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Posted by Ahmed, 09:58, 11th April 2004:
 
I love all sexy girl
Posted by Ahmed, 09:59, 11th April 2004:
 
i love all girls in USA
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:14, 11th April 2004:
 
Careful mate, that's enough for a Jihad right there.
Posted by Brock, 12:09, 11th April 2004:
 
I was going to post a response to Ahmed. But...

Jesse.

Buckets of it. In big dollops.
Posted by hassaan, 12:43, 27th April 2004:
 
send me daily sexy pics
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:50, 27th April 2004:
 
*I put on my wizard hat and robe*
Posted by Uncle Moc, 12:58, 27th April 2004:
 
Lest it see more, prevent it! Out vile jelly! Where is thy lustre now?
Posted by WarHead, 13:01, 27th April 2004:
 
I'm not telling and you can't make me.
Posted by Brock, 13:09, 27th April 2004:
 
Abe: "Not you again!"

Hahahaha.
Posted by gobbo, 13:39, 27th April 2004:
 
"send me daily sexy pics"

No.
Posted by gobbo, 13:40, 27th April 2004:
 
send me daily money hassaan.
Posted by Grim..., 13:40, 27th April 2004:
 
Does my bomb look big in this?
Posted by fjbill, 18:24, 27th April 2004:
 
Now that's not very nice. Before you ask if it looks big, you have to bring us up the bomb.
Posted by babu, 07:32, 1st May 2004:
 
i will appriciate all ur mails
Posted by Brock, 09:46, 1st May 2004:
 
wrong type of site, nob-tugger.

Go and damage your eyesight somewhere else.
Posted by topman, 21:09, 1st May 2004:
 
fuck all
Posted by moitio, 16:16, 3rd May 2004:
 
Bah... USA is the fatest country in the world... If you want sexy girls you have to look widespread (no puns), not just in one paticular place.
Posted by syl, 16:25, 3rd May 2004:
 
we're also quite fate over here...
Posted by imtiyaz, 19:34, 3rd May 2004:
 
i love sexy girls wanna see them naked and want to make love eith them
Posted by moitio, 19:38, 3rd May 2004:
 
Not as bad as America syl.

We are talking about the same place arwn't we Syl. I live in UK
Posted by Brock, 19:46, 3rd May 2004:
 
She's from South Africa...
Posted by Sul, 20:02, 3rd May 2004:
 
Which makes her a racist...
Posted by moitio, 20:11, 3rd May 2004:
 
How?
Posted by Brock, 20:36, 3rd May 2004:
 
Cos it pisses her off to say it.

*shrugs*
Posted by moitio, 21:05, 3rd May 2004:
 
Hehe that ended 10 years ago mate
Posted by moitio, 21:09, 3rd May 2004:
 
If off anyway... My mums making me goto bed early for 'revision'. Cya tommorrow
Posted by Alfie, 22:50, 3rd May 2004:
 
going to bed for revision?
what are you revising?
Posted by WarHead, 23:05, 3rd May 2004:
 
'A' level masturbation.
Posted by Brock, 23:45, 3rd May 2004:
 
Or at least, he will be when his pubes grow...
Posted by syl, 07:57, 4th May 2004:
 
"Which makes her a racist..."

you may joke about it, but you won't believe the number of people from other countries who ask me what tribe I am from and when i say I am white, they launch a personal attack on me for all the evils of apartheid. me thinks it's very funny! :)
Posted by WarHead, 20:20, 4th May 2004:
 
And many of us are from England, which makes us racist, imperialist, and er, lots of other 'ists.'
Posted by Brock, 20:42, 4th May 2004:
 
pugilist?
Posted by Brock, 20:42, 4th May 2004:
 
pessimist?
Posted by Brock, 20:42, 4th May 2004:
 
pist?
Posted by WarHead, 20:48, 4th May 2004:
 
Help him, somebody!!!!
Posted by Brock, 20:52, 4th May 2004:
 
ologist?
Posted by Brock, 20:54, 4th May 2004:
 
Gynaecologist?

I only practice it for the crack. you know, just to keep my hand in.

arf.
Posted by Brock, 20:54, 4th May 2004:
 
Proctologist?

Although that's just a bunch of arse
Posted by WarHead, 20:56, 4th May 2004:
 
Can't SOMEBODY help this man?
Posted by Brock, 20:57, 4th May 2004:
 
Psychiatrist?
Posted by WarHead, 20:59, 4th May 2004:
 
Yeah, if we could find one.


IS THERE A PSYCHIATRIST LOGGED IN?
Posted by Brock, 21:01, 4th May 2004:
 
Whoop, whoop!!! Shbading!

