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Posted by Rosie, 14:36, 7th April 2004:
 
As if my life wasn't bad enough at the moment - my company has decided to have a bloody "staff day" in the New Forest at the end of the month. I feel like crying.
There are going to be outdoor activities which involves us turning up in, and I quote, "Waterproof clothing!" I mean- FFS! Waterproof clothing? Am I in a minority here - or am I just a total twat for not having a vast array of plastic macs in my wardrobe?

Good God. Could this day get any worse...?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:39, 7th April 2004:
 
Outdoor activities kick ass, just wear your fetish gear, you'll be fine.
Posted by Brock, 14:49, 7th April 2004:
 
I will be available that day, at your convenience, with a big fluffy towel, if required, Rosie.

;)
Posted by Rosie, 14:52, 7th April 2004:
 
Thanks. i might need it.

I f*cking hate all that Joining In crap. I hate group outings. Plus, I can't stand most of the people i work with. I'm dreading it.

:(
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:53, 7th April 2004:
 
Hip flask : Vodka

Thats all I am saying.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:53, 7th April 2004:
 
oh, apart from: Hi Rosie :o)
Posted by WarHead, 14:55, 7th April 2004:
 
Shag the organiser and get him to give you an easy ride, as it were. If you HAVE to go to this thing, tell them you don't have any waterproofs and force them to buy you some very expensive Gortex stuff. Threaten them with the European Court of Human Rights if they refuse.
Posted by Rosie, 14:55, 7th April 2004:
 
Hello Foggie!

Box of fags: Joint


(I don't drink)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:56, 7th April 2004:
 
You dont drink. Ok then.

'Pre-rolled' If you know what I mean *nudge nudge*
Posted by Rosie, 15:01, 7th April 2004:
 
I'm going to climb a tree and hide all day.

Does anyone want to dress up in a Rosie disguise and be my stand in?
Posted by Brock, 15:04, 7th April 2004:
 
I'm so unfashionable, I could probably go as your pants, anyway...

;)
Posted by Rosie, 15:21, 7th April 2004:
 
The thing is now that everybody is talking about it. That includes me! Oh Crap. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I don't want to go kiyaking or scrabling through the undergrowth with people from accounts...

:(
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:24, 7th April 2004:
 
I went kayaking while in New Zealand, it was great fun.

Bit of a difference between NZ and New Forest though.
Posted by RUSS, 15:24, 7th April 2004:
 
get out and enjoy yourself... you might like it.

you won't get no where being a miserable git all the time
Posted by WarHead, 15:40, 7th April 2004:
 
Shag the instructor. You were complaining about a lack of cock, now's your chance to do something about it AND get some fresh air .... and grass stains on your bum.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:42, 7th April 2004:
 
..or your knees. :)
Posted by WarHead, 15:45, 7th April 2004:
 
Probably both.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:46, 7th April 2004:
 
good point.
Posted by Alfie, 15:47, 7th April 2004:
 
Why do you assume that the instructor is a man, Warhead?
Posted by WarHead, 15:50, 7th April 2004:
 
Because I'm a sexist peeeeeg.

But I suppose it could be a butch lesbian in a boiler suit with matching strap-on. Just how desperate ARE you, Rosie?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:51, 7th April 2004:
 
'matching strap-on'

HA HA HA HA HA HA
Posted by jeffld, 16:12, 7th April 2004:
 
I was also invited to a company picnic today. No water sports for us. I am not going because the company I work for is shit. er, the people anyway are.
Posted by Brock, 16:13, 7th April 2004:
 
"Company water sports"

Eeewwwww.
Posted by Rosie, 16:13, 7th April 2004:
 
Not that desperate thanks.

Well, not yet anyway....
Posted by Brock, 16:15, 7th April 2004:
 
My e-mail address is on my profile for when you are...

;)
Posted by Rosie, 16:15, 7th April 2004:
 
ta.
Posted by Brock, 16:16, 7th April 2004:
 
Not that I am a boiler suited Lesbian. Just that I am available.

Bugger. That didn't go well.
Posted by Alfie, 16:19, 7th April 2004:
 
There is a reason you are available :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:22, 7th April 2004:
 
and we can see by your pic what the reason is.
Posted by Alfie, 16:23, 7th April 2004:
 
When i said "is a reason" i meant "are many, many reasons"
Posted by Brock, 16:23, 7th April 2004:
 
I'm glad you two find nothing in my profile that you consider attractive. I would be more than worried if you did.

