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Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:59, 2nd March 2004:
 
I'm sick of that fucking photo that cal took, so here are some action shots for your viewing pleasure.
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:09, 2nd March 2004:
 
Hmmm, spot the stations!
The middle is obv. Baker Street
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:11, 2nd March 2004:
 
Brock, Say Blah Blah Blah Blah if you like to do the tight-formation conga down at your local YMCA.


*(^%$%*%^&*(^&*()
Posted by Brock, 13:11, 2nd March 2004:
 
So this is the thread you told me about, is it? Where you own me? Try again, bitch!

)(&*)&*()&*&*(&*(

(insert appropriate insult here. it's lunch time, and I can't be arsed to think of one, but I feel obliged to provide one!)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:12, 2nd March 2004:
 
*counter-retort*
Posted by Brock, 13:13, 2nd March 2004:
 
ooooh. Harsh...
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:15, 2nd March 2004:
 
Hmm, give me some hints.
Is the bottom one east london?
Posted by Alfie, 13:16, 2nd March 2004:
 
Here's one you can have for free Brock:

"ooh that Jeremy Spake from that Airport series has lost a bit of weight"
Posted by Alfie, 13:18, 2nd March 2004:
 
and gained an extra dose of camp
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:19, 2nd March 2004:
 
Percy: give you a clue, they are all Jubilee Line.

Alfie: Don't know who that is.
Posted by Brock, 13:19, 2nd March 2004:
 
Alfie: I wouldn't have said "a lot...", that's for sure...

;)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:23, 2nd March 2004:
 
Ah, now i know who it is.

you c**ts
Posted by Brock, 13:30, 2nd March 2004:
 
hee hee hee...
Posted by friday, 13:31, 2nd March 2004:
 
I would like one of those waistcoats that the handsome bloke is wearing
Posted by Alfie, 13:35, 2nd March 2004:
 
are you looking at different photos to us Friday ;)
Posted by Rosie, 13:38, 2nd March 2004:
 
you look nice
Posted by friday, 13:38, 2nd March 2004:
 
not unless my version of iamcal is corrupted, no
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:40, 2nd March 2004:
 
top one... bermondsey?
Posted by Rosie, 13:42, 2nd March 2004:
 
vic looks very important with his clipboard!
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:43, 2nd March 2004:
 
Ok, i wouldn't really know, i only ever get the Jubilee between Canada Water and Waterloo.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:46, 2nd March 2004:
 
Top one's Neasden and the bottom one is Wembley Park.

And cheers Rosie ;)
Posted by RUSS, 13:46, 2nd March 2004:
 
he looks like he is about to ask a passer by some questions in a survey
Posted by Rosie, 13:47, 2nd March 2004:
 
I'd stop for him!

:D
Posted by friday, 13:48, 2nd March 2004:
 
a clipboard is in fact, like a VIP pass, you can get in anywhere if you look confident with your clipboard

so I have been told
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:48, 2nd March 2004:
 
Woo Yay!
So what exactly do you do, wondering around in your snazzy orange waistcoat?
What kind of job do you do involving the Jubilee line and spending lots of time
on iamcal?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:51, 2nd March 2004:
 
I walk around taking drawing things and taking pictures.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:52, 2nd March 2004:
 
And my clipboard and snazzy waistcoat do get me into places.
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:52, 2nd March 2004:
 
You're really gotta wonder if that's gonna pay off in the long run...
Posted by friday, 13:54, 2nd March 2004:
 
Any chance of getting one of those waistcoats, Abe?
Posted by Rosie, 13:57, 2nd March 2004:
 
whats in the racksack?
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:59, 2nd March 2004:
 
It's little things that he puts in the signal boxes to break them.
And make the trains delayed.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:01, 2nd March 2004:
 
No problem Friday, I've got loads.

Things in the rucksack:

Spare Hi-Vis.
Binoculars.
Maglite.
ASSA keys.
Three Red pens.
A black pen.
A green pen.
A pencil.
A notebook.
13 tube maps.
Survey documentation.
Spare batteries.
Spare Tabs.
Spare lighter.

