Posted by
cal, 22:31, 1st April 2004:
FEBRUARY
Doc: February 2004 SMS Round Up.
rana/rana_furrakh@hotmail.com/00923006680359: hhhhhhhhhhh
919810275001: hai
anon: Cal you're a sweetie!
jeff: ooh wimpy! my dad worked in the first ever wimpy bar - FACT.
jeff: i went home from work at 3 today and have been asleep ever since - FACT
Rosie: Cal I'm so bored at work. I hate selling headsets. Where is everyone today? I think I need a new job...
0790250237: ello
u suk: hi this is crap were r the pics
g.a thats all i can say: a peach is a peach a plum is a plum a kiss ain't a kiss unless you got some toungue! so opn yo mouth and close yo eyes now give yo tounge sum excersise!
Uma: Have a great trip tomorrow Cal, and all the best for the conference! Love Uma
tina tinadrury498@hotmail.com: mexicans wears hats. cars live in trees and eat pencils. meattie is a girl that has two arms
One sorry motherfucker (Sul): I forgot to send birthday love. Sorry mate. I'm such a cunt. (PS I only sent this message so I could be on the next SMS rundown)
Dani: hey
jamie: hi
04528298375: kdkksdksodsoidkkkkddddddddddddkkkkkkkkkkkkk
+4528298375: tere musirull!ma teen väikse katse...panen pirukasse muna....
Uma: Hope you are having a good time! Love, Uma
anon: i dont smoke
Uma: Good morning, my sweet. Did you sleep well?
anon: where are the hot chicks
Dolores Luxedo: Because blend KFC would be madness!
Mary, Mary, it's roast chicken monday (doc): Down a bit! Down a bit! Not too far! Not too far! CURSE YOU! TOO FAR!
cuff: high insight is a wonderful thing.how quickly we forget sadams war crimes
Syl: Good Morning! : )
maz/07818696264: just new on net+can't find an answer 2 my life.need someone 2 chat with
aassddff522@hotmail.com: free sex
saima: Gasp, I'm not approved for membership! What is this silliness, that I, saima, member for bloomin' ages need approval? Pah!
friday: Happy Valentines :-)
friday: I like honey
012-9169325: hao
stella stella @Yahoo .com: I love all of your commodies and I will always do
mikenmarlene@juno.com: I think it is wrong and immoral. Anyone who has morals and believes in God would not go to one!!!
Mr_Nishi@hotmail.com: Gawd damn it, finally I am irk'd. I haven't been able to post on iamcal in ages. Are there any problems with using Opera or is it just my connectiong sucking ALOT.... knowing my luck this isn't even going to work. Anyways have a better day than mine.
mr_nishi@hotmail.com: Whups, hasty like a hobbit, sorry about complaints it has worked, yes....w00t..erm...*coff* yes, excellent..
Torturaren Aurkako Taldea: HELP THE BASQUE PEOPLE!!! STOP THE TORTURE!
www.stoptortura.com/index.php?newlang=en... (sent 66 times in the course of 3 minutes)
kassme_al: i love you
Saima: Cal, that wasn't me in topic 3742!!! Damn those who look to tarnish my good reputation.
Even Mightier Vic: That Brock is a big sunglasses wearing, peanut-headed, indecisive-about-phones Mincer eh?
Chris (doc): Virgin Megastore, eh? Bastards?
chris: it's nearly time for the Feb round up and i haven't said anything stoopid yet.. oops, too late...
Abe Frohman (doc): Holy Fuck Batman! I'd better get myself on the Feb round-up.
Uma: Hello you!
Andy "Doc" Eltone (doc): Bob Dylan rocks harder than anyone else!!
Chris "Lucid" Clark (doc): the circular benches, oxfam, the abbey flyer, the top of the clock tower, the olive market stall, the 'six for £1' lighter market stall, creme eggs, the glittery bracelet market stall, the chain market stall, grasshopper, the station, abbey view road, the bricky, the walls round clarence park, the walled garden
Buffy Summers: Hi I've got 57 horses i'm 24 happy and smilly live on 269x245km farm
ali 0300-9475685: hi , how are u ?
Amber: help with tiles and rats
08033083940: hello. its sami.
