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Posted by Uma, 16:59, 1st April 2004:
 
Darlin! Nice to see YOU here!
Posted by Brock, 17:01, 1st April 2004:
 
Yeah. Way to go Uma!

See, I think it would have been crazy to have put it in as an intro, so she could have replied...

/smacks head
Posted by Uma, 17:01, 1st April 2004:
 
...Shit. Should have been an intro. Fuckwit that i am...
Posted by Brock, 17:02, 1st April 2004:
 
yup.

;)
Posted by Uma, 17:03, 1st April 2004:
 
To my credit, at least I noticed it at the same time you did. I'm improving. Normally that would have taken me three days to grasp...
Posted by Uma, 17:09, 1st April 2004:
 
..and she's gone! She hates us!
Posted by Brock, 17:10, 1st April 2004:
 
You, sweetie, you.

She was here till you started to talk to her...

;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:11, 1st April 2004:
 
Who is Kallese?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:12, 1st April 2004:
 
"My milkshake brings all the boys from the yard"?
Posted by Sul, 17:13, 1st April 2004:
 
I havent really listened to that song properly. Is she on about her minge?
Posted by Uma, 17:14, 1st April 2004:
 
I'm very upset. She's my hero.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:15, 1st April 2004:
 
Sul: It's either her fanny acid, or she's talking about handjobs/titwanks.
Posted by Sul, 17:15, 1st April 2004:
 
Uma: What? Like Spiderman or The Punisher?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:16, 1st April 2004:
 
Her posts make me think her hero *is* The Punisher ;)
Posted by Uma, 17:18, 1st April 2004:
 
:'(

(arseflabby)
Posted by Sul, 17:18, 1st April 2004:
 
AP: Ahh. Yes that makes sense. Milkshake. Shouldve picked up on that innuendo.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:21, 1st April 2004:
 
"(arseflabby)"

Holy shit that was a low blow!!!111

*thud*
Posted by Uma, 17:23, 1st April 2004:
 
It's as low as I can blow
Posted by Brock, 17:24, 1st April 2004:
 
On your knees...
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:24, 1st April 2004:
 
There's a thought...
Posted by Uma, 17:25, 1st April 2004:
 
You should be so lucky. I play the saxophone
Posted by Brock, 17:26, 1st April 2004:
 
Nah. That'd put me off. Can't you just go "mmmmm" during it instead?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:26, 1st April 2004:
 
I hate the saxophone :(
Posted by Uma, 17:28, 1st April 2004:
 
No class...
Posted by Uma, 17:28, 1st April 2004:
 
BTW, this is Kallese
---------------------------------------------
Madame

I am Madame Mephistophila
Tenacious, repacious...
Envious and vain
I hide behind my iron mask
To hide this cherub pain

Her limbs are crested gold and red
Regal and secure
They lash about like shrapnel birds
Intent on being heard

She hides between two crevices
One stone and one of blood
She'll offer you a heart of gold
And fill your mouth with mud

So wary well and tarry there
Within your crystal shell
Hands of aid mean nothing here...
She'll drag you down to Hell.

She is Madame Mephistophila
Tenacious, repacious...
Envious and vain
She's kept behind a selfish mask
To hide such beautiful pain

by: Kallese
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:30, 1st April 2004:
 
The sax is (IMHO) awful, just reminds me of terrible lift music/cocktail party music/ etc. Kenny G and Candy Doufler need a kick up the bum for their sins. 98% of saxophone music is gash-ola - FACT.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:30, 1st April 2004:
 
"I hate you so-much-right-now!

ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHH!"
Posted by Brock, 17:31, 1st April 2004:
 
Candy Doulfer was fit, though.
Posted by Uma, 17:31, 1st April 2004:
 
I hate Kenny G too *shudder*
Posted by Uma, 17:32, 1st April 2004:
 
"I hate you so-much-right-now!

ARRRRRRRRRRRGHHH!"


?????????????????????
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:32, 1st April 2004:
 
Yeah she was/is Brock. She's now a member of Prince's New Power Generation, but despite that I still don't care for the sax. Ditto all wind instruments really, I guess.
Posted by Brock, 17:33, 1st April 2004:
 
Uma: It was Kallese' first single.

