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Posted by Grim..., 10:41, 31st March 2004:
 
Lets all draw a cartoon together.

I have done the first frame (And I'm convinced that no-one else will bother)

Posted by Grim..., 10:42, 31st March 2004:
 
Ph34r my m4d MSPaint Sk1llz!
Posted by Uma, 10:52, 31st March 2004:
 
Oh cripes, Grim...I would, but my lack of artistic abilities is only surpassed by my lack of computer skills...

:(
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:54, 31st March 2004:
 
I will add something when i get home ;)
Funnily enough we don't have MS paint on the iMac's at Uni.
And anyway, the lecture is finishing now!
See y'all later!
Posted by Alfie, 11:50, 31st March 2004:
 
im pleased that im taller than cal
and have a bigger bulge too.
Posted by Rosie, 11:52, 31st March 2004:
 
your cartoon cock is HUGE chay!

:D
Posted by Alfie, 11:52, 31st March 2004:
 
not just my cartoon one. nudge nudge wink wink
Posted by Alfie, 11:53, 31st March 2004:
 
cal is wearing some funky threads tho
Posted by Rosie, 11:53, 31st March 2004:
 
I like your shades...
Posted by Alfie, 11:56, 31st March 2004:
 
i think maybe they are my glasses, but yeah shades are cooler
I look like a cross between a weasel and that funny dog dragon thing in never ending story.
not just in the cartoon either :(

:D
Posted by Alfie, 11:58, 31st March 2004:
 
so this cartoon, are we saying its all got to be done in MSPaint
and no one person can do two frames in a row
It wil be like a slower, funnier version of the 3 word story
:D
Posted by Brock, 11:59, 31st March 2004:
 
"I look like a cross between a weasel and that funny dog dragon thing in never ending story."

Yeah, you do Chay. Amazing that Grim... managed to get such a good likeness in that cartoon, as well.

;)
Posted by Rosie, 12:00, 31st March 2004:
 
:)

You also remind me of the little worms from sesame street that lived with Oscar.
Not in real life though - only the cartoon version of you!
Posted by Alfie, 12:06, 31st March 2004:
 
heeheeehhe
I've never been anywhere near Oscar with my little worm.
that's just a vicious rumour
Posted by Rosie, 13:16, 31st March 2004:
 
Yeah - I bet!
Posted by Alfie, 13:29, 31st March 2004:
 
It was only the one time, and he didn't inhale
Posted by WarHead, 13:29, 31st March 2004:
 
Posted by Brock, 13:30, 31st March 2004:
 
does that work on anyone elses machine?
Posted by Uma, 13:31, 31st March 2004:
 
i was going to ask that, but didn't want to get blasted for being stoopid. WH, sweety, we can't see the image?
Posted by Rosie, 13:32, 31st March 2004:
 
I can't open it.

is it rudey?
Posted by WarHead, 13:32, 31st March 2004:
 
I know - bastard bloddy thing.
Posted by jeff, 13:34, 31st March 2004:
 
he put http:// twice in the link...
Posted by jeff, 13:34, 31st March 2004:
 
its something about alfie having a nice cock though..
Posted by Brock, 13:35, 31st March 2004:
 
Oh. You are alive, then Jeff?
Posted by jeff, 13:35, 31st March 2004:
 
yes. barely. i'm taking recommended rest as advised by my dr.. i have some sort of infection. oh and its a bmp so it wont show anyway..
Posted by WarHead, 13:36, 31st March 2004:
 
Cheers Jeff - I suck at the internet, btw.

I changed it to a gif.
Posted by Brock, 13:41, 31st March 2004:
 
Never look a gif horse in the mouth.

sorry. Really, I am
Posted by Alfie, 13:43, 31st March 2004:
 
you could change "yes it is" to "so are you"

;)
Posted by WarHead, 13:44, 31st March 2004:
 
Never mind all that - can you feel the UST in the cartoon?
Posted by Alfie, 13:49, 31st March 2004:
 
what is the U in that acronym? ? Sexual Tension?
Posted by WarHead, 13:49, 31st March 2004:
 
Unresolved
Posted by Alfie, 13:49, 31st March 2004:
 
Unresolved aha
Posted by Alfie, 13:50, 31st March 2004:
 
cal wont let go of my hand
Posted by Brock, 13:51, 31st March 2004:
 
They're probably stuck together.

