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Posted by janine, 01:31, 13th April 2004:
 
First, I decided to take my two foster children to the duck pond to feed the ducks, when a sweet looking angelic child , aged around 3 or 4, came running ahead of her mother and shouted in her broad mackem accent, "ere missus are yea po off the tubbies?" "No sweetie" I replied I'm La la, I have just borrowed po's jumper, and if you don't piss off the swamp monster is going to jump out of the pond and drag you under and bite off your head" The screams could have popped an ear drum, I can tell you. Needless to say my red gap top has now been binned and I have joined slimmers world with a vengence
Next, while doing my weekly food shop, I remembered about a cd I had purchased the week before ( The hits of Elton John from 1970 to 2002) Now this cd is a double cd, but the special edition has 3 cd's. I had purchased the double cd, but instead of getting cd's 1 and 2, I got cd's 1 and 3 of the special edition. As you can imagine I was quite upset about this and told the lady on the cd counter so. Unfortunatly she was a little slow that day (infact she was as bright as a toc h lamp) so I explained again that the cd I had recieved was a bonus cd and that I required disc number 2. She still did'nt understand what I meant so I took the cd case from her and said quite loudly "look I don't want the live version of don't let YOUR SON go down on me I want blue eyes"to which she replied "Love,if my son went down on you , you would have more than blue eyes , you would have bollocks, because my son is as queer as a bottle of chips" laugh, I nearly shat, and she changed my cd.
Posted by kaila, 02:18, 13th April 2004:
 
that made me laugh :)
Posted by WarHead, 08:23, 13th April 2004:
 
Oh my goodness. That's started my day with a laugh. Thanks Janine. How's your daughter doing?
Posted by janine, 11:51, 14th April 2004:
 
WH she is back home, and she is a pain in the arse, so I can safely say she is getting better, her mother however is reaching for the prozac.
Posted by WarHead, 14:04, 14th April 2004:
 
A mixed wossname, then. Blessing. But she's probably better off at home than in the clutches of one of them southern iamcal nancy boys.
Posted by Brock, 16:31, 14th April 2004:
 
Nothing Nancy about me, you wrinkly Northern git.

janine: Um. Remember me? Bet you didn't even tell her my offer, did you?