Discussion » Cal, Cal, Cal!!!

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Posted by Brock, 19:46, 31st March 2004:
 
Either your life stopped when you went to Canada, or they don't let you touch keyboards, or Ludicorp are the fun police, but it has been a little light on the posting front from you, young fella-me-lad! It's not good enough!

And as for the Weblog, you haven't seemingly done or seen anything of interest for AGES!!! Come on! There are some of us that would like to know about Vancouver and all that cosmopolitan changey countries kind of stuff, you know!

Tell us something interesting!!
Posted by Uma, 20:17, 31st March 2004:
 
They are working him to the bone :(
Posted by Brock, 20:24, 31st March 2004:
 
I thought that was what you wanted to do to him.

Oh no. Hang on...
Posted by WarHead, 21:39, 31st March 2004:
 
I think he's fucking his way through all the geek girls in Canadadadada, so he could be some time.
Posted by Geekster, 21:42, 31st March 2004:
 
lol. I agree Cal needs to get that Weblog up to date! *breaks out her whip*
Posted by Perclissigi, 21:47, 31st March 2004:
 
Run Cal! Save yourself from this whip weilding maniac!
Posted by WarHead, 21:47, 31st March 2004:
 
There's nothing that makes those Yankee and Canuck girls drop their knickers faster than an English accent.

*Thinks - why don't I get a job in the colonies too?*
Posted by Perclissigi, 21:49, 31st March 2004:
 
Quiet WH! That's my secret plan! Don't give it away!
Posted by cal, 21:49, 31st March 2004:
 
meh - i don't have time at the moment to update the weblog. sal can if she likes
Posted by Sul, 21:56, 31st March 2004:
 
UPDATE THE FUCKING WEBLOG SALLY YOUNG!!!!111

that oughtta do it, glad to be of service
Posted by WarHead, 21:58, 31st March 2004:
 
meh - i don't have time at the moment to update the weblog. sal can if she likes


See!!! Too busy putting it about across the water. Put a cold flannel on it, cal, until the swelling goes down.
Posted by Gary, 22:17, 31st March 2004:
 
And whilst we're on the subject of updating, what's happened to the Unfortunate Tale? Is it being updated or what?
Posted by cal, 22:25, 31st March 2004:
 
i don't think i've had any submissions lately...
Posted by Alfie, 23:13, 31st March 2004:
 
submissions
teehee
Posted by Brock, 23:20, 31st March 2004:
 
Hahahaha!

I was toying with the idea of adding to the story, I will read and digest and see what I can do...

Unfortunately, it is directly linked to "if I can be arsed". Which is a bad thing.

:(
Posted by kaila, 23:29, 31st March 2004:
 
"There's nothing that makes those Yankee and Canuck girls
drop their knickers faster than an English accent. "

This is soooo true, but I won't tell any one if you don't ;)
I think it's the accent that gets me everytime (I'm still thinking of the last time I heard a real english accent in real life) Oh, well I'm sure if I did hear one the panties are gone, more than sure, they're fucking history!
Posted by Brock, 23:34, 31st March 2004:
 
So, erm, where did you say you lived again?

/gets travel guide and credit card out
Posted by kaila, 23:46, 31st March 2004:
 
Well, I'm not quite sure you'd want to come here. I live in BFE
Posted by Brock, 23:47, 31st March 2004:
 
wtf does that mean?
Posted by kaila, 23:49, 31st March 2004:
 
Bum Fuck Egypt.
Posted by kaila, 23:54, 31st March 2004:
 
Bum Fuck Egypt is a lovely term coined by the good ol' boys who live here meaning you live in the boonies, boon docks, you know the country
Posted by Brock, 23:56, 31st March 2004:
 
That's fucking ace! I read that 3 times before I realised that it wasn't Sul that had posted "Bum Fuck Egypt".

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!1111

My brain just wouldn't believe it!
Posted by kaila, 23:58, 31st March 2004:
 
For some reason I don't think you think it's funny at all. And I am serious, although you won't know what I'm talking about, I have attended many parties on 619 (BFE), Blue Mountain (BFE, Apple Mountain (BFE), the Shores, the Farms, I surrounded by FUCKING mountains, fields and grass. Grass should be the fucking state flower!
Posted by Brock, 00:00, 1st April 2004:
 
Ok. Now I am confused...
Posted by kaila, 00:03, 1st April 2004:
 
Where I live- I live in Virginia in a butthole town called Front Royal. RT 619 is just out of Front Royal along with Blue Mountain, Apple Mountain, Shenandoah Shores, and Shenandoah Farms. Its basically a big mountain with different names, they aren't seperate towns, just like divisions or something. It's all country.
Posted by Sul, 00:08, 1st April 2004:
 
Me? I couldve come up with something better than that.... But now I'm on the spot :(
Posted by kaila, 00:10, 1st April 2004:
 
Fuck you, BFE IS ace and I wrote it first

no offence
Posted by WarHead, 00:57, 1st April 2004:
 
Er, I don't get the idea behind BFE - I mean, it doesn't relate to where you actually are.
Posted by kaila, 01:02, 1st April 2004:
 
Okay, In egypt, you are surrounded by nothing but sand. If you just wonder out into the desert there is nothing but sand. It's basically the same here, 'cept your surrounded by trees. There's nothing here. Just houses and a whole lotta trees. It's just something the people around here made up. It doesn't go with the words but thats what it means, your out in the middle of no-where.
Posted by ell, 05:25, 1st April 2004:
 
Sal only just got back from New York this morning, someone prod her into updating, if only to show off her swanky new toy.
Posted by cal, 05:52, 1st April 2004:
 
ahhh, of course. i knew that :/
Posted by WarHead, 09:03, 1st April 2004:
 
Thanks kaila - another bit of life's mystery is no longer a mystery.