sometimes when i am all alone I fart.
Not just any fart, but I can fart ingodavida
it makes the gaurds laugh so i get out more
sometimes i fart engleburt humperdink songs for nurse ratchet
yeah you wish
is she Rachel or Rachet?
As in the "screwdriver" fame?
rachet, she is ugly to
one time i farted and my friend was trying to ignite
the methane
he was taken to emergancy with turd degree burns
he aint right in the head anymore
Luuuucy Luuuucid is Allllways on her back!!
You want me to rub that better?
is that dirty talk
i feel funny
i got to go play with big ed
Dear god.
Euphemism of the week, Please!
"euphemism of the weak"
o baby
"the guy with the moustache
he spits in your ass
spitting fire, baby!"
x2
i like it when you talk dirty to me
he i got a pet snake
a bald headed one eyed snake
You're just talking about your cock, aren't you.
I got to go now
its time for my bath
I like to take my bath
sometimes I poop in the tub
its funny how some poop float and others dont
Posted by
syl, 07:58, 7th May 2004:
poep! how many times do i have to tell you?
Posted by
chris, 08:27, 7th May 2004:
good god i wish being able to read this all the time!
man... my life sucks... :(