Discussion » Micheal Jackson

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Posted by jem, 16:44, 16th April 2004:
 
you all sound messed up - were u abused as a child. u all need a hug and release the hate and get a fucking life!!!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:45, 16th April 2004:
 
THIS IS NOT A MICHAEL JACKSON SITE. FUCK OFF.


He's dead anyway. Shot himself*







*this isn't true BTW
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:50, 16th April 2004:
 
Being abused as a child is no excuse for writing 'EarthSong'.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:55, 16th April 2004:
 
I like the way the apologists come up with these workarounds to justify his actions. For example, I don't recall ever hearing about him being abused as a kid to the same capacity as most victims of child abuse.

Oh, so his dad called him ugly once. BIG DEAL.

NEWSFLASH: OTHER PEOPLE HAVE SUFFERED ABUSE TOO. WORSE THAN HIM. HE IS NOT A MISUNDERSTOOD INNOCENT OF UNIQUE SUFFERING. HE FUCKS KIDS.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:57, 16th April 2004:
 
SHAMON KIDDIE FUCKER!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:57, 16th April 2004:
 
I've had enough of these losers.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:58, 16th April 2004:
 
Easy AP, let it go.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:02, 16th April 2004:
 
It's like in the song "Bad", where he goes "Your Butt Is Mine", he's actually singing about Fred Savage off the Wonder Years.
Posted by Grim..., 17:08, 16th April 2004:
 
I head he was talking about that kid Rudy from the Cosby show...
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:12, 16th April 2004:
 
He likes 'em white, though. (I once heard)
Posted by Grim..., 17:15, 16th April 2004:
 
Why, because the stains don't show up as much?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:15, 16th April 2004:
 
That's close to the (possibly racist) joke about white chocolate Easter eggs.
Posted by Grim..., 17:17, 16th April 2004:
 
What (possibly racist) joke is that?
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:19, 16th April 2004:
 
Nah, I don't do them.
Posted by Grim..., 17:19, 16th April 2004:
 
Well, that's obviously not true, becuase you know the Easter Egg one =[

We were discussing today whether or not supporting your international football (or any sport) team is a form of Racism.

I decided it was.
Posted by arsepuppy, 17:29, 16th April 2004:
 
Knowledge/Awareness isn't the same as belief/participation.

I'm aware that Jacko supposedly fucks kids. Does mean I participate in similar activities? No.

I know how to shit on a carpet (getting crass now). Do I do it? No.


See what I mean?
Posted by Kallese, 17:41, 16th April 2004:
 
Being abused as a child is no excuse for writing 'EarthSong'.


Dammit, there's coffee in my keyboard now.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 11:03, 19th April 2004:
 
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?

Neil Armstrong was the first man on the world. Michael Jackson f**ks k**ds.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 11:04, 19th April 2004:
 
Ooooh, got another one...

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Iraq?

Michael Jackson f**ked the k*ds, Iraq f**ked the k**ds ...
Posted by Brock, 11:09, 19th April 2004:
 
Hi Doc.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 11:10, 19th April 2004:
 
Ahem.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 11:10, 19th April 2004:
 
Salman Rushdie (born June 19, 1947, Bombay, India) is an essayist and author of fiction mostly set on the Indian subcontinent. He grew up in Mumbai (formerly Bombay), then graduated with honors from King's College, Cambridge in England. His narrative style, blending myth and fantasy with real life, has been described as connected with magical realism.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:17, 19th April 2004:
 
Fatwah Fatwah Fatwah!
Posted by Miki, 11:51, 19th April 2004:
 
Neil Armstrong was the first man on the world.


yaaah ok sure.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:55, 19th April 2004:
 
Apollo Creed was the first man on the Moon.
Posted by Brock, 11:59, 19th April 2004:
 
I thought it was Wallace?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:05, 19th April 2004:
 
Barnes Wallace?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:05, 19th April 2004:
 
William Wallace?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:05, 19th April 2004:
 
Where's Wallace?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:06, 19th April 2004:
 
Wallace Simpson?
Posted by Brock, 12:18, 19th April 2004:
 
Bart Simpson?
Posted by Brock, 12:18, 19th April 2004:
 
Mrs Simpson?
Posted by cal, 17:49, 19th April 2004:
 
