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Posted by janine, 13:04, 23rd March 2004:
 
and instead of a trip to New York, my thoughtful husband and kids thought that a dishwasher would be a more practical present and last longer.
Posted by Brock, 13:20, 23rd March 2004:
 
Boo. Unlucky.
Posted by Uma, 13:21, 23rd March 2004:
 
That sucks. But Happy Birthday anyway...
Posted by Brock, 13:24, 23rd March 2004:
 
No it doesn't. It cleans plates, dopey.
Posted by Uma, 13:26, 23rd March 2004:
 
Doesn't matter what it does, a trip to NY is better. Unromantic bastard. A dishwasher! That's a most un-PC birthday present. Throw off those shackles janine
Posted by Uma, 13:27, 23rd March 2004:
 
..and burn that bra
Posted by Brock, 13:31, 23rd March 2004:
 
Maybe he bought you a dishwasher so that the two of you could spend less time washing up during the day, thereby leaving room for making more "sweet, sweet lurve..".

Now, that would be more romantic, wouldn't it?
Posted by Brock, 13:31, 23rd March 2004:
 
Re: Bra-burning.

Take it off, first though, eh? Burnt Boobies=Bad
Posted by janine, 13:33, 23rd March 2004:
 
dont worry Uma, he is already regretting the dishwasher, because I have told him I need a new kitchen, because the dishwasher looks out of place in my old one.
Posted by Uma, 13:35, 23rd March 2004:
 
That's better
Posted by Brock, 13:42, 23rd March 2004:
 
Look, see? Two women talking, and already they have steered it onto combined kitchens and shopping.

And they say stereotypes are harsh...

;)

(*&*(&*(&(&*&
Posted by Uma, 13:44, 23rd March 2004:
 
...and the size of men's hands
Posted by Brock, 13:45, 23rd March 2004:
 
No denial, then? Hahaha!
Posted by Uma, 13:47, 23rd March 2004:
 
You edited, you bastard...

...the only other thing I can talk about is sex, and that's not popular here
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:48, 23rd March 2004:
 
Well, with some members... tell you what though, it's popular with me!
Posted by Brock, 13:49, 23rd March 2004:
 
It would be a bloody sight more popular if I could get any!

I have nothing against talking about sex, by the way. Nothing at all...
Posted by Uma, 13:51, 23rd March 2004:
 
Aurghughuhghu

That's tantric breathing...

...it sounds bloody creepy when you hear it for the first time
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:51, 23rd March 2004:
 
I think the fact that the amount of men outweighs the amount of women by a long way could have something to do with that It would be like having a threesome with your best mate and his girlfriend. Odd.
(I don't think it quite translates well in writing uma)
Posted by Uma, 13:53, 23rd March 2004:
 
I can hold my own with y'all
Posted by Uma, 13:54, 23rd March 2004:
 
Do men not talk about sex with each other?
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:54, 23rd March 2004:
 
Funny, that's all I seem to be doing recently as well...
Posted by Uma, 13:56, 23rd March 2004:
 
hehe. I knew that was coming...
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:57, 23rd March 2004:
 
Not quite yet...
:P
Posted by Uma, 13:58, 23rd March 2004:
 
PERCI!!!!!!!
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:00, 23rd March 2004:
 
No i'm not "pleasing myself" as we speak. Don't worry. I'm actually eating another massive bowl of egg fried rice with chicken. And i've just catipulted my chopsticks onto the floor... again...
Posted by friday, 14:26, 23rd March 2004:
 
I think a dishwasher is a great bday pressie for a woman - what's wrong with you?

Blimey - I agree with Brock on this one - more time for love and less hassle washing up.

Only you have to load and unload the machine of course, now, what a drag!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:29, 23rd March 2004:
 
Get back in the Kitchen
Posted by Uma, 14:31, 23rd March 2004:
 
no, no, no

*shakes head*

dishwashers you get anyway. birthdays are for:
perfume, jewellery, (trips to NY), a week at a spa (mine) etc etc
Posted by Uma, 14:31, 23rd March 2004:
 
You see, even Abe gets it! (that's apalling, girls)
Posted by Brock, 15:00, 23rd March 2004:
 
Why are wedding dresses white?

To go with the fridge, the cooker, dishwasher and all the other kitchen goods...

;)
Posted by Brock, 15:02, 23rd March 2004:
 
Oh, by the way, Happy Birthday, Janine!

:)
Posted by Uma, 15:02, 23rd March 2004:
 
They should be silver, then...
to go with the meat cleaver,
butcher knife, skewer
Posted by Brock, 15:04, 23rd March 2004:
 
friday: In that case, lets teach the kids to unload and load the thing.

How you doin?
Posted by Grim..., 15:27, 23rd March 2004:
 
Happy Birthday!
Posted by Sul, 15:47, 23rd March 2004:
 
Happy Birthday. I think a dishwasher is a supreme present.
Posted by WarHead, 16:39, 23rd March 2004:
 
I'd prefer a Goblin Teasmaid.
Posted by Brock, 16:43, 23rd March 2004:
 
I knew a girl like that... :)
Posted by WarHead, 22:19, 23rd March 2004:
 
'knew' eh? That's sad.

Janine, next year ask for a Rampant Rabbit. Or do you already have one?
Posted by Brock, 23:01, 23rd March 2004:
 
'Knew' in the biblical sense :D She rawked!

