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Posted by Perclissigi, 09:49, 1st April 2004:
 
Has anyone seen any good April fools yet?
Or even better, has anyone fallen for any?
Posted by Brock, 09:50, 1st April 2004:
 
I'm looking at one...

:)
Posted by Uma, 09:53, 1st April 2004:
 
I wanted to tell everyone at work I was pregnant; and could i have the maternity leave...but they'll all laugh themselves silly :(

I did get this which I thought was quite funny

file.sugarqube.com/Cards/jblo_TheWormGam...

sorry I know it's terrible. I like the expressions on his face though
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:53, 1st April 2004:
 
Brock: Stop looking in the mirror then.
Posted by Brock, 09:55, 1st April 2004:
 
I find the 'replay' button on that a sick idea...

Hahahaha!
Posted by Perclissigi, 09:55, 1st April 2004:
 
Uma: Good morning!
Posted by Uma, 09:59, 1st April 2004:
 
Morning sweetpea :)
Posted by WarHead, 10:01, 1st April 2004:
 
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

LMAO
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:04, 1st April 2004:
 
God-dammit, that doesnt work on the college computers.
I'll have to see it when i get home. Oooh, i've got an exam at 1:00 today... :S
Posted by Uma, 10:07, 1st April 2004:
 
Good luck for that, Perc :) I'm off now, people. I better do some wek. (That was for you WarHead, sweety ♥)
Posted by Perclissigi, 10:10, 1st April 2004:
 
Ok, well, take care Uma, don't let work get you down, and i'll mail ya later, when i get home!
Thanks for the good luck ;) I'll do my best!
Posted by WarHead, 10:50, 1st April 2004:
 
Wek? Africaans? Or how folk in Weatherfield say, 'work'?
Posted by Uma, 12:38, 1st April 2004:
 
Afrikaans. No, some of the black people here pronounce it 'wek' yes, meaning work. English is so strange, I mean we should really say wurk because work doesn't sound like dork. Never mind...you can understand people getting confused with English is all I'm trying to say
Posted by Uma, 12:52, 1st April 2004:
 
...consequently I never laugh at people who can't speak it properly
Posted by Brock, 12:53, 1st April 2004:
 
I do.

That may not come as a surprise to any of you. :)
Posted by Rosie, 12:54, 1st April 2004:
 
nope
Posted by Brock, 12:55, 1st April 2004:
 
(Sometimes I point too. My bad)
Posted by Uma, 12:59, 1st April 2004:
 
You shouldna laugh bocos you don't talk it proper your ownself
Posted by Brock, 12:59, 1st April 2004:
 
'appen.
Posted by Brock, 13:07, 1st April 2004:
 
For reference, I don't mean foreigners who can't speak it properly, I mean English people (like Northerners/East Anglians). Oh. And you better include Yanks, that is the exception to the foreigners bit.

Especially Yanks, actually.
Posted by WarHead, 13:09, 1st April 2004:
 
Northerners??? Fuck off you southern nancy twat.
Posted by Brock, 13:11, 1st April 2004:
 
Hahahahaha!!!!

Chain succesfully tugged...

2 minute response time? Not bad.
Posted by WarHead, 13:13, 1st April 2004:
 
You will pay for that, monkey brains. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but in the fullness of time. Keep looking over your shoulder. And it was after mid-day, so it ain't a valid April Fool trick.



So ner.
Posted by Brock, 13:19, 1st April 2004:
 
Hadn't noticed the thread title, actually, so it was a coincidence.

Booger. As they say oop North.
Posted by Grim..., 16:36, 1st April 2004:
 
www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html
Posted by Grim..., 17:26, 1st April 2004:
 
and www.bash.org/
Posted by zxenor, 17:28, 1st April 2004:
 
my nomination for best 2004 april fool's page:

www.2600.com
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:41, 1st April 2004:
 
"Grim..., 16:36 01 April 2004 :
www.google.com/jobs/lunar_job.html"

You eejit! Gareth started a thread about this! D'oh!
Posted by Orinoco, 18:39, 1st April 2004:
 
Meridian news just did a story on a new substance discovered by a scientist in the region called Lirpa 1 (or is that lirpA?) which you can mix with water apply to something then make it change colour by sending an electric impulse through it.

Quite nicely done, I thought.
Posted by Grim..., 09:47, 2nd April 2004:
 
Give a fuck.
Posted by Brock, 09:49, 2nd April 2004:
 
You smooth bastard.

I shall steal that chat up line forthwith!
Posted by Grim..., 17:22, 2nd April 2004:
 
Here's a good chat-up line:

Excuse me, but does this hanky smell of ethanol?
Posted by Perclissigi, 21:19, 2nd April 2004:
 
Edit- FUCK!!!
Posted by Perclissigi, 21:20, 2nd April 2004:
 
"organize all the useful information in the universe and serve it to you on a lightly salted cracker."
Why does that sound like something from HHGG?
Posted by Uma, 21:24, 2nd April 2004:
 
Perc! :) ola!

all of that would fit onto one grain of the salt with many miles to spare
Posted by Perclissigi, 21:27, 2nd April 2004:
 
Hehehehe *inane giggling*
Sorry, heavy night "celebrating" the exam last night. Only just go back :S How are you?
Can I also say "BOO!" to Kaila! Did you finish writing that thing you were supposed to? Did you have a REALLY bad hangover?
Posted by Uma, 21:41, 2nd April 2004:
 
perci, come on over here and let me smell your breath.


you're still pissed aren't you?
Posted by Perclissigi, 21:44, 2nd April 2004:
 
Not as such....
Isn't it funny how "Just a couple of beers" can turn into a whole night out, ending up outside a late-licence bar at 1:30 in the morning, with about 30 other people, all beatboxing, rapping REALLY badly, and doing Justin Timberlake dancing...Then a house party until 5... Then back to my mates house to watch movies until it got light, then sleeping, then waking up and going "meh" for the rest of the day. SO now i'm just a little wired.
Posted by Uma, 21:45, 2nd April 2004:
 
Yeah, I had a vision of you staggering as you said that^ up there...
Posted by Uma, 21:48, 2nd April 2004:
 
...but you sound like you had fun! I'm off to bed now. I'm old...I need my sleep
Posted by Perclissigi, 21:48, 2nd April 2004:
 
Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Music Uni is the best. Nearly everyone on the course rocks! They are such a bunch of cool people. Apart from Eel-Boy..
/runs and hides
Posted by Perclissigi, 21:48, 2nd April 2004:
 
Sweet dreams Uma! I'm guessing you're the only one around so i guess i'll be going too!
TTFN
Posted by Sul, 00:27, 3rd April 2004:
 
You think YOU'VE had it weird? I ended up at a house party where some germans were ballroom dancing to The Smiths. That's a strange night out.
Posted by Sul, 00:28, 3rd April 2004:
 
Not tonight. This was a while ago now.
Posted by Sul, 00:36, 3rd April 2004:
 
I didnt dream it.
Posted by Sul, 00:37, 3rd April 2004:
 
Honest.
Posted by Uncle Moc, 00:12, 4th April 2004:
 
I'm still surprised at eel-boy. What the heck did he go wrong?
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:53, 4th April 2004:
 
If you know the band creed, imagine the lead singer singing this:
#He's just a lonely eel-boy,
Trying to slither his way through life,
He's got his easy-wipe pants on,
So he can do anything he likes.#