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Posted by SoManySoStupid, 22:42, 6th May 2004:
 
I have some weird things happen
I poop my pants when I am in the car
anyone else have this problem
Posted by syl, 22:47, 6th May 2004:
 
Yeah. But we call it 'poep'
Posted by SoManySoStupid, 22:49, 6th May 2004:
 
oh I did not know that
thanks I am glad it dont just happen to me
I hate it when its watery and I am far from home
sometimes i poop I mean poep twice especially if I eat borritos that day
Posted by WarHead, 22:50, 6th May 2004:
 
How old are you SMSS?
Posted by SoManySoStupid, 22:51, 6th May 2004:
 
53
Posted by WarHead, 22:51, 6th May 2004:
 
Then you wanna get that little problem looked at.
Posted by SoManySoStupid, 22:53, 6th May 2004:
 
ya maybe I shoudlk but my mom says I am bad
Posted by SoManySoStupid, 22:54, 6th May 2004:
 
I got to go now the nurse is coming and Iam not supposed to be on the computor
Posted by WarHead, 22:54, 6th May 2004:
 
Bye doc.
Posted by Alfie, 23:12, 6th May 2004:
 
"Hi I Am Knew Here"

O_o
Posted by Abe Frohman, 00:40, 7th May 2004:
 
Me to.
Posted by SoManySoStupid, 00:43, 7th May 2004:
 
Hi I am back Nurse Rachet is off now, I have to sneak into the library to get on the computor
I just took my meds so the voices will go away for me to sleep, but they make me go poop
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 00:46, 7th May 2004:
 
I god damn wish Doc was here.

He would kick his poeping ass!!!!!

big up the old Syl for the poep. How about you and me make the "uncle" with no "splintered elbow" some time like we "used to". I know you know what you know that I know what you mean.
Posted by Brock, 00:48, 7th May 2004:
 
You are one fucking weird fruitloop, Doc.

:)
Posted by SoManySoStupid, 00:48, 7th May 2004:
 
oh no i think your mean its
making me go poooop

ohh noo

brb
i have to clean up
Posted by Lucy Record, 00:49, 7th May 2004:
 
Yeah, get me some bowel towels, stat!
Posted by SoManySoStupid, 00:53, 7th May 2004:
 
Ok all good now, i had to use my sheets i dont like toilet paper
its a governement conspiracy ya know toilet paper is a plot
to get people under the control of governement agents.
there are tiny particles inbedded in the fillament that attache themselves to your bung hole and
work there way up to you ceribal cortex and grow
Not even foil on your head will stop the probe
Posted by Lucy Record, 01:01, 7th May 2004:
 
iamcolin: not even foil ony our ehehahhead will stop te proposcis
Posted by syl, 08:13, 7th May 2004:
 
big up the old Syl for the poep. How about you and me make the "uncle" with no "splintered elbow" some time like we "used to". I know you know what you know that I know what you mean.


okay. but i want the password first
Posted by Saltation, 22:04, 12th May 2004:
 
does the poep sheet in the car?
Posted by albino_neutrino, 12:33, 26th August 2004:
 
No, he sheets in the poopmobile.
Posted by Foppy, 20:23, 26th August 2004:
 
I think that the Pope is toilet-trained, even though his bowels may not be as strong as they once were. And his heavy ( ^ )---hat thing might inhibit his ability to run to the bathroom.
Posted by Foppy, 20:24, 26th August 2004:
 
...half of my last post is gone. What the fuck?

Edit: Nevermind, it's back.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 13:28, 27th August 2004:
 
Q. Why can't the pope use contraception?
A. Because he's got parkinson's disease.

sorry if I've posted this before. bad memory.
Posted by Saltation, 22:37, 27th August 2004:
 
bad! bad memory! look what you've done! ewwww. all over the carpet. just who do you think's going to clean that up, eh? eh? eh? for shame. oh if only the pope was alive today to see this, he'd be spinning in his grave he would
Posted by albino_neutrino, 10:33, 30th August 2004:
 
Every time I see the Pope on TV, I imagine he still thinks he's in his bathroom and he's really frightened because he doesn't know why Bill Clinton is in their along with a thousand other people.