Mrs Robinson?
Posted by Brock, 09:40, 20th April 2004:
 
Robinson Crusoe?
Posted by syl, 09:44, 20th April 2004:
 
Swiss Family Robinson?
Posted by Brock, 09:53, 20th April 2004:
 
Swiss Tony?
Posted by Brock, 09:53, 20th April 2004:
 
Tony the Tiger?
Posted by syl, 09:58, 20th April 2004:
 
Tiger Woods?
Posted by Brock, 10:13, 20th April 2004:
 
Woody Woodpecker?
Posted by Brock, 10:13, 20th April 2004:
 
Woody Harrelson?
Posted by Brock, 10:13, 20th April 2004:
 
Woody Allen?
Posted by Brock, 10:13, 20th April 2004:
 
Dave Allen?
Posted by Brock, 10:14, 20th April 2004:
 
Dave Angel (Eco warrior)?
Posted by Grim..., 11:21, 20th April 2004:
 
Dave Lister?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:17, 20th April 2004:
 
Rapist.
Posted by Brock, 12:20, 20th April 2004:
 
*groans*

Chay-baiting already?
Posted by arsepuppy, 12:29, 20th April 2004:
 
hehe.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:37, 20th April 2004:
 
hehehe
Posted by Grim..., 16:02, 20th April 2004:
 
hehehehe
Posted by Brock, 16:07, 20th April 2004:
 
hehehehehe

someone had to do it...
Posted by syl, 16:20, 20th April 2004:
 
he

sorry
Posted by Brock, 16:28, 20th April 2004:
 
*slap*
Posted by syl, 16:30, 20th April 2004:
 
Well deserved. Never mind get me coat, I'll just go outside and shoot myself instead.


clop clop clop

/bang
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:31, 20th April 2004:
 
TFFT.
Posted by syl, 16:33, 20th April 2004:
 
hehe (you don't get off that easily)
Posted by Brock, 16:37, 20th April 2004:
 
Um? TFFT?

/awaits abuse for missing painfully obvious gag to everyone else...
Posted by syl, 16:39, 20th April 2004:
 
Thank Fuck For That!
Posted by Brock, 16:40, 20th April 2004:
 
/slaps own head. Cowers in shame and abject humility

Nice edit, btw. It won't save you, though. I shall wreak my revenge, you'll see...
Posted by syl, 16:41, 20th April 2004:
 
I'll shoot you if you shoot me. But we have to time it right, okay?
Posted by Brock, 16:44, 20th April 2004:
 
I only have a love gun. But, believe me, it is fully loaded and packs a serious hit!!

yeah, baby, etc. etc.
Posted by syl, 16:48, 20th April 2004:
 
You're all talk and no pump-action
Posted by Brock, 16:51, 20th April 2004:
 
No pump action? I daren't even brush against it at the moment, so pent up and rampant is the little fella!

He needs some exercise soon, I tell you. The 'getting a girl drunk' technique fell on it's arse, so I'll have to think of something soon...
Posted by syl, 16:53, 20th April 2004:
 
little?

oh dear
Posted by syl, 16:55, 20th April 2004:
 
clop clop clop

/slam
Posted by Brock, 16:55, 20th April 2004:
 
Compared to a 6'2" bloke, just so you can put it into perspective. Not in terms of a comparison with an appendage of similar ilk, I assure you...

;)
Posted by syl, 16:58, 20th April 2004:
 
Phew!

In that case :

www.saairlink.co.za/ (that other one sucked)
Posted by Brock, 17:02, 20th April 2004:
 
Even though he only has one eye, he can still see that you are a bit of a nutter, and he's a little bit scared of you...

So, no dice. sweetie.
Posted by syl, 17:03, 20th April 2004:
 
Does he go all droopy when I walk by?
Posted by syl, 17:05, 20th April 2004:
 
He should be VERY scared of me! What's the matter with you?
Posted by Brock, 17:07, 20th April 2004:
 
Ok. Bored of talking about my cock now.

Next!
Posted by syl, 17:09, 20th April 2004:
 
"Bored of talking about my cock now".


That's a first. Historical moment. I'm framing this thread
Posted by syl, 17:12, 20th April 2004:
 
cal, please lock it for posterity

:)