Big fan, are you?
Posted by Uma, 17:33, 1st April 2004:
 
"The sax is (IMHO) awful, just reminds me of terrible lift music/cocktail party music/ etc. Kenny G and Candy Doufler need a kick up the bum for their sins. 98% of saxophone music is gash-ola - FACT"

What about Pink Floyd? That's very nice.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:33, 1st April 2004:
 
Bah! I've run out of Kelis lyrics
Posted by Brock, 17:34, 1st April 2004:
 
/smacks head
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:34, 1st April 2004:
 
What about Pink Floyd?
Posted by Brock, 17:35, 1st April 2004:
 
What about the Bollocks?
Posted by Brock, 17:35, 1st April 2004:
 
What about a nice cup of tea?
Posted by Uma, 17:35, 1st April 2004:
 
The sax in their music is very nice. I think. (MHO)
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:35, 1st April 2004:
 
FUCKING CURTIS CUNTING STEIGERS!!
Posted by Brock, 17:35, 1st April 2004:
 
What about a nice walk in the park?
Posted by Uma, 17:36, 1st April 2004:
 
What if I kick you both up your flabby arses? ;)
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:36, 1st April 2004:
 
Don't mind Courtney Pine though.
Posted by Brock, 17:36, 1st April 2004:
 
AP: I believe that is his full, christened name, yes. Good trivia knowledge, there.
Posted by Uma, 17:47, 1st April 2004:
 
god, can you imagine if i admit i played the recorder at school?
/such shame
Posted by jeffld, 17:56, 1st April 2004:
 
what about Shania Twain?
Posted by Brock, 18:12, 1st April 2004:
 
Well. I'd shag her. So if you're busy, maybe I could fill in for you.

I'll check my diary.
Posted by Uma, 18:24, 1st April 2004:
 
Is that all women are to you? Shag/No Shag?

;)
Posted by Brock, 18:28, 1st April 2004:
 
She's canadian, for fucks sake. What do you reckon the chances of a worthwhile conversation are?

"Eh?" "Aboot?" "The Americans are mean to us, we have a big country too, you know" etc.
Posted by Uma, 18:35, 1st April 2004:
 
Bigot
Posted by Brock, 18:40, 1st April 2004:
 
"bigoted" adjective
having such strong opinions about race, religion, or politics that you are unwilling to listen to anyone else's opinions

Harsh, Uma. I listen to other peoples opinions, I just take the piss out of people for any number of reasons. Nationality is just another reason that is fair game to me. Anyway, it really winds up people like you, so it can't be all that bad!!

(anyway, "Canadian" isn't a race, Doofus, so it was totally irrelevant as an insult anyway :p )
Posted by Uma, 18:43, 1st April 2004:
 
"people like you"

that sounds a bit like YOU PEOPLE

Bigot!

;)
Posted by Brock, 18:44, 1st April 2004:
 
/bends over and proffers bare arse, whilst making *kissy* noises
Posted by Brock, 18:44, 1st April 2004:
 
Anyway, I've always thought that the "You" race were wankers.
Posted by Uma, 18:47, 1st April 2004:
 
"bends over and proffers bare arse"

hmmmmm. (*you* people)
Posted by Brock, 18:48, 1st April 2004:
 
Don't give me that crap. You love it.
Posted by Uma, 18:50, 1st April 2004:
 
Si
Posted by Brock, 18:52, 1st April 2004:
 
Yes?

Only 1 or maybe 2 on here will know why that is funny...
Posted by Kallese, 22:17, 1st April 2004:
 
Can we talk about me again?
Posted by WarHead, 22:21, 1st April 2004:
 
Certainly darling. How's life, the universe and everything from your perspective?
Posted by Brock, 23:34, 1st April 2004:
 
Blimey. That was succesful. You must be right Warhead. I really should be in awe of your power over women.
Posted by WarHead, 23:45, 1st April 2004:
 
I must be losing me touch.
Posted by Brock, 23:50, 1st April 2004:
 
Maybe you spend too much time perfecting your 'touch' and less time paying the ladies attention...


Hmmmmm. How's your eyesight?
Posted by WarHead, 00:08, 2nd April 2004:
 
Fine, except for reading. Getting a bit short sited now.
Posted by Kallese, 00:37, 2nd April 2004:
 
Funny, from where I sit, perfecting one's 'touch' would be perfect attention for a lady.
Posted by cal, 01:48, 2nd April 2004:
 
brock was implying that the touching was of the wrong person. you know, himself
Posted by Kallese, 02:17, 2nd April 2004:
 
I'm a voyeur.
Posted by Brock, 09:25, 2nd April 2004:
 
Just to clarify cal's point, that was as in Warhead touching Warhead. Not him touching me.

Glad we got that cleared up. So to speak.