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Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 14:57, 14th May 2004:
 
Good day to you all! I would like to join in these chatting forum! I assure you I am not a psychotic, or a lover of Michael Jackson, or a child foetus crawling out of a womb. I am simply an ordinary girl trying to make her way in a confusing world. And I think that being a member on this site will make this world a little bit more confusing, and more full of sparkle. Such a beautiful idea!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:57, 14th May 2004:
 
I agree.

Show us your tits then.
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 14:59, 14th May 2004:
 
I need to put a picture on my profile, it is true.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:00, 14th May 2004:
 
Hurrah!
Posted by Brock, 15:05, 14th May 2004:
 
Good work, fella. Nice bit of smooth talking.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:10, 14th May 2004:
 
Ta.
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 15:28, 14th May 2004:
 
You have to approve me first.
Posted by su, 15:30, 14th May 2004:
 
hahahaha
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:31, 14th May 2004:
 
)$%^*(*")£$("*)%
Posted by Brock, 15:34, 14th May 2004:
 
Show me the pic. I've approved you.

you have 3 days before I ban your arse for misrepresentation.

:)
Posted by su, 15:37, 14th May 2004:
 
bit like taking candy from a baby really
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 15:39, 14th May 2004:
 
Now I'm not going to show you my pic if you're going to be like that!

You should see me as more than some malleable girl, and plus how do you know I'm not 62 years old?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:39, 14th May 2004:
 
Barbara!!!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 15:40, 14th May 2004:
 
He's hoping that you are 62 years old.
Posted by Brock, 15:40, 14th May 2004:
 
If you don't show it now, you ain't going to get the chance to prove it otherwise after Sunday night, are you?

Under pressure much?
Posted by WarHead, 15:42, 14th May 2004:
 
I hate to throw a spanner in the works, but doesn't it strike you as JUST a little suspicious to call a thread 'Slide Projector' and then make no reference to it at all? Does this not smack of a certain person's styleeee?
Posted by Brock, 15:44, 14th May 2004:
 
Personally I liked the randomness. It showed style.
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 15:45, 14th May 2004:
 
I called it Slide Projector becase that is how I first came to this site I was looking for a good place to get slide images for a presentation i was making and for some reason this came up on google!! :)

The only image that could have made it onto a slide was all those deviations on brock (or is it brick)s face!
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:46, 14th May 2004:
 
It's also good to have members who are named after popular stage gimmicks used in classical drama.
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 15:57, 14th May 2004:
 
HELL YEAH!! The bit where God appears and sorts it all out! Its a bit like the day of judgement but less serious! :)
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:58, 14th May 2004:
 
A bit like Michael Winner in those 'e-sure' ads.
Posted by WarHead, 15:59, 14th May 2004:
 
My bullshit alarm is going off.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:01, 14th May 2004:
 
You mean in a 'similar IP address to Doc Lucid' way?? ;)
Posted by su, 16:02, 14th May 2004:
 
did two sad horny old bastards get sucked in?
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 16:03, 14th May 2004:
 
They were hoping to get sucked off but they got sucked in .....
Posted by WarHead, 16:04, 14th May 2004:
 
Which two sad horny old bastards are you referring to?
Posted by su, 16:05, 14th May 2004:
 
mr & mrs approved
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:05, 14th May 2004:
 
Having said that, it's also a similar IP to Brock's.

Not that it means anything (I don't understand IP addresses).
Posted by WarHead, 16:07, 14th May 2004:
 
I've never spoken to one, so I don't know whether I do.
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 16:07, 14th May 2004:
 
I don't really know what all of this is about But i've updated the profile now so that ought to sort out all this confusion Are you implying that I am simply some kind of alter ego?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:08, 14th May 2004:
 
DOC!!!!
Posted by Brock, 16:09, 14th May 2004:
 
We get a LOT of that...
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:10, 14th May 2004:
 
Dunno, it's just that the pic was linked from the Reading Forum and that. I'm a cynical bastard most of the time.

(that pic looks like Jeff's old housemate, too)
Posted by Brock, 16:11, 14th May 2004:
 
Hmmm. Good point AP...

Mind you, whomever the girl in the pic is, and no matter what her relation to the poster above...

...I would.
Posted by WarHead, 16:13, 14th May 2004:
 
Black bra with a pink top! Must be Doc!!11eins.
Posted by Brock, 16:14, 14th May 2004:
 
"eins"

hehehe. I like that. Good tangent!

and nice edit, WH ;p
Posted by su, 16:14, 14th May 2004:
 
what the hell are you holding?
Posted by Brock, 16:15, 14th May 2004:
 
My cock.


