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Posted by kaila, 03:09, 8th April 2004:
 
who would do this?

cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?floc...
Posted by Rebecca, 03:43, 8th April 2004:
 
*shudders*

Not I
Posted by jeffld, 05:50, 8th April 2004:
 
That goes too far. I find piercings to be a complete turn off.

When I was a bartender I used to see women with the cat eye contacts. those are interesting.

http://www.lensesbymail.com/special_effect.htm
Posted by Brock, 08:59, 8th April 2004:
 
That's too weird. I have had glasses since I was 5, so am very sensitive about my eyes anyway, and don't like the idea of people messing with them. But even so, that seems a nasty thing to want to do.

Yuck.
Posted by carbonite, 16:53, 8th April 2004:
 
Just wait for the idiots who start putting Chinese symbols that (according to them of course) mean stuff like "Honour" etc into their eye membrane. Of course the real meaning is going to be something like "Noodle soup" =]
Posted by figroll, 16:57, 8th April 2004:
 
Cardonite 荣誉 (honour) looks very different than 面条汤 (noodle soup). How anyone could get confused is beyond me.
Posted by carbonite, 15:40, 16th April 2004:
 
I know 'b's turned around look like 'd's but was that intentional fiqroll?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:49, 16th April 2004:
 
URRRGHHH!!! I have a very weird thing about eyes. I get all funny if they are mishandled or even touched etc. Ditto fingernails. It's a phobia, in a way, I suppose.

Like in horror films, for example, I'm never moved by the gore in 'em but if there is ever some eye-related damage depicted, I empty out at the back.
Posted by Alfie, 16:24, 16th April 2004:
 
eyes freak the hell out of me. the idea of touching mine or any other persons eye makes me shake :S#

It's the same with my neck
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:41, 16th April 2004:
 
I'm like that with my belly button / belly area. I've lost girlfriends over that one.

"DON'T TOUCH THERE!" etc.
Posted by Alfie, 16:58, 16th April 2004:
 
Yeah I won't let Reddy touch the front bit of my neck. I go all flinchy :S
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:58, 16th April 2004:
 
errm... maybe too much info there from me....
Posted by Alfie, 16:58, 16th April 2004:
 
from you or from me?
Posted by Alfie, 17:00, 16th April 2004:
 
i bet between the lot of us we could build the most flinchy fucked up human being ever.

so far:

Lots of eyes (Chay and AP)
Belly button area (AP)
Neck (Chay)

Anyone else?

:D
some legs would be handy so that our belly button, multieyed neck creature can get about.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:00, 16th April 2004:
 
Same here dude, except not with the neck.

Which is odd, since I've recently developed a habit of jamming my finger up the arses of people who walk in front of me. Surely that's a greater violation?

Possibly illegal too.
Posted by Brock, 17:35, 16th April 2004:
 
Have a picture in my head of someone objecting by clenching furiously. Then running down the street, dragging you along by the resulting jammed finger...

Nice.
Posted by Sul, 21:13, 16th April 2004:
 
I cant stand being tickled ANYWHERE! I fucking hate it. I've had huge arguments over it. "I WASNT LAUGHING I WAS CRYING. SINCE WHEN HAVE I LAUGHED AT ANYTHING YOU'VE SAID OR DONE YOU HUMOURLESS BITCH!"

Just the thought of it makes me want to get all punchy.
Posted by Sul, 21:20, 16th April 2004:
 
Oh and that shouting was an outburst at my mother BTW. Hence the argument.
Posted by Sul, 21:21, 16th April 2004:
 
Wow that sounds bad....
Posted by Alfie, 00:27, 17th April 2004:
 
Jerry Springer time Sul
Posted by Brock, 13:11, 17th April 2004:
 
Jesus. Can you imagine what watershed you would need to find a time suitable to transmit 'Sul on Jerry Springer'?

Now that would be a ratings puller. Sponsored by Stella Artois, of course.
Posted by Alfie, 13:12, 17th April 2004:
 
It would have to be on a too hot for TV DVD edition, available to the over 37s only and sold in adult shops in a brown paper bag
Posted by Brock, 13:22, 17th April 2004:
 
With "retain paper bag for violent vomiting during viewing" printed on the side in big red letters.
Posted by Alfie, 13:43, 17th April 2004:
 
And a special Sul family tree that shows everyone is the father/son/uncle/auntie/sister of EVERYONE else. Less of a tree, more of a big spider web mess
Posted by Drago, 16:42, 18th April 2004:
 
Am I the only one that thinks that these eye thingys look kinda cool? Cany they be removed / does the eye recover if they are?

750ish quid is a bit steep.

tom~
Posted by carbonite, 12:03, 19th April 2004:
 
A bit? I'd rather buy a new hi-fi for that money than spend 750 quid on having some useless piece of glorified tin foil implanted into my eye.
Posted by reitsma, 03:34, 21st April 2004:
 
someone really needs to give this procedure a bit of a risk/benefit analysis.

benefits:
- you look like a self-mutilating twat

risks:
- risk of losing your eyeball
- having to reply "yeah, i actually payed over a week's wages getting that thing shoved in my eye professionally", to every person who informs you you have something in your eye.
- loss of 750 quid.
- questioning of own stupidity after losing 750 quid.
- aforementioned benefit could also be seen as risk


The only time i would ever think this procedure was a good idea would be if doctor lucid got a tiny little fork-shaped piece of tinfoil put in his frikkin eye.
Posted by cal, 07:12, 21st April 2004:
 
i'd pay to see that
Posted by syl, 07:32, 21st April 2004:
 
Sul on the Jerry Springer show? Or Doc getting mutilated?
Posted by Brock, 10:39, 21st April 2004:
 
I'd pay more if it was a full size fork in his frikkin eye, that's for sure.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:45, 21st April 2004:
 
Don't talk about eye damage mate.
Posted by Brock, 10:47, 21st April 2004:
 
Is this going to be some sunglasses crack?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:51, 21st April 2004:
 
It was actually a word to the wise but what the hell, you sunglasses in winter freak boy.
Posted by Brock, 11:17, 21st April 2004:
 
Why can't I talk about eye damage?
Posted by Brock, 11:17, 21st April 2004:
 
(And it was actually winter in that shot, but it was in Italy. And SUNNY just before that picture was taken)
Posted by Lucy Record, 13:01, 21st April 2004:
 
There's no joking about eye damage. Once you've got a fork in your frikkin eye, it just ain't funny any more.
Posted by Miki, 13:21, 21st April 2004:
 
Lucy, I think you should ask Doc to educate Brick about the dangers of cutlery near eyes
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:22, 21st April 2004:
 
I thought Lucy was Doc?
Posted by Miki, 13:22, 21st April 2004:
 
shhhhhhhh
Posted by Miki, 13:22, 21st April 2004:
 
the personalities usually don't know about eachother
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:24, 21st April 2004:
 
oh..so what we are saying here is Doc is a 100% fruitloop?
Posted by Miki, 13:32, 21st April 2004:
 
not me, that was all you :D
Posted by Brock, 13:37, 21st April 2004:
 
He's only 100% fruitloop cos you can't have more than 100%. If it was possible, he could be described as more so.
Posted by syl, 13:41, 21st April 2004:
 
NO! That's ME!