(eewwwww)
Posted by Alfie, 13:52, 31st March 2004:
 
seriously someone help me! cal wont let go. and his drainpipe trousers are disturbingly tight :(
Posted by WarHead, 13:53, 31st March 2004:
 
I changed it to take your suggestion into account.
Posted by Rosie, 13:54, 31st March 2004:
 
watch out for his cute little button nose Chay...
Posted by Alfie, 13:55, 31st March 2004:
 
Warhead: hahahha
Rosie: His cute little button nose is flashing red :(
I think that means a missile launch is imminent :(
Posted by Alfie, 13:55, 31st March 2004:
 
for the love of dog somebody call security!
Posted by WarHead, 13:58, 31st March 2004:
 
But is it BAFTA material?

Should the SouthPark guys be worried?

Will we topple Nick Park from the Oscars?
Posted by Grim..., 14:06, 31st March 2004:
 
We should.
Posted by WarHead, 14:07, 31st March 2004:
 
Well, it's certainly slower than the '3 word strory' thread, but is it funnier?
Posted by Grim..., 14:12, 31st March 2004:
 
It would be if someone else drew a picture =[
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:13, 31st March 2004:
 
I'm working on it! Just have to "pop" to the shops. Back in an hour!
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:45, 31st March 2004:
 
Ok, done.

*WHO WILL SAVE OUR HERO?!?? TUNE IN...SOON TO FIND OUT!*
Posted by Alfie, 17:02, 31st March 2004:
 
im glad im the hero
im also glad he let go of my hands
im scared by the lightsabre or broom handle
Posted by Perclissigi, 17:09, 31st March 2004:
 
(It's a lightsabre)
Posted by Brock, 17:29, 31st March 2004:
 
(edit: didn't read the cartoon with brain turned on)
Posted by Rosie, 17:29, 31st March 2004:
 
I've done one - a picture that is. I can't post it - so i've sent it to Percy.

Percy can you post my picture for me? Thanks very much.

:D
Posted by Rosie, 17:34, 31st March 2004:
 
PS: its a tree
Posted by Rosie, 17:36, 31st March 2004:
 
I've got to go now.

Cheerio

:D
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 18:17, 31st March 2004:
 
Posted by Brock, 18:27, 31st March 2004:
 
You sit at home and imagine Cal naked? You really are a freak, Doc.
Posted by Alfie, 18:28, 31st March 2004:
 
Damn you brock, changing it just in time
Posted by Perclissigi, 18:29, 31st March 2004:
 
Brock, you don't seem to be following this very well. Cal is the limb-chopping one. I don't know why i did it that way, but he is. And why is Chay the hero? He's the one about to be cut to slices.
As for your pic Rosie, I haven't recieved it yet, sure you sent it to the right addy?
Posted by Brock, 18:31, 31st March 2004:
 
F5, stick boy.
Posted by Alfie, 18:32, 31st March 2004:
 
Perclissigi, Im the hero because you drew me in danger and then said underneath "WHO WILL SAVE OUR HERO"
if Cal has the lightsabre and is the hero then doesnt look like he needs much saving
Posted by Brock, 18:34, 31st March 2004:
 
Apparently dying precludes you from heroics then, does it?

EHO - hahahaha
Posted by Perclissigi, 18:35, 31st March 2004:
 
Exactly. Because that's the way i decided it would be. I was just explaining to prock, since he seemed to be having a couple of problems grasping it. But now since he edited it...
Brock you cuntweasel
Posted by Brock, 18:37, 31st March 2004:
 
weasel. Doofus. It's written on your damn CV!
Posted by Alfie, 18:37, 31st March 2004:
 
lol Percy i thought you were questioning me being the hero :D
jolly good.
:D
Posted by Brock, 18:38, 31st March 2004:
 
Chay: ' ' - are those yours? They must have fell of your post onto mine...

