Posted by
deronic, 21:37, 26th February 2004:
Birthday is on Feb 27th...but it is sandwiched between 2 work days so I can't really do anything wild to celebrate it...since I need to show up for work the next day :(
That's hardly the attitude, I used to turn up pissed for work when i was defending this fair isle.
Besides, It's not really worth celebrating, there are no good birthdays after 21. every passing year after that just makes you a little fatter and a little more cynical.
Posted by
Uma, 07:51, 27th February 2004:
Happy Birthday!
Posted by
Uma, 10:02, 27th February 2004:
not very nice...
Posted by
WarHead, 11:06, 27th February 2004:
AF rearrange this well known phrase or saying,' 'OFF' 'FUCK'
BTW I turned 50 last week, but I wasn't going to tell you lot about it, well, not at the time, anyway.
Posted by
Uma, 11:10, 27th February 2004:
(I wished you, though) BTW : You ROCK.
Posted by
WarHead, 11:12, 27th February 2004:
Only when I can't find my Zimmer Frame (tm).
Posted by
Uma, 11:42, 27th February 2004:
hee hee
Posted by
WarHead, 11:50, 27th February 2004:
I'll take you for a ride on it later, if you're good.
Posted by
tommorris, 12:48, 27th February 2004:
Happy birthday deronic.
Posted by
Sul, 13:46, 27th February 2004:
Happy birthday mate. Have a good one.
Sorry WarHead, I foolishly neglected to mention that after 50 you earn the title 'distinguished' and it's all a sweet sweet bed of rosies after that.
Posted by
WarHead, 23:57, 29th February 2004:
Oh, well that's alright then.
I think you may be wrong though.
Posted by
Uma, 10:30, 1st March 2004:
Oi, Abe? earlier upthread i rather rudely asked you what you look like. I thought I better edit it in light of our newly forged truce. Is there a pic of you somewhere on the site or can you post one? Please? Just curious...but you don't have to if you don't want :)
Posted by
Uma, 11:21, 1st March 2004:
Oh, are we still fighting then? Just assumed that since we had apologised to each other, it was a truce. (I won't be nasty about what you look like, I promise)
Posted by
Uma, 12:16, 1st March 2004:
I found these :
www.iamcal.com/pics/phone_05_2003/
but which one of these blokes is you?
I think I need Inspector Brock in on this.
The pics are in this order:
? cal
? ?
No No
No ?
sul
(unless you are a girl?)
I know I know!
not saying though :P
Posted by
Uma, 12:41, 1st March 2004:
Yeah, I also want to know what
you look like, ap
You've already seen what I look like.
arsepuppy.omglame.com/slash/5.jpg
There you go. Old picture, mind.
What do *you* look like???
Posted by
Sul, 12:47, 1st March 2004:
I was just going to say the exact same thing.
And that isnt that old a picture. Wasnt that party like 6 months ago?
Yeah, but it wasn't like it was last week or anything :)
Posted by
Sul, 12:54, 1st March 2004:
Ah. You like to keep current. I gets ya. Cant give the fans outdated info, innit. ;)
Posted by
Uma, 12:56, 1st March 2004:
Oh yeah, now I remember. You're the hot jewish guy. Well, there's 500 pounds if you rat on Abe (paid via a Nigerian bank account)
I
am going to post a pic, but it will break your heart.
You ask too much, but never give.. We demand a picture of *you*
Why will the pic break my heart? Do you have a facial disfigurement? Or are you someone I know?? That would be fucking scary.
Posted by
Uma, 12:59, 1st March 2004:
You know someone in South Africa?
Posted by
WarHead, 13:02, 1st March 2004:
Yes, you.
Your name isn't Steve, is it??
(I *do* know people in South Africa)
Posted by
Uma, 13:02, 1st March 2004:
oops
Posted by
Uma, 13:02, 1st March 2004:
hehe. Only reason I say that it will break your heart, is because I'm so far away
Posted by
Uma, 13:04, 1st March 2004:
We're getting off the subject. How's about that answer?
Posted by
Uma, 13:07, 1st March 2004:
Ah, bastard. Is it a deal?
Show us the goods, then yeah.
