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Posted by Barbara, 12:11, 19th May 2004:
 
BROCK

I hear you are very good at knocking spines straight, so I was wondering if you can come and sort mine out?

you handsome hunk of a guy you
Posted by Brock, 12:13, 19th May 2004:
 
*boke*
Posted by Brock, 12:14, 19th May 2004:
 
(although you have the last bit bang on)
Posted by Grim..., 12:15, 19th May 2004:
 
O_o
Posted by su, 12:16, 19th May 2004:
 
finally admitting your sexual incompetence then brick?
Posted by earthworm, 12:23, 19th May 2004:
 
lol
Posted by Brock, 13:13, 19th May 2004:
 
Only in an ironic way...
Posted by su, 13:18, 19th May 2004:
 
sure
we belive you

10 million elvis fans don't
Posted by Brock, 13:20, 19th May 2004:
 
I'd be quite prepared to demonstrate and so dispel these nasty rumours, but Barbara is the only one that looks like she'd be up for it.

And, frankly, in that guise, she's not looking her best...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:21, 19th May 2004:
 
I think you'll find that it is Elvis.
Posted by su, 13:30, 19th May 2004:
 
since i don't think elvis is a God
i refrain from capital usage
Posted by Brock, 13:31, 19th May 2004:
 
It is, however, his name. Hence justifying the capital.
Posted by WarHead, 13:33, 19th May 2004:
 
Speeky Eengleeesh.
Posted by Brock, 13:36, 19th May 2004:
 
Which bit don't you understand?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:36, 19th May 2004:
 
Also, capitals at the start of sentances.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:38, 19th May 2004:
 
Sorry, at the start of what?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:38, 19th May 2004:
 
Don't you start, Ian.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:40, 19th May 2004:
 
LOL..yes, very good...fuckin french!
Posted by Brock, 13:41, 19th May 2004:
 
That should probably be "at the start of sentences" though, if we are going to start the pedant train moving again...

;)
Posted by su, 13:41, 19th May 2004:
 
oh grand i love that train
it's the best thing about iamcal
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:42, 19th May 2004:
 
Well i did try to point that out to Abe, as he always points out spelling mistakes.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:42, 19th May 2004:
 
Oh.

It's.

Also, 0 out of 10 for punctuation.
Posted by Brock, 13:43, 19th May 2004:
 
su: Other than Abe and I, obviously. And maybe Cal should get a mention.

(it was a pathetic attempt to put me first, and so imply a greater importance or 'best-ness'. My apologies)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:43, 19th May 2004:
 
Just testing,
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:43, 19th May 2004:
 
Warhead, can you predict what su will say next?
Posted by WarHead, 13:45, 19th May 2004:
 
Su will now say "bastard

this is a question that is easily asked but not easily answered. the only true answer is the one that you find for youself."

But a bit later she will say 'WH: you need to pay Brock to do that to Abe
Abe does not come cheap'
Posted by su, 13:45, 19th May 2004:
 
bastard

this is a question that is easily asked but not easily answered. the only true answer is the one that you find for youself
Posted by Brock, 13:46, 19th May 2004:
 
2 and a half in total, WH, strictly speaking. Although I won't get into that topic today.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:47, 19th May 2004:
 
It was 2 and 3/4 until those dastardly Indians scalped Brock.
Posted by WarHead, 13:50, 19th May 2004:
 
0_o

Thank you su, fuck you, Abe (for those edits, you bastard).

Where do you get the half from, Brock?
Posted by Brock, 13:51, 19th May 2004:
 
www.iamcal.com/profile_1442

There.

Abe: He made me do it :(
Posted by su, 13:51, 19th May 2004:
 
WH: you need to pay Brock to do that to Abe
Abe does not come cheap
Posted by Abe Frohman, 13:53, 19th May 2004:
 
What edits?
Posted by Brock, 13:53, 19th May 2004:
 
As long as I get my 10% cut, anybody can fuck him that wants to, frankly.
Posted by su, 13:54, 19th May 2004:
 
i see no edits
Posted by Brock, 13:54, 19th May 2004:
 
Oooooh! Edit wars!

Fastest connection first!
Posted by WarHead, 13:56, 19th May 2004:
 
I can't, I'm in tears here.
Posted by su, 14:04, 19th May 2004:
 
crocodile tears
Posted by Brock, 14:04, 19th May 2004:
 
Jimmy Nail?
Posted by Grim..., 14:07, 19th May 2004:
 
Jimmy Crankie?
Posted by su, 14:07, 19th May 2004:
 
what does jimmy nail have to do with crocodile tears?
Posted by Grim..., 14:07, 19th May 2004:
 
More to do with Crocodile Shoes, I think.
Posted by su, 14:08, 19th May 2004:
 
Jiminy Cricket?
Posted by Grim..., 14:42, 19th May 2004:
 
Too late, Su, it's ruined =[
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 19:14, 19th May 2004:
 
An extra point for use of the word Boke.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 19:15, 19th May 2004:
 
...how does "force feeding" become "force-blowjobbing"? exactly?
Posted by Brock, 19:17, 19th May 2004:
 
When Abe runs out of beer and pie money before closing time.

