Ok guys and girls, there is a fancy dress party that I am invited to, and
the subject is, you guessed it, things beginning with the letter R.
Sooooooooooo, any suggestions?
Posted by
Sul, 14:04, 4th March 2004:
Rupert the Bear
Posted by
Sul, 14:04, 4th March 2004:
Ra-Ra-Rasputin
Posted by
Sul, 14:05, 4th March 2004:
Really pissed
Posted by
Sul, 14:05, 4th March 2004:
Rent-boy
One of my less tactful friends suggested
Retard
Racist
Rapist
Posted by
Uma, 14:05, 4th March 2004:
Red
Posted by
Sul, 14:06, 4th March 2004:
Ringworm
Posted by
Uma, 14:06, 4th March 2004:
Ripe
Posted by
Brock, 14:07, 4th March 2004:
Ringpiece
Posted by
Sul, 14:08, 4th March 2004:
Rambunctious
Posted by
Sul, 14:09, 4th March 2004:
Relaxed Formal
Posted by
Sul, 14:10, 4th March 2004:
Rocky (I was in a Havens fancy dress competition as rocky once. My mum dressed me up in boxing gear and shoved sticks of rock down my shorts. I didnt win)
Posted by
Uma, 14:10, 4th March 2004:
Rigormortis
Posted by
Rosie, 14:13, 4th March 2004:
Rosie
Posted by
Uma, 14:13, 4th March 2004:
Rumplestilskin
Posted by
Uma, 14:18, 4th March 2004:
Retired
Posted by
Uma, 14:18, 4th March 2004:
Rustic
Posted by
Sul, 14:21, 4th March 2004:
Rolo
Posted by
Brock, 14:23, 4th March 2004:
Roly (The dog from Eastenders)
/wonders how the fuck one dresses as a rolo?!
Posted by
Rosie, 14:23, 4th March 2004:
When I was little I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a bonfire. I had a brown curtain tied around my neck with paper leaves stapled to the bottom. I won a prize - but only because they felt sorry for me in my shit costume..
:*(
Posted by
Alfie, 14:24, 4th March 2004:
Rebecca Howe (Miss)
Posted by
Uma, 14:24, 4th March 2004:
Rotund
Posted by
Rosie, 14:24, 4th March 2004:
Percy: King Rolo, maybe?
Posted by
Brock, 14:24, 4th March 2004:
Rotary Drier
Posted by
Sul, 14:25, 4th March 2004:
Rigatoni
Posted by
Alfie, 14:26, 4th March 2004:
Roger Rabbit!
Posted by
Sul, 14:26, 4th March 2004:
Rice Pickers
Posted by
Sul, 14:27, 4th March 2004:
Russel Crowe
Posted by
Uma, 14:27, 4th March 2004:
You could not bath for a long time and go as a
Reek
Posted by
Sul, 14:27, 4th March 2004:
Rented Tuxedo
Posted by
RUSS, 14:27, 4th March 2004:
RUSS
Posted by
Alfie, 14:27, 4th March 2004:
rhotacism
(excessive or incorrect pronunciation of the letter r)
Posted by
RUSS, 14:27, 4th March 2004:
rick waller
Posted by
Sul, 14:28, 4th March 2004:
Reversed
(Chris cross'll make you jump jump)
Posted by
Rosie, 14:29, 4th March 2004:
Rat.
Posted by
RUSS, 14:30, 4th March 2004:
rick astley
Posted by
RUSS, 14:30, 4th March 2004:
a rolo
Posted by
RUSS, 14:30, 4th March 2004:
rockstar
Posted by
RUSS, 14:30, 4th March 2004:
rock
Posted by
RUSS, 14:30, 4th March 2004:
roll
Posted by
RUSS, 14:31, 4th March 2004:
president Regan
Posted by
Uma, 14:32, 4th March 2004:
Richie Rich
Posted by
Alfie, 14:32, 4th March 2004:
Richard Nixon
Posted by
Alfie, 14:33, 4th March 2004:
Rimjob
Posted by
Sul, 14:33, 4th March 2004:
Rotten, Johnny.