Oh. you don't mean me?
Posted by WarHead, 16:15, 14th May 2004:
 
Contraceptive marshmallow, and she's wondering which end to insert it in. Of her, I mean.

Brock:
hehehe. I like that. Good tangent!

and nice edit, WH ;p


But you missed my "1111une" earlier.
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:19, 14th May 2004:
 
You wait, some fucker will try and make a binary joke out of it next...
Posted by Brock, 16:19, 14th May 2004:
 
Deus Ex machine is also posting from 2 different IP addresses...

Student alert! It changed before 5.30!
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:20, 14th May 2004:
 
...or "11111111thatwelshLLthinginl33t" , or something equally as shite.
Posted by su, 16:21, 14th May 2004:
 
Brock dearest - you holding your cock all day long is a given
Posted by Brock, 16:21, 14th May 2004:
 
Oh, ok.

:)
Posted by WarHead, 16:25, 14th May 2004:
 
Well, anyway, it was MY idea!!!!111fiat ... I mean, uno.
Posted by Brock, 16:26, 14th May 2004:
 
*slap*

/Hands over WH's coat.
Posted by WarHead, 16:27, 14th May 2004:
 
As Rosie so eloquently puts is, occasionally, 'Shit off, you.'
Posted by su, 16:30, 14th May 2004:
 
he can't, he's to busy holding his daisy stalk
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 16:30, 14th May 2004:
 
Su, you are a wise lady.

did two sad horny old bastards get sucked in?


bit like taking candy from a baby really
Posted by Brock, 16:34, 14th May 2004:
 
Alway best to err on the side of potential pron, I always think.
Posted by WarHead, 16:37, 14th May 2004:
 
If you'd care to read back, I was the one who raised suspicions first, so shit off again.
Posted by su, 16:37, 14th May 2004:
 
i am so very glad i stayed awake for this one
and saw something without having to look at IP addys WH
Posted by Brock, 16:39, 14th May 2004:
 
Warhead, you are getting to be a cranky old shit/fuckface/git/man/fossil/tosspot, aren't you.
Posted by Brock, 16:40, 14th May 2004:
 
I couldn't care if they are fake or not. If they post a pic of a naked lady, me and Abe would be happy.

Simple. But 'appy, but 'appy.

: )
Posted by su, 16:41, 14th May 2004:
 
Deus: i adore your work
Posted by WarHead, 16:42, 14th May 2004:
 
Cranky old hit? HIT?????

Read my FUCKING profile, I'm a grumpy old man. Jesus.
Posted by WarHead, 16:46, 14th May 2004:
 


Happy now?
Posted by Brock, 16:46, 14th May 2004:
 
Well done.

I'm going to be over here, being happy.
Posted by su, 16:47, 14th May 2004:
 
are those yours WH?
Posted by WarHead, 16:49, 14th May 2004:
 


Kleenex alert!!!!1111111oooopseeewwwwwww
Posted by WarHead, 16:50, 14th May 2004:
 
No, su, they ain't mine. I just get to borrow them occasionally.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:53, 14th May 2004:
 
That Buffy sure would get it!
Posted by Brock, 16:57, 14th May 2004:
 
I'd knock her spine straight, and no mistake.
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 17:00, 14th May 2004:
 
Dear god. What have I started?
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 17:01, 14th May 2004:
 
img src="/jeff baps.gif"
Posted by Deus Ex Machina, 17:01, 14th May 2004:
 
%$$£%$£%$£^%$£oneoneone
Posted by cal, 17:56, 14th May 2004:
 
IP address is a changing btopenworld.com one, so a dialup user.

we have about 30 iamcal users with BT dialup (including, at various times, chay, sul, moc, doc and bored at work).

could be real - if they are, they're one of the st albans massive. hard to say. i'd vote for *not* doc, but it's a close thing.
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:04, 14th May 2004:
 
It is doc, deffo.
Posted by Brock, 18:43, 14th May 2004:
 
I'm with Cal. There is certainly some common expressions and stuff... But that doesn't necessarily make it the same person, I suppose...
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:46, 14th May 2004:
 
It's definitely one of the St. Albans crowd at least...
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 13:48, 16th May 2004:
 


Oh, the St. Albans crowd. So, so far, AP and Jeff and WH suspect the Doc, Cal reckons it's a St. Albannser, and Abe and Brick think it's a hot girl and want to see her naked flesh.
Posted by Brock, 14:05, 16th May 2004:
 
No. me and Abe just remain open to the possibility because we are perverts.

*shrug*