Discussion » Three Word Story - Part 4 (i Think?)

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Posted by friday, 06:42, 22nd March 2004:
 
I found this game, I like games like this! Who wants to play? Don't have time to write a whole intro as in previous ones, started by Cal and Grim years ago, but anyway..........

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Dorothy had spent
Posted by tommorris, 06:44, 22nd March 2004:
 
her money at
Posted by Brock, 08:59, 22nd March 2004:
 
about mid morning
Posted by Abe Frohman, 09:33, 22nd March 2004:
 
consequently she was
Posted by Brock, 09:39, 22nd March 2004:
 
going to rob
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:08, 22nd March 2004:
 
Roys house to
Posted by Brock, 10:45, 22nd March 2004:
 
take his horse
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:46, 22nd March 2004:
 
roughly from the
Posted by RUSS, 10:57, 22nd March 2004:
 
rear.Then roy
Posted by Brock, 10:57, 22nd March 2004:
 
ran after him

Abe:heehee
Posted by friday, 11:31, 22nd March 2004:
 
with his whip
Posted by Brock, 11:31, 22nd March 2004:
 
...ed cream sundae
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:33, 22nd March 2004:
 
roast with lashings
Posted by friday, 11:36, 22nd March 2004:
 
of picallili and
Posted by Brock, 11:48, 22nd March 2004:
 
ferret sandwich, which
Posted by WarHead, 12:29, 22nd March 2004:
 
makes you want
Posted by RUSS, 12:54, 22nd March 2004:
 
to vomit, in
Posted by Brock, 13:16, 22nd March 2004:
 
her empty purse
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:18, 22nd March 2004:
 
Meanwhile, Batman eyed
Posted by Brock, 13:19, 22nd March 2004:
 
her pert, voluptuous
Posted by RUSS, 13:36, 22nd March 2004:
 
older blonde sister
Posted by Brock, 13:37, 22nd March 2004:
 
Vicky, born Abe
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 15:23, 22nd March 2004:
 
's eldest daughter
Posted by RUSS, 15:43, 22nd March 2004:
 
and cats owner
Posted by WarHead, 16:17, 22nd March 2004:
 
like the pervert
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:47, 22nd March 2004:
 
Michael Jackson who
Posted by Brock, 16:48, 22nd March 2004:
 
spremmed kids anas'
Posted by WarHead, 16:49, 22nd March 2004:
 
at every opportunity.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:05, 22nd March 2004:
 
Da, Datta, Dayatva
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:09, 22nd March 2004:
 
quoth Kula Shaker,
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 19:11, 22nd March 2004:
 
ripping off T.S.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:21, 22nd March 2004:
 
But Teddy Smith
Posted by Brock, 19:24, 22nd March 2004:
 
, The furry leader,
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:36, 22nd March 2004:
 
decided not to
Posted by Sul, 19:38, 22nd March 2004:
 
throw rocks at
Posted by Brock, 19:39, 22nd March 2004:
 
the cowering tortoise
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:40, 22nd March 2004:
 
,instead opting to
Posted by Sul, 19:41, 22nd March 2004:
 
wank it hard.
Posted by WarHead, 19:44, 22nd March 2004:
 
Now, tortoises don't
Posted by Brock, 19:47, 22nd March 2004:
 
cum like normal
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:48, 22nd March 2004:
 
religious education teachers
Posted by Sul, 19:48, 22nd March 2004:
 
. "Yowzee!", screamed the
Posted by Brock, 19:48, 22nd March 2004:
 
bearded Geoff, frantically
Posted by WarHead, 19:55, 22nd March 2004:
 
beating at his
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:57, 22nd March 2004:
 
wife's whiffy bumhole
Posted by WarHead, 20:01, 22nd March 2004:
 
with a large
Posted by Brock, 20:27, 22nd March 2004:
 
ripe and distended
Posted by Abe Frohman, 21:07, 22nd March 2004:
 
deceased BeeGee who
Posted by WarHead, 23:36, 22nd March 2004:
 
stank of fish
Posted by Brock, 23:39, 22nd March 2004:
 
but only on
Posted by Sul, 23:45, 22nd March 2004:
 
a Friday as
Posted by Alfie, 23:51, 22nd March 2004:
 
she likes to
Posted by Brock, 23:52, 22nd March 2004:
 
take it hard
Posted by WarHead, 00:10, 23rd March 2004:
 
from behind. So
Posted by friday, 05:44, 23rd March 2004:
 
how did you
Posted by WarHead, 09:15, 23rd March 2004:
 
explain the incidence
Posted by Uma, 09:25, 23rd March 2004:
 
of not knowing
Posted by WarHead, 09:26, 23rd March 2004:
 
about tortoise orgasms?
Posted by Uma, 09:30, 23rd March 2004:
 