Posted by
Alfie, 14:33, 4th March 2004:
Rimmer (Arnold J)
Posted by
RUSS, 14:34, 4th March 2004:
rugger bugger
Posted by
Sul, 14:35, 4th March 2004:
Reading
Posted by
Sul, 14:36, 4th March 2004:
Restless
Oooh, i could just get my cock out and go: "Hello, I'm Randy, wanna fuck?"
Posted by
Uma, 14:42, 4th March 2004:
They might mistake you for 'Really Weird' though
Cheers people, all brilliant, i'll let you know which one i choose ;)
Posted by
Uma, 14:45, 4th March 2004:
Righto
Posted by
Uma, 15:01, 4th March 2004:
If you get stuck, a really easy one would be Roman
Posted by
Brock, 15:02, 4th March 2004:
Polanski?
Posted by
Brock, 15:03, 4th March 2004:
Or that psycho bloke from Chancer series 2 that tries to kill Stephens baby? He was called Roman.
Thats cool, cus it was originally a toga party, but they changed the idea.
But i could just roll up in a toga anyway, and go "I'm Roman You Fucks!"
That works on so many levels.
Just tip up in a suit, buy the most expensive champagne and tell them you are Roman Abramovich.
Posted by
jeff, 15:15, 4th March 2004:
rotissary chicken
red riding hood
ready salted crisps
rabbit (donnie darko style)
rarebit, welsh
roxette
raver
rock
Rolling bush (Tumbleweed, like this site right now actually..)
It's so quiet here, i think i'm actually going to to some work. TTFN
Posted by
WarHead, 16:57, 4th March 2004:
Ringo Starr
Rentaghost
Or how about a pervy Man U player. Get the kit on, but leave yer willy hanging out and go as Rude van Nistelrooy.
I once went to an office fancy dress party in a raincoat with shorts underneath, a trilby hat, a pair of safety glasses with cardboard eyes in them (with little holes so I could see out) and a cardboard cutout smile. Under the coat I had a sign over my groin saying 'BOO!!' and I would open my coat at strategic meoments. Yes, you've guessed it, I was the Phantom Flasher. I won first prize. My boss handed me the prize (a nice bottle of single malt) but didn't even realise it was me.
Posted by
WarHead, 17:31, 4th March 2004:
He can't be both, can he? Maybe if it's fancy dress he could.
Reginald "Cock in Hand" Gareth
Rosie Hoyland, played by Maggie Millar
RAMMSTEIN!
Yes, the five piece pyrotechnic german industrial-metal band!
Posted by
donnie, 18:42, 4th March 2004:
The Rock
Posted by
donnie, 18:43, 4th March 2004:
royksopp
Posted by
donnie, 18:43, 4th March 2004:
Randy Newman
Posted by
donnie, 18:43, 4th March 2004:
"rappy roo"
Posted by
donnie, 18:44, 4th March 2004:
robin williams
Posted by
donnie, 18:44, 4th March 2004:
rob lowe
Posted by
donnie, 18:45, 4th March 2004:
roy castle
Someone's bound to have already said Rasputin.
Ridiculously drunk person
Posted by
donnie, 18:46, 4th March 2004:
roger daltrey
Posted by
donnie, 18:46, 4th March 2004:
rip taylor
Posted by
donnie, 18:46, 4th March 2004:
rory bremner
Robin Hood (probably been done already)
Posted by
donnie, 18:46, 4th March 2004:
reg hollis
Posted by
donnie, 18:47, 4th March 2004:
elton johns "rocket man"
Someone with a fork jabbed into one of their frikkin eyes??!!!!
(Deary me, Doc. Breathe in. Breathe out.)
A Rebel?
Posted by
donnie, 18:48, 4th March 2004:
richard prior
Posted by
donnie, 18:49, 4th March 2004:
rebel without a cause!
a pleasent Rococo effect?