;p
Posted by Alfie, 18:38, 31st March 2004:
 
Weasil is a washing product for people with stubborn urine stains.
Rosie buys it when she laughs too hard
Posted by Perclissigi, 18:39, 31st March 2004:
 
(%%$&*%*$%*
Posted by Brock, 18:39, 31st March 2004:
 
*snigger*
Posted by Alfie, 18:41, 31st March 2004:
 
Percl is a washing product to remove a certain stain
Posted by Perclissigi, 18:41, 31st March 2004:
 
Brock, you KNOW what my spelling is like.
Anyway, i put a disclaimer in my profile :p
Posted by Brock, 18:43, 31st March 2004:
 
Don't care, boy. That doesn't excuse you, cos you still get wound up about making mistakes. And that's where the fun is!
Posted by Perclissigi, 18:45, 31st March 2004:
 
The 'c' is pronounced like it is in Cocksucker, as in "Chay you are such a cocksucker"
Not like an 's'.
(you're not supposd to tell me that Brock! Now i know your secret!)
Posted by Brock, 18:48, 31st March 2004:
 
Trust me, Dude, that isn't even scraping the surface of my sordid little box of secrets!
Posted by Alfie, 18:52, 31st March 2004:
 
Perc: So if someone asked if you were going to sleep with a girl now and then offer her instant coffee you could say "No, I'll Percolator"
Posted by Alfie, 18:52, 31st March 2004:
 
convoluted is the word for that one.
Posted by Perclissigi, 18:53, 31st March 2004:
 
You rock chay. Anyone ever told you that?
Posted by Alfie, 18:54, 31st March 2004:
 
all the time. I go outside and people shout "You rock Chay!"

at least i think thats what they are shouting.
Posted by Brock, 18:55, 31st March 2004:
 
Percolater - sounds like an obscure sexual position in that context. Probably something that could also be described using the words "scuttle" and "bang the shit out of"

or something.

/gets coat
Posted by Perclissigi, 18:56, 31st March 2004:
 
You know when you've been perc'd
/hands Brock his coat and gloves.
Come back when you've got a life, ya hear?
Posted by Brock, 19:01, 31st March 2004:
 
THAT FROM YOU!!

/Head in hands
Posted by Alfie, 19:06, 31st March 2004:
 
makes a change from /Cock in hand
Posted by Brock, 19:08, 31st March 2004:
 
There you go, Alfie, now people will be able to tell us apart.
Posted by Alfie, 19:09, 31st March 2004:
 
Oh yeah cos you are /Cock-on-head in hands
Posted by Brock, 19:15, 31st March 2004:
 
Right, you! Outside!
Posted by Brock, 19:16, 31st March 2004:
 
(Then I can post loads of shit about you when you can't see you screen. Genius, I tell you! A masterplan!)
Posted by WarHead, 00:16, 1st April 2004:
 


Created by Geekster, hosted by Warhead.
Posted by Grim..., 10:01, 1st April 2004:
 
Erm - what's going on there?
Posted by Rosie, 10:22, 1st April 2004:
 
Percy wheres my picture?
Posted by Rosie, 10:23, 1st April 2004:
 
Grim..., if I send you my picture can you post it for me coz I can't do it.....?
Posted by arsepuppy, 10:30, 1st April 2004:
 
I'm beginning to think Chay and Perc are the same guy. Or part of a bizarre cloning experiment. They look similar for a start ;)
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:35, 1st April 2004:
 
I'm DEFINATELY not chay. Seriously.
Rosie: I never got any mail from ya, you sure you got the address right?
try tom -dot- lambdin -at- ntlworld -dot- com and i'll put it up later. Can't do it now cus i'm at college ;)
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:43, 1st April 2004:
 
Lecture over, i'm off to revise then do my exam, then party!!
see y'all later.
Posted by Grim..., 12:03, 1st April 2004:
 
Rosie - you can send it to rosiewantstoshaggrim AT hsmx.com

Hahahahahaha

Rosie and Grim...,
Rosie and Grim...,
Chugging along in the old Rag Doll...

