Posted by
SAMMSAMM, 19:24, 26th April 2004:
people are so cruill why do you people hate mj so bad. i beileive he didnt do it so there thats my op you got a prob reply with it.
Did you hear about Posh Spices affair with MJ? He denies it naturally, he says he was in Brooklyn at the time. (Grims Joke.)
Now watch as that *Whoooooosh*es over the American heads.
Posted by
Brock, 19:36, 26th April 2004:
And while they are looking up, we can kick this new twat in the happy sacks, and knee him in the face when his legs crumble.
Who says we are cruill anyway?
Posted by
Grim..., 10:15, 27th April 2004:
I just lost a quite expensive gig because the yellow pages has listed the wrong telephone number for me =[
I've replied with a problem
Posted by
Cole, 10:23, 27th April 2004:
I've got many problems, but none general enough to able to reply to your message SAMMSAMM
Oh look .... birds ..... nesting
Posted by
WarHead, 13:54, 27th April 2004:
"And while they are looking up, we can kick this new twat in the happy sacks, and knee him in the face when his legs crumble. "
Can't we just ask Cal to delete these silly threads?
Posted by
Brock, 13:56, 27th April 2004:
Then we wouldn't have had Abe's MJ joke. And we like abusing these people, we're good at it, and it gives the regulars a break.
:)
Why don't you just ignore the intro threads, or knock them off your options list on your profile?
Posted by
Grim..., 13:59, 27th April 2004:
Abe's MJ joke
We'll have less of that!
Posted by
Brock, 14:16, 27th April 2004:
(I'd even rather credit that twat Abe, than you...)
;)
Posted by
Grim..., 14:33, 27th April 2004:
(That's only because I've been right about TurboChargers and mirrors so far, and I was sensible enough not to join in with the energy / mass argument, which I see you also conclusively lost)
=]
Posted by
Brock, 14:37, 27th April 2004:
You were ABSOLUTELY not. Particularly about Turbochargers! And I was heavily involved in the mass/energy argument.
Do you read the same threads as the rest of us? Or are they filtered to allow you to be gently cushioned by your ignorance?
Yeah sorry Grim, i later realised that it was you i heard it from in the first place.
^&%^*$^&(^&*()
Posted by
Grim..., 14:40, 27th April 2004:
Who said you weren't involved in the mass/energy argument - I only said you lost.
And at which point were you dramatically correct about turbochargers?
Oh, I know, it was when you said you couldn't mix superchargers and turbochargers together, wasn't it =]
Posted by
Brock, 14:43, 27th April 2004:
No I said they were seperate things. I was, and still am correct. You were the one that brought up hybrids, but said that turbo's and superchargers were the same because of their existence.
A half breed lion and tiger cross is exactly that- a different kind of animal. It is, however, neither a lion nor a tiger.
Posted by
Alfie, 15:00, 27th April 2004:
So to sum up:
turbochargers are dull
energy schmenergy
light change in the room not noticable
Posted by
Brock, 15:00, 27th April 2004:
And a turbo can never be considered the same as a Lion.
Posted by
Grim..., 15:03, 27th April 2004:
turbochargers are dull
energy schmenergy
light change in the room not noticable
Good point - anyone got anything
useful we can argue about?
A cure for Cystic Fybrosis, perhaps?
Posted by
Alfie, 15:05, 27th April 2004:
either that or who is the best Star Trek captain
Posted by
Brock, 15:08, 27th April 2004:
Grim.. is a nob jockey?
*(&^^^&^&(&*(&*&
Posted by
Alfie, 15:09, 27th April 2004:
that was my point
Posted by
Brock, 15:10, 27th April 2004:
hee hee
Posted by
Grim..., 15:18, 27th April 2004:
Was that fit 7 of 9 woman a captain?
She gets my vote =]
Posted by
Alfie, 15:19, 27th April 2004:
don't pretend you don't know if she was a captain or not.
Posted by
Grim..., 15:20, 27th April 2004:
I know she wasn't captain of voyager, but I don't know how she got there. She could have been a borg captain.