I is a squirrel!!!111

pass the salt.
Posted by WarHead, 21:04, 4th May 2004:
 
It's just not the same if the Doc doesn't post it, but it was a good effort.
Posted by Brock, 21:05, 4th May 2004:
 
Bring it on, Lucid, you FUCK!! I can be weirder than a cup of hot bovril when I want to be, I'll tell ya!

Me? I make the goddamn Chuckle Brothers look sane, I do.

"I'm mad, me! I'm an alien! I'm an alien!"

natch
Posted by WarHead, 21:08, 4th May 2004:
 
Don't overdo it. Enough is as good as a feast.
Posted by Brock, 21:13, 4th May 2004:
 
Hmmmmmm.

/eyes big stick with a nail in it.

Not allowed to be piss-takingly wacky now, then, am I? Hmm?
Posted by WarHead, 21:16, 4th May 2004:
 
I think you need to develop your own styleee.
Posted by Brock, 21:21, 4th May 2004:
 
I'm older than that hairy monkey. I defy him as I have prior rights as established precedent. He can change his style.

Anyway, at least mine makes sense in it's stupidity, and is done without the aid of drugs. Unless you count paracetemol. Although he has been more accessible recently. You can almost follow the thought processes.

And anyway, I'm more bored than a flat piece of wood. I needed to do something to cheer myself up. But now you've pissed on my chips with your 'copyright idiot' ruling.

Bah humbug.
Posted by Brock, 21:22, 4th May 2004:
 
Bah doodlebug
Posted by Brock, 21:22, 4th May 2004:
 
Bah lovebug
Posted by Brock, 21:22, 4th May 2004:
 
Bah mitzvah
Posted by Brock, 21:22, 4th May 2004:
 
Ilkley Moor

Bah t'at
Posted by Brock, 21:23, 4th May 2004:
 
*sigh*

/me gets coat
Posted by Brock, 21:27, 4th May 2004:
 
Fuck. I appear to be drowning in a pool of my own stupid bullshit.

I'm going to the pub. That'll learn me.
Posted by WarHead, 21:33, 4th May 2004:
 
See you later then old fruit loop.
Posted by Alfie, 22:00, 4th May 2004:
 
I'm looking forward to the summer, when I can go walking on Ilkley Moor with Reddy :)
Posted by Brock, 22:03, 4th May 2004:
 
Dangerously close to 'wub' there, Woody Allen.
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:09, 4th May 2004:
 
You still here Brock?
Posted by Brock, 22:10, 4th May 2004:
 
Just leaving...

Am thirsty, but got sidetracked...
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:12, 4th May 2004:
 
thehun.com got your attention or summat?
Posted by Brock, 22:14, 4th May 2004:
 
Nah. Haircut and shower.

Gotta go, though, just got my 3rd abusive text cos my mate is waiting for me. It's her last night working there, and I promised I'd go...
Posted by Perclissigi, 22:17, 4th May 2004:
 
Have fun, with I had the cash to go to the pub.
And the energy. Cash and energy, 2 things distinctly lacking from my life.
Oh yeah and sex.
Cash, sex, energy.
No particular order.
Posted by WarHead, 22:38, 4th May 2004:
 
You can order cash, sex and energy?
Posted by RedAndWhiteMan, 22:45, 4th May 2004:
 
RedAndWhiteMan has an ample supply of these things.
Posted by moitio, 17:52, 5th May 2004:
 
what about brains?
Posted by Uncle Moc, 18:40, 5th May 2004:
 
Brick, don't you try to out-wierd me! I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal!
Posted by Brock, 18:41, 5th May 2004:
 
I just knew you'd bite...

heehee
Posted by moitio, 18:43, 5th May 2004:
 
oooooo... what?
Posted by Brock, 18:45, 5th May 2004:
 
READ, you fuckwit!

Christ, that's hardly difficult to follow, is it?

Is it me? I don't think so!!!
Posted by moitio, 18:48, 5th May 2004:
 
I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal!


