All images are work safe. Let me know which ones you like.
www.pbase.com/magnetic9999/desi0204&page...
not necessarily for artistic reasons ;)
you got your head in the gutter again ... don't you. :P
Posted by
Brock, 18:59, 2nd March 2004:
IMG_5401_lbl_web.jpg,
IMG_5362_lbl_web.jpg
IMG_5425_lbl_web.jpg
Particularly the last one. No heating in the studio then?
Was going to make a suggestive comment as well, but I would get cussed to the moon and back. And I'm still pissed that I missed the chance at all the ring gags on the other thread...
*sulks*
Posted by
Brock, 19:01, 2nd March 2004:
(oh. and this one - IMG_5345_lbl_web.jpg Forgot to post it... Doh!)
Posted by
WarHead, 20:29, 2nd March 2004:
Very nice, but you look a bit pasty. A couple of hours in the sun or a couple of pints of Bisto would do you the world of good.
Posted by
WarHead, 20:51, 2nd March 2004:
www.pbase.com/image/23674338 - oh, I say.
Posted by
WarHead, 20:56, 2nd March 2004:
You're talking nonsense, boy, you can't SEE her heston in that one.
How's that then smarty-pants?
Posted by
WarHead, 00:42, 3rd March 2004:
Sorry Desi, someone's been editing their posts.
Posted by
WarHead, 00:45, 3rd March 2004:
BTW - what do you mean that all images are 'work safe?'
You came across one of the old galleries. Next time I will have to be more careful and just post a picture myself, rather giving access to the gallery that belongs to the photographer.
When I say the images are work safe, that means there is no nudity.
You must have been looking at his other work and came across one of the older shoots.
Trust me I have naughtier ones then that, but I won't give access to them and this is why.
Posted by
Brock, 11:39, 3rd March 2004:
/mental image...
*sigh*
Oh well... ;)
Posted by
Uma, 18:11, 3rd March 2004:
Nice pics Nov. Are you a full-time model?
I believe she is Uma :)
How the devil are you today, after all these shock revalations?
Posted by
Uma, 18:19, 3rd March 2004:
You mean that I am Liandle?
Yeah, that was a mighty shock.
Posted by
Uma, 18:22, 3rd March 2004:
hehe. Well, I knew *you* didn't buy it. No flies on you eh? Am I forgiven yet?
Yeah, that's the one :)
Doesn't bother me that much, i arrived after Liandle, so i don't know,
it annoyed me a bit, since i kinda trusted you, but hey, as long as you really are
being honest now, its cool!
Posted by
Uma, 18:25, 3rd March 2004:
Sorry about that. Didn't mean to betray anyone's trust. It stinks...but you live and learn.
Uh-huh, It is tempting to make shit up, it can be fun, but usually only for the person
making it up, i feel a bit stupid now! But the gullible is my middle name!
Posted by
Uma, 18:29, 3rd March 2004:
Why? You know me as Uma...how were *you* to know I wasn't? Besides, like I said...I promised cal I would be honest and since Uma I have been.
ok, fair point :) like i said, forgiven, no skin off my back now.
TBH most the people on here make me feel stupid!
Posted by
Uma, 18:33, 3rd March 2004:
Yeah, me too. Only difference is, *you're* not! ha ha
Don't be silly :) you're an accountant! I'm sure you could earn much better money working over here! Move to england and work over here, save up,then go back to SA and use the convenient 14 Rand to the £ exchange rate to become a multi-millionaire!
OOOOOWWWW... I've just got the worst headache ever... owwwwwwwwwwwww just came on all of a sudden, fuck me that hurts.
Posted by
Uma, 18:38, 3rd March 2004:
I *hate* my job. I cannot do it any longer. My sisters and I have decided to start a *stress* clinic. More interesting. Takes a while to set up, but we will all be happier.
What do you mean? It's *always* fun to make stuff up!
