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Posted by sexislife1, 11:35, 7th April 2004:
 
hi, i'm handsome single enjoy sexy fun would like to meet a lady with similar interest
Posted by Sul, 11:38, 7th April 2004:
 
sexy fun eh? How about a game of Scrabble in Anne Summers?
Posted by Brock, 11:58, 7th April 2004:
 
You want to meet a girl that wants a sexy girl?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:59, 7th April 2004:
 
Why are you being so nice??

Fuck off you tit!
Posted by Brock, 12:22, 7th April 2004:
 
Sorry, Foggie. Forgot myself.

sexislife1: Read the bloody site before you say stupid things! This isn't a damn chat room!
Posted by Uncle Moc, 12:29, 7th April 2004:
 
her feet firly planted on that clayish soil upon which trelawney once marched backed by a hundred thousand cornish men who knew the reasdon why.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:33, 7th April 2004:
 
Thats ok Brock, I shall let you off this once.
Posted by carbonite, 12:46, 7th April 2004:
 
Hi a/s/l?
Posted by Barbara, 14:50, 7th April 2004:
 
Hi, I'm very sexy when u get to know me!
Posted by WarHead, 14:52, 7th April 2004:
 
What are you like if we just get to know you a bit?
Posted by Brock, 14:54, 7th April 2004:
 
Stinking.
Posted by Barbara, 14:58, 7th April 2004:
 
ha! stinking rich and you'll just love my homemade cheesecake
Posted by Brock, 15:12, 7th April 2004:
 
The mere connection between 'cheese' and you, terrifies me.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:21, 7th April 2004:
 
There's a bloke at my place called 'Bob Cheesley'
I submit that this is The Best Name EVER!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:21, 7th April 2004:
 
Even better than Randy Bender.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:22, 7th April 2004:
 
nope..woman at my work called Emma Mifanny.

And I submit that is the funniest name ever..
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:30, 7th April 2004:
 
I concede the point.
Posted by WarHead, 15:38, 7th April 2004:
 
Hmmm - *gets out silly name book.* All of these are genuine names of people I've had business dealings with over my vast career.

Gerda Charlotte Go-Go Fawcett
Norman Washington Smelly
John Coolbear
Queron Scott Flower
Cranston Holland Ramsey
Agnes Adjepong
Posted by Brock, 15:39, 7th April 2004:
 
Bollocks. To all, except maybe John Coolbear.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:42, 7th April 2004:
 
I once worked with a Maurice Cunt.



Ok, maybe not
Posted by WarHead, 15:42, 7th April 2004:
 
They are all absolutely genuine. I had to deal with a lot of applications for government employment schemes in my formative years and made a note of all the weird names.

Ximena Ysabell Bustos-Dragon was another one.
Posted by WarHead, 15:43, 7th April 2004:
 
I worked with a Susan Hunt and her husband WAS called Mike. How could his parents DO that to him?
Posted by Alfie, 15:45, 7th April 2004:
 
Why would he be stupid enough to use the name Mike rather than Mick or Michael?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:46, 7th April 2004:
 
Thats like Mr Richard Head calling himself Dick.
Posted by WarHead, 15:47, 7th April 2004:
 
It doesn't really matter what he calls himself, does it? If you were one of his mates you'd call him Mike, wouldn't you? Hur, hur, hur.
Posted by Alfie, 15:49, 7th April 2004:
 
She herself could be the butt of bad female drivier jokes if she wrote her name S.Hunt
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:50, 7th April 2004:
 
or perhaps even 'female driver jokes' :p
Posted by Alfie, 15:52, 7th April 2004:
 
perhaps
Posted by WarHead, 15:53, 7th April 2004:
 
Arf, arf. She used to phone him at his office and I often heard her say, 'Hi, can I speak to Mike Hunt please?' without a hint of humour. So if SHE called him that, what hope for the rest of us?
Posted by Brock, 15:57, 7th April 2004:
 
You should have replied.

