Discussion » Film Quotes (again)

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Posted by Grim..., 09:54, 8th April 2004:
 
I know how you love them...

1) How's it hanging, Death?
2) Come on you piece of shit! Fly or die!
3) Have you ever had deja vu? - Didn't you just ask me that?
4) The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin' man! L-I-V-I-N!
5) This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.
6) Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
7) I've a heart condition. If you hit me it's murder!
8) Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup.
9) How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.
10) They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 09:56, 8th April 2004:
 
3) Groundhog Day.
6) The Princess Bride
10) Ferris Bueller
Posted by Abe Frohman, 09:57, 8th April 2004:
 
1) Bill and Teds Bogus Journey?
Posted by Grim..., 09:59, 8th April 2004:
 
All good so far.
Posted by Brock, 09:59, 8th April 2004:
 
5)Kingpin?
Posted by Grim..., 10:00, 8th April 2004:
 
I expected you to get (10), after all, you're the 'Sausage King of Chicago' =]
Posted by Brock, 10:01, 8th April 2004:
 
Is it not:

10) They could be fascist anarchists for all I care - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.
Posted by Brock, 10:01, 8th April 2004:
 
Sausage Jockey of Baker Street station, more like.
Posted by Grim..., 10:01, 8th April 2004:
 
5) Nope.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:03, 8th April 2004:
 
5) The Big Lebowski?
Posted by Grim..., 10:03, 8th April 2004:
 
Is it not:

10) They could be fascist anarchists for all I care - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.


No.

I did have a test today. That wasn't bullshit. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European, I don't plan on being European, so who gives a crap if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists - that still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any ism for that matter. Isms in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an ism - he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon: "I don't believe in Beatles; I just believe in me". A good point there. Of course, he was the Walrus. I could be the Walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off of people.
Posted by Grim..., 10:04, 8th April 2004:
 
Abe: Yup.
Posted by Brock, 10:07, 8th April 2004:
 
Poor show, fella. Thought these were coming from memory!

I thought that was part of the game. :(
Posted by Grim..., 10:45, 8th April 2004:
 
They did - I just got the whole quote to PROVE MY CORRECTNESS(tm).
Posted by Brock, 10:45, 8th April 2004:
 
*chastened*
Posted by Brock, 10:48, 8th April 2004:
 
11)Hate him back, it works for me.
12)Happy Harry Hard-on!
13)Lee, I am talking Doctor Zhivago, here.
14)If you weren't a member of Chicago's 3rd biggest crime family, I would tell you to kiss my arse. But taking into account your status, I will just say "slurp my butt"
15)What do you think I'm trying do do, Lady? Order a fucking pizza?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:50, 8th April 2004:
 
13) True Romance
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:57, 8th April 2004:
 
15) Die Hard
Posted by Grim..., 11:02, 8th April 2004:
 
11) Lethal Weapon
15) Die Hard
Posted by Grim..., 11:02, 8th April 2004:
 
Oops, b3tan to it...
Posted by Brock, 11:13, 8th April 2004:
 
So, we still have :
2) Come on you piece of shit! Fly or die!
4) The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin' man! L-I-V-I-N!
7) I've a heart condition. If you hit me it's murder!
8) Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup.
9) How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.
12)Happy Harry Hard-on!
14)If you weren't a member of Chicago's 3rd biggest crime family, I would tell you to kiss my arse. But taking into account your status, I will just say "slurp my butt"
Posted by Uncle Moc, 11:35, 8th April 2004:
 
7) Withnail and I.
Posted by Uncle Moc, 11:36, 8th April 2004:
 
4) Body Melt
8) Night of the Living Dead
9) Evil Dead 2
12) Twilight of the Explosive Zombies
14) When Harry met Sally
Posted by Brock, 11:45, 8th April 2004:
 
12) Nope
14) Nope

But I suspect you already knew that. You don't like this game then, Doc?
Posted by Uncle Moc, 11:48, 8th April 2004:
 
What do you mean??!

No, this is cool. Although I did have to guess a bit on some of them. Those zombie movies are all waay too similar.
Posted by Alfie, 11:53, 8th April 2004:
 
8 is Sunset Boulevard
Posted by Sul, 11:54, 8th April 2004:
 
12) Pump up the volume.
Posted by Brock, 12:37, 8th April 2004:
 
12)Yup.

