Hallo ... :o)
What's the chances of me getting approved today?
mwah!
Posted by
Uma, 13:07, 15th March 2004:
Hallo! I'm sure I've seen you log in before?
Hmmmm ... could've been. tee hee
Posted by
Uma, 13:09, 15th March 2004:
Where are you from, then slinky?
From Zürich.
How about u?
Posted by
Uma, 13:14, 15th March 2004:
I'm in sunny South Africa
Grrrrrr! Okay, the sun is shining here 2day ,thanks b to the almighty! But I don't know how long that's gonna last! This place can have 4 seaons in one day (Crowded House) :o)
Hmmmmm ... So what do u do?
Posted by
Uma, 13:29, 15th March 2004:
Um...you better not use those number things or text speak or you won't get approved. It's a pedantic place :) Speaking of pedants...I'm an accountant. You?
Oh, ok. No problem ... will type properly. Are we ok with smilies?
Am currently not working but on holiday. Am looking for a job as a Divemaster somewhere in the Maldives ... here's hoping they accept my application!
Posted by
Uma, 13:40, 15th March 2004:
Cool job! I'm jealous! (Yeah, everyone's ok with smilies!) see ---------------> :)
Posted by
WarHead, 13:43, 15th March 2004:
I am a Muffdivemaster, if that's of any interest to anyone.
Posted by
Uma, 13:46, 15th March 2004:
You are a Master, that's true!
Posted by
Brock, 13:47, 15th March 2004:
slinkyjoe:
Hello, mate.
Posted by
WarHead, 13:49, 15th March 2004:
Yes, not only am I a Muffdivemaster, but I'm a Master Bater as well. Multi-tasker, me. ;o)
Posted by
Uma, 13:52, 15th March 2004:
hehe. Yo slinky, how soon will you know if you're going to the maldives?
Brock:
Howdy mate ... how r ya doing?
Warhead:
Ummmm, u can try get in there with those kind of qualifications but I think you'll win netter with the ladies ... :o)
Uma:
Not too sure babe. Last I heard they were not looking for anyone but seens I've worked there before, they will consider my application first ... YIPPEE!!
How about you Uma ... How long you been in the business of numerology :o)
Posted by
Uma, 13:58, 15th March 2004:
I wish it was numerology. That would be less dull :( Years and years slinky. Too many to mention. Makes me feel old. (about 12 years)
When I say 'numerology', I mean that u working with numbers all the time. I'd go nutzzz! No offence!
Posted by
Uma, 14:09, 15th March 2004:
hahaha! I am nuts! That must be why! hahahaha! yeah, i knew what you meant tho!
Cool! The last thing I wanted to do was P u off b4 I even get approved!
he he.
Afterwards is another story ... ha ha ha ha!
Posted by
Uma, 14:17, 15th March 2004:
hehehe! yeah, like I swing a lot clout around here :/ The way things are going, if you "p" me off, you'll get approved straight away!
Hmmmm ... Sounds like a plan!
I throw my weight around, you throw your weight around, I get approved and everyone is happy!
:o)
Posted by
Uma, 14:34, 15th March 2004:
hahaha!
Posted by
Uma, 14:36, 15th March 2004:
Except maybe Abe. He won't be Happy. He's never Happy.
Oh dear.
Not everyone here likes smilies. They make me want to boke out my internal organs, and then stub a cigarette out in the middle of them.
In fact, this thread reminds me slightly of one of those distressing dreams where the laughter coming from every direction and it wont stop and you dont know if hes just shivering under the cloak cause hes ill or if hes covered in his own vomit
Posted by
Uma, 14:47, 15th March 2004:
Oh, er..slinky and then there's Doc. He's even crazier than me
What do you mean?
Richard Tham!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by
Uma, 14:58, 15th March 2004:
Doc, you always scare them off!
Right! That calls for a fag ... I'll be back.
Nah, I wasn't scared off ... just contemplating on whether I should polute my lungs or not. I decided to do it ... see ya in a few ...
Posted by
Rag_Doll, 18:35, 15th March 2004:
What is all this about being approved? I really am confussed. mommy shoot the monkey! I don't know. Help me.
Posted by
Brock, 19:11, 15th March 2004:
Another person who takes the effort to read the page that they want to post on...
I take it back, cal, they really are like that... :(
Posted by
Rag_Doll, 00:49, 16th March 2004:
Sorry, but during math class, I don't have time to go through and read the entier thing. Please don't make sarcastic, yet rude, remarks towards me. I haven't done anything in offence to you, and if I have let me know. But don't judge me before you know me. Thank you.
Posted by
Rag_Doll, 00:51, 16th March 2004:
I promise to do the same for you in return.
Posted by
Brock, 09:50, 16th March 2004:
We make a lot of such comments on here... I would get used to it if I were you...
;)
Posted by
Rosie, 16:45, 16th March 2004:
Cocknocker?
LOL!!!
:D
Posted by
Brock, 16:56, 16th March 2004:
I did initially assume that was Abe's regular daily insult towards me, but having read it again, I'm not sure if he's referring to the Laddie/Lassie above, or not.
Oh well. Better call him a fuck-headed nob-rot just in case.
Posted by
Rag_Doll, 18:48, 16th March 2004:
Thanks for the warning Brock, I am used to it though. But I would really appreciate it more if I wasn't insulted until after the crime.
Posted by
Rag_Doll, 18:51, 16th March 2004:
Well, I wouldn't call anything I've done a crime, but it is the phrase that counts I guess.
Sadly Brock, you were right on the money.
Cocknocker
Posted by
Brock, 20:33, 16th March 2004:
Genuinely LMGDAO, cake boy! That truly amused me.
I could just picture your fat hairy face screwed up in concentration trying to think up a new insult for me!
Top job.
If you were worthy, I would think up a retort. However, you are, sadly, not worth the steam off my piss.
Said with the greatest respect, of course.
I understand.
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lol @ 'cake boy'.
Haven't heard that one for years.
Posted by
Brock, 20:40, 16th March 2004:
That's the power of the Atkins, for you...