And sometimes i leave all that at work and fill it with 18 cans of Stella and 200 Embassy No1.
Posted by Uma, 14:02, 2nd March 2004:
 
Oh fuckin' dear.

/slaps forehead

Any chance of that truce?
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:04, 2nd March 2004:
 
Why 13 tube maps?
Posted by Rosie, 14:05, 2nd March 2004:
 
You're well prepared then Victor!

:D
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:06, 2nd March 2004:
 
Can't have too many tube maps.
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:08, 2nd March 2004:
 
Good point.
Right, my books and a large pile of dishes call.
Must.... Get...Away....From........Computer...
Posted by Uma, 14:08, 2nd March 2004:
 
...any chance I can steal you from Rosie?
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:09, 2nd March 2004:
 
Uma, you bad bad girl!
:p
Posted by Rosie, 14:10, 2nd March 2004:
 
Oi You! We are gonna fall out bad if you keep on Uma....

:|
Posted by Uma, 14:13, 2nd March 2004:
 
I said, "any chance?" he could have said No Fucking Way but he didn't. *hope*
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:14, 2nd March 2004:
 
*Ahem* No Fucking Way.
Posted by Rosie, 14:15, 2nd March 2004:
 
:D


x ♥ x
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:15, 2nd March 2004:
 
Awww, don't worry Uma, you always have WarHead... and meeee!
Posted by Rosie, 14:19, 2nd March 2004:
 
Keep your paws off him Uma - Hes my pretend-internet-boyfriend-person. :P
Posted by Brock, 14:19, 2nd March 2004:
 
Perci: (talk about short straw...)
Posted by Uma, 14:21, 2nd March 2004:
 
Awwwww. *heartbroken* No......! Thanks Perci, luv...

(Rosie how do you do those little heart things?)
Posted by Rosie, 14:22, 2nd March 2004:
 
press alt and number 3 together
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:24, 2nd March 2004:
 
Yay! Right back atcha Uma ;)
Long time no speak hunny! I hear you've been getting in trouble?
Posted by Brock, 14:24, 2nd March 2004:
 
You lot are so easily impressed by a jacket and a clipboard. The jacket is so that he can't get anywhere near anything dangerous or important without his 'special minder' seeing him and grabbing him.

The clipboard just says: "Right foot. Then left foot. Then right foot....." etc. in big bold letters.

Talk about gullible, you people! That was just his first day out of the 'centre', hence all the photo's. Who else takes a pic of someone walking along not doing anything, unless it was an achievement that they weren't being led or held up by someone?
Posted by Uma, 14:24, 2nd March 2004:
 
♥ thanks that is so cool.
Posted by friday, 14:25, 2nd March 2004:
 
What's that smell?
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:27, 2nd March 2004:
 
Brock: You're just jealous you don't have one.


I guess you would quite like a luminous waistcoat and a clipboard too.
Posted by Rosie, 14:28, 2nd March 2004:
 
friday: ?
Posted by Brock, 14:28, 2nd March 2004:
 
Nah. I've got drawers and drawers of various team kit. Don't need any more!
Posted by Uma, 14:28, 2nd March 2004:
 
Yer Perci...not getting me work done

C'mon Rosie...can we share him? What about that, Abe?

Would I have a chance if Rosie wasn't in the picture or is it still No Fucking Way?

/puts arsenic in Rosie's tea nothing personal of course Rosie
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:30, 2nd March 2004:
 
Hmm, that comment was totally lost on everyone i think. Never mind.
Read again, and if you still don't get it, i may just tell you... if you ask real nice.