You pair of cock-fencers.
Posted by Brock, 16:24, 7th April 2004:
 
Alfie: What's with your total lack of punctuation today? Turned fuckwit over night, or something?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:25, 7th April 2004:
 
The main reason i noted was that he is blatantly ugly. Easy as that.

UGLY. :D
Posted by Brock, 16:28, 7th April 2004:
 
You call him ugly cos his punctuation is bad?

That's harsh. True though.
Posted by Alfie, 16:30, 7th April 2004:
 
i realised that i dont have time for punctuation today
Posted by Alfie, 16:32, 7th April 2004:
 
sorry that was too factual and not insulting enough
Posted by Alfie, 16:33, 7th April 2004:
 
how about "fuck off brock, stop worrying about grammar and go get yourself laid im sure you have enough money saved up by now"

:)
Posted by Brock, 16:33, 7th April 2004:
 
Dunno. It's giving our mother tongue a bit of a slap in the chops.
Posted by Alfie, 16:34, 7th April 2004:
 
mother tongue likes her chops to get a good slapping every now and then.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:36, 7th April 2004:
 
"go get yourself laid"

The famous Oscar Wilde put-down...
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:38, 7th April 2004:
 
...probably his downfall, too.
Posted by Brock, 16:39, 7th April 2004:
 
Alfie: And after all the grief you were giving figroll yesterday. Judas!

And it's easy enough getting laid, without costing anything, but it's girlfriends that are hard to find.

:(

Still can't decide if I want another one, though, especially after the last blood sucking bitch.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:41, 7th April 2004:
 
What happened the last time then Brock?
Posted by Alfie, 16:43, 7th April 2004:
 
she was a vampire? bad luck mate
Posted by Alfie, 16:44, 7th April 2004:
 
ap: in the words of Noel Coward, "fuck me, i nearly shit me leg off"
Posted by Alfie, 16:45, 7th April 2004:
 
Those writers eh?
Posted by Brock, 16:47, 7th April 2004:
 
Vampire indeed. Of the "pound sterling" variety.

Very nice to look at, but a bit nastier on the inside, she was.

Bitch. Left me with about £2.5K more debt than I had before I met her. Not bad in 18 months, really.
Posted by Alfie, 16:53, 7th April 2004:
 
how did you let that happen?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:55, 7th April 2004:
 
did she not have her own money?
Posted by Alfie, 16:56, 7th April 2004:
 
did you have the word Doormat written on your head or something?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:57, 7th April 2004:
 
or ATM?
Posted by jeffld, 16:58, 7th April 2004:
 
women bashing time! woohooo!
Posted by Alfie, 17:01, 7th April 2004:
 
it's actually Brock bashing time
oh wait, I see.
Posted by Alfie, 17:12, 7th April 2004:
 
Posted by Brock, 17:12, 7th April 2004:
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Fuck you, Alfie!

Nah. I have to hold my hand up to the doormat thing, really. I just kept ending up getting commited to things that were expensive (flats slightly out of my budget, holidays, etc) and when it came to 'Hand in pocket' time, she mysteriously couldn't seem to find any money. Or something would have 'come up' that took all her cash, lose her job, that sort of thing.

It all seemed quite reasonable at the time, but by the time I started to twig, it was too late cos I had signed a rent agreement on a flat with MY deposit money, and to just nack off would have lost me it. And I couldn't kick her out. She was a bit mental, I found out by this point, and I was concerned she would trash all my stuff and my car if I tried. So I had to wait till the lease was up, and then 'do one'.

Did I mention she was a bitch?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:17, 7th April 2004:
 
No, no you didnt.

Great pic Chay
Posted by Alfie, 17:22, 7th April 2004:
 
Another reason i love google
for its image search
Posted by Grim..., 17:27, 7th April 2004:
 
I find that the Yahoo image search is better (mainly because I can use it at work...)
Posted by Sul, 17:31, 7th April 2004:
 
You found that image on google?! NO... FUCKING... WAY! People are ripping it out of you all over the place Brock.
Posted by Grim..., 17:32, 7th April 2004:
 
Sucks to be Brock - he's like the new me =]
Posted by Brock, 17:34, 7th April 2004:
 
But, fortunately, at least I am not tainted by an unhealthy obsession with Fosters.
Posted by Alfie, 17:34, 7th April 2004:
 
just Foster Children
Posted by Alfie, 17:36, 7th April 2004:
 
Grim... yeah but you are still the old you
Posted by Brock, 17:36, 7th April 2004:
 
Sul: Yup. I am world renowned for being a soft touch.

