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Welcome to the "Ask Liandle/Uma/Sylvia Anything" thread. Also known as the "Uma Reserves The Right To Ask Any Questions Without Pissing People Off" thread
(I can throw in a Charlize Theron interview too if you ask real nice. She's home...I love her)
If you don't particularly care about it, then don't read this thread. Mostly for the benefit of new members (eg. Uma and Perci), for the purpose of asking all those questions that seem to annoy the old jaded members.

Vic you might want to edit your apology post

It was a faux-apology. But that's a nice little story ^

I tried...

i think your'e a fucking lunatic, just go with the flow uma

I'm not very good at that am I?

Are you guys at work or at home?

Anyone there?

i am in the office

Is your real name Russel then? I asked you this once before....have you done the Cape Argus yet?

yeah my name is Russell, i felt no need to lie about my name when i first logged on. what is cape argus?

Barbed comments so early in the weekend? Easy RUSS. I didn't think that Uma had annoyed you too much.

Brock isn't my real name, obviously, as it would be a stupid name for a person. (I don't think that it's evil to have a log in name).

You hear that all you yanks? With your stupid arsed names and habit of putting 'Jnr' or 'the 3rd' after them?

If you don't have the imagination to think of a name for your kid, you are too bloody stupid to have one, and should be shot.

hehe...no, Brock, I had a long sob-story up there, but edited it out because it sucked. I'll send you a copy by email if you really want it. What's your real name, then Brock (first name only if you prefer?)

Oh, and Uma? I don't live with anyone, girlfriend or flatmate (She asked in another thread). I like my own place, and as for girlfriends, all women are evil and want to steal all my money so I prefer a locked door betwixt me and them till I decide if I can trust them...

My name is Simon. I don't completely trust the web as I am a cynical old bastard, so that will do for now. No reflection on you or anyone currently on this site, by any means.

i am however, neither as old, or as cynical as Warhead. I need more practice before I can hit those heady heights. Somethiing to look forward to, methinks!

Are you serious? Not all women are only after money you know. Although lots of them are. You should find one with her own money, then you won't have to worry.

I would have said that Vic is more cynical than warhead, but there you go

I am just too soft for my own good. And I have had 2 relationships that have left me seriously skint at the end of them. The first was not really vindictive, it just happened, I suppose. But the second was a crazy fucked up girl who had no control over her life whatsoever, and I ended up screwing my finances trying to help her, and/or make her happy with very little sign of appreciation.

She was the sort of person that if you weren't spending lots of time or money on her constantly, she would go into a mood and start the whole "You don't care about me" argument and guilt trip. She did it very well. Was suckered into it for a while before I slapped myself in the face and told her to get lost. She was a compulsive liar, too. Total freak.

Russ: It's a cycle-race here in South Africa (Cape Town) I thought you might have done it since you did the London Cycle Race or was that the London Marathon? I forget...or maybe you've heard of the Comrades Marathon?

Brock I have the same problem with men. The wrotten ones ruin it for the rest and make us all suspicious of each other. You sound like a nice guy, though :) and you're very funny :D
(no flirting/ etc etc intended)

There may be no intention there, but you can't help yourself! I'm goddamn irresistable!

People laugh at me all the time. Oh. hang on. Just thought of another explanation for that :(

for the benefit of any later and/or stupid readers of this thread, there is always a certain level of irony and or sarcasm in any such comments I make about myself. If you are american, look up irony in the dictionary, and try to get the nearest English person to explain it to you. Thanks for listening, rat fans

Brock: Tee Hee
Morning all, and how are we on this god-awful saturday?
(well, the weather is mingin here anyway...)

Deary me, why are so many people so harsh about Americans?

And French, for that matter?

I mean, it's kind of lumping a whole load of people together. What about Nov?

But yeah. I don't really have any questions for you Uma. Not at the moment anyway. Now I know what the largest animal you would kill in self defense is, anyway...

There are always exceptions to prove a particular rule. And Nov is one such (fine) example. Americans in the whole (ie stereotype corresponding) are twats. Due to it's massive size and variety of influences via gene pools of other nations, you do get a reasonable number of normal people that have, by some cruel twist of fate, been born on the wrong side of the Atlantic through no fault of their own.

I think it is important that we recognise their struggle to try and remain normal, nice, sane (and in Nov's case, rather attractive) within their lives despite a seemingly overwhelming influence to eat vast quantities of burgers, spell all the words wrongly by missing letters out, shoot anything that moves, think that the world starts and ends with the USA, and generally be one of the most ignorant countries in the world. I find that amazing considering the massive openess and freedom of information that they all insist upon having that they then choose to ignore it unless it starts/continues/ends entirely within their own borders.

Oh, and as regards the French?
The idea that I may need to justify that viewpoint is sufficently laughable that I shall assume that you were being sarcastic, and ignore it.