I meant that
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:53, 5th May 2004:
 
Lay off the new kid Brockwitt, i don't know what you're on about and i rarely read your posts anyway.
Posted by moitio, 18:57, 5th May 2004:
 
I get the feeling brock hates me :(

Just because I'm realy stressed with pissin exams. Wankers. (teachers not brock)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:59, 5th May 2004:
 
Wankers. (Brock, not teachers)
Posted by moitio, 19:03, 5th May 2004:
 
Hehe I would of said both but Brock is the one who is on mostly and is a Mod so he can approve me
Posted by Andy, 19:16, 5th May 2004:
 
I didn't know Brock wore a parka or owned a vespa.
Maybe he's a pinball wizard, etc etc...
Posted by Andy, 19:19, 5th May 2004:
 
Moitio, you could do what I did - take the piss out of Brock then apologise and unwittingly become his little whore-slave-bitch. The things I do to try and be accomodating (I've not sat down properly since).
Posted by moitio, 19:19, 5th May 2004:
 
Were you get that from?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:21, 5th May 2004:
 
Or you could earn respect from the other 'mods' by mocking Brock's baldy head and asking him where he stops washing his face.
Posted by Andy, 19:21, 5th May 2004:
 
The parka/vespa thing? Mods. As in Mods and Rockers in the 60s/70s.

Why am I explaining this? I'm only 20. Pass me my pint of mild and pipe...
Posted by moitio, 19:24, 5th May 2004:
 
and a wig and walkin stick
Posted by Andy, 19:26, 5th May 2004:
 
It's been suggested. Not the wig though - I have a full head of hair thank you very much. I'd have a tweed flat cap though.
Posted by moitio, 19:31, 5th May 2004:
 
He what my dad got for his birthday
Posted by WarHead, 19:41, 5th May 2004:
 
What's a pint of mild'n'pipe?

Moitio: It's "Hehe I would HAVE said both," not "Hehe I would OF said both." What exams are you stressing about? I hope it's not English Language.
Posted by moitio, 19:44, 5th May 2004:
 
SATs KS3 im 14

And I've got all my English papers tommorrow
Posted by moitio, 19:49, 5th May 2004:
 
And I probably said 'of' because I was trying to say 'would've' and they sound the same
Posted by Andy, 19:50, 5th May 2004:
 
mild'n'pipe: Damn, I was hoping no-one would notice that. I suppose you could put the pipe in stood up like a little cocktail umbrella.
Posted by Andy, 19:52, 5th May 2004:
 
If it's only SATs don't worry. They don't mean shit. I can't remember what I got, but no-one cares anyway 6 months after the results.
Posted by moitio, 19:54, 5th May 2004:
 
I know but they're bloody boring. We had to sit still doing nothing for half an hour, while a DJ/teacher set up sound equipment for our mental maths test.
Posted by moitio, 20:03, 5th May 2004:
 
*Waits impatiently for approval*

*Thuds down onto keyboard*
Posted by cal, 20:04, 5th May 2004:
 
In the sleepy West
Of the woody East
Is a valley full
Full o' pioneer

We're not just kids
To say the least
We got ideas
To us that's dear

Like capitalism
Like communism
Like lots of things
You've heard about

And redneckers
They get us pissed
And stupid stuff
It makes us shout

Oh dance with me
Oh don't be shy
Oh kiss me cunt
Oh kiss me cock

Oh kiss the world
Oh kiss the sky
Oh kiss my ass
Oh let it rock

Of the april birds
And the may bee
Oh baby

It's educational

University
Of Massachusetts, please
And here's the last five
It's educational
Eeeed eeeed uuuuh caaaah tioooon
Posted by cal, 20:05, 5th May 2004:
 
(it's a song about education, innit)

(also, i can't stop listening to this pixies bootleg)
Posted by moitio, 20:09, 5th May 2004:
 
Ok... but tion without anything behind it is pronounced TEE-ION
Posted by cal, 20:12, 5th May 2004:
 
not if you're american
Posted by moitio, 20:13, 5th May 2004:
 
SO why does your geourl point to London?
Posted by WarHead, 20:15, 5th May 2004:
 
SATs KS3 im 14


*Tumbleweed* - Serves me right for asking.


And I probably said 'of' because I was trying to say 'would've' and they sound the same


Insufficient excuse. Fail!


NEXT!!!
Posted by moitio, 20:19, 5th May 2004:
 
o well 7 in the mocks and fail in the real thing...
Posted by moitio, 20:20, 5th May 2004:
 
Hey cal can you answer my other question please?
Posted by zguoqi, 22:19, 5th May 2004:
 
I love too.....

me
internet marketing
Posted by Brock, 23:01, 5th May 2004:
 
moitio, 19:03 05 May 2004 (cache10-mant.server.ntli.net) :
Hehe I would of said both but Brock is the one who is on mostly and is a Mod so he can approve me


You'd have more chance of me approving you if you let the abuse fly, to be perfectly honest. No-one else fears my moderator status, and quite rightly. Abuse makes the world go around, as long as it's good quality and funny, I wouldn't hold it against you.

You've seen the shit Abe gives me, and I haven't banned his arse. Ravaged, pillaged and violated maybe, if you believe the hype on the other threads, but not banned. I would only ban fuckwits.