=D
Posted by Rosie, 12:13, 1st April 2004:
 
:D

Hey Everyone, I saw Grim...,s willy yesterday!

:O
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:15, 1st April 2004:
 
???
Posted by Rosie, 12:24, 1st April 2004:
 
It was tiny!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:25, 1st April 2004:
 
Is it me or is Grim... getting a bit rapey in his old age? Have a wank, dude.
Posted by Rosie, 12:25, 1st April 2004:
 
lol!!!!
Posted by Brock, 12:26, 1st April 2004:
 
From Bash:

"Don't call it rape. Call it 'Surprise Sex'"

PMP!
Posted by Grim..., 12:28, 1st April 2004:
 
Tiny?
Posted by Rosie, 12:28, 1st April 2004:
 
Thats really sick!

:D
Posted by Grim..., 12:29, 1st April 2004:
 
So, your baps were small and saggy!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:31, 1st April 2004:
 
What.... so Grim... emailed a pic of his little soldier to you Rosie?

Bloody hell...

I suppose it makes a change from long trenchcoats in the park on a windy Sunday ;)


Those were the days, innit.
Posted by Rosie, 12:32, 1st April 2004:
 
Hold Up... I've just seen it again and its much bigger now. Phew!
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:34, 1st April 2004:
 
Grim! put that copy of Max Power away! You'll go blind!
Posted by Brock, 12:37, 1st April 2004:
 
"Hooooooge turboch.....*ggnnnnnhhhh!*"

/reaches for tissue
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:39, 1st April 2004:
 
These days, he's lucky to get past the 4th 'o' in "Hooooooooooooge" before his bedroom turns into a man-fat lasershow. It's like a Jean Michel Jarre show, but stickier.
Posted by Rosie, 12:41, 1st April 2004:
 
YUK!

*puke*

:O
Posted by Brock, 12:54, 1st April 2004:
 
"man-fat lasershow"

Hahahaha. Classic.
Posted by WarHead, 13:03, 1st April 2004:
 
Posted by arsepuppy, 13:16, 1st April 2004:
 
Except his tissues will have a Vauxhall Nova on them. Or maybe a rather fruity Corsa.
Posted by Brock, 13:17, 1st April 2004:
 
Escort-bestcort! Come and get it if you're saucy!

Vrooom!
Posted by Grim..., 13:45, 1st April 2004:
 
Ooh, now saying I like Corsa's is taking it too far.

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGE turbochargers
Posted by Grim..., 13:48, 1st April 2004:
 




Posted by Grim..., 13:50, 1st April 2004:
 
HOOOOOGE TURBOCHARGERS!

HOOOOOGE AIR FILTER!

HOOOOOGE INDUCTION KIT!

HOOOOOGE DUMP VALVES!

HOOOOOGE ANTI-ROLL BARS!

HOOOOOGE INJECTORS!

HOOOOOGE AMOUNTS OF BRAKE HORSE POWER!
Posted by Brock, 14:24, 1st April 2004:
 
In a taxi? Why?
Posted by Grim..., 15:42, 1st April 2004:
 
Fastest.
Taxi.
Ever.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:56, 1st April 2004:
 
OMG JONNYCAB!!!!1111
Posted by Lucy Record, 13:07, 11th August 2004:
 
*bump*
Posted by Grim..., 13:49, 11th August 2004:
 
Why, you twat?
Why?
Posted by Alfie, 13:58, 11th August 2004:
 
poor car
Posted by Grim..., 14:12, 11th August 2004:
 
=[

Fucking Doc.
Why can't he fuck off?
Fucker.
Posted by Brock, 14:13, 11th August 2004:
 
Kick him while he's down, Doc!