Bugger :(
Posted by figroll, 17:38, 7th April 2004:
 
Alfie. Puncuate!!!!

Damn spelt it wrong.

Ok Brock im a fuckwit.

( A fuckwit still holding on to my 3 points)

I still dont make sense even to myself.
Posted by Grim..., 17:38, 7th April 2004:
 
Chay: Almost - the old me didn't have a GameCube =]

BTW, why the fuck have you named yourself after that twat Richie on EastEnders?
I was away while the whole 'name switch' went on...
Posted by Grim..., 17:40, 7th April 2004:
 
Alfie. Puncuate!!!!


Says the man who totally fucks up his bracketting, and misses the apostrophe out of "I'm" and "don't"...

Is an apostrophe punctuation?
Posted by Alfie, 17:42, 7th April 2004:
 
(also missed the comma after "Damn", the fullstop after "3 points" and the comma after "sense")

(I'm having a day off from my own grammar, not from pedantry in general)
Posted by Alfie, 17:44, 7th April 2004:
 
I didn't name myself
and if I did then it would have been after "Alfie's Feet" not Alfie Moon
Posted by figroll, 17:46, 7th April 2004:
 
I'm going to watch some old episodes of Countdown, maybe i'll
learn some new words.

Might as well have a wank watching Carol do her sums while i'm at it.
Posted by Alfie, 17:49, 7th April 2004:
 
Bet you don't stop when Richard is on the screen either.
Posted by Alfie, 17:50, 7th April 2004:
 
found this one on google too:

Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:53, 7th April 2004:
 
LOL
Posted by Brock, 17:54, 7th April 2004:
 
/takes boot out of teeth

Cunt!

;)
Posted by Brock, 17:55, 7th April 2004:
 
Is there a record for most abused image on iamcal?

Have I won it yet?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:57, 7th April 2004:
 
Not yet, Grim still has the award for his one-can

I think
Posted by cal, 18:03, 7th April 2004:
 
it might be mine - is my hat of flowers still around?
Posted by Brock, 18:14, 7th April 2004:
 
Nature abused your face more than iamcal ever could, Cal. Don't think you can count that.
Posted by cal, 18:20, 7th April 2004:
 
/me considers removing brock's approval
Posted by Brock, 18:22, 7th April 2004:
 
That reminds me. What is the HTML for ironic emphasis?

It is so hard to get that element across without it...

;p
Posted by Alfie, 18:29, 7th April 2004:
 

there it is
Posted by Alfie, 18:34, 7th April 2004:
 
there was one of cal with a monkey's face.
but i cant find that one.


oh no, silly me, it's the same one isn't it? ;D
Posted by cal, 18:53, 7th April 2004:
 
fuckhead :)
Posted by WarHead, 22:26, 7th April 2004:
 
LMGBHAO - Chay - class pics mate.

However, taking up the point about
The main reason i noted was that he is blatantly ugly. Easy as that.


women, very often very beautiful women, go for ugly guys BIG TIME. I mean, look at watsisname, Jack Nicholson. He beats them off with a big stick and they still come back for more.
Posted by Brock, 22:36, 7th April 2004:
 
Indeed. It isn't just a pretty boy face, or goatee beard (no names) that attracts the Laydeees.

A sense of humour and a big cock go a long way in this world.

Hey, Abe! I have a sense of humour, you are a big cock, so if we were a women-pulling double act, we would be unstoppable!
Posted by Sul, 22:38, 7th April 2004:
 
youve seen my cock?!!!
Posted by WarHead, 22:42, 7th April 2004:
 
Forget about the big cock, guys. Women don't like it to be well known, because it undermines their power over us, but a lot of them really don't like a BIG one, they want one that is just big enough. Big ones are good in theory, but I have it on very good authority that they can bloody hurt.
Posted by Brock, 22:48, 7th April 2004:
 
yeah, yeah. You tried the "cram it up their arse with no lube cos it'll feel big" trick, then did you?