Posted by
Uma, 18:39, 3rd March 2004:
It is fun to pretend to be someone else!
Posted by
Uma, 18:40, 3rd March 2004:
...arsepuppy!
Posted by
Uma, 18:41, 3rd March 2004:
I have two sisters. We are witches.
That's SUCH a good idea. Quick, i need a ticket so jJo'berg, i can come NOW and be your first customer, and you can get rid of this fucking headache.
OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Posted by
Uma, 18:43, 3rd March 2004:
Do you believe in black magic and voodoo, Perci?
I wouldn't say i believe, but i'm not a sceptic as such, why?
/wonders where this is going...
Posted by
Uma, 18:46, 3rd March 2004:
hehe. me spinning a yarn again...but your headache *is* gone now, isn't it?
not quite yet. I've had a headache of one kind or another for the last week... :S
I don't think that's a good thing...
Posted by
Uma, 18:48, 3rd March 2004:
Damn, that would have been good...
...seriously, though, are you very stressed out?
not particluarly...
well, i have NO money, i think i may have lost my job, so i won't be able to pay my credit card, store card and i'm over my overdraft limit...and things at home aren't great.
Apart from that... things are great!
So more fanta = bad idea Doc?
Posted by
Uma, 18:52, 3rd March 2004:
Doesn't sound great to me. Sounds like crisis management. Like *my* life. Why'd you lose your job?
Well, i kinda txt'd in sick, on a sunday, and then ignored my phone when they tried to call me back.
Didn't go in on monday, haven't heard anything....
God i'm shit!
Depends. How many E Numbers are in it.
Well, get rid of the Credit Card and Store Card for a start...
Posted by
Uma, 18:56, 3rd March 2004:
Nah. Just pitch up tomorrow like nothing happened.
Posted by
Uma, 18:57, 3rd March 2004:
...we ALL have days like that.
Posted by
Uma, 18:59, 3rd March 2004:
cal are you still online?
When i can afford to pay those off i will!
The store card is only £18 so that's not a biggie.
Its the £500 overdraft that bothers me...
Being a student sucks.
Ingredients of fanta:
Carbonated WAter, Sugar (Carobhydrate), Orange Fruit from concentrate (5%){really?!},
Citric Acid, Acidity Regulator (E331), Preservative (E211), Flavourings, Sweeteners
(Sodium Saccharin {Uh Oh}, Aspartame {Uh Oh Again}), Stabiliser (E412) Colour (Beta Carotene),
Contains a source of phenylalanine.
Posted by
Uma, 19:00, 3rd March 2004:
Recipe for disaster
Posted by
Uma, 19:01, 3rd March 2004:
Perci don't your folks help you out?
Hmmm, so today, fanta, beer and wetherspoons a burger, oh and a dodgy sausage roll this morning.
Maybe THAT'S why i feel shit.
If i had more money i could have stayed in my overpriced place :(
Posted by
Uma, 19:05, 3rd March 2004:
Oh. Where are they?
I *cough*
Live with my Dad*ahem* but he wouldn't
help out even if he could, and my mum can't afford to.
Dude. Well, it'll make you hyper if you drink enough of it.
In my student days all I ate/drank was tea, coffee, biscuits, toast, marmalade, hummus, pasta, tomatoes, beer, red wine, whiskey, cherryade, rice, green apples.
Saying that, that more or less sums up my diet now anyway. Heck, you can live cheaply as a student. I bought over 170 CDs in my 3 years before studenthood, and 12 whilst I was at uni in the next 3 years. It's just a case of cutting out stuff you don't need.
Posted by
Uma, 19:10, 3rd March 2004:
I'm sorry. Will you email me?
Of course i will Uma :)
Doc, cheers for the advice, i know i can live on the cheap, but
its just hard when everyone else is going out, and (i hate this word)
"Networking" is such a big element in the course i'm doing, so i
gotta be out and about.
Oh, yeah, I understand that. You can still go out, definately...