Sweeping Generalisations Doc!

(he loves 'em, I tells ya! Heeheehee)

Am I too late? Wow, it's quiet in here now. Only me here. I've had a shitty day, thanks for asking.

Oh, and I have no questions just now.

Wow, sweeping generalisations!!

But yeah, I'd understand if there was something particularly good about the inhabitants of this accursed isle (or Kingdom) that such a majority of us call home...

But there isn't.

I didn't say that we were better than them, just that they are evil.

It wasn't a comparative statement, it was a personal over view.

I like the way you edited that first post FIFTEEN times. jesus.

spot the lady with moeration access :)

^ up there.

Yes, I was bored to distraction here at work (Saturday) I came to baby-sit a process that keeps falling over during office hours, so we thought we'd run it on the weekend. Good News : IT WORKED. And the person who was meant to read the original post did. (and Russ. Oops) Not that it will make much difference of course. You all think I'm insane anyway...which is a fairly safe opinion to have :O

Some questions I would like answered honestly please if possible. No flirting/insults etc intended. Just curious...
1) How old is Doc?
2) Is he a student?
3) Is that his real pic?

Brock do you live in London?

Nope. There is more to England than London, you know. Even if it isn't very big!

I live near Milton Keynes.

"There is more to England than London, you know"

I know! After all, WarHead ♥ is in Manchester

I am at work in boring Reading.

Hello Foggie. I always thought you were in Scotland for some reason

I am Scottish Uma, but I live and work in Reading.

You are Scottish Uma? Just as well you're account name here is Foghorn Leghorn or there could be a lot of confusion with the South African Uma.

hehe. However, there is only ONE city in the whole of Canada, and that is Vancouver ♥

Is that true, or are you pulling me plonker again?

I've just Googled it and you fibbed.

What, pray tell, is a plonker warhead?

Hmm, that's a tricky one to answer. In terms of Only Fools And Horses, it is a stupid fellow. In THIS context, however, it could be construed as being one's leg or chain.

or alternatively, a cock.

8=0

Yeah, that's right, don't pull my male member of the Genus Araucanas.

Afternoon off, for me. :p

Be seeing you.

Oi, bastard, having a day off!

Well, THAT'S nice I MUST say.

I was taking Mrs Warhead to the hostipal, actually, to have a check up on her recent knee op. Then, hey ho, off to Ikea to buy a dog damn self assembly cupboard thingy to hide my hi-fi system which Mrs WH says is an eyesore. I like all them boxes and wires meself. And she's making me put me LPs in the loft. Bloody sacrilege, that is. Just cos I never play 'em these days.

Tsch, Women! (Hope Mrs. WH gets better soon)
(Unless it's one of those Britney Style "Knee Operations"???)

Mrs WH will never be 'better.' But her knee is OK, thank you.

Thats not a very nice thing to say about her! :p

You don't know her.

Hehehe, fair point!

But I still love her more than words can say.

Sorry, didn't mean to introduce 'wub' in here.

*awwwwwwww*

I'll be lucky if I'm not drummed out of the forum and my sword broken for that post.

Don't worry, i won't tell anyone ;)

God, i've just realised quite how long it's gonna take me to build the menu i want
in flash, and i'm wondering, is the pay-off really worth all this effort?
Probably not, but hey, at least i'm learning how to do it... i guess...

Oer, sorry warhead, hope she's ok. I thought you went galavanting (sp) ;)

Oh, don't worry about it sweety, I was not in the least offended. I knew you called me 'bastard' in a chummy manner.

"Some questions I would like answered honestly please if possible. No flirting/insults etc intended. Just curious...
1) How old is Doc?
2) Is he a student?
3) Is that his real pic?"

Okay, I'm sorry about being elusive about these ones, but y'know... and Jeff, you're not allowed to give it away...

1) Guess.
2) No.
3) Yes, but it's quite old.

However, at least one of those answers may be false.

Doc:
1)26
2)What then?
3)Hmm

What does it mean when people go

*%£$"%^*()

Is it some kind of code?

You'd be surprised how many people ask that.

Blimey. Loads of people ask that! That's really surprised me!

you were right

It is code then? For what? Do you know?

I didn't mean you, I meant Uma would be surprised. I didn't know you would be, but I'm not surprised you are.

Isn't it a textual representataion of that thing they do in Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey, when they wiggle their fingers like they're playing guitars? I'm not QUITE sure why they use it here though. It could be because they're morons, of course.

It's not like anyone who knows is gonna tell us, tho, hey?

I think they get pissed off being asked about it. I bet it's in the FAQ. Where is the dog damn FAQ anyway?

It's not in the FAQ

That's easy for YOU to say.

WH is right, it's like @#$%^&* excellent (visual representation of air guitar riff)

mostly used when people have been time-travelling Bill and Ted style

*&*(%^&(^&*($^*

Whateve happened to the guy on the left?

