Discussion » Approval

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Posted by donkeyboy, 21:54, 15th May 2004:
 
when do i get approved?

1 week , 1 month?

if i eat a turd can i be approved?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:52, 15th May 2004:
 
If Cal hadn't cut my hair i would have banned you already.
Posted by Brock, 22:57, 15th May 2004:
 
I have been considering it, but have been fighting the idea that I am turning into a ban-happy bastard.

I've seen that sickness before, and it's not pretty...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 23:01, 15th May 2004:
 
Do it, Brock. Do it for me!
Posted by donkeyboy, 23:09, 15th May 2004:
 
i don't get this!!!!!

Is Brock in charge?

will you please my mind
Posted by donkeyboy, 23:09, 15th May 2004:
 
i know a secret

if you let me in i will tell you

UKRAINE
Posted by Brock, 23:16, 15th May 2004:
 
See. Now I am torn between banning donkeyboy (and believe me, I want to) or...

I could approve him and so piss Abe off...

Aaaagh! Decisions.
Posted by donkeyboy, 23:51, 15th May 2004:
 
i get it now

cal is the man i charge

and brock, arsepuppy et al are like henchmen (bumlickers)

.........I was Sacked yesterday from the butchers shop where i worked because i stuck my cock in the Bacon Slicer......................the Bacon Slicer was also sacked his name was Dinky
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 13:39, 16th May 2004:
 
There's a complicated power structure. Cal and Sal (who are actually the same person) rule the rooster, with Alfie the exiled war hero stripped of all his powers. Brick is some kind of enforcer, who stands shoulder to shoulder with Abe Frogman in a cruel mimicking of siamese twins. Grim..., and AP are like the two "voices in Cal's head", saying dramatically different things in order to mislead him.

The Doc has the ultimate power of life and death, however.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 13:40, 16th May 2004:
 
"his name was Dinky"

That was almost the tulip touch.
Posted by cal, 19:46, 16th May 2004:
 
i should add that to the faq
Posted by Abe Frohman, 20:26, 16th May 2004:
 
What's that Satan? Ask Cal to ban Syl? Ok, but i don't know if he'll listen.


Cal, Do me and the Fallen Star a favour?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 20:55, 16th May 2004:
 
Wrong thread. Bah!

That's what i get for dealing with the Devil.
Posted by Saltation, 21:10, 16th May 2004:
 
you want #damnation
or possibly #fuck if you're not logging in from america
(#gosh if mid-west, of course)
Posted by Saltation, 21:11, 16th May 2004:
 
faq


please pardon a niamcal newby's ignorance, but was that in relation to the "tulip touch" or the "dinky"?
Posted by Brock, 00:22, 17th May 2004:
 
Salman Rushdie's post as of 1339...
Posted by Sul, 12:07, 17th May 2004:
 
Which left my powers unmentioned. :(

Can't be banning enough.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 12:47, 17th May 2004:
 
I'm sorry Sul. I'd "change time", but I'd get in bad trouble.
Posted by Sul, 12:57, 17th May 2004:
 
Oh, so you can write Satanic Verses but you wont Step Across This Line.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 12:59, 17th May 2004:
 
I think he's going to be ok, Islamic fundamentalists have bigger fish to detonate.
Posted by Sul, 13:02, 17th May 2004:
 
hoho
Posted by Alfie, 15:44, 18th May 2004:
 
"Alfie the exiled war hero stripped of all his powers."

:D

(I can ban people tho)
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 00:28, 20th May 2004:
 
O man.

Okay I know it's well long, but

iamcod: mocmocmocmoc - was that in relation to the "tulip touch" or the "dinky"?
Posted by cal, 05:18, 20th May 2004:
 
if someone could explain it to me, it might be the new strapline
Posted by WarHead, 08:50, 20th May 2004:
 
*tumbleweed, eh?*
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:18, 20th May 2004:
 
Salman Rushdie, 13:40 16 May 2004 :
"his name was Dinky"

That was almost the tulip touch.
cal, 19:46 16 May 2004 :
i should add that to the faq


faq


please pardon a niamcal newby's ignorance, but was that in relation to the "tulip touch" or the "dinky"?
Posted by cal, 17:46, 20th May 2004:
 
new strapline :)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 18:05, 20th May 2004:
 
YEAH!!

&^**&^^&^^^&**^^^^^^^^^"

is there a "complete history of strapping young lines" about anywhere?
Posted by Dòc Lucid, 12:18, 21st May 2004:
 
YEAH!!

&^**&^^&^^^&**^^^^^^^^^"

is there a "complete history of strapping young lines" about anywhere?

So when am I gonna be approved?
Posted by cal, 18:15, 21st May 2004:
 
give up warhead - i wont approve the fake doc or the fake warhead

makes things too confusing


there *is* a complete history of straplines somewhere
Posted by Brock, 18:19, 21st May 2004:
 
/Cals whips the head of the monster to reveal a grey-haired, sheepish pseudo-posting Warhead.

"I'd have got away with it if it wasn't for those pesky IP addresses!"

It's always the geeky smart ones that have to show how clever they are, isn't it Cal? You're the Velma of iamcal...
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:32, 21st May 2004:
 
He is also the cal of iamcal.
Posted by Brock, 18:41, 21st May 2004:
 
Good point. And well made.
Posted by Miki, 23:02, 21st May 2004:
 
strapline history (not up to date)
www.iamcal.com/topic_3128#post64750
Posted by WarHead, 23:27, 21st May 2004:
 
give up warhead - i wont approve the fake doc or the fake warhead


That is more than fair. Fake doc will not reappear as long as face WH doesn't.

You're the Velma of iamcal...


I'd ban his ass for that.