Posted by
Brock, 12:53, 19th March 2004:
Hahaha! That'll learn 'em.
Cynical twats. They probabably could have sold tap water to the public, but a massive PR boob ain't exactly going to help, is it?
Posted by
Sul, 12:58, 19th March 2004:
Awww. Poor Coca-Cola company.
Posted by
Brock, 13:10, 19th March 2004:
Did you hear that they have had their entire Muslim market destroyed by the US foreign policy? All the Muslim countries in the middle east, and a lot of Muslim groups world-wide are encouraging boycotting of all US products, and it's hitting them rather hard...
*sniff*
The high point of the whole Coca Cola/Pepsi thing was setting fire to MJ's hair anyway. No chance of topping that.
It's a bit like that scene in "Dr. Strangelove"...
Mandrake: Colonel...that Coca Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
Guano: That's private property.
Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame outlook way of life and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine?! Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for you twit!!
Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
Mandrake: What?!
Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company.
Posted by
Sul, 14:20, 19th March 2004:
I love coke. I love every addictive little drop that passes my lips.
Posted by
ell, 05:30, 20th March 2004:
10-22 parts per million? Pfft. Try drinking Brummie tap water if you want something that'll endanger your health.