Old news, dude. They don't like it known that they like big cocks cos then 3/4 of the population will go off the market. Because, even if they don't, they will convince themselves they are 'pee-wees' and stop trying.
Posted by WarHead, 22:55, 7th April 2004:
 
Ha - the insecurity of youth. I am SO glad I'm past all that, and I don't mean past getting my leg over, I mean all that angst about 'is it big enough,' 'am I crap in bed' etc. etc.
Posted by Sul, 22:57, 7th April 2004:
 
Hey! I was joking. I know it isnt and I am.
Posted by Brock, 22:58, 7th April 2004:
 
Warhead: Yeah. Cos now you just have to deal with knowing it.
Posted by WarHead, 22:59, 7th April 2004:
 
Highly amusing. Totally WRONG, but highly amusing. You'd be amazed at how many women go for 'older' guys. They have this idea, based on fact of course, that we know what we're doing, we know our way around the female anatomy, and that we're not completely engrossed in satisfying ourselves.

Sul: I don't believe any such thing. We all just need the right partner. Compatibility is the name of the game.
Posted by Brock, 23:06, 7th April 2004:
 
Have we hit the pissy button with you, dear boy?

Do you have a complex?

And does your wife know that you attract all these women with your years of experience?
Posted by Sul, 23:10, 7th April 2004:
 
WH: No seriously. In Soho prostitution circles there's what's known as a "Sul-tax". I get charged extra. I'm that bad!
Posted by Brock, 23:13, 7th April 2004:
 
I don't see the big attraction with going to prostitutes. They suck.


Oh. hang on...
Posted by WarHead, 23:17, 7th April 2004:
 
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

No! No pissy button, no complex. Believe what I say, or don't, I couldn't give a couple of fetid dingos kidneys. It's not me that's not getting any.

You'll note that I didn't say I personally took advantage of the fact that a lot of women go for older men. I am not fighting them off, but there HAVE been opportunities I could have taken advantage of, if I was a less moral man. However, I was fortunate in finding someone with whom I was compatible, which is why we're still together after 29 years.
Posted by Brock, 23:26, 7th April 2004:
 
I, however, choose to take advantage... I wasn't disagreeing with you about the older bloke being attractive... ;)
Posted by kaila, 23:35, 7th April 2004:
 
for a womens perspective (if you don't mind) not all women are obsessed with being pleased. Some just like to, you know, give away the pleasure ;)
Posted by kaila, 23:37, 7th April 2004:
 
BTW: Rosie, just take a machete with you, wear an explorers hat and start swinging at anything that gets in your way. See how long you are there for.
Posted by Brock, 23:45, 7th April 2004:
 
I see your point. But half the time it is the blokes that are obsessed with giving pleasure and how good they are at it, cos of all the pressure put on them by mags like 'Cosmo' and all that shite.

Do they EVER run "Be better in bed for your man" articles?

That's why we are obsessed with it.
Posted by kaila, 23:49, 7th April 2004:
 
constantly, but let me be a little more blunt. Are you thinking about whether or not you are giving your gal pleasure when your dick is in her mouth? And if you are having sex why is it that YOU have to do all the work? If I want it a certain way I will let you know.
Posted by WarHead, 23:54, 7th April 2004:
 
Seems fair.
Posted by Brock, 23:58, 7th April 2004:
 
Not all girls are like that though. (Christ this is getting a bit serious/normal). An awful lot of them just expect you to 'know' because they read all this shite that says that 'a great sexual experience will take them up on a wave' or whatever, and they are waiting for it to happen, rather than participating.

Most girls I have spoken to about it reckon it takes a lot of confidence to dictate what you want without it sounding like Nazi sex-camp.

"Putten sie cocken in meinen fangita NOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW, dumkopf!"
Posted by kaila, 23:58, 7th April 2004:
 
btw my original point was that most girls like giving head.
Posted by kaila, 00:00, 8th April 2004:
 
well I guess it is beacuse america is about confidence. if she is a dead fuck pack it up and go home.
Posted by Brock, 00:02, 8th April 2004:
 
Original point taken. In probably 60% of cases I would agree. 20% 'don't mind', and the rest can heal over for all I fucking care.

;)
Posted by WarHead, 00:03, 8th April 2004:
 
There IS a lot of pressure on kids to perform because of all this stuff they read in teen magazines. Like older men, many older women are more confident with their sexuality and enjoy it more because they worry less about how 'good' they are.
Posted by kaila, 00:06, 8th April 2004:
 
wtf are you talking about? you've been married for the past 29 years! unless your one of those "expirimentational" couples...do you go to those hotels where people have sex with eachothers spouses?!
Posted by Brock, 00:09, 8th April 2004:
 
Hahahaha!

Warhead, you swingin' DAWG, you!
Posted by WarHead, 00:10, 8th April 2004:
 
LMAO - no way. Do I have to say it again. I AM NOT TALKING FROM PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.