Posted by
Uma, 13:12, 1st March 2004:
You better not trick me, I have my own personal warhead. (hello warhead)
Well until we see this picture, we'll just have to assume you possess a warhead between your legs.
Posted by
Uma, 13:14, 1st March 2004:
No, *that* would be WarHead.
He may be 50, but I've seen his pic and he's HOT.
that'll be the rheumatism ;)
Posted by
Uma, 13:17, 1st March 2004:
Fuck off ;)
anyway, are you coming to terms with your studying now?
Posted by
Brock, 13:18, 1st March 2004:
Anyway, that pic isn't of arsepuppy, it's Paul Stanley out of Kiss...
We'll speak again only when you do your part of the deal..
*sneaks off into the shadows*
Posted by
Uma, 13:20, 1st March 2004:
Really Brock? That's not playing the game, ap. Shit, how did *he* get in arsepuppy's living room?
(It is me really, he was just pointing out the likeness, which I'd never noticed before)
(it was somebody else's living room as well. But stop changing the subject)
Posted by
WarHead, 13:24, 1st March 2004:
Point of Order, Mr Chairman. I don't have rheumatism.. ... ..... yet.
Posted by
Brock, 13:24, 1st March 2004:
He even has the 'rock and roll' pout...
Posted by
Uma, 13:25, 1st March 2004:
Ok. BTW, did you sort out the contentious evening you had recently with your girlfriend?
Um, yeah. But I'm not going to discuss such matters here.
Posted by
Uma, 13:27, 1st March 2004:
Ok.
Posted by
Brock, 13:27, 1st March 2004:
And...
/dons deerstalker and clamps teeth onto pipe
I pronounce the central bottom picture to be the cad that is Frohman...
Brock: It rymes with 'Rock' for a very good reason, you know...
Dammit Brock, we're trying to get a picture out of her!
Posted by
Brock, 13:28, 1st March 2004:
AP: "God gave rock and roll to you, It's a crazy, crazy, crazy night..."
You ARE Paul Stanley's love child, the more I look at that pic, the more I believe it! hahaha!
Posted by
Brock, 13:29, 1st March 2004:
Right then, Uma!
By the power of Grayskull, I demand a pic! Everyone else has been seen, it's your turn...
Posted by
Uma, 13:30, 1st March 2004:
Huh? central bottom? the guy with the glasses?
Posted by
Brock, 13:31, 1st March 2004:
Err... no. Errrr let's see your pic first... (?)
that sounds like disappointment! tee hee!
Posted by
Uma, 13:34, 1st March 2004:
C'mon guys, I have PMS, I am not to be tangled with today
Posting Meaningless Shite ???
;)
Posted by
Brock, 13:36, 1st March 2004:
Did think you were a bit slow with the Paul Stanley gag...
So I shall spell it out...P...I...C...T...U...R...E!
Come on!
Posted by
Brock, 13:37, 1st March 2004:
tee hee @ap
Posted by
Uma, 13:39, 1st March 2004:
*grumble*
okaaaay
*grumble* *grumble*
confession:i don't know how to post one...slink...slink
/shame/embarassment/mortification
Posted by
Uma, 13:45, 1st March 2004:
Got it on my PC
send it to "coc_oen at hotmail.com"
Posted by
Uma, 13:52, 1st March 2004:
Ok
Posted by
Uma, 13:57, 1st March 2004:
Damn firewall won't let it out. I will send it to you later from home...
Posted by
WarHead, 14:06, 1st March 2004:
Don't send it to HIM, send it to Meeeeeeeeee......
Posted by
Brock, 14:11, 1st March 2004:
No!!! Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! (by the power of more 'e's, I win!! Hurrah!)
edits notwithstanding, obviously. I can't post it, but, hey, whaddya gonna do?
Thing is, I have some webspace, I could host it. That's why I asked.
Posted by
WarHead, 14:13, 1st March 2004:
1. e's are not good for you.
2. It's a pointless you saying you win when the choice of winner is not within your gift.
Posted by
Uma, 14:16, 1st March 2004:
...and the winner is...
*opens envelope*
/drum roll
Posted by
WarHead, 14:16, 1st March 2004:
Uma, just mail it to Cal and he'll post it for you. Then there's no argument about it.
