Posted by
Hanni, 18:44, 23rd April 2004:
Anyone want an invitation to breedster?
Posted by
jeffld, 19:00, 23rd April 2004:
Sounds a little bit to l33t for me. No tanks.
I will not join any system that is by invite only.
Posted by
cal, 19:06, 23rd April 2004:
i'd better revoke your iamcal approval then
Posted by
Brock, 19:07, 23rd April 2004:
Yeah. Get back to the intro's Bitch!
tee hee
Posted by
Hanni, 19:32, 23rd April 2004:
How about you Brock?
(Oh dear. I sound a bit desperate)
Posted by
Brock, 19:34, 23rd April 2004:
I am already in there, thanks.
Although I took the piss out of one of the people that run it, and all of a sudden I have picked up a bug that means that I get half the energy value from the food that I eat...
Look:
"A pathogenic agent was found in your food.
The pathogen lives in your digestive tract and affects your metabolism:
every hour 10% of the food is digested but it will increase your energy
level by just 5%.
Your excrement will be contaminated."
Can't help thinking that the 2 things are linked, somehow...
:(
Posted by
Hanni, 19:35, 23rd April 2004:
Should have thought you'd already be in there! Know anyone else that does - I appear to be drowning in eggs!
OOps - what did you say?
Posted by
Brock, 19:38, 23rd April 2004:
I don't know anyone who would be interested that isn't already on here, and hence already knows/has joined.
This site represents the geek sector of my life.
:D
Posted by
Hanni, 19:46, 23rd April 2004:
Had gathered that :)
OK - I shall just have to control my urges until I get rid of some of my eggs :p
Posted by
Brock, 19:47, 23rd April 2004:
That sounds so filthy if you read it out of context...
Posted by
Hanni, 19:49, 23rd April 2004:
Oh god. I
cannot believe I said that. I can see it coming back to haunt me.
Posted by
Hanni, 19:53, 23rd April 2004:
Anyhoo, to get away from that regrettable incident a.s.a.p.
:)
Posted by
Hanni, 19:57, 23rd April 2004:
Oh dear. He's gone. Looks like I'll just have to talk to myself again. Things could go downhill from here!
Posted by
Brock, 20:18, 23rd April 2004:
(Had to cook dinner...)
Posted by
Sul, 20:24, 23rd April 2004:
(them microwave meals can be a cunt eh? I sometimes have trouble removing the spastic film too)
Posted by
Hanni, 20:24, 23rd April 2004:
Ah. Sorry mate.
Posted by
Hanni, 20:25, 23rd April 2004:
*collapses laughing uncontrollably, to stares from those around her*
Posted by
Brock, 20:25, 23rd April 2004:
Even worse than that. It's super noodles... I can't be arsed to cook properly, as I spent too long dicking around on here kicking Grim while he was down.
I'm supposed to be in the pub in 20 mins. Need to shave and all that yet.
Might have to fuck off.
Well. Maybe another 5 mins messing about...
Posted by
Hanni, 20:29, 23rd April 2004:
Good good, anyway - unshaven is
so much better...
Posted by
Sul, 20:30, 23rd April 2004:
Ooooh super noodles. I might have some of that later.
Posted by
Brock, 20:30, 23rd April 2004:
/fights temptation to drop straight into shameless flirt-slut mode cos Doc will abuse me.
Hanni: Thanks, cheeky.
/gently taps her under the chin
Posted by
Brock, 20:30, 23rd April 2004:
I tried, anyway...
Posted by
Hanni, 20:31, 23rd April 2004:
Doc? DO fill me in
Posted by
Sul, 20:32, 23rd April 2004:
Hanni: Yeah because grisly adams is such a sex icon.
says the bloke with the worse beard ever
Posted by
Brock, 20:33, 23rd April 2004:
He gives me shit, generally. But on this particular occasion I was flirting outrageously on here with someone, and he spewed forth a large quantity of bile over it all.
He, erm, 'suggested' that we flirt somewhere else so he didn't have to witness it.
Hee hee hee!
Posted by
Brock, 20:34, 23rd April 2004:
Sul: You have a beard?!!!!!!!!1111111
Wow! After only 20 years trying to grow one, too! Well done, mate!
Posted by
Hanni, 20:34, 23rd April 2004:
Hrmm.
Sul: Beard? I don't see one :p
Posted by
Brock, 20:35, 23rd April 2004:
The wind must have blown as the pic was taken. Or a cat jumped up and licked it off his face.
The pre-pubescent freak.
Posted by
Hanni, 20:35, 23rd April 2004:
Ahhhhh, got ya. *repeats regrettable sentence from earlier*
Posted by
Hanni, 20:36, 23rd April 2004:
(to brock)
Posted by
Brock, 20:36, 23rd April 2004:
So, Hanni.