So. Contrary to all other evidence in the rest of my life, I am not, after all, the only person to have seen and enjoyed that film.
Posted by Sul, 12:43, 8th April 2004:
 
I can only remember that name and some other small bits of info. In fact the only scenes I can picture is the bird taking her jumper off to show Mr Hard-On her assets and some comedy chattering teeth on a desk. Like with many things I think I was pissed up when I watched it.
Posted by Brock, 12:44, 8th April 2004:
 
Samantha Mathis was the bird. She am mucho lovely.

It's actually a really good film. Hardly anyone else seems to think so, though.

:(

(*^&*%^&(&*(&
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:45, 8th April 2004:
 
I watched 'Dawn of the Dead' last night. (not the new one, the one on council telly)
How does anyone get caught by those shitty zombies?
Posted by Alfie, 12:46, 8th April 2004:
 
yeah it's not like they move at any great speed
Posted by Alfie, 12:47, 8th April 2004:
 
i did like it though
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:47, 8th April 2004:
 
Brock: You mean Samantha?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:48, 8th April 2004:
 
'Twas ok.
Posted by Brock, 12:50, 8th April 2004:
 
Yeah, that's what I meant. The mere thought of her gets me all a-twitchin'.

Yum.
Posted by Perclissigi, 12:51, 8th April 2004:
 
Do a google image search with her name ;)
Posted by carbonite, 14:28, 8th April 2004:
 
Hmmmm...not seen enough films =D
Posted by carbonite, 14:34, 8th April 2004:
 
Here's one though:-

...and all the fresh air in the World won't make any fucking difference
Posted by Sul, 14:49, 8th April 2004:
 
Is 14 spinal tap?
Posted by Sul, 14:54, 8th April 2004:
 
and Carbonite's is trainspotting.
Posted by Brock, 14:55, 8th April 2004:
 
Sul: Nope.
Posted by Brock, 14:57, 8th April 2004:
 
2) Come on you piece of shit! Fly or die!
4) The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin' man! L-I-V-I-N!
7) I've a heart condition. If you hit me it's murder!
9) How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.
14)If you weren't a member of Chicago's 3rd biggest crime family, I would tell you to kiss my arse. But taking into account your status, I will just say "slurp my butt"

Unless Doc was right with 7, these are the outstanding ones, I think.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:01, 8th April 2004:
 
9) Casablanca?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:02, 8th April 2004:
 
oh oh..

4) Dazed and confused?
Posted by Sul, 15:08, 8th April 2004:
 
7 was correct by Doc Moc
Posted by Sul, 15:11, 8th April 2004:
 
Unless its not what Grim... meant
Posted by Kallese, 15:13, 8th April 2004:
 
What's your name McFuck!?!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:14, 8th April 2004:
 
Will someone tell me if I am correct?! I am sure I am.
Posted by Brock, 15:16, 8th April 2004:
 
I dunno. Have to ask Grim...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:28, 8th April 2004:
 
Whats the point of asking questions then fuckin of when people answer!

Bah!!
Posted by eatmypiano, 15:50, 8th April 2004:
 
14 is Hudson Hawk
Posted by Grim..., 15:51, 8th April 2004:
 
Everyone is right so far.
Except for the people that were wrong.

Natch.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:58, 8th April 2004:
 
woooo...I rule!!
Posted by jeff, 16:08, 8th April 2004:
 
Pump up the volume was a great film, as was heathers.. i think i have an odd thing for christian slater though..

dunno any of the answers left to get though
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:09, 8th April 2004:
 
What is left to answer?
Posted by Brock, 16:13, 8th April 2004:
 
2) Come on you piece of shit! Fly or die!
4) The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin' man! L-I-V-I-N!
9) How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that. Some day they may be scarce.

All others are correct.
Posted by Alfie, 16:16, 8th April 2004:
 
4 - Dazed and Confused
Posted by Alfie, 16:17, 8th April 2004:
 
9 Casablanca
Posted by Brock, 16:19, 8th April 2004:
 
Sorry, Alfie, you already got that one (4), I forgot.
Posted by Alfie, 16:20, 8th April 2004:
 
Foggie got them both
but noone would tell the poor sod if he was right or not
Posted by Brock, 16:20, 8th April 2004:
 
Grim.. Tell the boy!
Posted by Grim..., 17:04, 8th April 2004:
 
Yes and yes.

And 2 was from 'Commando', you fools!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 17:11, 8th April 2004:
 
I knew I was right.
Posted by Sul, 17:31, 8th April 2004:
 
I was just about to post "Grim... what Columbo?" before I reread that.
Posted by Uncle Moc, 18:17, 8th April 2004:
 
Christian Slater pierced my ear - FACT.
Posted by Brock, 20:37, 8th April 2004:
 
Uncle Moc is full of shit - FACT.