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Posted by Brock, 10:11, 1st May 2004:
 
We argue enough about this

This should sort out the L33tr tosspots.
Posted by Brock, 10:12, 1st May 2004:
 
*ahem*

Grammar God!You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already topreserve the English tongue, it should be.Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you? brought to you by Quizilla



On the first go. I'm just going to sit over here and be smug. The damn picture doesn't work, but I only claim to be good at grammar, not links. Ho hum.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:57, 1st May 2004:
 
You are a STUDENT of the English language!

You are on your way to becoming gramatically sound; however, you must keep studying if you ever want to be a master. You do manage to speak better than most Americans, but then again, that's not really saying too much...

Well there's a blow to my street cred.
Posted by Brock, 11:06, 1st May 2004:
 
On your knees and kowtow to me, peasant. I shall rip into your future posts with impunity!!!!

I reckon Alfie won't get off that site till he gets the God one, though. Even if it takes him all night and writing the answers down...
Posted by su, 11:10, 1st May 2004:
 
i don't want to brag or anything but - i am a GRAMMAR GOD!
plus i didn't even cheat
Posted by Brock, 11:12, 1st May 2004:
 
That's ok, su. I didn't cheat either. We can sit on high on large cushions made from 'rightness' and gaze smugly at Abe as he hacks the English language to pieces.

Then stick a bolt of grammar-lightning up his fat arse.
Posted by su, 11:14, 1st May 2004:
 
most excelent!
Posted by Brock, 11:16, 1st May 2004:
 
/smacks head

If you're going to be a grammar god, we HAVE to sort your spelling out!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:21, 1st May 2004:
 
hehehe, thats either a great pun or really ironic.
Posted by su, 11:21, 1st May 2004:
 
nope - that stasy bad
Posted by jeffld, 20:11, 1st May 2004:
 
I rock.



You are a complete and utter BASTARDIZATIONof the English tongue!
Posted by cal, 20:20, 1st May 2004:
 
su has actually been editing her posts to make them misspelt in this thread :)
Posted by Kallese, 21:37, 1st May 2004:
 
eh, fuck da code.

But I am a Grammar God :D
Posted by Rebecca, 22:17, 1st May 2004:
 
I am a Grammar God :)
Posted by su, 23:20, 1st May 2004:
 
bite me cal, my spulling is bad!
Posted by Andy, 17:46, 2nd May 2004:
 
Grammar god - now I just need to find a website where people don't spell so well (like that malachai thread the other week) and I can lord it over them.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 18:22, 2nd May 2004:
 
Second time around, i managed to reduce my shame.

You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. Congratulations and thank you!
Posted by syl, 19:44, 2nd May 2004:
 
You can't have another go!
(I was a master only) :(
Posted by Abe Frohman, 20:03, 2nd May 2004:
 
You are a complete and utter BASTARDIZATION of the English tongue!

Unless this is your third language, there is absolutely no excuse for your ignorance. You shame us with your speech. Go back and finish your schooling, bastard.


hehe.
Posted by syl, 20:42, 2nd May 2004:
 
You still there Abie?
Posted by Perclissigi, 00:32, 3rd May 2004:
 

You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already topreserve the English tongue, it should be.Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you? brought to you by Quizilla



First time, no cheating, I thank you all.
So now you know, that my terrible spelling and grammar is purely down to my lazyness, and bugger-all else!
Posted by reitsma, 01:01, 3rd May 2004:
 
Grammar God!You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already topreserve the English tongue, it should be.Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you? brought to you by Quizilla
Posted by su, 02:43, 3rd May 2004:
 
i;m weth you perc
Posted by reitsma, 07:35, 3rd May 2004:
 
*slaps su silly for spelling shittily*
Posted by syl, 08:22, 3rd May 2004:
 
Perci where are you these days? I miss you. :'(
Posted by Sul, 09:02, 3rd May 2004:
 
I'm not even going to attempt that this morning. I think I'm suffering from food poisoning from dodgy, reheated sheep curry. That or my body's telling me to hit the solvents before the red wine when I've run out of The Stella and there's no other booze around. I dont know what I'm going to do first, be sick or shit myself.