Uma: You are *SO* bad :p
Posted by Uma, 14:32, 2nd March 2004:
 
You mean about 'trouble?' ---oh, you mean THAT kinda trouble? Yeah.
Posted by Rosie, 14:32, 2nd March 2004:
 
*Punches Uma right in the face*


Nothing personal of course Uma....
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:32, 2nd March 2004:
 
I see jealousy has stolen the ability to spell achievement from you Brock.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:33, 2nd March 2004:
 
Yeah, nothing personal. *goes for tyre and can of petrol*
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:34, 2nd March 2004:
 
Uma, noooo, i mean about brock being jealous he doesn't have "one", although i'm now
intregued about any other kind of "trouble" you may have been in ;)
Posted by Uma, 14:34, 2nd March 2004:
 
*tweet tweet*
/sees stars and stripes.
I'll take that as a 'no'.
Posted by Uma, 14:36, 2nd March 2004:
 
Anything I can do to change your mind, sailor?
/shows missing and blackened teeth
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:37, 2nd March 2004:
 
Hmm, you like your guys to play hard to get, don't you uma?
Nothing like the thrill of the chase eh?
Posted by Rosie, 14:37, 2nd March 2004:
 
Die damn you!

*kicks her in the stomach and stamps on her head*
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:38, 2nd March 2004:
 
Bloody Hell!
Posted by Uma, 14:38, 2nd March 2004:
 
*groan*
Posted by Rosie, 14:39, 2nd March 2004:
 
Got the message?





;)
Posted by Uma, 14:40, 2nd March 2004:
 
/groans : yeah Rosie, don't hurt me anymore OK?
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:40, 2nd March 2004:
 
Ok people, time out!
*Dons black and white stripey referee top, and mops up Uma's blood with a flannel*
*Gives Uma a drink of water*
Ok, round two!!
Posted by Uma, 14:41, 2nd March 2004:
 
I can't hit her...she's too...feminine
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:41, 2nd March 2004:
 
You lot carry on, I'm waiting for the 'risque' photos....
Posted by Uma, 14:41, 2nd March 2004:
 
Maybe those will sway him? eh Vic? er...Abe
Posted by Rosie, 14:43, 2nd March 2004:
 
For the love of God women......F*CK OFF!!!!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:43, 2nd March 2004:
 
I think he means 'risque' photos of me.
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:43, 2nd March 2004:
 
Now there's an idea...
But only if i get to see them too.
Don't forget i'm so deprived right now, and seeing some
pics of you would REALLY cheer me up. :):) *puppy dog eyes*
Posted by Uma, 14:44, 2nd March 2004:
 
Got any?
Posted by Uma, 14:49, 2nd March 2004:
 
...woops, way to shut down a thread Uma
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:50, 2nd March 2004:
 
D'oh! I'm still here, just waiting for a reply to my message :)
Posted by Uma, 14:52, 2nd March 2004:
 
Did you mean Abe or me? It isn't that clear...
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:52, 2nd March 2004:
 
Hehe, you, silly! Abe's not my type, know what i mean?
Posted by Uma, 14:53, 2nd March 2004:
 
Hey, Abe...did you see Rosie hung one of her hearts in the tree for you in pic 3?
/tries to placate Rosie
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:54, 2nd March 2004:
 
Go on Uma, show us your bum!
Posted by Uma, 14:55, 2nd March 2004:
 
Perci...there are websites where you can see lots on naked ladies? What happened to Jen? I thought you were going to seduce her?
Posted by Uma, 14:57, 2nd March 2004:
 
All this wit, charm and perseverance and all they want is my goddam bum
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:57, 2nd March 2004:
 
*shunned*
Its' not the same with those sites ;)
And i'm happy with the whole break situation for now.
I'm going to a toga party next friday...which could turn into
a toga-less orgy after a few drinks :o
Posted by Uma, 14:58, 2nd March 2004:
 
No, not shunned. I don't try and steal other girls men

like the sound of the toga-less orgy though
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:59, 2nd March 2004:
 
Abe...Rosie... :p
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:00, 2nd March 2004:
 
Naa, its cool, i'm just messin with ya, i totally understand you don't want nudie pics of you plastered all over the web :) I just like chattin to you, you're cool.
Posted by Uma, 15:00, 2nd March 2004:
 
They haven't even been on their first date!
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:00, 2nd March 2004:
 
Bonus side of the toga-less orgy, the sheets we were wearing would provide convenient protection for the furnature, so it doesn't get, you know, sticky.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:01, 2nd March 2004:
 
I want to see the pics to see if my bits still work.
Posted by Uma, 15:01, 2nd March 2004:
 