Posted by
donnie, 18:49, 4th March 2004:
ravioli?
Posted by
donnie, 18:49, 4th March 2004:
raspberry?
Posted by
donnie, 18:50, 4th March 2004:
rice?
(You should give some kind of award to the suggestor of the final outfit choice!)
otis Redding?
Posted by
donnie, 18:50, 4th March 2004:
rice crispies
I was thinking of inviting the winner to the party, but then most of you hate students,
even if most of them are 19-20 year old very attractive vocalist ladies.
Posted by
donnie, 18:51, 4th March 2004:
RedAndWhiteMan!
Posted by
donnie, 18:51, 4th March 2004:
robert sugden
That one has to take it!
I love RedAndWhiteMan!
Posted by
donnie, 18:52, 4th March 2004:
me too, RedAndWhiteMan rocks!
Heck, I don't hate students, I just love to mock them...
Robert Mugabe?
Posted by
donnie, 18:53, 4th March 2004:
rice paper
Ryan Moloney (who plays Toadie in Neighbours)
Posted by
donnie, 18:54, 4th March 2004:
walker, texas RANGER!
Posted by
donnie, 18:55, 4th March 2004:
rick stien
Posted by
donnie, 18:55, 4th March 2004:
Roger Moore
Posted by
donnie, 18:56, 4th March 2004:
roger rabbit?
Posted by
donnie, 18:56, 4th March 2004:
rhys ifans
Posted by
donnie, 18:56, 4th March 2004:
robert carslile
Posted by
donnie, 18:57, 4th March 2004:
ready break
Posted by
donnie, 18:58, 4th March 2004:
redwood forest?
Posted by
donnie, 18:58, 4th March 2004:
that was spooky...
Posted by
donnie, 18:58, 4th March 2004:
Ripe (insert fruit or vegetable here...)
my god.. how long are these coincidences going to last?
Posted by
donnie, 18:59, 4th March 2004:
nah, i think that was it ;)
Posted by
donnie, 18:59, 4th March 2004:
road
Posted by
donnie, 18:59, 4th March 2004:
rod hull? (someone probably already put that)
Posted by
donnie, 19:01, 4th March 2004:
Rodamus Prime?
YESSSSSS RODAMUS PRIME!!!!!!!!!!
a Random number generator?
a milkshake made out of Rusty Nails?
Roche Moutonnes (small rock formations that look like sheep from above, caused by a glaciated landscape during an ice age)
American Homo-wrestling legend 'the Rock'
a big load of "Rejectamenta"?
Or thuRRock, more appropriately.
what, thurrock near Grays, in Essex?
Yes. Home of the Lakeside shopping centre. It's like Alcatraz but the prisoners are there of their own volition and can leave at any time.
or Rubicon (the exotic fruit drink)
Rhombus! Go as a Rhombus!
Roc? an enormous legendary Arabian bird?
Rosette! just think of the costume!
Posted by
Uma, 19:29, 4th March 2004:
Rectophile
or better still, a Remastered Record?
I was also thinking about getting someone to punch me in my left eye loads, until it goes
lazy, and then going as Radiohead (well Thom Yorke anyways)
Posted by
Uma, 19:38, 4th March 2004:
Rambling?
you can get a lazy eye if you wear a patch over it for about a year...
a Rocking Chair?
Uma: Like this thread?
Doc: The party is in a week, and i only want the lazy eye temporarily.
