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Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:47, 1st March 2004:
 
Music Legend David Hasselhoff has been accused of murder. It's up to Perry Mason to get him off.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:53, 1st March 2004:
 
I won't believe it until it's put up on the solidly reliable news source that is Ananova...

*coughs own pelvis up*
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:56, 1st March 2004:
 
Hang on, I'll prove it.

(if i can master the strange magic that is linking)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 17:00, 1st March 2004:
 
You'll have to click on it. Down there on channel five. quick hurry.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:05, 1st March 2004:
 
Holy fuck!
Posted by Brock, 17:38, 1st March 2004:
 
Hasselhoff is a serial killer. That's been known for years.

Current tally of victims includes 1 Hairstyle, and about 60 or so songs that he has brutally murdered over the last 20 years...
Posted by WarHead, 18:05, 1st March 2004:
 
I bet he murdered someone in Hot Shot City.


I will make one other comment. If it was me I wouldn't want Perry Mason to 'get me off.'

Uma, have you studied law, at all? Do you think you could get me off?
Posted by Brock, 18:19, 1st March 2004:
 
WH: you are a slut!

haha!
Posted by Uma, 18:36, 1st March 2004:
 
I can. But you'll have to plead guilty.
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:15, 1st March 2004:
 
*bleurgh* You two should get a room :p
Posted by WarHead, 22:44, 1st March 2004:
 
aha - at last someone ELSE has said that.
Posted by jeff, 14:56, 2nd March 2004:
 
www.for-david.com/downloads/pingudance.m...
Posted by Uma, 16:22, 2nd March 2004:
 
Cripes. I can't visit that one here.