Anyway


yeah
Posted by syl, 09:04, 3rd May 2004:
 
Aw Sul...
Posted by Sul, 09:07, 3rd May 2004:
 
Dont feel sympathy for me. I'd be laughing my fucking colon out if you were in the same boat.
Posted by syl, 09:12, 3rd May 2004:
 
hahaha! Well, if it's any consolation, I do feel like crap today. There, that ought to cheer you up!
Posted by syl, 10:21, 3rd May 2004:
 
Grammar God!You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already topreserve the English tongue, it should be.Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you? brought to you by Quizilla
Posted by syl, 10:21, 3rd May 2004:
 
Why doesn't the pic work!
Posted by Brock, 12:04, 3rd May 2004:
 
To put things into perspective Sul, rest assured that I am pissing my pants laughing at the thought of you half standing over a toilet in the eternal dilemma of which end to point at it first...

Normality is hereby restored.
Posted by Andy, 12:13, 3rd May 2004:
 
When in that dilemma myself (as I was yesterday morning in fact) I always decide that sick first is the way to go, as I don't want to be sick into a bog full of my own shit. With the ever-present risk of splashback, the stakes are just too high.

Sorry to anyone reading this at lunchtime.
Posted by syl, 12:19, 3rd May 2004:
 
I once perched on the loo and vomited into the bath
alongside it because I was too drunk to know any better.
It was my bosses bath. He walked in while i was doing that
and just stood there. Luckily he was also pissed so it was okay.
We had trouble making eye contact the following Monday.
Posted by Brock, 12:23, 3rd May 2004:
 
Was he standing between you and the bath, then, and get an eyeful of bile?
Posted by syl, 12:34, 3rd May 2004:
 
No he was standing in the doorway and got eyefull of my big white bum
Posted by Sul, 12:38, 3rd May 2004:
 
Your boss sounds a bit perverted.
Posted by syl, 12:41, 3rd May 2004:
 
How so? It wasn't his fault I was messing
his whole bathroom up...
Posted by Sul, 12:46, 3rd May 2004:
 
He followed you into the toilet... my guess to watch you pee...
Posted by Sul, 12:51, 3rd May 2004:
 
And I know about the habits of perverts, I've been one for ages.
Posted by syl, 12:53, 3rd May 2004:
 
he got more than he bargained for then...
i think he just needed the loo himself (not surprising
after eighty one beers) and just got such a shock
when he saw me that he was rooted to the spot. could also
have been the sight of my bum while i retched in the bathtub
coupled with the usual slow responses one has while pissed;
but he did seem to stand there an awful long time...

However, Drunk as i was, i still cleaned the puke
out of his bathtub...
Posted by Sul, 13:00, 3rd May 2004:
 
Pity, he couldve used that...
Posted by syl, 13:04, 3rd May 2004:
 
eh?
Posted by Sul, 13:08, 3rd May 2004:
 
To add to his collection of your bodily fluids.
Posted by syl, 13:11, 3rd May 2004:
 
(aW gRoSs sUl!)

*sigh* those were the days...
Posted by Sul, 13:15, 3rd May 2004:
 
What? It's what us perverts do.
Posted by syl, 13:16, 3rd May 2004:
 
You're not a pervert.
Posted by Sul, 13:18, 3rd May 2004:
 
You wouldn't say that if you saw the contents of my "temporary internet files"...
Posted by syl, 13:22, 3rd May 2004:
 
I thought perverts didn't know they were perverts,
a bit like stupid people...

but anyway, what have you got? nothing shocks this old bag anymore...
Posted by Sul, 13:24, 3rd May 2004:
 
4 words - Kiddie Porn Snuff Movie
Posted by Brock, 13:27, 3rd May 2004:
 
Amazing how 4 little words can so innocently describe 4Gb of filth and depravity, eh Sul?
Posted by Sul, 13:29, 3rd May 2004:
 
*Puts reserved tag on band name "Gary Glitter Borrowed My Laptop"*
Posted by syl, 13:31, 3rd May 2004:
 
Um...I don't know how you boys can even joke
about that...
Posted by Brock, 13:32, 3rd May 2004:
 
Gary Glitter: There's a genius.

"Ooooh. I have a problem with my computer. I can't seem to access the pictures of me fucking that 5 year old boy up the arse. Perhaps I should take it to a high street repair shop. After all, I AM famous, so no-one will be all that interested in it if it gets found...

Blimey! I appear to be in every national paper as a paedophile! What rotten luck!"
Posted by Sul, 13:35, 3rd May 2004:
 
"nothing shocks this old bag anymore"

"Um...I don't know how you boys can even joke about that..."