Well, all the fuckwits except Abe, cos he makes me laugh.

(at him, obviously)
Posted by cal, 23:11, 5th May 2004:
 
i'm not american. but i also didn't write the pixies song. retard.
Posted by WarHead, 23:17, 5th May 2004:
 
The Pixies did a song called 'Retard'? I don't remember that!! If you didn't write it, who did?
Posted by Brock, 23:25, 5th May 2004:
 
Abe Frohman would seem the most likely, with a self titled missive is my guess.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 09:03, 6th May 2004:
 
as long as it's good quality and funny
Posted by Brock, 09:07, 6th May 2004:
 
*ouch*
Posted by moitio, 13:49, 6th May 2004:
 
Ahh right. So your only in Canada doing work?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:51, 6th May 2004:
 
Who is in Canada?
Posted by moitio, 13:52, 6th May 2004:
 
Cal
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:53, 6th May 2004:
 
Ugly Bob.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:54, 6th May 2004:
 
My mate Jimmy.
Posted by Brock, 13:54, 6th May 2004:
 
My Auntie and Uncle, and my two cousins.
Posted by su, 13:55, 6th May 2004:
 
my second cousin's, aunties, best friend
Posted by Brock, 13:55, 6th May 2004:
 
Terence and Phillip
Posted by Brock, 13:55, 6th May 2004:
 
A Mountie
Posted by Brock, 13:56, 6th May 2004:
 
Greg Rusedski
Posted by moitio, 13:56, 6th May 2004:
 
My mates brothers wifes sons cousins twice removed arse
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:57, 6th May 2004:
 
Some Canadians.
Posted by su, 13:58, 6th May 2004:
 
all eating maple syrup
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:58, 6th May 2004:
 
and some french-canadians
Posted by Alfie, 13:59, 6th May 2004:
 
Most of the decendents of people who didn't like it when America declared independence and so migrated north.
Posted by su, 14:00, 6th May 2004:
 
draft dogers from the 60s
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:01, 6th May 2004:
 
and many many ugly people.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:01, 6th May 2004:
 
Lumberjacks.
Posted by Alfie, 14:02, 6th May 2004:
 
Alanis Morrisette
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:02, 6th May 2004:
 
My Ex-Girlfriend's Dad.
Posted by Alfie, 14:03, 6th May 2004:
 
If she had been born a man would they have called him Alan Morrisette, cos that would suck.
Posted by Alfie, 14:03, 6th May 2004:
 
the 2010 versions of me and Reddy
(I've always loved the idea of moving to Canada)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:04, 6th May 2004:
 
When she sings she has this gammi-hand thing going on.
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:04, 6th May 2004:
 
I know she's my ex and everything, but dude, that's not a very nice thing to say!
Posted by su, 14:07, 6th May 2004:
 
what about that naked video, too scary for words
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:11, 6th May 2004:
 
Naked Video!

Where?? What video?
Posted by su, 14:23, 6th May 2004:
 
Alanis, in the 1998 video 'Thank U'
Posted by Perclissigi, 14:30, 6th May 2004:
 
Oh THAT naked video.
I was wondering how the other one got out...
Posted by syl, 14:47, 6th May 2004:
 
I keep missing you Perci :)
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:14, 6th May 2004:
 
I'm here now!
Posted by syl, 15:20, 6th May 2004:
 
Are you well?
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:25, 6th May 2004:
 
Not particularly! As in i feel as ill as...a very ill thing! Seems i've got this thing that everyone else has! That'll teach me to gloat! Apart from that i'm good though, feeling all creative :)
How's things in syl-land?
Posted by syl, 15:30, 6th May 2004:
 
Okay, thanks. There's a very nasty tummy flu going around here. I haven't had it, luckily. :) Other than that, doing okay.
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:31, 6th May 2004:
 
Glad to hear it.
(Is it me, or does parma ha**** CENSORED **** "er...lets head to the shower shall we darling?")
(Not aimed at you syl!)
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:39, 6th May 2004:
 
Oooh, now THAT'S a thread killer!
Should probably refrain from writing exactly what's going through my head...
Posted by syl, 15:46, 6th May 2004:
 
Nah. I don't know what you're talking about?
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:48, 6th May 2004:
 
Yeah, i deleted it!
Twas pretty foul.
Posted by syl, 15:51, 6th May 2004:
 
No...what did it say?
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:52, 6th May 2004:
 
Did no-one see it?
I really don't want to put it up again.
I'll give you a hint, it was about parma ham and oral sex.
Posted by syl, 15:55, 6th May 2004:
 
Nope...you'l have to put it up again.
Posted by Perclissigi, 15:56, 6th May 2004:
 
Ok, i was saying was it just me or does parma ham have an after-taste not unlike... you-know-what.
I mean, unless your even more promiscuous than we already think you are, how would you know?
Posted by syl, 15:59, 6th May 2004:
 
An after taste unlike...what?
Posted by Brock, 16:01, 6th May 2004:
 
Syl: Don't be dense. He means fanny batter.