All I'm saying is that a lot of kids are hung up about sex. You only have to look in a few teen forums to see how anxious they are about it.

When you get older it's less of a hang up.
Posted by kaila, 00:12, 8th April 2004:
 
he he
the only difference between "older women" and girls MY age (21) is that when we get freaky with a guy we know they are gonna tell all their friends and half the town. "My girl flipped last night and I didn't even have to ask!" Hello?! it's natural to get freaky with your husband. But if your talking about chains and whips that may be a whole different story.
Posted by kaila, 00:13, 8th April 2004:
 
edit: flipped it
Posted by WarHead, 00:15, 8th April 2004:
 
I am not talking about any such thing. But whatever rocks your boat, I suppose. I repeat, compatibility is the name of the game. If you're both only into the missionary position for 4 minutes after the evening news on every 3rd Wednesday and are happy with that, you can say you have a great sex life.
Posted by kaila, 00:18, 8th April 2004:
 
true dat true dat
Posted by kaila, 00:23, 8th April 2004:
 
since we are on the same subject why is it that once a guy gets what he wants he's gone. like "this morning you was good but tonight you a slut"
Posted by WarHead, 00:24, 8th April 2004:
 
Lack of education, for one thing, I think.

Macho shit for another.
Posted by kaila, 00:31, 8th April 2004:
 
and just one other thing about guys having to put sooo much work in, when your ear itches and you stick your finger in there and scratch it, which feels better? your finger or your ear?? ;)
Posted by WarHead, 00:34, 8th April 2004:
 
Um, my ear, but I'm not quite sure where this is going.
Posted by kaila, 00:36, 8th April 2004:
 
get the analogy? ear, finger; vagina, penis...
Posted by WarHead, 00:38, 8th April 2004:
 
Yeah, but I thought that was too obvious. And anyway, it's MY ear and MY finger, which is not the same thing as my winckle and my wife's sexual receptical.
Posted by figroll, 00:42, 8th April 2004:
 
I thought the ear thing was a reference to aural sex.
Posted by kaila, 00:46, 8th April 2004:
 
it was supposed to be a joke. You know "A man and woman are arguing over who enjoys sex more..."
Posted by figroll, 00:53, 8th April 2004:
 
Awful pun, i know. I've just spent five hours watching classics of Countdown and R Whitely "Twice as shitely" has rubbed off on me. What a dreadful man.

No, Brock RW wasn't rubbing me off.

(So don't even think of saying it.)
Posted by Uncle Moc, 11:47, 8th April 2004:
 
iamcol; mocmocmocmoc; And anyway, it's MY ear and MY finger, which is not the same thing as my cock and my wife's cunt.

maybe not.
Posted by WarHead, 12:08, 8th April 2004:
 
Dfeninitely not. I think I'd know if it was.
Posted by Uncle Moc, 12:25, 8th April 2004:
 
To be honest, even cut'n'pasting that kind of profanity made me feel uncomfortable.
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:27, 8th April 2004:
 
I just had an idea for quite possibly the most obscene photoshopped image ever.
But that one will stay as just an idea...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:28, 8th April 2004:
 
ooh way to tease us.
Posted by Uncle Moc, 12:30, 8th April 2004:
 
email alphie and get him to make it
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:32, 8th April 2004:
 
I am perfectly capable of making it myself. I just don't want to. I'm scared that it could scar all who look at it for life...
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:40, 8th April 2004:
 
/Thinks of the image again.
*shudder*
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:40, 8th April 2004:
 
Yeah, well done. I'm bored now.
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:42, 8th April 2004:
 
Go do something interesting then ;)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:42, 8th April 2004:
 
Unless it looks like this:




Aiiiieeeeeeeee!
Posted by Rosie, 12:42, 8th April 2004:
 
:D
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:44, 8th April 2004:
 
Hehehe
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:44, 8th April 2004:
 
How are you today Rosie?
Posted by Rosie, 12:46, 8th April 2004:
 
I need a clipart of a little bottom.

can anyone help?

Please don't post Brocks photo! I really need it for some revision notes I'm doing.

:)
Posted by Brock, 12:48, 8th April 2004:
 
Abe: Your obsession with my picture is indeed disturbing. I'm STRAIGHT! How many times do I have to say it?