I don't know.. I got searched on the way into this club the other day, and they found my hip-flask full of whiskey that I had totally forgotten about... fortunately I managed to rescue it on the way out...
Posted by
Uma, 19:18, 3rd March 2004:
What you need is a sugar mommy
Uma: Definately, some 30-something bored housewive who is very horny, and has a lot of money to spare :)
Right, i'd probably better go, i have this evening to learn how to impliment
CSS on my website, and build a menu in flash.
Yippie.
I'll mail you later Uma, if i don't tonight, then definately tomorow!
Posted by
Uma, 19:49, 3rd March 2004:
Okay. Cheerio
Posted by
Brock, 20:38, 3rd March 2004:
Um, Perci? You are moaning about your debts. That is NOTHING my friend, believe me...
When I was a student (4 years), I was thrown out of 3 banks ("In that case, Mr Manager, i shall take my overdraft elsewhere!"), I had 2 credit cards, and 4 student loans, and an overdraft. I left with £5.5K debt.
Still. It's not all bad. It only took me 8 years and one County Court Judgement to pay it off! Hahaha! As long as you keep paying them
something and be all apologetic, you can get away with murder, trust me.
Interestingly though (for Doc at least) a fair proportion of that money went over the bar at The Bell in St Albans (or PJ Peppers, as i believe it is now) and The Blacksmiths Arms... That should surprise you!
Are you telling me the Bell is now called PJ Peppers? That's funny for so many reasons!
You went to Herts? That's crazy talk! Always was more of a fan of the Bee Hive myself, but I've been down the Blacksmith's quite a few times... dude, so many pubs in St. Albans, so little time to go to them all...
Posted by
Alfie, 00:49, 4th March 2004:
Also interestingly the "bell" is a type of pepper
Posted by
jeffld, 06:43, 4th March 2004:
I need a sugar mommy. Show me the money.
Posted by
Brock, 09:43, 4th March 2004:
The Bell changed about '95 didn't it? The bar used to be in the middle, and not on one wall. Or was that before your time... I'm talking around the time the Vintry opened...
Posted by
Brock, 09:43, 4th March 2004:
Alfie: Interestingly? Hmmm.
Posted by
WarHead, 12:40, 4th March 2004:
Jeeez, I'm glad I'm not starting out again. Takes a long time to get yer finances in some sort of order, in fact mine are still not as I'd like them.
Posted by
Uma, 12:47, 4th March 2004:
In what respect?
I've never been to the Bell. I was always a bit too scruffy to get past their threatening door staff, and I never really wanted to go there anyway. Went to the Vintry once, but again not really my cup of tea.
- The Bee Hive (where I'll usually go)
- The Firkin (alas no longer there)
- The Fighting Cocks (alas now terrible)
- The Crown (also gone downhill. used to have a nice pub quiz)
- The Horn (quality pub, also a favourite)
- The Rats Castle (terrible, but it's my local, and I used to work there)
- The Robin Hood (nice and quiet)
- The Farmers Boy (fine ales, unusual atmosphere)
- The Cross Keys (good in the dayrime, hideous of an evening)
can't think of any more I'd regulary go to off the top of my head...
Posted by
Brock, 13:37, 4th March 2004:
I only go to pubs off the top of my head, every now and then. Never regularly. Too likely to get in a fight in that state.
What happened to the Firkin?
It got bought up by O'Neils and is now a dreadful irish pub. One consolation is the late licence. Although it used to be the old library, back in the day...
Posted by
Brock, 14:07, 4th March 2004:
Word.
Posted by
ell, 15:41, 4th March 2004:
Look at that
face and that
hunch.. you're sooo looking at porn :P
Uma - I model as a hobby, so it is only on the weekends. I have a full time job as a Capture and Proposal Support person a fancy title for and Executive Assistant and I also attend College.
Posted by
Brock, 16:22, 4th March 2004:
Sounds like a wedding planner for arranged marriages...