Perci: Don't be a poof. Much worse than that has been on here.
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:01, 6th May 2004:
 
*sigh*
Similar to when one goes down on a lady who has recently been involved in other strenuous physical activity, leading to a rather unpleasant taste "down there".
Only ever happened to me once.
The aformentioned physical activity was rock climbing, and the taste was parma ham multiplied by 50.
I wanted to be sick.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:02, 6th May 2004:
 
A unwashed fanny smells like beef - FACT
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:04, 6th May 2004:
 
You ladies REALLY should take care of that part.
How can you complain that guys never want to go there, when it's such risky territory!
You only really know what the state of affairs is when you're on the doorstep, and then it's a bit late to turn back...
*shudder*
Posted by syl, 16:10, 6th May 2004:
 
Oh right. Threw me there for a minute, I couldn't understand why you were being so coy?
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:13, 6th May 2004:
 
Cus i am about that kind of thing!
Posted by syl, 16:18, 6th May 2004:
 
Me feeling is, no shower, no head. For either sexes.
Posted by syl, 16:20, 6th May 2004:
 
...and for everybodies information : I'm the farthest thing from promiscuous you are likely to find!
Posted by Brock, 16:23, 6th May 2004:
 
What? Some considerable distance the other side of slut?

Just asking..

;)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:24, 6th May 2004:
 
nun-like
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:28, 6th May 2004:
 
Anyway, i'm not going to get in to this ;)
I've got a song to finish recording, and i think i need to go and get myself something nice to eat.
So y'all have a nice rest-of-day, and i'll speak to you tomorrow.
TTFN
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:31, 6th May 2004:
 
bye
Posted by Rosie, 16:31, 6th May 2004:
 
Brock: Fanny batter?
Foggie:Beef?

Good God, I feel sick...
Posted by syl, 16:38, 6th May 2004:
 
Bye Perc!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:41, 6th May 2004:
 
yeah, sometimes a unwashed 'snatch' smells of beef.
Posted by syl, 16:42, 6th May 2004:
 
I feel for you blokes. Really. I would hate to have to do that...
Posted by Rosie, 16:43, 6th May 2004:
 
eewww!

Smeg smells of dairylea.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:46, 6th May 2004:
 
It lots of fun when the fanny is clean...much fun.
Posted by Rosie, 16:47, 6th May 2004:
 
I hate the word snatch.
Posted by syl, 16:48, 6th May 2004:
 
It's no ambrosia, but it's not that bad...
Posted by syl, 16:50, 6th May 2004:
 
I hate the word frigid :(
Posted by syl, 16:50, 6th May 2004:
 
Foggie -0
:)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:50, 6th May 2004:
 
I hate the word 'awesome'
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:54, 6th May 2004:
 
A small piece of time traveling and all the 'hated' words are gone.

Da-Na

;)
Posted by Rosie, 16:55, 6th May 2004:
 
Yay - no more snatch
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 16:55, 6th May 2004:
 
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:55, 6th May 2004:
 
o_O

What?!? oh..i see what you mean..phew

:)
Posted by Brock, 17:06, 6th May 2004:
 
I hate the word "no"...

;)
Posted by Rosie, 17:07, 6th May 2004:
 
hee hee

:D
Posted by moitio, 17:27, 6th May 2004:
 
I love the word FUCKO. Don't ask me why. I just love the word
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:44, 6th May 2004:
 
Unwashed fanny smells like week-old arse sweat - FACT.
Posted by moitio, 17:48, 6th May 2004:
 
Hehe and how u know?
Posted by Alfie, 17:55, 6th May 2004:
 
i read that as "week-old arse" and thought you'd been sniffing new-born babies or something. :S
Posted by moitio, 17:56, 6th May 2004:
 
Perhaps he has :S
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:04, 6th May 2004:
 
"Hehe and how u know?"

Well, the smell tends to be just powerful enough for my (near-non-existent) sense of smell to register. But before that, my eyes start melting, so I already have something of an idea. Bucko.
Posted by syl, 18:08, 6th May 2004:
 
Well that explains why you're so popular with the laydeez, ap.
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:10, 6th May 2004:
 
Zip it, grandma!
Posted by syl, 18:11, 6th May 2004:
 
(besides being sex on a stick, of course)