Discussion » £200 For A Scent Peripheral?

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Posted by Sul, 23:36, 19th February 2004:
 
Smellovision hits email first:

www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057...

I very much doubt I'd pay out for it.
Posted by Uma, 08:54, 20th February 2004:
 
Spam would smell bad, like a fart for instance.
Posted by Mr.Nishi, 12:10, 20th February 2004:
 
I can't think of anyone who wouldn't use it to send remote farts to people, or some rotting kipper.
Posted by WarHead, 12:14, 20th February 2004:
 
Send them this Ewwww.


Sorry if I've posted this here before.

Still makes me laugh.
Posted by Uma, 12:39, 20th February 2004:
 
That is hilarious. Farts just crack me up.
Posted by WarHead, 13:11, 20th February 2004:
 
I'll remind you of that next time you're under the duvet and I need to let rip.
Posted by Brock, 13:20, 20th February 2004:
 
hahaha.Class.

Hold her head under. We'll see how funny it is then.
Posted by Uma, 13:26, 20th February 2004:
 
You would never do that to me would you, sweetheart? There are *far* better things for me to do with my head under the duvet.
Posted by Brock, 13:55, 20th February 2004:
 
Kiss his arse?
Posted by tommorris, 13:56, 20th February 2004:
 
People have been hyping this crap up since about 1999. It's still a shit idea now. Meanwhile, a USB-powered whoopee cushion with added smell - that is a good idea.
Posted by WarHead, 14:09, 20th February 2004:
 
Hang on, are you still talking about Smellovision or are have you moved on to blow-jobs?
Posted by tommorris, 14:28, 20th February 2004:
 
If your definition of a blow job is sending people AVI files of people farting, then yes.
Posted by Uma, 14:57, 20th February 2004:
 
Blow-jobs? Blow-jobs? Who said anything about blow-jobs?
Posted by Brock, 15:27, 20th February 2004:
 
Did you mean read a good book by torchlight then, Uma?
Posted by Uma, 15:29, 20th February 2004:
 
Yeah! What else? I'm offended that you thought I meant blow-job. I'm not that sort of girl.
Posted by Brock, 15:36, 20th February 2004:
 
Oh. You mean frigid and dull as opposed to normal?

Just asking... ;)
Posted by Uma, 15:41, 20th February 2004:
 
Normal? Blow-jobs aren't normal! That's perverse. heh heh
Posted by Brock, 15:43, 20th February 2004:
 
no wonder you ain't getting any...
Posted by Uma, 15:45, 20th February 2004:
 
...or giving any :(
Posted by Brock, 15:48, 20th February 2004:
 
Not exactly selling yourself, love, are you! Hahaha

Take some tips off Rosie...

Rosie, 16:58 09 February 2004 :
(and I do take it up the wrong 'un on special occasions - but thats besides the point!)

That is how to sell yourself! Hahahaha
Posted by Brock, 15:49, 20th February 2004:
 
I will obviously remove that if requested, Rosie, I just thought it was funny... ;)
Posted by Rosie, 15:50, 20th February 2004:
 
You should always offer a bit of head Uma. The promise of a damn good sucking is one of the best ways to get a bloke.
Posted by Uma, 15:50, 20th February 2004:
 
Oh, fucking alright then. Does this qualify as a special occasion?
Posted by Brock, 15:55, 20th February 2004:
 
Rosie: You rock... if I had no respect for Mr Frohman, I'd pursue you with choccies and champagne and stuff, but sadly I think he's alright.

Bugger.
Posted by WarHead, 16:00, 20th February 2004:
 
Uma: Oh, fucking alright then. Does this qualify as a special occasion?


Well, if you insist, but I'm not sticking it up the 'Don't you dare' as well.
Posted by Rosie, 16:01, 20th February 2004:
 
I was on the job* once and the guy had a nose bleed all over the back of my head!

THATS how good I am.

*NOT having a poo AP
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:03, 20th February 2004:
 
You were having a poo??
Posted by Rosie, 16:03, 20th February 2004:
 
Although, if I'm honest, he did used to get them quite a lot when I wasn't "down there".
Posted by Uma, 16:04, 20th February 2004:
 
Wow...*awe and wonder* how about a few lessons then?
Posted by Rosie, 16:04, 20th February 2004:
 
AP: What?! Having a poo?
Posted by Brock, 16:04, 20th February 2004:
 
Ap spoilt that post by talking about having a poo.

:(
Posted by WarHead, 16:05, 20th February 2004:
 
Jesus, he had a nose bleed because you were playing the pink piccalo? That must be a hell of a technique you have.
Posted by Rosie, 16:05, 20th February 2004:
 
My lips are a bit sore today Uma so maybe nxt week some time.

:)
Posted by Rosie, 16:06, 20th February 2004:
 
AP's post has made me laugh so much I'm in tears!!!

:D
Posted by Uma, 16:08, 20th February 2004:
 
Okay, Rosie, make sure you giv'em a rest alright?
Posted by Rosie, 16:09, 20th February 2004:
 
I'll rest up my lips over the weekend. I might even rub a bit of cream into them.

:)
Posted by Brock, 16:10, 20th February 2004:
 
/puts hand up as volunteer

(sorry, Abe, you're too slow!)
Posted by Rosie, 16:11, 20th February 2004:
 
*I think Abes interest in me is fading slightly*

:*(
Posted by WarHead, 16:11, 20th February 2004:
 
I might even rub a bit of cream into them.


That image will probably stay with me for yonks.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:14, 20th February 2004:
 
My interest? You are the one who keeps standing me up :(
Posted by Brock, 16:15, 20th February 2004:
 
Rosie: Then he's a fool... ;)
Posted by Brock, 16:15, 20th February 2004:
 
Abe: IT'S ALIVE!

That took long enough.
Posted by Uma, 16:17, 20th February 2004:
 
*gives rosie a high 5*
Posted by Rosie, 16:21, 20th February 2004:
 
Well, if thats the case Vic its time for a meeting.

I get paid middle of next week and I would like to officially ask you out for a drink.

So what do you say?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:22, 20th February 2004:
 
Ok, Got to go up north on the friday though.
Posted by Uma, 16:23, 20th February 2004:
 
*applauds* it's about time...
Posted by Rosie, 16:24, 20th February 2004:
 
I'll txt you on Wednesday then? Maybe we could do Thursday?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:25, 20th February 2004:
 
hell yeah, I'm off down the pub to celebrate, speak to you soon.
Posted by Brock, 16:25, 20th February 2004:
 
Hahahaha! Shame you couldn't have said "maybe we could do Friday", cos that would have made me laugh a lot!
Posted by WarHead, 16:32, 20th February 2004:
 
Sir, you are a disgrace. I demand satisfaction. *Whaps Brock with a gauntlet*
Posted by Rosie, 16:32, 20th February 2004:
 
I'm going home now. I've had such a shitter of a week.

But I don't care now I've got me a date with Master Vic!

Have a good weekend everyone

:D

xx
Posted by Brock, 16:33, 20th February 2004:
 
WH: I regularly demand satisfaction too! it's just all the girls can run faster than me!

Anyway, how am I offending you? Are you Friday's personal virtue champion?
Posted by WarHead, 16:43, 20th February 2004:
 
Well, I owe her one for calling her a bloke a few days ago by mistake.

Terrible faux pas, don'tcha know?