Anyway, you're the one that likes Trek, not me!
Posted by
Alfie, 15:27, 27th April 2004:
she was just a drone that they picked up
Posted by
Alfie, 15:33, 27th April 2004:
(and she gets your vote, not she get is your vote)
Posted by
Brock, 15:33, 27th April 2004:
Woman?
Drone?
Hmmmm. I'm sure there's a gag there, if I could
juuuust find it...
Posted by
Grim..., 15:40, 27th April 2004:
£"^%&*(&^%$£"
Posted by
Slut, 16:10, 27th April 2004:
Hi ppl
Posted by
Slut, 16:11, 27th April 2004:
hmmmmmmmmm yer ok
Posted by
Slut, 16:11, 27th April 2004:
dead in ere innit
Posted by
Slut, 16:11, 27th April 2004:
amie say ello
Posted by
Brock, 16:12, 27th April 2004:
Only between your ears.
Posted by
slappa, 16:12, 27th April 2004:
hi!!!!!!!!
Posted by
Slut, 16:14, 27th April 2004:
who's brock??
Posted by
Slut, 16:14, 27th April 2004:
brock who r u?
Posted by
Slut, 16:15, 27th April 2004:
amies its bout bloody time u sed ello
Posted by
slappa, 16:15, 27th April 2004:
ya cheeky cow
Posted by
Slut, 16:16, 27th April 2004:
*yawns* theses chat rooms r crap
Posted by
Brock, 16:16, 27th April 2004:
It's about time you went back to playgroup.
Posted by
Slut, 16:16, 27th April 2004:
hahaha mooooo
Posted by
Grim..., 16:16, 27th April 2004:
Hey, Slut, they're giving away free tyre valve LED caps at the 7/11! They will fit on your bike!
Quick, before they run out!
Posted by
Slut, 16:16, 27th April 2004:
brock ooooo sorry u "mature person"
Posted by
Brock, 16:16, 27th April 2004:
It's a forum you spastic. For adults, or people with brains only. You qualify on neither account.
Go away.
Posted by
Slut, 16:17, 27th April 2004:
grim did i say u cud speak to me???
Posted by
Slut, 16:18, 27th April 2004:
o soz n like am sposed to act really grown up wen am 17!!!!!!
Posted by
Slut, 16:18, 27th April 2004:
grow***
Posted by
Slut, 16:19, 27th April 2004:
this is borin amie, r u still on the fone?
Posted by
Brock, 16:20, 27th April 2004:
17 IQ?
I'm shocked. That would seem high.
Posted by
Grim..., 16:21, 27th April 2004:
o soz n like am sposed to act really grown up wen am 17!!!!!!
grow***
You missed out:
oh***
sorry***
I***
supposed***
when***
I***
Curiously, one of the only words you got correct is the one you then changed...
Posted by
Slut, 16:22, 27th April 2004:
oh, btw brock u dont even know me so dont start given me the big adult lecture thing about me bein all grown up an actin like an adult. Maybe i dont want to. so dont judge a book by its cover.
Posted by
Brock, 16:22, 27th April 2004:
Then this site is the wrong place for you, you irritating little gobshite. So FUCK OFF!
Posted by
Slut, 16:23, 27th April 2004:
grim i am so sorry, there are such things as 'slang' but u wudnt know that, apparently ur all old
Posted by
Alfie, 16:23, 27th April 2004:
Fuck you Slut, and your cat
Posted by
Alfie, 16:24, 27th April 2004:
spelling things incorrectly isn't slang, fuckweasel
Posted by
Slut, 16:24, 27th April 2004:
how about NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
have i touched a nerve??? oops sorry *blows kisses*
Posted by
Grim..., 16:24, 27th April 2004:
There are also such things as 'cunts' - look in a mirror (we've been talking about them for a while) and you'll see one.
Posted by
Slut, 16:25, 27th April 2004:
fuckwease??? wot type of word is that like?