Posted by
Uma, 14:17, 1st March 2004:
...WarHead
Posted by
Brock, 14:17, 1st March 2004:
Ap: Good point.
WH: 1. I concur. 2. Bollocks.
Posted by
Uma, 14:18, 1st March 2004:
cal is on a plane...but will you do it for me?
(But Cal's going to be away for a while, whereas I could have it up quite quickly)
The picture, that is, not my knob.
Posted by
Brock, 14:20, 1st March 2004:
Hahahaha! You classy twat!
Posted by
WarHead, 14:21, 1st March 2004:
So could I.
Despite my age.
Posted by
Uma, 14:22, 1st March 2004:
I know. As I've said, I have that effect
That's rigormortis, love.
Posted by
WarHead, 14:28, 1st March 2004:
Uma: cal is on a plane...but will you do it for me?
Don't I always?
I know. As I've said, I have that effect
That's why I can always do it for you.
Posted by
Uma, 14:30, 1st March 2004:
WarHead. yep and thanks. i'll send 'em to you later. I trust you more than ap, anyhow, he'll probably post it all over the internet. Won't you ap?
No, i promise I won't.
(What would I achieve by doing that? Nothing)
I asked because I have webspace and I could upload it for you. Offering a favour, I guess.
Posted by
Uma, 14:39, 1st March 2004:
Ok, sorry.
(Who are you and what have you done with arsepuppy?)
What do you mean?
cuntwash
Posted by
Uma, 14:42, 1st March 2004:
Ahhhh...it *is* you baby
Posted by
Uma, 14:42, 1st March 2004:
...scrotum-cheeks
You can do better than that, surely.
Posted by
Brock, 14:48, 1st March 2004:
(she was going to insult your cock, but was unsure if you had one, as it is soooo tiny...)
Yeah, but I *do* have a small cock. Hung like a budgerigar, me.
...and so the thread dies...
Posted by
Uma, 15:21, 1st March 2004:
...not yet...I was talking to someone in the office. Sorry, I'm not good at insults, I'm too nice at heart.
Posted by
Uma, 15:21, 1st March 2004:
...er...sylvester-stallone-cock
Posted by
Brock, 15:25, 1st March 2004:
Aren't budgerigars not only small, but green and yellow, and squeak when you squeeze them?
Just a thought. May not be relevant.
What's going on with that pic?
Posted by
Uma, 15:27, 1st March 2004:
I'm sending it to warhead when I get home. I'm off to gym this evening because I missed it this morning...I was more pleasantly engaged
Posted by
Brock, 15:49, 1st March 2004:
Um? Were you getting laid this morning!
Not fair! Am i the only one not getting any now?
No, don't worry, i'm not getting any either...
grrrr
Are you stealing CD's again DanDog?
um... er.... no sir!
*runs*
That's ok then, and actually i am the one in the middle of those photos.
Don't worry percy, we won't think you are stupid when you work it out.
Ahh, but you see, i will never work it out. I can't work these things out, my
brain just won't do it. Never mind, i don't mind if you think i'm stupid, i
think i am!
Goddamn i suck at linking.
Posted by
Sul, 16:42, 1st March 2004:
YOU SUCK AT LINKS!
Hehe, ok, i got it. God i suck at everything.
is that a post-bukkake smiley??
Can you guess how many fingers i am holding up???
Posted by
Uma, 17:18, 1st March 2004:
Abe! The one below cal? All is forgiven, baby. Then who's the guy with the glasses?
Posted by
friday, 17:45, 1st March 2004:
who is the man with long hair?
Posted by
WarHead, 18:01, 1st March 2004:
Jesus. Ask me another. :+)
Posted by
cal, 05:40, 2nd March 2004:
the photos are:
rob, me, tom, tom, nobody, pep, pep, vic, sul
Posted by
Uma, 07:48, 2nd March 2004:
Would that be tom as in tommorris?
Posted by
WarHead, 08:32, 2nd March 2004:
Holy shit, Uma, you want me to post ANY of those pics you sent on here???!!! This is not really an 'adult' site, you know.