:)
Posted by Grim..., 14:16, 11th August 2004:
 
And you can fuck off - at least I didn't bum my car off my old man like some sort of chav pikey =]
Posted by Saltation, 14:18, 11th August 2004:
 
brock bummed his old man?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:18, 11th August 2004:
 
Posted by Grim..., 14:21, 11th August 2004:
 
ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooh

=D
Posted by Grim..., 14:21, 11th August 2004:
 
But I still didn't
Posted by Saltation, 14:45, 11th August 2004:
 
YOU bummed brock's old man?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:47, 11th August 2004:
 
Brock?

Posted by Grim..., 15:04, 11th August 2004:
 
No, no, no.

Try this:
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:19, 11th August 2004:
 
Max Payne?
Posted by plindoe, 15:36, 11th August 2004:
 
Yo all
Posted by Miki, 15:40, 11th August 2004:
 
halla !
Posted by plindoe, 15:41, 11th August 2004:
 
long time no waste my time!!!


How is everyone?
Posted by Grim..., 15:42, 11th August 2004:
 
Yup, Max Payne.
Posted by Miki, 15:46, 11th August 2004:
 
I'm good, very bored at work :)
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:46, 11th August 2004:
 
Plindoe! how do!

fancy picking me up from Chester on Saturday, about midday?
Posted by plindoe, 16:01, 11th August 2004:
 
i AM WELL!!!

Ooops, caps on!!

Errrr, chester, no can do buddy, if it were m/c could do that, the boss has things planned for me before walkers shin-dig!!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:02, 11th August 2004:
 
Hmm, I'd better ring the bitch then hey?
Posted by plindoe, 16:20, 11th August 2004:
 
Better had, although I think he is loving it up!!!

He aint coming to the cricket now!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:21, 11th August 2004:
 
Why not?
Posted by plindoe, 16:25, 11th August 2004:
 
He has stuff to do!!!!

Does anyone know why Dr Watons fucks my browser up the arse everytime I post a message on here?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:26, 11th August 2004:
 
Stuff to do? What could be better than watching England and the West Indies at Old Trafford not play because of rain?
Posted by Sul, 16:50, 11th August 2004:
 
A shit iamcal cartoon in the form of an equally shit postit flickbook with an even shitter short song type thing.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:54, 11th August 2004:
 
What are you talking about? That rules!
Posted by Grim..., 17:06, 11th August 2004:
 
RAWK!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 18:22, 11th August 2004:
 
Why? Because I liked the Hoooge turbochargers list. I wasn't mocking your absent car, really.
Posted by Saltation, 18:43, 11th August 2004:
 
that postit cartoon rawks!
Posted by zxenor, 19:00, 11th August 2004:
 
yes, yes it does

i demand more!
Posted by Sul, 17:57, 13th August 2004:
 
New one

Bowling for Truth
Posted by Saltation, 19:11, 13th August 2004:
 
heh

but wait!
we wanna voiceover!!

what's the point of us cancelling your wedding so you can spend all afternoon slaving over a hot flashpoint if you only do a half-arsed job like that. you bastard.
Posted by Brock, 19:13, 13th August 2004:
 
Ah, I see you've met Mr Sullivan, then.

;)
Posted by Sul, 19:14, 13th August 2004:
 
Golly gosh, I'm sorry, guys. I'll do a V.O. tomorrow for you.
Posted by Sul, 19:35, 13th August 2004:
 
1 V.O. Added.
Posted by Sul, 19:35, 13th August 2004:
 
I had a few minutes to spare (hur hur)
Posted by Saltation, 20:35, 13th August 2004:
 
ha!ha! i get it!!

wait. can't hear nuffink. i don't get it
Posted by jeffld, 02:09, 14th August 2004:
 
Sul: good job on the mjfucks2 page.
Posted by Sul, 14:29, 14th August 2004:
 
You may need to clear your cache or something.