Posted by
Brock, 19:30, 15th May 2004:
Only room for one person on this site with a dick size issue.
;D
*banned*
my vinky is onlysh 2 inchaiz
(FROM ZE FLOOR)
"this dick ain't big enough for both of us"
Posted by
Brock, 20:53, 15th May 2004:
"here, you play with it for a bit"
Posted by
cal, 22:40, 15th May 2004:
donkey: lying on your stomach doesn't count.
Wow, That guy has a 'D' sized dick!
Is that good or bad?
Brock?
Posted by
Brock, 22:54, 15th May 2004:
I'd say that was bad, personally.
I mean look at the other D sized appendage, namely fat boobs. A dick with those proportions would be no use to anyone, surely.
Posted by
Brock, 23:08, 15th May 2004:
Nope.
Women flock to me because of my deep chemical attractiveness. You just hope that I am gay to convince yourself that your own sad, pitiful and women-free life is normal.
*sigh*
Sorry mate. You're going to die a virgin.
YOu are deep in chemicals???????????????/
Is this a new on the scene?
I like fingering my jacksey ... does anyone else?....like fingering there buttocks not mine
Posted by
cal, 01:15, 16th May 2004:
welcome to ban-land, population you.
Posted by
Brock, 01:24, 16th May 2004:
heeheehee.
Can I kick him while he's down?
Posted by
Wárhead, 00:37, 20th May 2004:
Again Harold woke up next to Izzy , Izzy said "My what a naughty boy you have been". Harold said "shut up you slut I know youve fuck nearly the whole fucking neighbourhood and just fucked me to boost the ratings of this dying show" Izzy says "Who says neighbours should just be good friends" disgruntled Harold gets up dragging the duvet away from Izzys pert body and storming off in a huff with the duvet wrapped wrap round his dicrepid shrivelled monkey body . Izzy says "see you at work you fat fuck". All harold can think about is Izzys gorgeous ass as he porked her from behind. But shit he had run out of viagra again "oh fuck now I cant even jack off over the memories" He walks into Karl kennedy's office , barges into the the treatment room where Karl is performing a examination of Serena which looks a little bit to intimate. Karl shouts "get the fuck out of my office you fat miserable stupid fucking kunt" Harold says "wheres the viagra you fuck head or I will tell Susan you dont love her and are molesting small girls" Serena smiles . Karl points to the medicine cabinet "Take the fucking pills and fuck off" Harold grabs the pills and goes to the cofee shop in walks his annoying son and the more annoying wife he cant even remember there fucking names after this stupid fucking stroke he had he thinks I will get them he goes into the back and thinks about Izzys nice wet furry pussy and firm but small tits and pops a viagra instantly his dick gets hard and he starts to masturbate furiously into two coffee cups then he pours some coffee in the cups and brings them out to serve his stupid fucking idiot scrounging bastard son and wife. 2moro on neighbours Izzy discovers bloodsport with jack and boyd urinates on summer
Posted by
Wárhead, 00:38, 20th May 2004:
*next episode*
Susan was outraged at the fact that Karl's 15 inch dildo slithered out of izzy as she got out of the pool, "but i thought big red was just for me?" she cried. Luckily Lynne scully (the big lesser) was nearby and happy to cheer susan up with soem helpful advice and a finger or two.
Back in the Hoyland household boyd had discovered that summer had finally entered puberty and was quite frankly, appalled he turned to stef (who was lain out sprawled after her heavy drinking binge with aurdrey the crippled fuck hound) to compare and after a few hours hacking with the garden shears *left over from stonefish's visit during dees funeral* discovered that despite everyone's suspicions stef was indeed a woman! boyd decided that he would not allow his sister's muff to becoem so rediculously over grown as her pseudo step mother's and vowed to shave her every day come period or shaving rash.
Over at number thirty stu was making good use of his new police truncheon with connor exploring all its possibilities,giving it occasionally to bob to lick inbetween. toadie had decided that he missed dee too much and so had goen out to sea with a fishing boat in teh hope of finding her bloated decaying corpse, his nets were empty and so his necrophilic urges were left unsatisfied, he did find a toothless carpo which could accomodate his stumpy chode.
Posted by
Wárhead, 00:39, 20th May 2004:
Into the room walked Toadie "Choadie" Rebecchi, looking scornfully at Harold's sleeping form. He pulled from his back pocket a large tub of PVA glue, and coated the comatose Harold from the feet upwards in the thick glue, leaving only a small gap for Harold's face. After two hours of this Toadie-Glue-Coating, Harold was entirely unable to move.
Than, in came Stu and Connor. They were both very excited to see Harold all coated in glue, and began to vomit into each others mouths. Rocco came in, lit a big cigar, and watched. After a few hours of this, Connor and Stu both passed out as well, coated in their own spew, and Toadie and Rocco began to glue-them-up as well.
Out of the window, things were hotting up. The muscular hunky dead mechanic, Drew "Jerk" Kirk, was lubing himself up and preparing for a massive Jacking Off session in the street, disturbing the Scully's game of cricket. Something had to give...
WTF i congratulate u for managing to shock and amuse me. the former is hard to do as i have been exposed to so much useless violence and porn. wd