Posted by
Uma, 08:54, 2nd March 2004:
Ar, they're not *that bad*
What's a couple of boobs between friends, eh?
But I am hot, arent I?
Posted by
Brock, 09:20, 2nd March 2004:
I was right about which pic was Abe!! The lying bastard!
Sherlock Holmes? He's a mere amateur...
Well done Brock, you're a modern day Poirot. That and the fact that you have already seen other photo's of me.
Posted by
WarHead, 09:38, 2nd March 2004:
But I am hot, arent I?
My monitor's undergoing meltdown.
It's just as well I'm the head of IT or else I'd be firing myself for viewing this kind of thing at work. As it is I can excuse myself by claiming it's a site that's been reported to me as possibly requiring blocking.
Posted by
Brock, 09:47, 2nd March 2004:
Abe: No I haven't fuckface. I just picked the bloke with the GREAT BIG FAT HEAD!
And how is that working out for you?
You pin-headed Cab Calloway alike?
Posted by
Brock, 09:51, 2nd March 2004:
Nothing 'Mini' about
my moocher, Mr Humpty Dumpty-lookalike.
Humpty Dumpty eh? which of us has more of an egg-like head i wonder.
Posted by
WarHead, 09:55, 2nd March 2004:
Bernard Miles
*whoosh* bet most of you don't get THAT one.
Posted by
Uma, 10:02, 2nd March 2004:
Everything goes over my head :(
Posted by
Uma, 10:03, 2nd March 2004:
How do I change the wording on the links like that
Posted by
WarHead, 10:11, 2nd March 2004:
Bernard Miles used to advertise eggs on TV in the glorious days of monochrome. Which is why you didn't get it.
Uma, click oh the 'You may use
some html' link and look at the instructions 'To post a link' The wording you want to appear should replace the 'this is a link' part of the line.
Posted by
Uma, 10:12, 2nd March 2004:
Thanks
Posted by
WarHead, 10:16, 2nd March 2004:
At least I can understand that. When I was on Flickr last night I hadn't a clue what I was doing. Some nice young ladies were trying to help me, but thought I was a troll because of the language I was using. I told them it wouldn't have raised an eyebrow on iamcal, and apologised, but I still couldn't get the damn thing to work properly.
Posted by
Uma, 10:19, 2nd March 2004:
I also can't figure it out. Gonna try at home this evening because the firewall here doesn't allow me to launch it. Wondering if there is any way round that?
Posted by
WarHead, 10:35, 2nd March 2004:
Nothing that probably won't get you ANOTHER bollocking by the IT manager.
Posted by
Brock, 10:35, 2nd March 2004:
So do we get to see these mythical pics?
Are they of sufficiently amateur quality to be convinced that they haven't been plucked of the net somewhere to hide her real identity?
Posted by
WarHead, 10:44, 2nd March 2004:
Um, I think she's going to have to send something less, er, risque.
I mean, I'm a man of the world, I can deal with this in an adult fashion, but some of you young'uns may be led astray by such things.
Posted by
Brock, 10:49, 2nd March 2004:
Not sure about that, me old son, perhaps I should judge that for myself to give you a valuable 2nd opinion...
Forward them to my e-mail address, and I shall give it due consideration, and voice mu humble opinion.
Posted by
Uma, 10:58, 2nd March 2004:
I'm having a rethink, though. If
WarHead thinks they're risque...
Uma..... Why didn't you send them to me???
Ignore the old fella (WH, that is) ;)
Posted by
Uma, 11:03, 2nd March 2004:
...besides, I'm no longer under any pressure to post a pic, since cal (my knight in shining armour) was kind enough to point out Abe/Vic for me. It's on the way to the heavies as we speak (they don't accept contracts without pics...bummer that)
Posted by
Brock, 11:03, 2nd March 2004:
Hahahaha, Smut surfer!
He's too young for them my dear! And he gets loads of groupies anyway. It's the make-up they go for...
I think it's a bit shit the way you've weaselled out of this. Anyway, now you do know, shouldn't you honour your side by posting a pic?
Posted by
WarHead, 11:10, 2nd March 2004:
It's on the way to the heavies as we speak (they don't accept contracts without pics...bummer that)
*whoosh*
Can I have that in language I'd understand?