You can find happiness, and love/deep anal penetration. But not from me. Sorry. I tried to let you down gently.
Posted by Alfie, 12:48, 8th April 2004:
 
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:49, 8th April 2004:
 
Don't worry my sweet, I'll just dig out Pete Townshend's Credit Card and go looking for one.
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:49, 8th April 2004:
 
We would only use brock's if you wanted a big bottom.
Or rather a big bottom-hole.
Is this what you had in mind?
www.miracles-course.org/images/nymph.gif
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:50, 8th April 2004:
 
But it's such a fascinating photo, I mean it's not even sunny!
Posted by Rosie, 12:50, 8th April 2004:
 
I'd just like an arse on its own...
Posted by Brock, 12:53, 8th April 2004:
 
Abe: It fucking was! It just doesn't look it in that picture!

I was in the shadow of a gert-great cathedral thing, and the way I was facing was sunny enough, you hirsute pumpkin-headed bottom-pounder.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:53, 8th April 2004:
 
Whatever you say.
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:53, 8th April 2004:
 
Haha, alfie, i found that one too!
Rosie, i don't reccomend doing a google image search for "Little Bottom" And i sternly warn you against doing on for "Small Butt"
You have been warned.
Posted by WarHead, 12:59, 8th April 2004:
 
To be honest, even cut'n'pasting that kind of profanity made me feel uncomfortable.


Wuss. There, I've toned it down for the teeny-tinies.
Posted by Brock, 13:01, 8th April 2004:
 
"sexual receptical"

Hee hee hee. That makes it sound so cute, it even rhymes!
Posted by WarHead, 13:04, 8th April 2004:
 
I am a man of many talents. Poetry isn't usually one of them though.
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:05, 8th April 2004:
 
Colour or just outlines rosie?
And i just got your mail for the cartoon thread! I was having email issues, sorry!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:16, 8th April 2004:
 
Rosie, what research are you doing that requires a pic of a arse?
Posted by Rosie, 14:24, 8th April 2004:
 
Its all very boring really Foggie...

its about incremental improvement. I'm doing notes on Kaizen- A Japanese word associated with "bottom up" people driven improvement. I figure if I put a picture of an arse on the side of my notes then I'll remember it in the exam....

or have I totally lost the plot?!!!!
:S
Posted by Rosie, 14:29, 8th April 2004:
 
Can someone draw me a little bum?
Posted by Alfie, 14:33, 8th April 2004:
 
cant you just put this in the notes:

(_*_)
Posted by Rosie, 14:34, 8th April 2004:
 
Oh no! Not one with a poo hole..
Posted by Brock, 14:37, 8th April 2004:
 
Look! A barking spider!
Posted by Rosie, 15:39, 8th April 2004:
 
*BUMP*

come on people!!!

I need an arse and I need it now....
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:40, 8th April 2004:
 
*snigger*
Posted by Alfie, 16:14, 8th April 2004:
 
chocolate starfish
Posted by Alfie, 16:15, 8th April 2004:
 
What about sulAPHOSTROPHEs dancing arseQUESTIONMARK
Posted by Brock, 16:23, 8th April 2004:
 
You could have mine, Rosie, but I need it to hold my legs on.

Sorry :(
Posted by Alfie, 16:27, 8th April 2004:
 
...and to talk out of
Posted by Rosie, 16:31, 8th April 2004:
 
You lot are too slow.

I'm off home now. Have a good easter time everyone - I'm off till tuesday.

BYE BYE

:D
Posted by Uncle Moc, 18:29, 8th April 2004:
 
Wuss. There, I've toned it down for the teeny-tinies.


Hah. I cuss you bad!
Posted by WarHead, 22:39, 8th April 2004:
 
I repel your cuss.
Posted by Brock, 23:41, 8th April 2004:
 
and loooooooooooose
Posted by WarHead, 23:46, 8th April 2004:
 
Bolleaux! I am old and wise and have mystery powers the like of which you lot can not begin to imagine.
Posted by Sul, 23:53, 8th April 2004:
 
Mrs WH must be stupid to allow you on the interweb all the time. What with you and your powers and that.
Posted by Brock, 23:55, 8th April 2004:
 
The power of filling a kleenex in less than 20 seconds.

Truly awe inspiring.
Posted by WarHead, 19:53, 9th April 2004:
 
Yes. I have hayfever. All superheros have an Achilles Heel.
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 19:55, 9th April 2004:
 
Bollocks.
Posted by WarHead, 19:56, 9th April 2004:
 
Yes - I have those too.
Posted by Brock, 19:49, 10th April 2004:
 
Empty by now, I wager.
Posted by WarHead, 01:21, 11th April 2004:
 
Refilled, actually.