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Posted by su, 13:31, 7th May 2004:
 
for everyone there are many things that under no uncertain terms you will never do. However what is something you will never do that many people consider ok and why.

i for example will never bungy jump - i'm not that stupid
Posted by Brock, 13:32, 7th May 2004:
 
Never take it up the arse. From a bloke, or a girl with a strap-on.

Although I have only been asked about the second one.

(&*(^*(^*^*(
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:34, 7th May 2004:
 
Shouldn't that be 'never again', Brock?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:34, 7th May 2004:
 
Naver?

Froma?
Posted by syl, 13:36, 7th May 2004:
 
"Although I have only been asked about the second one"

you said you wouldn't tell! bastard ;)
Posted by Brock, 13:36, 7th May 2004:
 
Billy-bob Fuckwit is here on work experience, and I have been letting him type my posts today. Using all ten of his thumbs.

I seem to be having trouble with capitalising 'I's as well.
Posted by Grim..., 13:37, 7th May 2004:
 
Hahaa! That reminds me of Matty(a), Matty(b) and Matty(c)!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:39, 7th May 2004:
 
hehe
Posted by Brock, 13:40, 7th May 2004:
 
I am also not keen on bungee-jumping. I know a bit too much about physics and the effects of acceleration/decceleration on the body to be completely comfortable with it.

They are normally run by bloody Kiwi's as well. And we all know you can't trust them to tie their own shoelaces, never mind my feet to a bit of elastic.

;p
Posted by su, 13:41, 7th May 2004:
 
but would you give it up the ass?
Posted by Alfie, 13:42, 7th May 2004:
 
whilst bungee jumping
Posted by Brock, 13:44, 7th May 2004:
 
Nowt wrong with getting 'brown wings', as long as the lady in question likes it.
Posted by Grim..., 13:44, 7th May 2004:
 
I've done bungee jumping - worlds of fun.
Posted by Perclissigi, 13:45, 7th May 2004:
 
I would NEVER EVER EVER EVER go to a Shit Charlotte gig.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:53, 7th May 2004:
 
I would never ever sit at the Rangers end at a old firm match. NEVER EVER!
Posted by syl, 14:42, 7th May 2004:
 
Diving, I think. (not enough air in that little bottle!)
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:44, 7th May 2004:
 
Go inside lifts.

Go to a Radiohead gig.

Meet Cilla Black.


ick.
Posted by Sul, 14:49, 7th May 2004:
 
I'd probably do most things but I dont think I'd ever suck a shitty cock.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:50, 7th May 2004:
 
/zips back up..
Posted by su, 14:50, 7th May 2004:
 
would you go on a roller coaster Brock?
Posted by Rosie, 14:54, 7th May 2004:
 
*snigger*


I would never eat red meat again - coz it tastes shit.
I would never let anyone take rudey photos of me again - they are always used for blackmail after a break up
I would never eat my own after birth.
Posted by arsepuppy, 14:56, 7th May 2004:
 
rudey photos, eh?
Posted by Brock, 14:57, 7th May 2004:
 
As in eat your new born child? Or the afterbirth?

Seems sensible either way.

I've been on a rollercoaster. They aren't as bad as bungee jumps on your body by any means. You are much better supported.
Posted by Rosie, 14:59, 7th May 2004:
 
I wouldn't ever eat my baby or the shit that falls out after it.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:01, 7th May 2004:
 
I will never ever ever eat Celery.- FACT
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:03, 7th May 2004:
 
I won't eat beetroot - FACT.

The sight of it makes me ill.
Posted by su, 15:04, 7th May 2004:
 
the placenta
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:05, 7th May 2004:
 
placebo?
Posted by su, 15:07, 7th May 2004:
 
i would never buy one of their cds
Posted by Alfie, 16:00, 7th May 2004:
 
Rosie!!! "I wouldn't ever eat my baby or the shit that falls out after it."

Every line is a classic today!
Posted by Rosie, 16:04, 7th May 2004:
 
Some people eat that afterbirth muck as its full of iron!

When my auntie told me that actually happens, i was nearly sick!
Posted by Alfie, 16:06, 7th May 2004:
 
:O I read it as "I wouldn't ever eat my baby or the shit that falls out OF it."

like you wouldnt eat the baby, or its shit
Posted by Grim..., 16:07, 7th May 2004:
 
Animals eat the afterbirth not only because it's good for them, but it stops predators from tracking them that easily.

Er...

/coat
Posted by Rosie, 16:11, 7th May 2004:
 
eewww!

its just wrong! Its like that bit out of the film Hannibal where that nutter is eating the younger mans brains straight out of his head when hes still alive and sitting at the dinner table.



Sort of...
Posted by Brock, 16:13, 7th May 2004:
 
Not sure of the comparison between the beauty of childbirth and psychopathic serial killers...
Posted by Rosie, 16:14, 7th May 2004:
 
Chay: I'd never eat baby shit either. its like tar that stuff!
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:14, 7th May 2004:
 
Red goo: Always a bad thing.
Rosie - Sounds like a voice of experience...
Posted by Rosie, 16:16, 7th May 2004:
 
Beauty of childbirth, eh Brock?

You wouldn't be thinking it was all that beautiful if you had to push a small child out of your c*nt, mister.
Posted by Brock, 16:21, 7th May 2004:
 
What? Pushing a child out of Abe?

There's probably at least one in there by the look of it, but I reckon I'd have to squeeze him really hard...
Posted by Perclissigi, 16:23, 7th May 2004:
 
*Chokes on drink*
(No, seriously, I did.)
Posted by Rosie, 16:26, 7th May 2004:
 
:D
Posted by Alfie, 16:34, 7th May 2004:
 
when you say "drink" i assume that is a euphamism for "cock"
Posted by Brock, 16:35, 7th May 2004:
 
Hot fizzy sausage drink?

And not the first time he's had to say that, I'll bet.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:55, 7th May 2004:
 
My friend's sister still has her afterbirth from her child in the top shelf of her freezer. We keep meaning to steal it and hold it to ransom.
Posted by Grim..., 16:56, 7th May 2004:
 
DUDE! GROSS!
Posted by moitio, 22:16, 8th May 2004:
 
I would never keep parts of humans. No matter how much it means to me and how much iron is in it.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 04:16, 9th May 2004:
 
What's gross, the placenta-in-freezer, or the theft of placenta? But yeah, I'm not sure exactly when she plans to eat it, she's a vegetarian but it'd be the same as eating your own flesh or something. Maybe her child could eat it when she becomes 21 or something.


Actually after my uncle took way too much acid he decided he was going to go to Glastonbury and set up a stall called Placenta Parks.

And he did.

Was a success.
Posted by su, 07:47, 9th May 2004:
 
some cultures bury the placenta and then plant something over it
Posted by Brock, 23:03, 9th May 2004:
 
I read that as 'vultures'

I was about to launch into "They don't! They'd just eat it!"
Doh!
Posted by WarHead, 23:13, 9th May 2004:
 
I read it as 'buy' and wondered if you could get hold of it on Ebay.
Posted by Brock, 23:14, 9th May 2004:
 
"3 day auction only to avoid excessive rotting"
Posted by figroll, 23:28, 9th May 2004:
 
I will never ever ever be rude to Brock again. :)
Posted by Brock, 23:31, 9th May 2004:
 
*slap*