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Posted by romeo, 23:06, 19th April 2004:
 
hi i am 23 6"1 and about 132 lbs
Posted by Alfie, 02:41, 20th April 2004:
 
you will die alone
Posted by juliet, 07:56, 20th April 2004:
 
we will die together
Posted by Grim..., 11:25, 20th April 2004:
 
236 feet tall?

YOU, SIR, ARE A GIANT!
Posted by Grim..., 11:26, 20th April 2004:
 
Cut down his beanstalk!
Posted by Brock, 11:30, 20th April 2004:
 
With no anaesthetic!

That'll learn him!
Posted by Brock, 11:37, 20th April 2004:
 
Although it does actually say 236" 1. Which is 236 inches and '1'. This would actually make him nearly 20 foot tall. Still quite a size, I suppose.

No wonder he has trouble getting laid. He's a freak.
Posted by Brock, 11:49, 20th April 2004:
 
Unless of course, he's 23 years old, 6 inches high, and weighs 132 pounds.

That would make him rather a fat disc of flab, wouldn't it?
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 12:49, 20th April 2004:
 
Are you likening this character to a frisbee, Brick?
Posted by Brock, 13:30, 20th April 2004:
 
Like to see you throw a 132 pound frisbee, Salmon.

Although a comparable depth of character to a frisbee would seem to be justifiable in this case.
Posted by syl, 14:04, 20th April 2004:
 
Is Salman Doc, then?
Posted by shakeelahmedsk, 14:26, 20th April 2004:
 
i'm from india
Posted by shakeelahmedsk, 14:27, 20th April 2004:
 
juliet ..... good job
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:58, 20th April 2004:
 
juliet bravo?
Posted by Brock, 15:00, 20th April 2004:
 
Joliet Jake?
Posted by Brock, 15:00, 20th April 2004:
 
Jonny Bravo?
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:03, 20th April 2004:
 
Jonny Briggs?
Posted by Brock, 15:15, 20th April 2004:
 
Briggs and Stratton?
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 15:16, 20th April 2004:
 
No, I am a friend of the Doc, he send all his friends this talented email, saying "Hey, come see this great site!!". So I just had to take a wander along to this particular area of the web.
Posted by syl, 15:19, 20th April 2004:
 
ha ha! Okay! Hello Doc
Posted by friday, 15:21, 20th April 2004:
 
talented email ??
Posted by Lucy Record, 15:21, 20th April 2004:
 
What do you mean, syl??

No, the doc is talented on email throwing.
Posted by Brock, 15:23, 20th April 2004:
 
YAY!!! Friday posts at last!!

Your keyboard been bust, or sumfink?

Or have you got your radio station sorted?
Posted by syl, 15:26, 20th April 2004:
 
"What do you mean, syl??"

I know it's you, Doc. You're taking the piss out of when I morphed into Uma and claimed that I got this link by email!
Posted by friday, 15:27, 20th April 2004:
 
not yet Brock, but got a little session on the local radio instead, for now

I will conquer the rest of the world through radio later
Posted by Brock, 15:29, 20th April 2004:
 
Someone taking the piss out of Syl?

I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON YA FOOKERS! OUTSIDE NOW! HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Sorry. Went all Warhead.
Posted by syl, 15:32, 20th April 2004:
 
Fook you Brek
Posted by Lucy Record, 19:04, 20th April 2004:
 
Brick!!
Posted by Brock, 19:14, 20th April 2004:
 
Lucy, you rancid old mouldy slapper! Where have you been?
Posted by Lucy Record, 19:17, 20th April 2004:
 
Hush you slag! I've been 'researching'.
Posted by Brock, 19:47, 20th April 2004:
 
Yeah. Researching the average size cock from a pool of 2536 applicants, if rumours are to be believed.

Little Miss "On yer back".
Posted by WarHead, 22:58, 20th April 2004:
 
Someone taking the piss out of Syl?

I'LL TAKE YOU ALL ON YA FOOKERS! OUTSIDE NOW! HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Sorry. Went all Warhead.


Hey, that wasn't bad, except I can spell 'fuckers.'
Posted by Brock, 23:35, 20th April 2004:
 
Shame you can't say it, you Northern Bastard. As I believe the Latin name for your species is spelt.