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Posted by meandyou, 08:36, 5th April 2004:
 
wanna chat with me .........i m 20 m from india
Posted by Brock, 09:25, 5th April 2004:
 
20 metres? Blimey! Is that your height?

Or maybe even your length?

Good gracious, that's a whopper!

(wrong site, dude)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 09:37, 5th April 2004:
 
Why do you think it's a bloke?
It could be some cock-hungry Indian call-center slut.
Posted by Brock, 11:06, 5th April 2004:
 
I dunno. It has the desperate kind of forwardness of a lonely bloke really. That obviously hasn't worked out that that approach only works with hookers.
Posted by Sul, 11:11, 5th April 2004:
 
Really?! *makes notes*
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:29, 5th April 2004:
 
And it's grammatically poor, (she?) obviously meant you and I.
Posted by Brock, 11:31, 5th April 2004:
 
I don't care what they meant "You and I" ain't never gonna get it on, I can assure you of that!
Posted by Brock, 11:33, 5th April 2004:
 
*sings*
You and me,
me and you,
lots and lots,
of things to do,
doo-dooo, doo-dooo

etc.
Posted by Sul, 12:07, 5th April 2004:
 
hehe, look at the strapline
Posted by Brock, 12:16, 5th April 2004:
 
*snigger*

Top banana.
Posted by WarHead, 13:22, 5th April 2004:
 
It's not ALWAYS funny. The last 4 seconds tend to be very serious indeed.
Posted by Brock, 13:28, 5th April 2004:
 
last 4?

Show off.
Posted by cal, 18:05, 5th April 2004:
 
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by BADGER OVERLORD, 01:04, 12th April 2004:
 
Well if it ain't slower than Google ya doin' summat wrong bwoy!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:45, 12th April 2004:
 
Beargod?
Posted by tommorris, 10:55, 12th April 2004:
 
a/s/l? - yuck. creeps. is this the price you pay for a popular website?
Posted by Mzz Phatt Azz, 16:41, 12th April 2004:
 
All you guys need to get in on what this subject is all about. Its about Sex! You all need to get down and dirty and ask how good was it or things like was it bad and how do you like it. Talk about how it felt the first time. Come on and get down wit yo bad self.
Posted by Sul, 16:44, 12th April 2004:
 
*Deidre quaked in her boots as she read Da Bad Ass Gazette agony aunts new column.*
Posted by Perclissigi, 17:02, 12th April 2004:
 
Oooh, ooh, look! Substituting "f" with "ph" (as well as "t" with "tt" and "s" with "z")
Wow, that's new. Haven't seen anything like that before.
Posted by tommorris, 23:31, 12th April 2004:
 
Next they'll start substituting numbers for letters and mentioning that they "0wnz0r" us.
Posted by Perclissigi, 23:39, 12th April 2004:
 
OMG! LOL! ROFL! That would be like, so phucking kewl!
Posted by heathersoso, 14:47, 13th April 2004:
 
looking for you
Posted by WarHead, 22:22, 13th April 2004:
 
who is?
Posted by hi, 02:07, 14th April 2004:
 
do u have hot chick pics
Posted by Sul, 07:58, 14th April 2004:
 
Posted by tommorris, 09:45, 14th April 2004:
 
Hot chicks with haemorrhoids coming right up...
Posted by Roshan, 15:01, 14th April 2004:
 
If it were possible to laugh any harder after reading some of this stuff I would burst (like the guy from monty python's the meaning of life..... (?)...anyway. This is just what I needed. Its my birthday tomorrow and I've been getting worked up all week. Forgive me for straying from the topic a little, (newcomer nerves) um let me see.....sex....um.......gee....where to start.....I like it...? hows that?
Posted by Alfie, 16:07, 14th April 2004:
 
Mr Creosote