Discussion » Buffy The Vampire Slayer Top Trumps.

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Posted by Abe Frohman, 21:38, 19th February 2004:
 
Whilst perusing my local HMV i noticed these little gems, I couldn't help but grin like an idiot whilst i paid for my purchases. (Spaced Series 1&2) As i was thinking 'What would the categories be?' Any ideas?
Posted by Sul, 21:47, 19th February 2004:
 
I dunno. Myabe something like this:

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/buffy/quiz/trumps/buf...
Posted by Brock, 21:49, 19th February 2004:
 
"Pertness of Chest"

Alyson Harrigan being close running second to the Buffster.

Or, more seriously

"Length of un-deadedness" With the vampire/eternal life thing and all that?
Posted by Sul, 21:55, 19th February 2004:
 
So "Length of time undead" then?
Posted by Brock, 21:57, 19th February 2004:
 
That's the fella.

Long day. Brain no worky.

Is undead the correct terminology then? It's hard to hear the dialogue on Buffy over the sound of the tissues...

:(
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 12:26, 20th February 2004:
 
Unfortunately those indicated Trumps suck like a whore for crack, the Angel ones are better, but basically that stats are wrong and off and if I rember they are quite old so the new series are going to have to get a new deck printed, all that said they are wipe clean.
Posted by WarHead, 12:42, 20th February 2004:
 
Pertness of what?




Or as Pamela Stephenson said on Not The Nine O'Clock News, 'Stick your face between them and go "Wubble, wubble, wubble" with American Express.'
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:54, 20th February 2004:
 
My, doesnt Buffy have a lovely set.
Posted by WarHead, 13:04, 20th February 2004:
 
I don't think the second one is her, Foggy.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:10, 20th February 2004:
 
I know, I meant the first one. Great pic. Where you get it?
Posted by WarHead, 13:19, 20th February 2004:
 
The answer to that is lost in the Mists of Time. I just 'came across' it (ooh, er missus, but I wiped it clean afterwards) somewhere or other and had the good sense to save a copy to enjoy in the privacy of my own home at a later time.
Posted by Rosie, 14:31, 20th February 2004:
 
OMG! - You lot! Those tits don't just stay like that of their own free will!!!! She has tit tape and putty and shit stuck underneath them!!


*stomps off in a jealous rage*
Posted by Uma, 14:49, 20th February 2004:
 
My feelings exactly, Rosie...damn her...those look fine
Posted by Rosie, 14:53, 20th February 2004:
 
Don't get me wrong - mine aren't bad, its just that hers are unrealistic. She could pick her nose with that nipple!
Posted by Uma, 14:55, 20th February 2004:
 
heh heh
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:15, 20th February 2004:
 
And once again the fine high tone of this site has been lowered. I'm shocked.

So why doesn't someone make some iamcal top trumps? And what would the categories be?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:16, 20th February 2004:
 
Imperceptability?
Posted by Brock, 15:26, 20th February 2004:
 
Rosie: she could pick my teeth with it if she wanted

:)

(sorry Doc, I am gutter trash)
Posted by Rosie, 15:32, 20th February 2004:
 
:D
Posted by WarHead, 16:21, 20th February 2004:
 
Don't worry ladies, they're probably not fully developed yet. They'll be heading south soon enough.
Posted by Rosie, 16:23, 20th February 2004:
 
Yeah. Good.
Posted by WarHead, 16:28, 20th February 2004:
 
Er, what do you mean by 'not bad' Rosie. Bigger or smaller than Ms Geller's? This is purely academic interest, you understand.


Can you pass the pencil test?
Posted by Rosie, 16:30, 20th February 2004:
 
No, They're too heavy for all that pencil testing. :(
Posted by WarHead, 16:37, 20th February 2004:
 
Oh good. Actually, I've never understood whether the pencil has to stay up or drop for you to 'pass' the test. And I don't really care, it's just fun helping young ladies to do the tests.