10, 18th February 2004:
 
I'm a comedy genius, I tell you. Should we stop fighting before people suggest that it's some sort of weird sexual frustration thing, d'ya reckon?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:33, 18th February 2004:
 
Ok.

If you admit that i win.
Posted by Brock, 14:56, 18th February 2004:
 
Nah. Fuckit.

You stink, warty-face boy.
Posted by Sparrow, 01:59, 19th February 2004:
 
www.hampsterdance.com/hampsterdanceredux...

Most annoying thing in the FRAKING WORLD
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 12:47, 19th February 2004:
 
That is even the tune is worse, wow, a new low discovered.