Yes, that would
Posted by WarHead, 09:31, 23rd March 2004:
 
be a good
Posted by Uma, 09:32, 23rd March 2004:
 
sign of things
Posted by WarHead, 09:53, 23rd March 2004:
 
to come, but
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:09, 23rd March 2004:
 
these things seem
Posted by Brock, 11:37, 23rd March 2004:
 
less complicated when
Posted by Uma, 11:42, 23rd March 2004:
 
we do what
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:43, 23rd March 2004:
 
we used to
Posted by Uma, 11:45, 23rd March 2004:
 
which was not
Posted by friday, 11:54, 23rd March 2004:
 
fishing with nets
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:57, 23rd March 2004:
 
wenn Sie wissen
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:09, 23rd March 2004:
 
talking in german
Posted by Uma, 13:24, 23rd March 2004:
 
about nothing at
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:43, 23rd March 2004:
 
seems slightly pointless
Posted by Brock, 13:44, 23rd March 2004:
 
like a broken
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:47, 23rd March 2004:
 
small round container
Posted by Uma, 13:56, 23rd March 2004:
 
in which to
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:58, 23rd March 2004:
 
insert a large
Posted by friday, 14:23, 23rd March 2004:
 
round dose of
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:25, 23rd March 2004:
 
frothy man milk
Posted by Uma, 14:28, 23rd March 2004:
 
without the usual
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:51, 23rd March 2004:
 
green and brown
Posted by Uma, 14:52, 23rd March 2004:
 
bits in it
Posted by Brock, 14:56, 23rd March 2004:
 
. Coughing violently, Teddy
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:57, 23rd March 2004:
 
dropped the container
Posted by Uma, 14:57, 23rd March 2004:
 
and all the
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:58, 23rd March 2004:
 
mouldy population paste
Posted by Uma, 15:11, 23rd March 2004:
 
dripped all over
Posted by Uma, 15:46, 23rd March 2004:
 
his suede shoes
Posted by WarHead, 16:44, 23rd March 2004:
 
like an avalanche
Posted by Brock, 16:56, 23rd March 2004:
 
of rancid puss
Posted by WarHead, 21:29, 23rd March 2004:
 
strained through a
Posted by Sul, 21:35, 23rd March 2004:
 
football sock. Bruce
Posted by Abe Frohman, 21:50, 23rd March 2004:
 
Campbell, star of
Posted by WarHead, 21:52, 23rd March 2004:
 
stage, screen and
Posted by Brock, 21:55, 23rd March 2004:
 
porn, famous for
Posted by WarHead, 21:57, 23rd March 2004:
 
having a huge
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:04, 23rd March 2004:
 
bottle of soya
Posted by Sul, 22:05, 23rd March 2004:
 
and strangely misshapen
Posted by Brock, 22:05, 23rd March 2004:
 
erected protuberance in
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:06, 23rd March 2004:
 
your mothers eye
Posted by WarHead, 22:20, 23rd March 2004:
 
, leapt athletically toward
Posted by Brock, 22:54, 23rd March 2004:
 
The fiery precipice
Posted by Sul, 23:07, 23rd March 2004:
 
that roared with
Posted by Brock, 23:20, 23rd March 2004:
 
anally spewed gaseous
Posted by friday, 06:00, 24th March 2004:
 
condition of piles
Posted by Uma, 09:11, 24th March 2004:
 
that hang from
Posted by Brock, 09:17, 24th March 2004:
 
the fetid orifice
Posted by WarHead, 09:17, 24th March 2004:
 
like a bunch
Posted by Brock, 09:20, 24th March 2004:
 
of shiny grapes
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:34, 24th March 2004:
 
-*chunder*-
Posted by Brock, 09:37, 24th March 2004:
 
only one word!
Posted by Uma, 09:37, 24th March 2004:
 
shiny shiny purple
Posted by WarHead, 09:40, 24th March 2004:
 
glowing like a
Posted by Uma, 09:41, 24th March 2004:
 
bride on a
Posted by WarHead, 09:46, 24th March 2004:
 
rev'd up Sybian.
Posted by Uma, 09:48, 24th March 2004:
 
(wow) you read my mind sometimes
Posted by WarHead, 09:48, 24th March 2004:
 
stop it, before we get shouted at again.