I was working part time winding up the team I was working for at the time that went bust. She used to pass my flat on the way to college and decide that lectures were too much hassle, she'd then buy bacon and bread at the shop round the corner and turn up at mine about quarter to 9. We'd then spend all morning in bed trying to put each others backs out, then she'd make me a bacon sandwich and a cup of tea, then go to afternoon lectures. Fantastic girl, and very lovely, too. And if I hadn't have had to move to the other end of the country... Who knows?

:(
Posted by janine, 23:22, 23rd March 2004:
 
War Head, yes I am the satisfied owner of a rampant rabbit , known affectionatly as bugsy, it was purchased last year for my birthday, by myself.
Posted by Sul, 23:26, 23rd March 2004:
 
hehe. Pity its not named "Bucky" because I hear "he goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare"
Posted by Brock, 23:31, 23rd March 2004:
 
Up the pooper?
Posted by Brock, 23:31, 23rd March 2004:
 
did I say that out loud?
Posted by janine, 23:32, 23rd March 2004:
 
sorry Brock, my "pooper" is an exit not an entrance
Posted by Brock, 23:38, 23rd March 2004:
 
Hahahaha!

That my dear, is why you got a dishwasher, and not a trip to NY...

;)
Posted by reitsma, 23:50, 23rd March 2004:
 
oh... and by the way janine,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

=D
Posted by janine, 00:02, 24th March 2004:
 
Brock, I may not have got the NY trip,but I have managed to get two weeks in Florida in October, and my sphincter is still intact
Posted by Brock, 00:05, 24th March 2004:
 
Christ. Is there no limit to the results women can get from the "incorrect present" guilt trip?

Why doesn't it work for blokes?

*sulks*
Posted by janine, 00:10, 24th March 2004:
 
It has nothing to do with guilt, I have promised to read to him tonight.
Posted by Brock, 00:11, 24th March 2004:
 
Is his cooking that bad?


oh, I get it. ;)
Posted by janine, 00:15, 24th March 2004:
 
My husband does'nt cook, my god, he's a Northern man, he would rather cut off his knackers than be seen doing "womens work"
Posted by Brock, 00:17, 24th March 2004:
 
My mate's from the north. He doesn't cook either.

Mind you, he's a stumpy twat, so he probably can't reach the cooker. Oh well.
Posted by Brock, 00:18, 24th March 2004:
 
Anyway, he could cook in the dark. he wouldn't be seen then, would he?

That may not do anything for the resulting quality, mind you.
Posted by janine, 00:21, 24th March 2004:
 
I have an image of that little Welsh twat Pancho in my mind now,
Posted by Brock, 00:23, 24th March 2004:
 
And they say spontaneity is missing from peoples love lives these days.

Get up to that room, woman...

;)
Posted by janine, 00:36, 24th March 2004:
 
the anticipation is half the fun, and besides 10 more minutes and he'll be asleep
Posted by WarHead, 01:06, 24th March 2004:
 
with a damn big grin on his face. JANINE - you edited that. LMAO.
Posted by reitsma, 02:56, 24th March 2004:
 
yes.

i had a funny feeling that i was missing bits of this conversation.
Posted by WarHead, 09:29, 24th March 2004:
 
Let's just say that she didn't originally promise to 'read' for him. ;o)
Posted by Brock, 09:36, 24th March 2004:
 
Flossing her back teeth with the big pink tooth brush?
Posted by WarHead, 09:41, 24th March 2004:
 
Something very much along those lines.

BTW Janine, I'm a 'Northern Man' (TM) but I wash the pots and vac around on a regular basis. He needs dragging into the 21st century. Possibly by his knackers.
Posted by Uma, 09:46, 24th March 2004:
 
/uma cheers for warhead
Posted by janine, 09:46, 24th March 2004:
 
I think we are a bit further north than you warhead and maybe a couple of hundred years behind too
Posted by Uma, 09:55, 24th March 2004:
 
Nah, don't feel too bad jan, it's WarHead that's the exception. I want him, but he's taken :'(
darn it...
Posted by WarHead, 11:20, 24th March 2004:
 
Er, you're very kind, but don't make me out to be the perfect man. I'm actually a lazy sod, but I AM a feminist (apparently), so I try to do me bit.
Posted by janine, 19:36, 25th March 2004:
 
I am going out drinking, to a pub, for the first time in two year, wish me luck.
Posted by kaila, 21:12, 25th March 2004:
 
I've never been to a pub, or bar to drink, I've only been to clubs. I really want to go to a bar though. Have fun and good luck!PS happy belated b-day
Posted by WarHead, 00:50, 26th March 2004:
 
How did it go, Janine?
Posted by Geekster, 02:16, 26th March 2004:
 
never been to a club. been to lots of pubs in Gallway. I also have never been drunk. happy bday
Posted by janine, 02:18, 26th March 2004:
 
I have jusy arrived home and I am drunker , than the drunkkkkkkkkkkkkkkest person ever, so you can safely say a good night was had by all, even though i lost my purse with£200 in, speak to you when I can focus
Posted by janine, 02:45, 26th March 2004:
 
a word of advise, dont try and focus on one spot when the room is spinning , because you will see that burger again.
Posted by Perclissigi, 11:09, 26th March 2004:
 
Shit... Did you ever find your purse?