;)
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 19:20, 19th May 2004:
 
Wow, check this out!

www.buttonpusher.net/fool/forumwords.htm...
Posted by Brock, 19:27, 19th May 2004:
 
Um.

Great.

/backs away...
Posted by su, 01:00, 20th May 2004:
 
is that the inside of your brain?
Posted by cal, 04:50, 20th May 2004:
 
ooooh - every word ever spoken on buttonpusher?

/me makes iamcal list...
Posted by cal, 05:14, 20th May 2004:
 
www.iamcal.com/words.php
Posted by Alfie, 12:08, 20th May 2004:
 
chay, chay07791435537, chay_yew, chayamtion, chayayayaya, chaychaaaaaychaaaaaytakeorleaveitonlypleasebelieveitwearenevergonnabeeeeeeerespectable, chayfing, chaykee, chayman, chaymatic, chaymation, chaynah, chays, chayseff, chayslunchbox, chaysuckass, chayvid, chayville

eheehe
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:14, 20th May 2004:
 
Wow, the cool thing about that list, is that it includes the A-M section of all words spoken on Buttonpusher as well!
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 14:15, 20th May 2004:
 
autism, autistic, autistics, auto, auto_increment, autobahn, autobahns, autobiographical, autobiography, autobot, autobots, autocad, autocorrected, autocue, autoexec, autof, autofellate, autogeosyncline, autograph, autokill, autoloaded, automagically, automata, automate, automated, automates, automatic, automatically, automation, automn, automobile, automobiles, automtically, autonomic, autonomous, autoplay, autopsy, autorefreshes, autoresponder, autoroute, autos, autosport, autosum, autotransposer, autour
Posted by Andy, 18:48, 20th May 2004:
 
I think we should add a few random words a day. That way, when someone sees the list and sees how many different words are used on IAmCal, they'll think we're wordy clever people and give us respect (wicked! etc).

My addition for today is from my materials science degree notes:
hypoeutectic, austenite, spinel, perovskite, schottky, frenkel, stoichiometric, sillenite.
Posted by Brock, 18:51, 20th May 2004:
 
*ahem*

We are wordy clever people and you do indeed need to show us respect.

Cheeky twat.
:D
Posted by Andy, 19:04, 20th May 2004:
 
I thought being approved gave me rights to external group respect by proxy? I was thinking more of using it as a way of scaring away people with names like s3xxy_g1rl269043764 or somesuch.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 19:06, 20th May 2004:
 
CheekySexyGirlPrincess1337?
Posted by Brock, 19:08, 20th May 2004:
 
See, now I always thought that was an odd sign on name for a bloke...

Was there some sort of historical/in-joke significance?
Posted by Andy, 19:10, 20th May 2004:
 
Abe: I just made up a name that sounded like it would some 12-year twat to be honest - I wasn't thinking of anyone in particular. Obviously I'm too good at names like that - bugger.
Posted by jeff, 20:45, 20th May 2004:
 
oh how i miss CheekySexyGirlPrincess1337...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 20:49, 20th May 2004:
 
Me too, if only she could remember her password.

And SOMEONE would approve her.
Posted by jeff, 20:50, 20th May 2004:
 
i'd approve her, if only cal trusted me enough to make me part of the admin 'in crowd' ;)
Posted by Abe Frohman, 20:51, 20th May 2004:
 
sucks to be you eh?
Posted by jeff, 20:57, 20th May 2004:
 
like, totally.

at least i'm not brock, at least i'm not brock, at least i'm not brock, at least i'm not brock...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 21:21, 20th May 2004:
 
Good point.

Rules to not be Brock, Rules to not be Brock, Rules to not be Brock
Posted by su, 23:40, 20th May 2004:
 
often the thing you deny is the thing you want most in life
Posted by jeff, 23:57, 20th May 2004:
 
i dont deny it, i'm just thankful that i haven't had the misfortune to experience it. I mean, i don't really want to die, does that mean its what i want most?
Posted by Brock, 00:04, 21st May 2004:
 
Kiss
Posted by Brock, 00:04, 21st May 2004:
 
my
Posted by Brock, 00:04, 21st May 2004:
 
arse
Posted by Brock, 00:05, 21st May 2004:
 
:D
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 00:21, 21st May 2004:
 
Hmm.
Posted by Barbara, 13:43, 21st May 2004:
 
ooohh! an invitation to kiss Brock's arse!

You can kiss my arse anytime baby!!

Now what about the spine knocking treatment?
Posted by Brock, 13:47, 21st May 2004:
 
It's a long old way to go for some wrinkled lovin', though innit?
Posted by Barbara, 13:49, 21st May 2004:
 
I could show you the time of your life!
Posted by Brock, 13:50, 21st May 2004:
 
Finish my life off, more like.

:D
Posted by su, 13:51, 21st May 2004:
 
she could be your candy granny
Posted by Barbara, 13:52, 21st May 2004:
 
You don't know what your missing, young man!
Posted by Barbara, 13:54, 21st May 2004:
 
ooops - time out - back to the ward I go

Bye Brock - see you when I'm looking at your picture on my wall

till next time...

Babs xxx