Posted by
roggyie, 09:35, 23rd February 2004:
I just wanted to say that Micheal Jackson is not guilty and I think that people are just jealous of his success. He is my role model and I can even serve the jail term for him incase he might be proved guilty. I support him in every way and I waish him all the best. If he gives me achance I will stand by him in any situation that will rise.
Posted by
rogg, 09:37, 23rd February 2004:
Does any one has Micheal Jackson's contacts e.g e-mail addres?
Hurray, a new MJ thread.
FYI, most people on this site consider MJ to be a self-mutilating kiddie fucker.
Posted by
Uma, 09:57, 23rd February 2004:
Maybe if you ignore them they will go away :)
Tried that, Doesn't work, Neither do Subtle/Unsubtle hints or outright abuse.
Posted by
Uma, 11:22, 23rd February 2004:
Bad pennies just keep on turning up.
i'm all for freedom of speech etc blah blah but cal cant you just ban anyone who does this mj cack?
Posted by
tommorris, 15:32, 23rd February 2004:
You can just picture it...
roggyie: Hi, is that Michael Jackson?
MJ's agent: No, sorry, it's his agent.
roggyie: Can I talk to Michael?
MJ's agent: I'm afraid not, sir. He's extremely busy.
roggyie: I want to defend MJ!!
MJ's agent: I'm sorry sir, we have already had tens of thousands of Michael's fans
promising vigils and
protesting Michael's arrest.
roggyie: I can post annoying comments on other people's websites if that helps.
MJ's agent: Brilliant! Can you make sure you misspell MJ's name "Micheal" - the 'heal' bit shows the healing effects that sprem in anas has on little boys which might help when putting in a plea of mitigation.
roggyie: Okay. This has been really productive.
In other news, has anyone seen that
Jacko is going to be appearing in "Miss Cast Away" playing a character called "Agent M.J." as part of his burgeoning
movie career.
Posted by
Brock, 15:45, 23rd February 2004:
By "burgeoning", did you, perhaps, mis-type "floundering"?
Posted by
arsepuppy, 15:46, 23rd February 2004:
buggering?
Posted by
Brock, 15:56, 23rd February 2004:
tee hee...
Posted by
tommorris, 16:06, 23rd February 2004:
Indeed. Floundering.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:20, 23rd February 2004:
Just like the posting frequency these days :(
If only old Milhouse would come back.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:33, 23rd February 2004:
Yeah! I miss me old sparring partner :(
Posted by
Brock, 16:36, 23rd February 2004:
I have noticed a direct inverse correlation between the seriousness of the threads and the quantity of posts.
More stupidity=more posts....
Go to it AP, you used to be seriously 'wacky' when I first started coming here, you're probably the best one to start something that will provoke comment.
Posted by
Brock, 16:38, 23rd February 2004:
that's not 'wacky' as in 'wacaday'/timmy mallet by the way, I wouldn't be that nasty. Even to Abe ;)
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:40, 23rd February 2004:
AP - bullying Chay + loads of work = Boring AP :(
Posted by
Brock, 16:42, 23rd February 2004:
Booo! Pick on someone else, then.
Although not me, obviously. I fight with the sausage jockey himself.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:42, 23rd February 2004:
Where the fuck is beargod, come to think of it? I miss his cavalier approach to the English language.
Posted by
Uma, 16:43, 23rd February 2004:
When i first came here, he also had a really hot pic up on his profile. What's happened to you, ap? the spice has gone...could also be because he is still reeling from the pure disgust of having witnessed his girlfriend snogging a woman
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:45, 23rd February 2004:
Nah.. it's based on a combination of
a) Uni sucking the joy out of my life
and
b) Being surrounded by students. I *HATE* students.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 16:51, 23rd February 2004:
...and I never got over the way the scriptwriters of Neighbours decided to ABSOLUTELY SHIT ON poor Toadfish when he finally gets his girl back and marries her. YOU BASTARDS!!
Posted by
Miki, 18:49, 23rd February 2004:
AP: Beargod has a job without internet :( no idea why he's not on-line more when he's home though. (I haven't got internet at my new assignment either, boooo)
Um, dude. Neighbours was pretty harsh on poor Toadie. But have you been watching Karl and Susan lately?
Michael Jackson can be contacted at
michaelj@iamcal.com.
Posted by
arsepuppy, 10:44, 24th February 2004:
I've fallen out of the loop a bit and have lost track of the Karl/Susan saga. I heard that he suddenly tells her he no longer loves her or something, is that true? His swift decline into pisshead-dom and erratic behaviour makes me want to shake my fist at the scriptwriters. It makes me a mad goat.
Plus have you seen that Hussy that Lou Carpy is getting married to?
Honestly! He was better off with Valda!
Although Mal Kennedy should be turning up soon to sort out his parents marriage, which is something to look forwards to.
And axing Joe Scully? What the hell are they thinking of!
Posted by
arsepuppy, 14:08, 24th February 2004:
You mean Trixie? Oh how I hate her.
And don't get me started on the whole Joe Scully axing.
Trixie is such a spaz. I don't know what the heck Lou Carpy thinks he's playing at.
It's Christmas in Neighbours today. Oh bless.
Thank god for Sky and Boyd, though. Thank goodness. They so cool.
Posted by
lilnat, 22:53, 1st March 2004:
mj is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% inocent he is just re livin the childhood he never had and he is gettin that childhood through children people are just jealous of what he has and how sucsesful he is and people will try n ruin it wit any thin they can
Posted by
Alfie, 23:10, 1st March 2004:
obviously not a fan of Maths, or Math as they call it across the pond
Posted by
Alfie, 23:13, 1st March 2004:
oh and Cock off, nobber.
Or spellink.
I mean those crazy americans spell 'contest' as 'bee' what's that all about?
Posted by
Uma, 07:51, 2nd March 2004:
Yeah, and also 'meet' as in 'swim-meet'.
How can we be jealous of MJ's success? He's been a complete flop since 1992. Anyone listen to his last album??
Terrible.
Absolutely shocking.
"obviously not a fan of Maths, or Math as they call it across the pond"
They do not sound like too much of a grammar fan either.
It is a punctuation free post.
For anybody who thinks MJ is talented, just download a copy of the track
Blood on the Dancefloor. I challenge you to listen to that and repeat that MJ is talented afterwards.
To be fair, that wasn't his worst track by any means.
It serves as a good enough example as any.
Worse Tracks Than That (Pt. 1)
History (original mix)
The Girl is Mine
One More Chance (That new one, I may have got the name wrong)
'Off The Wall',despite everything though, is a fucking fantastic album, as is most of 'Thriller'. And as a 6 year old, 'Bad' was the best thing ever...
*cue someone making lame jokes out of the '6 year old' bit*
(Pt 2)
You Are Not Alone
...
...and even though he's a sick twisted nonce now, he wins fuckloads of points for 'Ben', a magnificently haunting, sinister yet poignant song about....well...a rat.
The actual person has been a dickhead since Off The Wall became a success though.
You've got to give him respect for some of his music and dancing. Can't really fault that.
However,
Heal the world?