...have you? Rosie? Are they both gone?
Posted by Uma, 15:02, 2nd March 2004:
 
ap, thought you were a porn king?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:04, 2nd March 2004:
 
I need to carry out some routine maintenance though.
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:04, 2nd March 2004:
 
I admire your moral standing Uma. I've kinda given up on waiting for Jen.
I can have no-strings sex, and deal with it. Things are getting bad.
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:06, 2nd March 2004:
 
Anyways, enough about talking about this kinda stuff on this site.
A bit too serious, know what i mean?
Posted by Uma, 15:07, 2nd March 2004:
 
Not too many, though, eh? Aids etc be careful
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:07, 2nd March 2004:
 
I tried it with strings attached only to find I got rope-burn on my glans.
Posted by Uma, 15:07, 2nd March 2004:
 
Yeah...
Posted by Rosie, 15:08, 2nd March 2004:
 
I'm still here.

We haven't been out yet. I've got a second job - in Tesco (don't laugh pls) and also I'm studying for my degree. So with my 9-5 job as well, its hard enough to find time to sleep let alone anything else.
Posted by Uma, 15:09, 2nd March 2004:
 
hehe...if ya wanna be serious and all...
you can email me? I'm a good listener?

thegzhouse@polka.co.za
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:09, 2nd March 2004:
 
I'm always careful, i'm not a slut, just need to find someone to mess around with for a while,
don't wanna get out of practice, you know? now i just gotta find someone, and there's the problem.
Posted by Uma, 15:10, 2nd March 2004:
 
Rosie, whatcha studying?
Posted by Uma, 15:11, 2nd March 2004:
 
Perci:any old flames you can call up?
Posted by Rosie, 15:11, 2nd March 2004:
 
I'm studying for an MBA
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:12, 2nd March 2004:
 
Uma, you are a sweety, thankyou :)
Posted by Uma, 15:12, 2nd March 2004:
 
Rosie:did you do a BCom first or not?
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:13, 2nd March 2004:
 
There's one who i know would... but that would just be embaressing :S
Posted by Uma, 15:14, 2nd March 2004:
 
Why?
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:16, 2nd March 2004:
 
She's a moped girl.
Posted by Uma, 15:16, 2nd March 2004:
 
Huh?
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:18, 2nd March 2004:
 
Whats the similarity between a fat bird and a moped?
They're both fun for a ride until your friends see you with one.

Ok, a bit harsh, she not exactly fat just fucking annoying and a slut,
and not the most attractive person in the world to boot. But i could if i wanted to.
I just don't!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:18, 2nd March 2004:
 
Nice ride... but you wouldn't want your mates to see you on it...
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:19, 2nd March 2004:
 
f5 f5 f5

Curses!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:20, 2nd March 2004:
 
Bloody hell Perc, I think I went out with that girl.... Did her first name start with a 'P' ? :)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:20, 2nd March 2004:
 
hehehe beaten AGAIN ap!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:21, 2nd March 2004:
 
"things are getting bad"

Hah! You, sonny, are deluding yourself.
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:22, 2nd March 2004:
 
meaning?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:22, 2nd March 2004:
 
I get you next time, Gadget! NEXT....TIME!!!1
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:23, 2nd March 2004:
 
Oh, and "chikin has become a jerking teen icon!!"??? Pecks?? Hello? Er, what? 1st I've heard of it. A gangbanging teen martyr maybe.. you cannot put becca up to fisting... she is a fingering very independant entity, blows only what she can fit. gangbangs, she fucks gangbanging you up. gangbangs, she fucks gangbanging you up.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:24, 2nd March 2004:
 
isn't Chikin more likely to be on the Buttonpusher forums?
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:25, 2nd March 2004:
 
Naa, it doesn't begin with p, nearer the end of the alphabet.
Posted by Uma, 15:25, 2nd March 2004:
 
Hey, any port in a storm if you'll pardon the expression
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:25, 2nd March 2004:
 
Damn, wrong window.