211698: hi im ema
096277403100: HI
Lec (doc): C:\Documents and Settings\Administrator\My Documents\My Pictures\gloopy%20friends_0412.jpg
ller$$ ex montorss (doc): "or to quote Brick "READ MORE THREADS!"" She totally just called Brock Brick. Hahahah.
anon: i am so depresses i want to die and kill myself, what should i do?
Uma: Hello gorgeous
Doctor Lucid: and the micriphone and benny and the whole enjgine comes out of the car and michel jhackson and grim and cal and beargood and friday are all on a leather rug
taianna369@yahoo.com: i am searching for those who follow satan
650276029: añojdas
8184703518: biatch!!
november eclectica: enjoy your weekend. I am studying.
03009493272: hello
syl: Ciao, cara
RINALDY/rinaldy@mail.bg/+35973850576: Hi I`m from Bulgariq it`s very small country but hire is very beautiful. I want to knew something about working in GRAMPION COMPANY. There have to pak chicken, if someone of yours know something pls tell my!!! I would be very happy
charlemange.fezza@verizon.net: Hello. I sent some money to B3TA.com via Paypal 2/27 and I wanted to know if it was recieved ok. I don't have an icon next to my username (Hamtaro). The Paypal buyer name was Mitchell Kesner. The trans# 57W19251FK4125444
michelle.carroll@state.sa.gov.au: Hi Cal - Michelle from sunny australia here - just thought I'd say hi!
MARCH
RINALDY: What`s up guys!
lana lambert: i think boys should respect us girls coz u know what they say u cant live wid them and u cant live with out them so pay attension
lana lambert: cal would u plz wright back what i sent u thankyou
lesha enance@bellsouth.net 229-271-8765: blank
lesha enance@bellsouth.net: do you have a real big cock that i can suck
KEVIN: HIS NOSE IS UGLY
CANDACE 762-3121: HIS NOSE IS UGLY
07900297606: Hi who is this cuz i've hears ur fit!
jeff: so does this work anymore? or did you switch to a cheaper canadian phone?! xxx
712926: your dead im back angela
kelly: smoking iz gay dnt do it ppl only mack m8z from smokin=g it iz not kool at all
bonnsu: i juts only for a short period but i knew it has something new. i wish i will spend more time in future with the iamcal.com many thanks for friday to introduce this site, bonnsu.
foggie@fogieslot.com: Fantastic site. fast replies to my messages. foggie
tery/ganzo333@yahoo.com/2348023893543: hi wat up
cal: testing the new number
jelly belly: buffles went to school
Victoria: What r some of the side effects caused by the depo shot?
Victorial88@yahoo.com: What r some of the side effects caused by the depo shot?/
Kristine, kmauckcs@netscape,net, 1-540-622-2913(US#): your site rox
baby_girl18_5@hotmail.com: hey is this em just wahted u to write a song about me i want be asinger like u dude your i love u em your cool the song can be about a girl trying to fit in somin like taht k if u can i would buy it dude stay cool man
*nigerian spam removed*
BXBORICUA71: ISHETGL. HINT:CRAFTY
LD ldbeats@yahoo.com: im trying to get in contact with quik to do a song for my album quik no's me keep it compton.
Brock: Woohooo! If this is going to you in Canada, it's going to cost you a fortune! Hahaha. Sorry!
oystergirl12: i luv u baby i am. 22 and you r the most sexies guy ever do it with me now everyday baby see ya love youuuuuuuuuuuu
oystergirl12: can i have sex
0419174043: hey hottie wanna date
amy: can u help me by writting me a poem that rhymes about a man named Anthony york that was born in 1964 and had 5 kids please help
What up: What up
amanda anubis377@hotmail.com (250)642-2545: heyheyheyhey so i dunnn y im sending this email but hey well i gotta peace so ya peace
wsbigbrother@aol.com: can u tell me how i can em micheal jackon, or connetct me the person who can make this happen...very important to me...Will
babar_uvas@yahoo.com: i want to talk
Will Smith/ wsbigbrother@aol.com: I would like to send Micheal Jackson an EM. Can you tell me how to make this possible?
corey: I like this girl but I'm to shy to ask her out and how to over come it.
9269674: I LOVE U
hilaal_71@hotmail.com: i love you
kai: oi, handsome fellow
Becca: Bpp!