"Of course. Stick your head between your legs and shout"
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:02, 7th April 2004:
 
you are SO crude sometimes Brock. tut tut tut
Posted by Brock, 16:03, 7th April 2004:
 
Was she a slut? Just thinking about echoes, that's all.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:05, 7th April 2004:
 
there you go again, lowering the tone.
Posted by Brock, 16:17, 7th April 2004:
 
Shove it up your arse, cuntflap. I'm dead classy, me.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:20, 7th April 2004:
 
As classy as a screw top bottle of wine.
Posted by Brock, 16:21, 7th April 2004:
 
Why thank you, kind sir.
Posted by WarHead, 16:22, 7th April 2004:
 
She was a very nice, very ordinary, middle-aged woman.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:22, 7th April 2004:
 
Mother Teresa?
Posted by WarHead, 22:29, 7th April 2004:
 
No. She didn't wear a tea towel on her bonce, for one thing. She didn't need ironing as much as MT either.
Posted by Mzz Pharr Azz, 16:32, 12th April 2004:
 
"Brock you are so dam stuck up!!" And stop trying to be all that.
Posted by Sul, 16:42, 12th April 2004:
 
Who the hell are you quoting?
Posted by Alfie, 19:40, 12th April 2004:
 
And don't start a sentence with "and".
Posted by leadlightnin, 19:56, 12th April 2004:
 
hey lucky ladies out there get in touch man waiting for u
Posted by leadlightnin, 19:57, 12th April 2004:
 
ANYBODY OUTTHERE
Posted by leadlightnin, 20:00, 12th April 2004:
 
U ALL A BUCH OF STINKING RATS
Posted by leadlightnin, 20:01, 12th April 2004:
 
CAT GOT YOUR TOUNGE AH HA NO CHANCE
Posted by Sul, 20:04, 12th April 2004:
 
Wow! This one's feisty! (and another i e thing)
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:56, 12th April 2004:
 
Alfie: "And don't start a sentence with "and"."
er...
Posted by Alfie, 22:58, 12th April 2004:
 
*T H U D* and also *Whooooooooooooooooosh*
Posted by Abe Frohman, 23:01, 12th April 2004:
 
*Whoooooooooosh and THUD* indeed.
Posted by Perclissigi, 23:23, 12th April 2004:
 
Yeah, you can pretend it was intentional.
Posted by Alfie, 23:38, 12th April 2004:
 
well duh!

I think the only other word I am looking for is "sheesh"
Posted by Manish, 19:14, 21st April 2004:
 
How are you. Are you ready to enjoy sex with me
Posted by Manish, 19:15, 21st April 2004:
 
How are you
Posted by Brock, 19:17, 21st April 2004:
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

"Are you READY"? What?

As in "Brace yourself bitch! And grab the lube. I'm jumping off this wardrobe straight into your fanjita, baby!! Yeeehaaaaahh!"?
Posted by Alfie, 19:22, 21st April 2004:
 
head first?
Posted by Brock, 19:23, 21st April 2004:
 
Too right! Fuck the foreplay. I wanna make a pop so loud when my head comes back out that it'll shatter the bedside mirror.
Posted by Manish, 19:26, 21st April 2004:
 
any girl is on line who want to talk with me
Posted by Brock, 19:28, 21st April 2004:
 
NOOOOO!!!!!!

No-one that has had a frontal lobotomy retains the ability to type or use the internet, you infinitely stupid penis!
Posted by Manish, 19:29, 21st April 2004:
 
Mr Brock are you on line. How are you
Posted by Tariq, 22:17, 21st April 2004:
 
I want to fuck a young girl,if any young girl like to have fun please send me a email.
Posted by arsepuppy, 11:33, 22nd April 2004:
 
LEAVE KAREENA ALONE!! SHE'S YOUR SISTER, INNIT!
Posted by Uncle Moc, 13:21, 22nd April 2004:
 
"Kidney thief!"
Posted by 9879, 14:34, 22nd April 2004:
 
My grandpa died 7 years ago. He left his foster teeth and a worthless picture signed by some freakk named Elvie or Elvis.
The teeth still has spinach in it.

P.s. My imaginary friend got mugge dint the park; his name was Larry. There is a reward for his missing ***** and brains.

P's.s I deserve an award b/c i single handely figured out the mystery of Kenny's death. He was a 29- tublet.
Posted by Uncle Moc, 15:25, 22nd April 2004:
 
Oh my god.

That is probably the wisest thing I have ever heard.
Posted by Brock, 15:29, 22nd April 2004:
 
That, for anyone who doesn't know, is the harshest cuss anyone could slap onto a post. Ever.

Ouch. That's gotta sting.
Posted by 2345, 20:35, 22nd April 2004:
 
hello!
Posted by Brock, 21:50, 22nd April 2004:
 
oooooh!!! That reminds me!

FUCK OFF!

You were a penis all afternoon, so get back in your box and don't return...