Its is so very quiet
i can not play with the big boys because mummy won't let me
i am only playing with new people in intro lounge
boohoo
brock...she is my mummy
i want to suck brock's titty for my milk
Approve that donkey, and fast!
O someone please give me moderator priveliges!
By the way, what happened to Syl?
Posted by
cal, 19:44, 16th May 2004:
syl: unknown
donkey: banned
yeah, like we'd give *you* mod privs :)
Posted by
WarHead, 20:33, 16th May 2004:
By the way, what happened to Syl?
Why do you want to know?
Posted by
Hanni, 20:46, 16th May 2004:
God. All I seem to do these days is lurk and laugh.
Ah well.
ah crap, i hit the post button by mistake
ah well.
Posted by
Wárhead, 00:34, 20th May 2004:
Meanwhile, izzy was trying to teampt karl. she had always been a wannabe, pressing her dangerously undersized boobs against karl's new pet dog, steve. steve was, howvere getting very horny and pressed his queer dogish dick against izzy's dress.
"No matter what you think, said karl, "your not turning me on."
Yeah, well, I hate you and want a divorce," screehed Izzy.
"We're not even fucking married, said karl.
"We're not?" asked Izzy, dazed. "Fuck that. Then tyhat wedding we had when we were high doesn't count?"
"Nope," said karl," Now fuck off and get a fucking life, bitch. Susan's gonna be home any second and shes not gonna be wearing much."
He showed her the exit and five minutes later Susan arrived and they got down and dirty.
Posted by
Wárhead, 00:35, 20th May 2004:
omg said harold what have i done with my life, ive been spending my life being nice to ppl and moring over the death of my hore madge, god rest that sluts soul anyhoo when i reached my peak thirty when i had only 2 chins i should have been out raping young uthfull girls and blaming it on society trully i would say its not my fault that girls these days dont go forwobbly skin under your mouth i thouhgt it would be attractive, insted ppl like me are stuk with marrige for 78 years wiht my wife madge
the next day selina the slut came in and said oh grandad i need some male advise oh really said harrold what is it, well theres thios guy i really like but the only problem is that hes 29 and likes to take photos of mecto masterbate over, hes told me this but all i want to do is act fridget with him and get all scaced when he peks me on the cheek, what the fuk are you on about you scank i lost youb im trienc to watch bold and the beautiful i lost you at i need some advise , well hers mine fuk him and get itv over abd dont wiht now move fat ass your fat is hoging the screeen oh bn owait its jsut my chin.........
Posted by
Wárhead, 00:36, 20th May 2004:
Harold woke up on the wrong side of the lawn again. The neighbours were all watching.
"What??? Did putting your pubes into dreads and sleeping on front lawns die out with pokemon?" muttered Harold as he began to put his pants back on. He was sick and tried of the same fucking neighbours...wasn't it time that neighbours had another crew change to try and boost ratings??? Or maybe they should just make someone die in a freak accidentlike they do at the end of each series.
Karl sure was acting strange lately. Walking arounbd with that new attempt at boosting the rating izzy.
Harold went inside and ate another egg...he got hooked on them in `Nam.After eating and avoiding the family he went up stairs to the attic where he spent most of his days.
He took out his super scope telescope and unzipped his fly... he was going to have some fun today!
First of all he zoomed into Karl and Susans house. What he found was quite disturbing but it turned him on all the same.
The he zoomed over to the to the gang bangers at number 20, toadie,stewart and irish aka conner (the redhead with a big fuka of a shlong!)
As usual they had summer and boyd over in a massive orgy. Harold collapsed into a huge pool of sperm/urine at his feet. This was quite good for him usually he couldn't even manage urine!
When he woke up he had a sore ass, he pointed the blame at lou (lou had turned homo when they took lolly away from him).
Anyway no time to play the blame game thought Harold, BACK TO THE PERVING!
Next was the sculleys house where steph and flick were giving head to each, even though none of them had a dick.
"Hmmmmm," guzzled Harold. "Weird"
But it turned him on all the same... almost everything did these days with the viagra. But it did come with a cost.. nowadays his penis was abnormally large and quite personally Harold preferred the pinner that he had grown to love