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Posted by figroll, 22:05, 5th April 2004:
 
I've stopped smoking today. I have also brushed up on my grammar and punctuation, thanks to the ever helpful and friendly Brock. Creep creep!!!

Any suggestions to keep me sane during this troubled and desperate time.
Posted by WarHead, 22:43, 5th April 2004:
 
Take up serial masturbation. It will relieve the stress and give you an aerobic workout.
Posted by kaila, 22:50, 5th April 2004:
 
is wylie coyote involved in this too?
Posted by Sul, 22:52, 5th April 2004:
 
So thats why I havent had a heart attack yet
Posted by kaila, 22:54, 5th April 2004:
 
yeah, you know that whole "apple-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away"
thing, is sort of interchangable with "polish-one-off-a-day"
Posted by figroll, 23:29, 5th April 2004:
 
I already have a chronic masterbation habit. Good suggestion though Warhead.
Posted by WarHead, 23:41, 5th April 2004:
 
Don't use Wylie Coyote; you need the exercise. Figroll: you can't 'overdo it.' FACT

You can make it sore though.
Posted by figroll, 00:03, 6th April 2004:
 
Wylie Coyote? I am confused.
Posted by figroll, 01:10, 6th April 2004:
 
I take it back. I understand the Coyote reference fully now. I'm sure toothpaste and a brush would make my langer very sore. I'll rely on old dependable Pamela.
Posted by WarHead, 08:55, 6th April 2004:
 
well don't use the toothpaste then, wombat!
Posted by Miki, 08:59, 6th April 2004:
 
Good morning WH
and welcome figroll

Cal will you approve figroll ? He's funny and he's nasty to Brock :D
Posted by Brock, 09:04, 6th April 2004:
 
Miki: Bollocks.

;)
Posted by Miki, 09:07, 6th April 2004:
 
I'm a girl, I have no bollocks :P
Posted by Brock, 09:11, 6th April 2004:
 
I thought you had a timeshare on a pair. Or so I hear.
Posted by Miki, 09:23, 6th April 2004:
 
true :D
Posted by WarHead, 13:58, 6th April 2004:
 
Good afternoon Miki.

Timeshare bollocks!!! What will they think of next?
Posted by Miki, 14:01, 6th April 2004:
 
good afternoon sir
yes timeshare, I only get to play with them on weekends and special occasions
Posted by WarHead, 14:10, 6th April 2004:
 
I guess that's better than nothing.

Now, I must away and do more work.

Abientot.
Posted by figroll, 16:26, 6th April 2004:
 
Thank you Miki. I must go relieve some stress.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:33, 6th April 2004:
 
masterbate?
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:46, 6th April 2004:
 
alanbates?
Posted by Alfie, 16:55, 6th April 2004:
 
normanbates?

etc
Posted by figroll, 17:12, 6th April 2004:
 
fishbait???? or have I lost the plot???