Posted by
Alfie, 16:25, 27th April 2004:
you really should learn to spell properly, those McDonald's application forms are pretty tricky to fill in, so I've heard
Posted by
Grim..., 16:25, 27th April 2004:
Chay - IP ban?
Posted by
Alfie, 16:25, 27th April 2004:
fuckwease is a word you just made up. I think it's when an old person has sex.
Posted by
Slut, 16:25, 27th April 2004:
i know there is such things as cunts, u have one on ur head
Posted by
Slut, 16:26, 27th April 2004:
oh i cnt b assed argueing
Posted by
Grim..., 16:26, 27th April 2004:
fuckwease??? wot type of word is that like?
Jesus, it takes someone really special to fuck up copy and pasting...
Wow, so that's how schools prepare seventeen year olds for the world.
Posted by
Slut, 16:27, 27th April 2004:
u all say am pathetic and immature, look at u all argueing with a 17 year old girl. If u had any more sense than me u wud just ignore me.
Posted by
Grim..., 16:27, 27th April 2004:
u have one on ur head
Hehehehe...
#Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...#
Posted by
Grim..., 16:28, 27th April 2004:
u all say am pathetic and immature, look at u all argueing with a 17 year old girl. If u had any more sense than me u wud just ignore me.
No-one ignores Sluts, silly 'girl'.
Posted by
Alfie, 16:28, 27th April 2004:
Grim... where have you been, I dont any admin rights!
Posted by
Slut, 16:28, 27th April 2004:
right amie am off
Posted by
Sul, 16:29, 27th April 2004:
But the children are our future apparently. We must teach you well and let you lead the way. Alternatively we could just kill Generation Txt and start over.
Posted by
Slut, 16:29, 27th April 2004:
wow grim look at u, ur something special bein able to copy and paste. *click*
Posted by
Slut, 16:30, 27th April 2004:
goodbye ppl, dont miss me to much *mwah*
Posted by
Alfie, 16:31, 27th April 2004:
yuh bubye then
don't get horribly burnt to death or anything
Posted by
Grim..., 16:31, 27th April 2004:
Okay, well - show us then.
Say something witty / interesting / whatever, and spell it correctly.
Alfie: What happened to your admin rights, and the word 'have', and the apostrophe in don't?
Posted by
Brock, 16:31, 27th April 2004:
/loses will to live
Posted by
Miriam, 16:36, 27th April 2004:
First, I would like to apologise for the abusive name my daughter gave herself on this site.
However, I think the way you treated her is terrible!
And as for "don't get horribly burnt to death or anything", what an awful thing to say!
You should all be ashamed of yourselves - it's nobodies fault that Carol has learning difficulties, perhaps you should give new people more of a chance!
Posted by
Brock, 16:37, 27th April 2004:
Yeah, right!!! Hahahaha!
;)
(Doc?)
Posted by
Alfie, 16:39, 27th April 2004:
It's a quote from one of the most successful writers of modern times. Mr Terry Pratchett
and Grim... i only had enough money for one 'have' in that post.
Posted by
Alfie, 16:40, 27th April 2004:
nobodies?
Posted by
nobodie, 16:44, 27th April 2004:
Yeah, my bad.
Posted by
Grim..., 16:44, 27th April 2004:
Just in case
Sorry, Slut's mum.
But appearing on a site with that username and posting 'Hi ppl' is, er, really not that bad, but hey, we don't like change.
Or something.
Posted by
Grim..., 16:45, 27th April 2004:
Chay - isn't that the correct spelling of 'nobodies'?
Posted by
Brock, 16:48, 27th April 2004:
How about "This is a privately owned site, we are not subject to any rules other than those we set for ourselves, or that Cal (the owner) asks us to abide by. We did not invite them here, therefore they are not our problem, so they can ALL fuck off".
Maybe that should be a disclaimer (or one written a bit better, but I'm rushing) should be on the FAQ's?
Posted by
Brock, 16:50, 27th April 2004:
Grim: No. It's nobody's. It's a possessive whossname.