Heck.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:26, 2nd March 2004:
 
Don't you mean any part in a stream?
Posted by Uma, 15:27, 2nd March 2004:
 
Doc Lucids been shooting up again?
Posted by jeff, 15:27, 2nd March 2004:
 
Doctor Lucid once again attempts to demonstrate the irony of his name.
Stop word dumping you crazy pot smoking, mushroom loving doped up freak!!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:28, 2nd March 2004:
 
Oh, and Percy, what I mean is that it's one of my pet hates when someone goes "My god, I haven't, like, made the beast with two backs for over a month now! My god! Times are bad!".

For gods sake, stop bloody complaining.

But yeah. Sorry. Didn't want to have to get into that. I'll just rant on about Chikin's jerking teen icon status from now on.
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:28, 2nd March 2004:
 
Ok, i shoudl have gone an hour and a half ago, i'm really gonna go now.
I'll speak to y'all soon, much to do.
Oh and Uma hunny, i've mailed you, let me know if you get it :)
Posted by jeff, 15:28, 2nd March 2004:
 
(i love you really chris)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:29, 2nd March 2004:
 
My god, are you suggesting I'm some kind of drug fiend?

I'll have you know I left most of those vices behind about 6 months ago now..

it's the straight and narrow for me these days...

well, comparatively... still on the whiskey and cherryade and dope now and again...
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:29, 2nd March 2004:
 
It's been over 4 months thankyou. And i believe that's the first thing i've said about it for a long time :p
Posted by jeff, 15:29, 2nd March 2004:
 
what about your port addiction eh?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:30, 2nd March 2004:
 
Hahahaha... the irony of my name.. it's almost like it's gone back full circle with "I am JAson".. and Lucid is short for "Lucy Record"...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:31, 2nd March 2004:
 
Are you Moc'ing us?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:31, 2nd March 2004:
 
Port?

Well, anything in a storm... but it's pretty disgusting..

My god. Four months. Your ovaries must be all dried up and barren, like autumnal rosehip. I really feel for you.

I hope you manage to score soon, really. Otherwise the old 'jar of liver' might have to come into play.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:32, 2nd March 2004:
 
Sherry's okay..

Yeah, such cruel mocery. Hmmm.
Posted by Uma, 15:32, 2nd March 2004:
 
Oo-er? who's chris? *intrigued*
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:33, 2nd March 2004:
 
Ok dude... getting the point.
I'll shut up.
Bloody hell, i'm going!
Posted by Uma, 15:34, 2nd March 2004:
 
Yeah, maybe he was hinting that our conversation was like
some un-cool website
:(
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:34, 2nd March 2004:
 
there were two chris's.. one of them was Cal's "other half" for a while, and he still posts here now and again.. he works nights at one of those electricity pylons.

The other chris is Uncle Moc's real name. Go see him on the profiles page. It's quite sad, he was horribly injured on an iamcal day out and never really recovered. He doesn't post here much any more either. He only has the use of one of his hands and one of his legs. It's really sad.
Posted by Uma, 15:34, 2nd March 2004:
 
Bye Perci sweetheart. I'll get your mail at home.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:35, 2nd March 2004:
 
No, that's okay. I don't mean to come across overly harsh.
Posted by Uma, 15:35, 2nd March 2004:
 
And then there's the Abe/Vic chris?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:37, 2nd March 2004:
 
Oh, him? He's not called Chris!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:37, 2nd March 2004:
 
yeah.
Posted by jeff, 15:37, 2nd March 2004:
 
who's chris?
Posted by donnie, 15:38, 2nd March 2004:
 
doc - i was never cals other half - git! ;)
Posted by Uma, 15:38, 2nd March 2004:
 
His real name is Chris...
Jesus Fucking Christ! How many aliases do you have?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:39, 2nd March 2004:
 
Oh, misunderstandings, how sweet they are!
Posted by donnie, 15:39, 2nd March 2004:
 
just one, chris and donnie
Posted by donnie, 15:39, 2nd March 2004:
 
me, i'm not gay - but that tubby bastard, he loves the cock!
Posted by Uma, 15:40, 2nd March 2004:
 
not you...Abe! he's Doc Lucid isn't he? Isn't he?
Posted by Uma, 15:41, 2nd March 2004:
 
...which tubby bastard?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:41, 2nd March 2004:
 
Chris
Chris

and donnie.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:42, 2nd March 2004:
 
err
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:43, 2nd March 2004:
 
What, Abe?
the same person as me?

