Discussion » Welcome Kallese My Darling?

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Posted by Uma, 17:02, 1st April 2004:
 
Sorry sweetpea. I'm slow.
Posted by Brock, 17:03, 1st April 2004:
 
And rough on punctuation.
Posted by Uma, 17:04, 1st April 2004:
 
How so?
Posted by Brock, 17:07, 1st April 2004:
 
The title, miss edit-pants.

Comma after Kallese, maybe? And why is it a question? Are you questioning her name, or the fact that she is welcome? Oh, and too many capital letters.

I'm only being an arse cos you tried to be smart...

;p
Posted by Brock, 17:10, 1st April 2004:
 
Christ that must have been the dullest post I have ever done.

Sorry, every one. I will go to "Fuck up tolerance school".

/slaps hands
Posted by Uma, 17:12, 1st April 2004:
 
I didn't know whether it would allow me the same title in a different section. You should apologise just to me. 'twas me you was rude to.
Posted by Brock, 17:18, 1st April 2004:
 
I thought you liked the idea of me being rude to you...
;)
Posted by Uma, 17:22, 1st April 2004:
 
Si. Si.
Posted by Brock, 17:25, 1st April 2004:
 
Va Bene! Tu parle la bella lingua?

Excellente, mia amora!
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:26, 1st April 2004:
 
Pasta.
Posted by Brock, 17:31, 1st April 2004:
 
Carbonara
Posted by Geekster, 18:12, 1st April 2004:
 
YAY! Welcome Kallese! Kallese is mine! muhahahahahhah
Posted by Uma, 18:16, 1st April 2004:
 
she was here, geekster, i swear, but left before she saw my welcome banner (i think)
:(
Posted by Brock, 18:18, 1st April 2004:
 
'because'

(she thinks you're a stalker, I reckons)
Posted by Uma, 18:21, 1st April 2004:
 
Oh yeah, that
Posted by Uma, 18:22, 1st April 2004:
 
BTW Brock, did you get yourself an Italian girlfriend while you were there?
Posted by Brock, 18:23, 1st April 2004:
 
Who me?

*grins*
Posted by Uma, 18:23, 1st April 2004:
 
Fess Up!
Posted by Uma, 18:26, 1st April 2004:
 
I'll have to try and keep this thread fresh until she comes back...
Posted by Brock, 18:31, 1st April 2004:
 
Not the chattiest little chicken is she?

and Uma: Strictly speaking she was English, but had lived in Italy for 8 years. Does that count?
Posted by Kallese, 18:32, 1st April 2004:
 
"WHELP! You've done it!" Kallese says, being extra careful with her punctuation and grammar.

I am not a duck.
Posted by Brock, 18:34, 1st April 2004:
 
*Phew* that's a relief.

The last thing we need on here is another bloody duck.

"Quack bloody quack" and all that.

Oh. And don't worry, I only pick on the people that are either cheeky, or who pick on me first!

:D
Posted by Kallese, 18:34, 1st April 2004:
 
and I don't make god-damned milkshakes.
Posted by Brock, 18:34, 1st April 2004:
 
I'm not really a completely pedantic bastard, I was just feeling extra picky today!
Posted by Brock, 18:35, 1st April 2004:
 
Normal ones? Or just some of the ones we were mentioning up there^
Posted by Uma, 18:37, 1st April 2004:
 
Welcome Kallese :D
Posted by Uma, 18:39, 1st April 2004:
 
It does count Brock. What happened then, you left her broken hearted in Italy? Bastard.
Posted by Brock, 18:41, 1st April 2004:
 
After I left, she went back to her husband.
Posted by Uma, 18:44, 1st April 2004:
 
I think you better make those letters even smaller. Shame on you!
Posted by Brock, 18:45, 1st April 2004:
 
Why? I wasn't bloody married! Therefore, technically, I didn't do anything wrong.
Posted by Uma, 18:48, 1st April 2004:
 
OK, no pisstaking. Did you have an affair in Italy?
Posted by Brock, 18:52, 1st April 2004:
 
Yup.

My bad.

;)
Posted by Kallese, 18:52, 1st April 2004:
 
Hasn't everyone had an affair in Italy?

l'amour, my dear...l'amour. Or is that France.
Posted by Uma, 18:53, 1st April 2004:
 
I'll have to get your answer at home Brockles. I'm off there now...chat later...byeeeeeee
Posted by Brock, 18:53, 1st April 2004:
 
Isn't that what soldiers wear, Kallese?

(or them big wooly horse/cow things from Nepal, maybe?)
Posted by Kallese, 19:39, 1st April 2004:
 
flak off.
Posted by Kallese, 19:41, 1st April 2004:
 
So...who holds the keys to the city around this place? I heard the Canadian Mounted Police has Cal...
Posted by Brock, 20:04, 1st April 2004:
 
No. Cal got cheeky, and was mounted by the police was what I heard.
Posted by Uma, 20:05, 1st April 2004:
 
Uh Uh. Just Ludicorp working him to the bone! :(
but he seems to be having fun, so it's okay :)
Posted by Uma, 20:06, 1st April 2004:
 
Brock, we have guests!
Posted by cal, 20:06, 1st April 2004:
 
kallese is approved now
Posted by Uma, 20:06, 1st April 2004:
 
Sorry kallese, we usually keep him in the cellar. Don't know how he got out...
Posted by Brock, 20:08, 1st April 2004:
 
Hello Cal. Can you sit down ok yet?
Posted by Brock, 20:21, 1st April 2004:
 
Sheesh. He's too important and international and all that to respond to simple insults these days :(

Still, at least he approved Kallese. I'd have approved her just for the Duck comment.


(It's been said before that I'm easily pleased, though)
Posted by WarHead, 22:17, 1st April 2004:
 
Welcome Kallese.

That's it. No snide comments, no witty comeback to anything anyone else said. Just a simple welcome.
Posted by friday, 07:31, 2nd April 2004:
 
Hello
Posted by Rosie, 09:24, 2nd April 2004:
 
YAY!! Hiya friday - how are you?
Posted by foggie, 13:45, 4th April 2004:
 
You seek them here you seek them ther But they are all on Flickr now
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:58, 4th April 2004:
 
Brock: "Oh. And don't worry, I only pick on the people that are either cheeky, or who pick on me first!"
Where do i fall then? :p
Posted by Brock, 14:15, 4th April 2004:
 
There has to be an exception to every rule.

Bitch.