Do
you have a beard?
Posted by
Hanni, 20:37, 23rd April 2004:
Oh yes. An extremely large one.
Posted by
Brock, 20:39, 23rd April 2004:
If you fold it under, can it keep your arse warm?
Posted by
Brock, 20:40, 23rd April 2004:
goDAMN! I'm a flirting genius, i tell ya!
Posted by
Hanni, 20:40, 23rd April 2004:
Most certainly. Just the way i like it.
Posted by
Hanni, 20:40, 23rd April 2004:
Why yes.
Posted by
Brock, 20:41, 23rd April 2004:
clag nuts
Posted by
Hanni, 20:42, 23rd April 2004:
tee hee
Posted by
Hanni, 20:43, 23rd April 2004:
Didn't somebody have to go to the pub? :p
Posted by
Brock, 20:43, 23rd April 2004:
Ah FUCK!
Now I'm proper late....
Bye!
Posted by
jeffld, 21:06, 23rd April 2004:
wow I almost missed this entire thread .
Cal: Please don't revoke me yet. (unless I start acting like an idiot)
Posted by
cal, 22:58, 23rd April 2004:
:)
Posted by
poterat, 01:01, 25th April 2004:
I would like a breedster egg. PLease?
Posted by
Hanni, 09:03, 25th April 2004:
Sure - I need your email address though - get in touch with me
hanni@pinksocks.co.uk :)
Posted by
bain, 20:34, 5th May 2004:
that breedster thing is annoying
i've been raped twice, and i'm now sitting in a pool of my own excrement unable to move ;[
Posted by
bain, 20:34, 5th May 2004:
way to dig up a really old thread bain
Posted by
moitio, 20:36, 5th May 2004:
I am sorry for being such a n00b but what is breedster
Posted by
bain, 20:41, 5th May 2004:
you're a bug
you eat and shit
you have sex
that's basically it as far as i can tell
i was randomly poked on msn the other week and offered to join, so i did out of boredom
and all i've done since i wandered around not being able to find a single thing to eat ;[
Posted by
moitio, 20:42, 5th May 2004:
so.. where is it?
Posted by
Hanni, 20:42, 5th May 2004:
Randomly poked?
Hmph.
:p
Posted by
Hanni, 20:44, 5th May 2004:
breedster.drunkmenworkhere.org/
Want an invite?
Posted by
moitio, 20:45, 5th May 2004:
sure, thanks
Posted by
bain, 20:47, 5th May 2004:
Well, I'd say it was randomly poked.
As I have no idea who you are. And the first thing you said to me was "hey wanna join breedster?" ;p
Posted by
Hanni, 20:50, 5th May 2004:
Guh.
Posted by
bain, 20:51, 5th May 2004:
;[
Posted by
moitio, 20:58, 5th May 2004:
Thanks Hanni
Posted by
Hanni, 21:03, 5th May 2004:
You're welcome.
Posted by
moitio, 21:07, 5th May 2004:
Next plan of action: Get approved
Stop all that darn flirting Brick!
Posted by
Brock, 08:34, 6th May 2004:
Shove it up your arse!
You're not my Mum!
Posted by
chris, 08:39, 6th May 2004:
Can I have an egg please?
Yeah, alright. I've got four here...
Actually, I've got the damn bug.
Posted by
Rosie, 16:20, 6th May 2004:
I wanna join.
Can I have an invite?
Posted by
Brock, 16:22, 6th May 2004:
I'll send you an egg tonight.
Posted by
Rosie, 16:23, 6th May 2004:
How do you do it? Do you send me a password?
Posted by
Rosie, 16:24, 6th May 2004:
Whats an egg?
Posted by
Brock, 16:24, 6th May 2004:
it's your invite, doofus!
Posted by
Rosie, 16:26, 6th May 2004:
Awright Pinhead!!!
(thanks btw x)
Who can send me a egg? ;)
Posted by
Brock, 16:34, 6th May 2004:
Does it itch?
Posted by
syl, 16:34, 6th May 2004:
Oops. No, I also have the virus. Sorreeeee
Posted by
Rosie, 17:09, 6th May 2004:
Chay - if I send you a photo in the post, would you update my profile photo for me?
Posted by
Alfie, 17:21, 6th May 2004:
of course :D hehe
in the post?!
Posted by
msmoz, 19:50, 9th May 2004:
if anyone can still spare a non-infected invitation to breedster, i'd love
one...lauren.oster@juno.com
Posted by
msmoz, 19:51, 9th May 2004:
sorry, read that without the "one..."
Posted by
Miki, 20:18, 9th May 2004:
would be happy to oblige, but I'm infected
Posted by
Brock, 22:50, 9th May 2004:
As am I. I have rotten eggs.
:(