Sounds pretty much like crazy talk to me!
Posted by Uma, 15:44, 2nd March 2004:
 
Oh, OK. I get so confuded...
Posted by jeff, 15:44, 2nd March 2004:
 
There's some real wierdo's round here.
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 15:44, 2nd March 2004:
 
RedAndWhiteMan says: Too Right Doc!
Posted by donnie, 15:44, 2nd March 2004:
 
So basically i am chris, i post under chris and donnie

abe is chris too, he used to be vic

Doc/moc is also chris

i'm going schitzo trying to figure this out!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:45, 2nd March 2004:
 
I am a real person! Really!
Posted by Uma, 15:45, 2nd March 2004:
 
...still don't know which tubby guy loves the cock?
Posted by chris, 15:45, 2nd March 2004:
 
thats just a quote from jay and silent bob strike back
Posted by jeff, 15:46, 2nd March 2004:
 
i thought uma was the tubby guy who loves cock? is uma chris?
Posted by chris, 15:46, 2nd March 2004:
 
...and i'm the original chris too - id=14 :)
Posted by Uma, 15:46, 2nd March 2004:
 
so the 'chris'='donnie' = cal's friend?
Posted by chris, 15:47, 2nd March 2004:
 
well, friends a strong word... yes :)
Posted by Uncle Moc, 15:47, 2nd March 2004:
 
No, look, I am Chris.

I don't come here all that often, but I'm still around.

Doc is not Abe but he was Vic, or rather Vic was Doc.

But now Vic is dead. And I am a shadow of my former self.

Sul, Tommorris and Jlittle are also the same person, all controlled by Sul.

And Cal and Sal were siamese twins but now they are seperated because Cal had to go to Canadaland.

/over.
Posted by Uma, 15:47, 2nd March 2004:
 
...tips on how to win him over?
Posted by chris, 15:48, 2nd March 2004:
 
lmao!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:48, 2nd March 2004:
 
Ain't it the truth!

Old Johnny Mocster is a wise one indeed.
Posted by chris, 15:48, 2nd March 2004:
 
yeah...don't.
Posted by Uma, 15:50, 2nd March 2004:
 
...you mean cal?
Posted by chris, 15:50, 2nd March 2004:
 
aye :)
Posted by Lucy Record, 15:51, 2nd March 2004:
 
You keep your hands of Cal you hussy!!

Oh, RedAndWhiteMan, is that you? Remember that night we spent in the woods?

I think I'm carrying your child.
Posted by Uma, 15:52, 2nd March 2004:
 
Stop it Doc Lucid/Doc Moc etc...

chris...why? he seems like a nice guy to me?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:53, 2nd March 2004:
 
I don't know whar you mean!
Posted by Uma, 15:54, 2nd March 2004:
 
...whatever
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:55, 2nd March 2004:
 
*awaits 'pjbslvr1a03'*
Posted by chris, 15:55, 2nd March 2004:
 
he's a lovely guy :)
Posted by jeff, 15:56, 2nd March 2004:
 
chris had his heart broken by cal.
cal has moved to canada and renounced control of the site to abe. he moved to get away from you uma.
Posted by Uma, 15:56, 2nd March 2004:
 
/slinks off. hopes of seducing cal dashed.
Posted by chris, 15:58, 2nd March 2004:
 
ah ha! the truth is out!!!
Posted by Uma, 16:00, 2nd March 2004:
 
I'm crushed. Really. No laughing fucking matter!
Posted by jeff, 16:01, 2nd March 2004:
 
or fucking laughing matter eh
Posted by jeff, 16:01, 2nd March 2004:
 
i hope you can still breathe with a collapsed rib cage.
Posted by chris, 16:02, 2nd March 2004:
 
hmmm, i got agree with the latter there...

and you know, cal really did break my heart... when he tried to put a firewire port in it so i could connect to flickr
Posted by Uma, 16:03, 2nd March 2004:
 
I don't give up easily though. I haven't boiled his rabbit yet.
Posted by Uma, 16:07, 2nd March 2004:
 
...can't be abe in charge. I would have been banned long ago.
Posted by Brock, 16:09, 2nd March 2004:
 
Doc, you are the weirdest guy I have ever known.

