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Canada embarks on mass seal hunt

New people: this is funny on several levels, one of which is an In-joke for Arsepuppy. The other is the image of Cal roaming the beach with a baseball bat.

*insert "Killer" joke here*

/crazy

God, that is awful.

So, this baby seal walks into a club.

well done.

slash before i not after

I mean. It's not like you do that every time, is it?

/smacks head.

right. sorry

You want to be careful with that. Cos Sul has Admin access, and he could have gone in and edited your post for you.

This wouldn't be so bad, but the "edit someone else's post" button is right next to the "Ban their stupid arse" button. And with the DT's that Sul will normally have at this time of the morning, I reckon anything might happen...

See, It's not just me.

He don't need no DT's to ban my arse, Brocklesiepoop

Just to make it clear:

I DONT HAVE ADMIN ACCESS

I'll grant that the reason why everyone thinks I do is an ambiguous post of mine but that's only because it got a little out of control and the original point got missed. Sorry.

Flirting won't save you. How shallow do you think Sul is?....

Oh. Wait.

(Don't spoil the gag, fuckface)

How come it's more fun to bash syl than a baby seal? You bastards ;)

I dont want people fearing me for my iamcal admin status. I want people to fear me for me. Call me an old romantic but that's how I think it should work

I fear you. I fear you.

You may want to change you profile pic then. No one fears a white Mickey Mouse.

Syl: Because although beating helpless, stupid and pointless creatures is wrong, it's fun.

See, if seals were stupid too, we'd pick on them instead!

How can you say that seals are pointless? That's just mean

do not fear...i did that one right. promise

Um. I'm not meant to be here anyway. But there's another pubic holiday tomorrow, so that we can all go and vote, so today it feels silly to be working.

before you crap on me WarHead. I know. I know. I'm going....

Me? Would I? As it was probably your lunch break, I'd have let it go just this once, even though I know you love it when I do the 'masterful disciplinarian' thing with you.

I read yesterday in some big-fuck-off paper that they skin the poor fellows alive. What? Why?

Surely this is basically just being cruel?!

That sounds like crap. It's my understanding that they bludgeon or shoot them to death first.

Well I didnt want to believe it but it was in the papers. Anyway, kill the lot, they are eating all the Cod and i love a bit of cod.

I thought it was all the over fishing that was helping to kill all the Cod.
In which case we should be killing the Cod eating public.

Why do debates about Cod always lead to violence? WHY?!!

No, the seals are eating the Cod. So, kill the seals so we can eat the Cod.

Oh, wait a minute..why not eat the Seals? Anyone ever had Seal? Does it taste like chicken?

Hehe

*insert Club Sandwich joke here*

*Sole*

Did you watch The Golden Child Sul?

I watch most of it but when the crazy guy from big trouble in little china turned up in tibet and started bringing the cuss down on Eddie I got bored. Not nearly as good as you hyped it to be.

Its a class film!

The girl in it is a babe, nice wet t-shirt shot if i remember clearly.

Yeah, I may have hyped it up a bit TBH.

Foggy raises a good point though.

Talking of films, I watched Kill Bill recently. I thought it was very good, wasnt to sure about the cartoon bit, although I did like the massive amount of blood used in the cartoon.

has anyone else seen this? And what did you think?

Ah, you see, I missed the all important wet t-shirt shot. The making of a film can be that one scene featuring a lovely lady in a clingy see-through wet t-shirt.

Not seen it. I watched 'Master and Commander' the other day though, that was pretty good.

It was at the begininng, where Eddie goes into the biker gangs house. She is told to stay in the car, but doesnt. Instead she kicks ass and then gets her T-shirt wet. Obviously you watched fuck all of it.

Abe, was it? /I thought it looked boring, well one of those films that is good for about 1 hr then you lose interest.

Nah, we stick it to the dastardly french (note insulting use of lower case) that's gotta be a good film.

Well, quite, yes. How the fuck did I miss that? Oh thats right. I may have turned over to coupling for 15 minutes or so.

I think we all know how Mr Frohman feels about that show

What show? Coupling? Dont think I have ever seen it. Whats it about?

Railway carriages

It's a bit shit.

Railway carriages? Chay, shut it.

Don't you mean "ShuNt it"?

wahahahaha...eh, no, I meant shut it.

I actually just read the article you linked to Abe, what about that trumpet Paris Hilton, can that girl be more of an a-hole?

Tum-te-tum.

)"£$&*"()$*!)$*

Club Paris Hilton.

I like Coupling (the TV show), so ner. Geoff is me favourite character. That episode with the Israeli girl and the subtitles was class.

Geoff is the best character
he isnt in the next series cos he wanted to move on
this means that the series is likely to be 87% less funny

Shit. That will rip the core out of it.

i expect they intend a geoff replacement, someone very similar to geoff in the lines he gets but maybe a slightly different character.

Hmm, we'll have to wait and see if that works.

"This wouldn't be so bad, but the "edit someone else's post" button is right next to the "Ban their stupid arse" button"

Cool. You've just inspired me to remake the admin interface for bbCity.