Posted by
WarHead, 19:51, 4th March 2004:
aRse
Rethal Repon (Chinese version)
right so basically, these friends stole a car of some greek guy they found in the street, in exchange for a pedal they stole off a kid with an artificial arm, and then they find a half dead thing (maybe human, who can tell?) in the boot. then theres a big fuss over some salt on the back seat, which somehow gets all over the half dead thing, and some guy called valley drinks some antifreeze and his ears start to bleed, which the other guy isnt sure is because of the antiufreeze or because he/she hit him. so the narrator guy freaks out because of all the madness, and the car starts moving at 60 000 mph and they hit a truck and microphonous' head hgits the window and he just laughs. now benny wants leave like in jurrassic park (??). and the narrator shouts, puts the car in reverse, and the engine comes out of the car, through the windshieldm, and goes round and round and round quite smoothly, and theres smoke everywhere.
so the narrator gets out of the car and theres blood in his/her eye but they just carryt on and on and on until trhey end up on a tigerskin rug in an old mans house, and they hang on to the leg of the old man whos wearing leather trousers, and askd him to keep them safe and hot and sure. the end
there, makes perfect sense now
Posted by
chris, 03:35, 5th March 2004:
you made your mind up yet then?
Posted by
Brock, 09:22, 5th March 2004:
Roger Ramjet!
Posted by
Brock, 09:22, 5th March 2004:
(Just sat here and read the whole damn thread to see if someone already said that...)
Posted by
Alfie, 09:47, 5th March 2004:
could have just used the find (on this page) thing in IE and looked for "Ramjet" would have saved some time :)
Is this the fastest growing thread ever?
Posted by
Brock, 09:58, 5th March 2004:
Alfie: Smart arse. Techno geek.
Shove your head up your arse.
;)
Posted by
WarHead, 12:26, 5th March 2004:
I think he was just trying to help, you wombat.
Posted by
Brock, 13:09, 5th March 2004:
I know. But I was just being an arse for the sake of it, cos it makes me laugh.
That's why I put the winkie face thingy, cos I was joking. Or doesn't your top smart browser show the bottom left hand corner of threads?
Posted by
WarHead, 13:11, 5th March 2004:
Another great Bob Godfrey cartoon. And the Karma Sutra Rides Again was great late-night viewing.
Posted by
WarHead, 13:12, 5th March 2004:
I knew that. I just like calling people wombats.
Posted by
Alfie, 13:34, 5th March 2004:
Karma Sutra Rides Again rules :D
I went to an evening with Bob Godfrey a couple of years ago and he talked about all his old stuff.
Posted by
WarHead, 13:36, 5th March 2004:
Class.
Ok, yay, i'm using opera too.
It IS fucking fast actually :)
the only difference is that i can't do anything on the "Long Threads" thing, for
some bizarre reason.
Posted by
WarHead, 14:22, 5th March 2004:
Tell me what you want to say and I'll post it there for you.
Posted by
WarHead, 14:25, 5th March 2004:
Where?
Posted by
WarHead, 14:30, 5th March 2004:
NO, go on, you've started now.
I didn't think anyone was replying, then i realised it was just opera being gay
Posted by
Brock, 14:33, 5th March 2004:
hahahahaha! Gay AND shit!
Elton John's commode contents?
Rime of the Ancient Mariner?
Posted by
Alfie, 14:52, 5th March 2004:
Boyzone?
I think Westlife has a higher gayness ratio. Unless the rumours about Mr. Keating are true. (allegedly)
Posted by
Alfie, 14:58, 5th March 2004:
yeah, i was getting Westlife and Boyzone confused.
I'm not very good with things music related
Boyzone is a far gayer name though
Ok, so i think i've actually thought of one that isn't on here!
In light of my new employment status (i.e. I'm not) i'm going to
go as.........
(FANFARE!) Redundant!
woooooooooooooooooooooooo
I can turn up as myself, i can't afford a costume or drinks,
and with this idea, i don't have to!
Posted by
Uma, 14:38, 8th March 2004:
Perci, that's brill!
:D I know, i rock, i kick arse, i'm the fucking daddy.
Note: The above post should be taken in a very ironic sense.
Posted by
WarHead, 20:10, 8th March 2004:
The UNEMPLOYED daddy.
I can't actually believe he rejected all these great suggestions and went as 'redundant'. Even Rosie's bonfire costume sounded better.