I'm off to my first meeting of the day, so you'll have to play with yourseves for a while.

Uma - GET BACK TO WORK!!!
Posted by Uma, 09:56, 24th March 2004:
 
i love it
when he gets
like that :)
(sorry for ruining the thread)
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:57, 24th March 2004:
 
Brock: "that's only
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:57, 24th March 2004:
 
one word, dopey!"
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:57, 24th March 2004:
 
It was a
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:58, 24th March 2004:
 
comment, not a
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:58, 24th March 2004:
 
continuation of the
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:58, 24th March 2004:
 
story, hence the
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:58, 24th March 2004:
 
"-**-" and anyway,
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:58, 24th March 2004:
 
your post was
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:59, 24th March 2004:
 
5 words, fuckstick.
Posted by Brock, 10:00, 24th March 2004:
 
Oh, was it? ^
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:02, 24th March 2004:
 
That was lame.
Posted by WarHead, 11:09, 24th March 2004:
 
I can't get
the image of
the bride on
the sybian out
of my head.

Do we need
to back up
to the original
story up there?
Posted by Perclissigi, 11:32, 24th March 2004:
 
i think so
Posted by WarHead, 11:34, 24th March 2004:
 
Make it so
Posted by Perclissigi, 11:40, 24th March 2004:
 
so where were we? oh yeah...
rev'd up sybian.
The next day,
Posted by WarHead, 12:34, 24th March 2004:
 
her frontbottom was
Posted by Uma, 12:35, 24th March 2004:
 
the f word

/leaves

(only kidding)

her fubar was
not up for
Posted by WarHead, 12:39, 24th March 2004:
 
any penetrative activity
Posted by Uma, 12:42, 24th March 2004:
 
whatsoever, however, edited
Posted by Brock, 12:45, 24th March 2004:
 
could, catastrophically, result
Posted by Uma, 12:47, 24th March 2004:
 
in many misunderstandings
Posted by WarHead, 12:48, 24th March 2004:
 
which is normal
Posted by Brock, 12:54, 24th March 2004:
 
when drunk penetration
Posted by Uma, 13:07, 24th March 2004:
 
is an option.
Posted by Uma, 13:07, 24th March 2004:
 
that reminds me
Posted by WarHead, 13:09, 24th March 2004:
 
of a time
Posted by Brock, 13:13, 24th March 2004:
 
, it was 1220.
Posted by Uma, 13:14, 24th March 2004:
 
We had no
Posted by Brock, 13:14, 24th March 2004:
 
watches and had
Posted by WarHead, 13:15, 24th March 2004:
 
to tell the
Posted by Uma, 13:18, 24th March 2004:
 
time by the
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:18, 24th March 2004:
 
time with our
Posted by Uma, 13:21, 24th March 2004:
 
*snap*
Posted by Uma, 13:21, 24th March 2004:
 
Perci, you're jinxed
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:26, 24th March 2004:
 
Bugger
Posted by Uma, 13:26, 24th March 2004:
 
time with our?
Posted by Brock, 13:27, 24th March 2004:
 
wrist hair shadows
Posted by Uma, 13:27, 24th March 2004:
 
Shit I've forgotten how to unjinx a person?
Posted by Uma, 13:28, 24th March 2004:
 
how about a big sloppy kiss?
*smooch*
Posted by Uma, 13:28, 24th March 2004:
 
Perci there was tongue in that one!
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:29, 24th March 2004:
 
ooooh! *swoon*
Posted by Uma, 13:29, 24th March 2004:
 
but the accuracy
Posted by Brock, 13:29, 24th March 2004:
 
/smacks head.

You say their name. Thereby you were instantaneously jinxing and un-jixing him.

Sheesh.
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:31, 24th March 2004:
 
left a little
Posted by Brock, 13:33, 24th March 2004:
 
of the centre
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:33, 24th March 2004:
 
so we decided
Posted by Uma, 13:38, 24th March 2004:
 
to use good
Posted by Grim..., 13:39, 24th March 2004:
 
that we should
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:41, 24th March 2004:
 
*hmmm which one to choose?, i'll go with grim..."
go to the
Posted by WarHead, 13:41, 24th March 2004:
 
SIMULPOST FRENZEEEEEEE
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:43, 24th March 2004:
 
MULTIPOST MULTIPOST MULTIPOST!!!
Posted by WarHead, 15:31, 24th March 2004:
 
go to the
pub and get
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:43, 24th March 2004:
 
26 packets of
Posted by WarHead, 16:03, 24th March 2004:
 