Posted by
Grim..., 16:52, 27th April 2004:
Brock: Or:
"IAmCal: Enter at your own risk, and only if you are willing to write in English"
Posted by
Alfie, 16:53, 27th April 2004:
grim - nobodies is ok like "a bunch of nobodies" but not for when the fault belongs to nobody. nobody's fault
probably
just looks odd to me
Posted by
Brock, 16:54, 27th April 2004:
"No idiots need post or even bother looking. Cal's decision is final. In his absence, the responsibility of deciding if you are not welcome resides with the first person, whom is approved, that you irritate."
Posted by
Alfie, 16:54, 27th April 2004:
Nobodies = plural of nobody.
Nobody's = possessive of nobody (as in, "nobody's fault")
Posted by
Miriam, 16:59, 27th April 2004:
Sorry, Mr perfect speller.
But my point still remains, you are a nasty bunch of people. Just because you are sitting behind a computer doesn't mean you should act differently to the way you would in real life.
Grim, that was a pretty poor apology, but thanks all the same.
Posted by
Grim..., 16:59, 27th April 2004:
"IAmCal: Play nicely or fuck off"?
Posted by
Brock, 17:01, 27th April 2004:
Miriam: You think I am any nicer than this in real life to a stupid, irritating little offensive kid?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Get a grip, sweetheart!
Who upset Miriam? Come on, who was it?
*shakes fist*
Posted by
Grim..., 17:03, 27th April 2004:
Brock: I bet you are.
Fog: All of us, I think =]
tut tut tut...thats really not like you lot to upset people.
Posted by
Brock, 17:06, 27th April 2004:
Arf!
Posted by
Grim..., 17:06, 27th April 2004:
heh =]
or perhaps some people are just to sensitive.
Posted by
Brock, 17:09, 27th April 2004:
"Sorry, Mr perfect speller"
Hahahaha!! Way to make us feel stupid!
Posted by
Grim..., 17:09, 27th April 2004:
To be honest Miriam, it's not people who have trouble with spelling or punctuation who bother us, it's people that don't make the effort.
And, you have to agree, it's hard to tell the difference across a computer screen.
But, in fairness, we all like each other here, and it's not like we treat each other any better...
Posted by
Sul, 17:09, 27th April 2004:
"you are a nasty bunch of people."
Most of the time it’s only to people we don’t like. You can't like everyone and we fucking hated your kid. It’s the way the internet works, Honey, deal with it. Perhaps in real life it would’ve taken us a little while longer to figure out how much we didn’t like "Slut" but the glory of the internet allowed us to assess her on her inane little posts.
Posted by
gobbo, 17:11, 27th April 2004:
Miriam, perhaps you should be supervising your daughter when she browses websites, or get Netnanny. Then instead of being told to fuck off she would probably be told to **** off. Its more polite innit. Or something.
Posted by
Grim..., 17:13, 27th April 2004:
Or, alternatively, you could send her to a special school for rasberry ripples and she could learn to type?
Posted by
Grim..., 17:13, 27th April 2004:
/runs like fuck
Posted by
gobbo, 17:14, 27th April 2004:
lol @ rasberry ripples
Posted by
Grim..., 17:16, 27th April 2004:
Rhyming slang, innit?
I'm know quite a lot of it, especially when you consider that I don't come from London...
Posted by
Grim..., 17:18, 27th April 2004:
Actually, that was a horrible thing to say.
For starters, my girlfriend is a teacher for mentally and physically handicapped children and I wouldn't want to inflict 'Slut' on her.
By the way, if I was a parent, and my 17 year old girl chose the online name 'Slut' I'd be
so proud...
Posted by
Brock, 17:23, 27th April 2004:
Would have had to have been an immaculate conception for you to procreate though.
Posted by
Grim..., 17:28, 27th April 2004:
$£^%&^%^%£%^&^$
Posted by
Alfie, 17:28, 27th April 2004:
Who does Miriam think she is, the Slut's mother?
Posted by
Grim..., 17:29, 27th April 2004:
=]
Posted by
Brock, 17:29, 27th April 2004:
Nice one Alfie!!
