Discussion » Leslie Ash

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Posted by Leslie, 12:16, 19th April 2004:
 
Arse Puppy u sad wanker my names Leslie and its spelt the boys way and no i wont change it Leslie Ash can do wot she likes it her life let her get on with it. But stupid people like every1 on dis site is being horrible towards her i wish every1 here could have big lips for a day and people pointing and laughing at u and u could all see wot it feels like.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:17, 19th April 2004:
 
Dad?
Posted by carbonite, 12:20, 19th April 2004:
 
There's a very racist joke in there somewhere but I'm not the man to be telling it...
Posted by Alfie, 12:30, 19th April 2004:
 
hhahahahaha

"iamcal: i wish every1 here could have big lips for a day"

STRAPLINE!!!
Posted by Grim..., 13:13, 19th April 2004:
 
May I be the first to say:

"FUCK OFF, LESLIE!"

Thankyou.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:27, 19th April 2004:
 
Leslie? Is that you? Do you remember that night under the stars? You were wearing that red dress...
Posted by Brock, 14:06, 19th April 2004:
 
"Arse Puppy u sad wanker"

Good point though, in fairness.
Posted by Brock, 14:09, 19th April 2004:
 
Oh. And if Alfie still has that big bag of comma's, feel free to sprinkle some liberally over the lead post, would you?

I get out of breath if I read it aloud.
Posted by Alfie, 14:30, 19th April 2004:
 
sorry, i, was, hungry, and, i, used, them, all, up.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:35, 19th April 2004:
 
comma-comma-comma chameleon?

sorry
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:38, 19th April 2004:
 
????

(My grandad was called Leslie. He was a Nazi)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:42, 19th April 2004:
 
(when did I ever talk about Leslie Ash?)

"Leslie", or should I say "Lee Chapman", you are a dozy cunt.

And your missus likes it from garlic munchers, innit.
Posted by carbonite, 15:19, 19th April 2004:
 
Seen bruv. 'ere me now an' watch while me get dem wagwan cru and bruck up your Nova innit blud.
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:21, 19th April 2004:
 
I'm still baffled by that first post, though...
Posted by Brock, 15:57, 19th April 2004:
 
arsepuppy? Baffled?

Now there's a thing...
Posted by cal, 17:48, 19th April 2004:
 
new strapline!