Not alot:


Fever (1999) (uncredited) .... Subway Passenger
Borrowers, The (1997) .... TV Gangster
Freaked (1993) .... Ricky Coogan
... aka Hideous Mutant Freekz (1993)
"Idiot Box, The" (1991) TV Series .... Various Characters
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991) .... Bill S. Preston, Esq./Granny Preston/Evil Bill
"Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventures" (1990) TV Series (voice) .... Bill S. Preston, Esq.


Rosalie Goes Shopping (1989) .... Schatzi
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure (1989) .... Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Haunted Summer (1988) .... Dr. John William Polidori
Medium Rare (1987)
Lost Boys, The (1987) (as Alexander Winter) .... Marko
Death Wish 3 (1985) .... Hermosa





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Filmography as: Actor, Writer, Director, Himself, Notable TV Guest Appearances
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Writer - filmography
(1990s) (1980s)

Fever (1999) (written by)
Freaked (1993) (written by)
... aka Hideous Mutant Freekz (1993)
"Idiot Box, The" (1991) TV Series (writer)

The one on the left became a nobody, a loser
The one on the right became a well known loser
The one in the middle went to canada and i couldnt possibly comment

"Doc:
1)26
2)What then?
3)Hmm"

1) Too old.
2) Not very much. But in practice, I'm a 'note taker'
3) Yeah, that was taken two years ago, in Somerset.

That's odd, I had Abe down as the person on here most likely to be a 'taker' ;)

Alfie:

Surely you mean....
The one on the left became a screenwriter/director, though not very prolific.
The one on the right became a star of many a shit film (including The Matrix).

Surely Alex Winter has a bit more integrity?

Integrity and no money vs Shit loads of cash and international sex symbol status.

Yeah. Alex Winter has the winning ticket there, doesn't he. Twat.

That's all very scintillating, but it doesn't answer my question

"international sex symbol status"

Well, I suppose within the pine furniture community, at least. The chairs really relate to his acting.

"Miki, 14:00 10 March 2004 :
WH is right, it's like @#$%^&* excellent (visual representation of air guitar riff)

mostly used when people have been time-travelling Bill and Ted style"


Yeah, Uma. Nobody answered it at all. Do you only read every other post?

ok ok but what does the time travelling thing mean? you should know by now that you have to spell it out for me. I'm an honorary blonde

Which reminds me. Where the hell is that picture you promised us?

And read "Time travelling Bill and Ted style". There's your clue! The answers there!

Maybe that should be your cue to hit the google button...

"international sex symbol status"

Male:

Female:

Tosser:

/looks for a google button.
does it say google on it?

Exactly.

Arghh he looks like me there!

*drinks bleach*

Alfie: Hahahahahahahaha!

...kidding

I had never seen the Arsepuppy/Paul Stanley/Keanu Reaves/Hippy link before now. But it was right there in front of me!

I must say, he does nothing for me

note: i chose that picture from the thousands available cos it looked a little bit arsepuppy

In his dreams. He looks more like Keanu's Arse. When he's just sat on a bed of stinging nettles.

Sad but true :(

I've just found the worst pic of me ever online...

www.moshnightclub.com/galleries/march5-6...

urgghhh.... I'm not very photogenic at the best of times, especially after x amount of JDs.

Fuck! You look like me when I was 19 in that picture!

Pass the bleach, dude.

What scares me most is that I'll look like you when I hit 40 or however fucking old you are ;)

Almost correct, but it's only Alfie and myself who can 'Totally change time'

erm...

Cunt. ;)

That was actually meant for AP. But being as it's Abe, he can take a hit from it as well. It's hardly inappropriate.

;)

Please explain it then? You mean you can post inbetween two old posts?

(changing time is just editing your old messages to warp conversations)

or in my case it used to be editing my old messages and other people's old messages

and yeah other people tried the &*(&*(*%($&*£% thing but it was only myself and abe who could totally change time. we were so damned good that we had to change our names for legal reasons. hence the disappearance of Chandler, the "death" of Victor and the "mysterious" destruction of the thread of Time Travel Genesis (TM)

As the rain fell softly from an overcast sky, the mourners looked on,
sadness weighing heavy on their hearts, as another in-joke was explained to it's grave...

AP: Found another look-alike for you.

Rocky from 'Boon' and AP? Separated at birth!

There's always the secret forum.

it is grave?

"and yeah other people tried the &*(&*(*%($&*£% thing but it was only myself and abe who could totally change time. we were so damned good that we had to change our names for legal reasons. hence the disappearance of Chandler, the "death" of Victor and the "mysterious" destruction of the thread of Time Travel Genesis (TM)"

thanks...that's very sexy

i like to think so

You bastard! I look nowt like Neil Morrissey!