Grim: One "Get out of jail free" card duly issued. Although the fact you have a girlfriend at all has deeply disturbed me.
Posted by
Grim..., 17:32, 27th April 2004:
=]
Have you not read about her?
Hang on...
Well, there's
topic 2 for a start...
Posted by
Sul, 17:33, 27th April 2004:
"I know quite a lot of it, especially when you consider that I don't come from London..."
Wow! Neither do I and I know loads too. We should start a club or something. Maybe a website too. We need to educate that small minority of people who arent from London and dont use rhyming slang every day. Perhaps pointing out every time its used.
Posted by
Alfie, 17:34, 27th April 2004:
topic two contains the infamous monkey nose bleed and also
"Rosie, 11:29 04 December 2003 :
Sul said he would eat my period!
:)"
nice
Posted by
Brock, 17:34, 27th April 2004:
Grim: I just assumed you were making it up.
I've seen your profile pic, don't forget.
Posted by
Grim..., 17:35, 27th April 2004:
Hang on,
here's the good one (which involves nakedness, death threats and other stuff).
Posted by
Grim..., 17:36, 27th April 2004:
!"£$%^&*()!"£$%^&*()
Posted by
Brock, 17:38, 27th April 2004:
?
Posted by
Alfie, 17:39, 27th April 2004:
i just realised what PCDJ stands for
Phosters-Can Dick Jockey
Posted by
Grim..., 17:42, 27th April 2004:
Um, ignore that, it is me.
What the
fuck was I on about?
Posted by
Grim..., 17:44, 27th April 2004:
And Alfie stands for:
Annoying Little Fucker, Isn't 'E?
Posted by
Grim..., 17:44, 27th April 2004:
Anyway, home.
See y'all.
Posted by
Brock, 19:29, 27th April 2004:
Grim: I thought it was
Annoying
Little
Fucking
Inconsequential
Ewok
But I may be mistaken.
;)
Posted by
Alfie, 20:35, 27th April 2004:
I'm 5 foot 10 so hardly small or ewok like.
glad im not any taller or i would grow through my hair.
then i would look like a twat.
:P
Posted by
Alfie, 20:36, 27th April 2004:
The G stands for Granny and the ... is there to represent "mer"
Posted by
Alfie, 20:38, 27th April 2004:
The "Bro" is short for Brother and the "ck" for Cock Kisser.
Which is why he got kicked out of the monastery
Posted by
cal, 22:10, 27th April 2004:
i've updated the FAQ:
www.iamcal.com/about.php?page=3
Posted by
jeffld, 22:13, 27th April 2004:
Go Brock!
Posted by
Brock, 22:33, 27th April 2004:
Fuck I'm famous!!!!
*does little wiggly arse dance with both hands held out in front of him*
"Go Brockles, Go Brockles!!"
Any more bitch-slapping required, give me a shout. I am available for all occasions, and (for the price of a few beers) am able to come and insult anyone you choose anywhere in the country.
Posted by
Brock, 22:35, 27th April 2004:
Oh, and Alfie: "Bro" stands for "Big rampant organ" and "ck" stand for "I fucked your Mum up the shitter and she begged for more".
Just thought I would clear that one up.
love and kisses.
;P
Posted by
Alfie, 22:48, 27th April 2004:
you havent really got the hang of this have you brick?
Posted by
Brock, 22:52, 27th April 2004:
Hang on. Still looking in the thesaurus for words that start with c and k.
I'll call you back.....
Posted by
WarHead, 23:10, 27th April 2004:
But we all know what the 'C' on yer hat stands for, sunbeam. ;0)
Posted by
Brock, 23:13, 27th April 2004:
Yeah.
"Cunt"
How could I possibly try to deny that?
:D
Posted by
WarHead, 00:23, 28th April 2004:
I was going to say 'cretin.' Well, you win some, you lose some.
Posted by
Grim..., 10:05, 28th April 2004:
A-hahahahahahahaha