3 posts. We rule
Posted by Alfie, 13:37, 3rd May 2004:
 
syl? 81 beers?
Posted by syl, 13:41, 3rd May 2004:
 
81 beers : (slight exaggeration)

not shocked at all. disgusted.

What ever happened to that disgusting
thing? Is he still in jail or dead?
Posted by Brock, 13:43, 3rd May 2004:
 
Mr Glitter is currently living in Thailand helping children avoid the discomfort of constipation.
Posted by Alfie, 13:43, 3rd May 2004:
 
he (your boss) is in the travelling circus as the Amazing Cavernous Bladder Boy (TM)
Posted by Sul, 13:44, 3rd May 2004:
 
Nope. Back in paedo paradise dispite a passport ban. I'm invited to his bouncy castle party next week :)
Posted by Brock, 13:44, 3rd May 2004:
 
You're down as the castle, I read mate.
Posted by Sul, 13:47, 3rd May 2004:
 
Whatever, as long as I get to be the little spoon I'll be happy.
Posted by Brock, 13:48, 3rd May 2004:
 
Sore, but happy.
Posted by syl, 13:52, 3rd May 2004:
 
Where's paedo paradise?
Posted by Brock, 13:53, 3rd May 2004:
 
Where I said. You got your dense head on today?
Posted by syl, 13:55, 3rd May 2004:
 
I don't know how they let someone like that out of jail.
I'm going to make it my personal mission to find him and cut his
knackers off.
Posted by Alfie, 13:56, 3rd May 2004:
 
yuh
Posted by Brock, 13:57, 3rd May 2004:
 
He'll flip you over and drill your arse before you could get your scissors out, sweetie. He's a hardcore bottom pillager. Even if you are a bit old.


Um. You know. For a paedophile, I meant.
Posted by syl, 13:59, 3rd May 2004:
 
Glad you added that bit...
Posted by su, 14:04, 3rd May 2004:
 
mr glitter is currently fighting deportation from cambodia
- thailand already kicked him out on his sorry fat ass
Posted by syl, 14:11, 3rd May 2004:
 
Can we get together a posse to 'help' him?
I'd like to get my hands on him...

P...M... (Italian swear word) un-printable.
Posted by Brock, 14:14, 3rd May 2004:
 
Putana Mincha?
Posted by su, 14:20, 3rd May 2004:
 
pasta machine?
Posted by Brock, 14:21, 3rd May 2004:
 
Poor minardi?
Posted by syl, 14:26, 3rd May 2004:
 
Your Italian girlfriend must have said it
under her breath a few times at you Brock?
Posted by Alfie, 14:26, 3rd May 2004:
 
porco merdoso?
Posted by syl, 14:26, 3rd May 2004:
 
close
Posted by Brock, 14:29, 3rd May 2004:
 
She was mostly English, really. Her breathless swearing and panting was usually done in English.

And we never rowed, so she never had reason to swear at me in anger.

:p
Posted by Sul, 14:32, 3rd May 2004:
 
Does that translate to pig shit? Hardly an arse disintegrating cuss.
Posted by syl, 14:33, 3rd May 2004:
 
The one I had in mind doesn't mean that
Posted by Alfie, 14:39, 3rd May 2004:
 
i think mine was closer to Filthy Peeeeig
Posted by Brock, 14:41, 3rd May 2004:
 
Porco madonna?

Not exactly spint tingling either, although it means more to an Italian. "Mother Fucker" caused a bit of a stir, actually, and nearly got me into a fight. I didn't expect him to take it quite so literally, in fact it hadn't even occured to me. He was Sicilian, though and they take the whole family/mother thing a bit seriously.
Posted by Sul, 14:42, 3rd May 2004:
 
Chay: Dear God please make the literal translation "shitty pig". That'd be great.
Posted by Sul, 14:44, 3rd May 2004:
 
Shitty Pig hehe
Posted by syl, 14:45, 3rd May 2004:
 
"i think mine was closer to Filthy Peeeeig"
feeeeelthy peeeeeg
Posted by syl, 14:53, 3rd May 2004:
 
"P...M... (Italian swear word) un-printable"

yeah. bear in mind this is from someone who didn't
know what teabagging, igloo-ing or bukkake was
before coming to this site...nuff said