Durex Ribbed Condoms
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:11, 24th March 2004:
 
for cranial protection
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:17, 24th March 2004:
 
against the crusty
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:21, 24th March 2004:
 
head lice that
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:23, 24th March 2004:
 
were relentlessly invading
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:29, 24th March 2004:
 
everyones facial cavities
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:29, 24th March 2004:
 
like twelve billion
Posted by Brock, 16:36, 24th March 2004:
 
distended eyeballs sprouting
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:44, 24th March 2004:
 
from the tepid
Posted by Brock, 16:52, 24th March 2004:
 
cup of darjeeling
Posted by Perclissigi, 17:00, 24th March 2004:
 
resting precariously next
Posted by Brock, 18:59, 24th March 2004:
 
to Alfies arse
Posted by friday, 05:57, 25th March 2004:
 
Meanwhile, back at
Posted by WarHead, 08:43, 25th March 2004:
 
Dorothy's house, Dorothy
Posted by friday, 17:03, 25th March 2004:
 
was cleaning her
Posted by WarHead, 17:05, 25th March 2004:
 
Rampant Rabbit with
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:08, 25th March 2004:
 
her cavernous gob
Posted by WarHead, 17:09, 25th March 2004:
 
while leaning against
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:16, 25th March 2004:
 
his cavernous gob
Posted by Brock, 19:23, 25th March 2004:
 
shite of a
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:25, 25th March 2004:
 
Swedish au pair
Posted by WarHead, 11:22, 26th March 2004:
 
with a huge
Posted by Barbara, 12:11, 26th March 2004:
 
cheesecake made with
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:24, 26th March 2004:
 
seventy eight penguin
Posted by Uma, 13:19, 26th March 2004:
 
poops. I am
Posted by Uma, 13:20, 26th March 2004:
 
grumpy and I
Posted by Uma, 13:20, 26th March 2004:
 
am cross and
Posted by Uma, 13:20, 26th March 2004:
 
I am ruining
Posted by Uma, 13:21, 26th March 2004:
 
this thread. But
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:23, 26th March 2004:
 
the menopause calls
Posted by Uma, 13:25, 26th March 2004:
 
not pms? You
Posted by Uma, 13:30, 26th March 2004:
 
surprise me arsepuppy
Posted by Uma, 13:32, 26th March 2004:
 
you're such a
Posted by Uma, 13:32, 26th March 2004:
 
new age man
Posted by WarHead, 14:26, 26th March 2004:
 
and beautifully marked.
Posted by Uma, 14:27, 26th March 2004:
 
with koki pen
Posted by WarHead, 14:29, 26th March 2004:
 
Suddenly, Dorothy screamed
Posted by Uma, 14:31, 26th March 2004:
 
! "Who's there?" she
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:32, 26th March 2004:
 
gargled through the
Posted by WarHead, 14:33, 26th March 2004:
 
letterbox while balancing
Posted by Uma, 14:35, 26th March 2004:
 
phlegm in her
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:36, 26th March 2004:
 
big yellow handbag
Posted by WarHead, 14:50, 26th March 2004:
 
'It's the plumber,'
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:52, 26th March 2004:
 
Said the rather
Posted by WarHead, 14:54, 26th March 2004:
 
hirsuit figure, as
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:55, 26th March 2004:
 
he barged his
Posted by Uma, 15:01, 26th March 2004:
 
plumbers-cracked bum through
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:05, 26th March 2004:
 
her very tight
Posted by Uma, 15:24, 26th March 2004:
 
nickers. They squeezed
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:32, 26th March 2004:
 
eachother until the
Posted by WarHead, 15:33, 26th March 2004:
 
*eachother ain't one word you wombat*
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:34, 26th March 2004:
 
*tis now*
Posted by WarHead, 15:38, 26th March 2004:
 
*I'd have told Uma that knickers starts with a 'k' as well, but it's not wise to do that today*
Posted by tommorris, 15:39, 26th March 2004:
 
(Okay, I'll allow it)

sun went green.
Posted by WarHead, 15:40, 26th March 2004:
 
and exploded like *dang, that was a full stop. I'd have said 'period' for our colonial friends, but ....*
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:48, 26th March 2004:
 
*Naa, period would have got Uma all confused* *oh wait, it already has...hehe*
Three days prior,
Posted by WarHead, 15:49, 26th March 2004:
 
*ah - I see what you've done there, Perc, you treated 'exploded like' as if it was being said by a Geordie*
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:50, 26th March 2004:
 
*What, you mean ignored it? :p*