Posted by
Brock, 11:14, 2nd March 2004:
Hahahaha! You KNOW it's true, bumdog!
Posted by
Uma, 11:16, 2nd March 2004:
That's the way, ap, try to guilt me into it. Ok, it worked. I will post one, but not the saucy ones. I'll hunt and hunt until I find a tasteful one of me. I promise. Who the fuck is Lesnar?
Bah! Send me the other ones too!
Posted by
Brock, 11:21, 2nd March 2004:
Give us smut!!! I, for one, haven't seen a naked woman for FAR too long.
:(
I have yet to see a naked woman
(today)
Posted by
Uma, 11:23, 2nd March 2004:
It's like WarHead so aptly said, this is NOT an adult site
Nov would've done it, as would've that Suzie woman back in the pre-AP days.
Posted by
Uma, 11:27, 2nd March 2004:
Pre-AP? did you used to have another name?
Nah, just before I started posting here. My lurking days.
Posted by
Uma, 11:31, 2nd March 2004:
How far does that go? ie 1 BAP?
Posted by
Uma, 11:37, 2nd March 2004:
I declare this thread legally dead
Like my enthusiasm for reading your posts ;p
Yeah, shut up and get your tits out.
Posted by
Uma, 11:41, 2nd March 2004:
That's why it died, innit?
Posted by
Brock, 11:43, 2nd March 2004:
Cos you're all mouth, and insist on seeing other peoples pics, but won't show your own?
You've seen her, you remember, Big forehead, Sticky out ears, brown hair, I posted it as some passport photos but she cried until i took them down.
Posted by
WarHead, 11:53, 2nd March 2004:
Children, please. Sticks and stones may break my bones but don't be so dog damn nasty.
Well, if a picture is posted, we'll be proven wrong.
Posted by
Brock, 11:58, 2nd March 2004:
So, Warhead, maybe you can answer it. Is there any similarity between the Liandle pic and the naked flesh-fest that you obviously received last night?
And if she posts them, Sul and I could used our collective smut knowledge to see if the pics are of anyone famous or familiar.
Posted by
Sul, 12:07, 2nd March 2004:
This one.
Posted by
Sul, 12:08, 2nd March 2004:
A broad knowledge of smut is something to be rather proud of :)
That's the badger, looks like i was wrong about the ears though. Damn medium-term memory.
Posted by
Brock, 12:10, 2nd March 2004:
Abe! You are the only other person apart from my mates to use that expression that I have met! Bloody marvellous!
(don't worry, I can always edit this to something offensive if it goes against the grain too much...)
Posted by
Brock, 12:11, 2nd March 2004:
And Liandle may have been a bit mental, but if that's her pic, I thought she was quite fit!
That's ok mate, And it's probably not Liandle. Liandle if you recall, was a gay male south african.
Posted by
Brock, 12:15, 2nd March 2004:
That was just one of his/her/it's many alter ego's/alternative personalities. I was never really convinced which was the real one...
Either way, the lady in the profile pic was ok by me. At least from the neck up, anyway...
Posted by
WarHead, 13:02, 2nd March 2004:
So, Warhead, maybe you can answer it. Is there any similarity between the Liandle pic and the naked flesh-fest that you obviously received last night?
Not the bits I'm looking at. And the angles are a bit different, if ya know what I mean. I will say this; she's very athletic.
Posted by
Brock, 13:09, 2nd March 2004:
This is a decidedly unfair situation. You are enjoying all this aren't you!
"I've got something you don't have, doo-dah, doo-dah!"
*hmph!*
Posted by
Uma, 13:59, 2nd March 2004:
I will post one, I said. I'm just a bit busy right now. Getting into hot water for spending too much time on this site.
:(
Posted by
Brock, 14:26, 2nd March 2004:
cool. But if you feel inclined to send the pics you sent to Warhead to me as well, I wouldn't be too upset... ;)
Posted by
WarHead, 20:43, 2nd March 2004:
This is a decidedly unfair situation. You are enjoying all this aren't you!
Would you deny an old man a little pleasure in his old age? Anyway, you lot have been so nasty to her I don't know if you deserve to see them AT ALL.