Do you actually feed off confusion and randomness, or do you just find it pleasurable to see?
Posted by jeff, 16:12, 2nd March 2004:
 
he back combs his hair.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:12, 2nd March 2004:
 
I begged cal to let me.
Posted by Uma, 16:13, 2nd March 2004:
 
Thanks for verbalising that so eloquently Broc. My thoughts exactly.
Posted by Brock, 16:14, 2nd March 2004:
 
verbalising?

wtf language is that?
Posted by Uma, 16:14, 2nd March 2004:
 
...begged cal to let you ban me?
Posted by Uma, 16:15, 2nd March 2004:
 
...poetic licence for the resident ego-maniac
Posted by chris, 16:15, 2nd March 2004:
 
hehehe!
Posted by Uma, 16:16, 2nd March 2004:
 
Brock:didn't mean that sarcastically
Posted by Uma, 16:17, 2nd March 2004:
 
oops...I meant I'm the resident ego-maniac, not you Abe *spank*
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 17:29, 2nd March 2004:
 
"Do you actually feed off confusion and randomness, or do you just find it pleasurable to see?"

Brock, it's a little bit from column a, a little bit from column b.
Posted by November Eclectica, 18:03, 2nd March 2004:
 
Woot ... a man in action. :)
Posted by Brock, 18:41, 2nd March 2004:
 
Don't suppose you see to many of them in the U S of A, Nov. They are all probably just sat there with their 4lb burgers, squishy's and 'do-nuts' (sic).

Or is that a stereotype?

;)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:52, 2nd March 2004:
 
Don't listen to the pea-headed fool Nov, He's obviously blind and foolish, just look at his sunglass-toting appearance.
Posted by Brock, 18:57, 2nd March 2004:
 
Oi! Mr Potato Head! It was SUNNY!

And from the man with the Goatee beard, and Poldark sidies, that's pretty bloody rich!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:59, 2nd March 2004:
 
I'm a northerner, I'm supposed to be Hirsuite.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:59, 2nd March 2004:
 
You goon
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:59, 2nd March 2004:
 
Poldark?
Posted by Brock, 19:04, 2nd March 2004:
 
They make you eat a lot to stick to stereotype too then, eh?

Google the Poldark thing. 1810ish period drama from the BBC. Vic and Bob did a spoof "Poldark on Mopeds" for a BBC trailer.
Posted by Brock, 19:05, 2nd March 2004:
 
*cough*hirsute*cough*

Doofus.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:07, 2nd March 2004:
 
It's all the pies.

And thanks for expanding my horizons.

*casual back-handed insult*
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:07, 2nd March 2004:
 
You say tomato.
Posted by Brock, 19:10, 2nd March 2004:
 
So, Abe, tell me again what your head looks like?

A hairy what?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:15, 2nd March 2004:
 
Potato.

Isn't this game fun?
Posted by Brock, 19:17, 2nd March 2004:
 
Woot!

/note to self. Must get out more...

(sucker! Hahahaha)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:44, 2nd March 2004:
 
Nice work. But you don't know all the tricks yet. Bwahahahahahaha
Posted by Brock, 19:55, 2nd March 2004:
 
HA! The league of ordinary gentlemen shall be my bitches!

And the edit game does make old threads really difficult to understand when you go back to them! Check that credit card one now. Headmelt...:(
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:56, 2nd March 2004:
 
Dorian Gray, however. Piece of genius.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:59, 2nd March 2004:
 
He's far too extraordinary for my league.
Posted by WarHead, 20:10, 2nd March 2004:
 
I just wandered into this thread and it's like my days back in the insitution.

Wibble.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 02:18, 3rd March 2004:
 
Veet, indeed.

Used to be called Immac.