Posted by
cal, 00:31, 23rd May 2004:
Yes, i realise it's a little bit late :)
norbil: WOW, great website... thx a lot for the free fonts too!!!
galia: zdravei
khizr420@hotmail.com: salamoalaikum. did u recieve this
Warhead: I don't send SMS's and I don't intend to start now, even to get into the next SMS roundup.
Kallese: Is this on vibrate?
sed/dec@yahoo.com/+40740143403: sdrsfds
jen: hey cal hope vancoooover is treating you well. don't eat all the sushi, man!
00218913208643: احمد عاشور يا زامل وين قاعد توا فى واحد يدور فيك يبى ينيكك
Victor Menendez (doc): Dude, you jerked off on your cat, YOU ARE a perv...
lacey: hi there new to this..hows everthing going??
+9689472439: HI HOW YOU DOING?
WWW.iamcal.com/topic_2823.
919810408695: hi
vandita: hi how r u
9810408695: hi
Kallese: If you see a snake, broil it up for lunch!
Rhiannon: Hey how r U?
Rhi/devil_daks@hotmail.com: Hey sorry the first message i didn't put my email addy. How old r u? I'm 13
What's up (doc): Bet you find a way to foil this well clever scheme.
Rose (doc): >>'THE vangos are very calming and feel nice when you rub then along your face'<< What sort of cr@p is this? Put that in the report and we'll have the vice squad down on us.
sıla: cal hi if someone who ıs in turkey sends a mail you ,donot think about it. pls remember me
missy/SneakinBrat@msn.com/42333773478: hi go to boys.net
randeep: hello
gameruler@comcast.net: what traits do girls like in boys.phyisicly and mentaly. what do boys find attractive in girls
Rosie: Hi Cal. I'm bored again. :( I'm thinking of moving to the seaside where houses are cheaper. Would you come & visit me? xx
Udlec Mel Clock Broken ass. (doc): thank you for answering my question but, why are u so judge metal will words... i am told i am nice sweet and pretty... but i am tired of people seeing that.. should i change... and be the bitch i can be...
Dan (doc): <img src="http://www.iamcal.com/pics/members/438.jpg">
Moc (doc): i smoke kool100 newport100
Brogue (doc): Coprophilia is when you have sex with a foetus.. or is it a placenta?
Andrew: Hi Cal you seem very sexy and a spledid person to meet her is my phone number 0400983903
20127979171: hiiiiiiiiiii
anon: what the crap
anny: I would like one of your hot chicks with realy big boobs.
13990ß2ß3: hello
foruram2000: i am a boy, in d search of a good girlfriend
jobert estacio: i like guys that are naked and really really sexy. of course i love filipinos
923004450605: hi, i am ur insider
Danoj/danoj85@yahoo.com/+94776332632: HI DANOJ
+96656999314: klk;'k';k
anon: hi babe
anon: hello
anwar/anwarfootball@yahoo.com/009656894908: hi,i love you my friend
anon: hi i am willing to talk to anyone who intrested
4791569221: u,re so sweet baby,have some good dreams tonight ..miss u sweety
0096653952592: مع السلامة
sue/s.tyler@paradise.net.nz: i am bored entertain me or i shall start stalking you :)
0096653952592: مع السلامة
o heck!: it's mid april already! no wonder they call it the cruellest month.
turbo: hello
sabbas45@hotmail.com: hi sumaira
Dolphindo! (doc): AVERTISSEMENT ! Dans les considérations de la sûreté, vous devriez ne laissez jamais un sexe anal de tentative masculine de dauphin avec vous. Le membre de dauphin de Bouteille-nez est d'autour 12 pouces, très de musculaire, et la poussée et la force de l'ejaculation (le mâle de A peut venir jusque 14 pieds) causeraient des dommages internes sérieux, ayant pour résultat le peritonitus et la mort possible. À moins que vous soyez le type masochiste, vous aurez un moment difficile expliquant votre situation fâcheuse aux médecins dans la salle de secours....
09820868507: hi!Khalid how r u. kuddu here bye!......
9821830054: Hi! dad how r u . i am here roshan just wanted to check whether the sms functions or not . ok bye!.....
khudrat: hi!khalid if u get this sms pls give me the alert. Kuddu
09821830054: hi dad. roshan
Dosque (doc): Yeah, but it also sounds like something i would type if i wanted people to think it was the Doc.
Anterotic! (doc): "Hahaha! The title of this topic makes the strapline look well funny. LOLOLOLOL." x 1000
KKKKKKKKKK (doc): Yeah, "White" Noise, probably headlined by "Ivory" Towers and The Seasons(who include Lawrence "White"), plus appearances from Steve "KKK" Handcock and Nick "Apartheid" Stevenson. Plus maybe an appearance from Can't Snorkel Because We Lynched You You Dirty Foreigner...
sds1218@aol.com: what does e-pills do to u if u take it 1 to 4 times a month?
z&bay bay: you little stanky roach i hope you know pook and ba saw that nasty letter you typeed
Abe Frohman's Dad (brock): My son has sex with goats! I'm so ashamed!
sue: testing
shakeelahmedsk: hello
obinhood2003: hello friend ,i am very happy to meet u this way....can u help me telling the thumb rule.hope to hear from u soon ...bye
austine,auscabee@yahoo.com,2348023244753: pls mail me,auscabee@yahoo.com
Danny Jerk! (doc): After six long years on the road, the near legendary DJ Tea and MC Cake now return to their home town to play a selection of unforgettable shows. Fusing 'well hectic' electronick music with MC Cake's puzzled vocals, this duo promise you a show you will not forget in a hurry.
sharell anobleplace@aol.com (414) 372-7702: I still believe Micheals music is good and I also think all these dang reporters need to stay out of these celebrities business because if they, or any other unfamouse person did it they wouldnt just keep constantly showing it on tv.Reporters are so dang nosy I understand its their job but some things just aint their business now I understand again the public needed to know what he did but after a week or two of airing it on tv that should be anough now everybody who thinks he's nuts maybe he is but that aint going to stop me from listening to my personally favorite artist and one of worlds best artist. this is in my opinon
matt: does ne1 av the phone number for freestyle?
gaurav agrawal/urssweetlove22200@yahoo.co.in/07342516830: hi pintu bhai
HOPPY: WTF?
heyho: what's w' only getting on intro, man? =-(
Katherine: You people have a lot of nerve. What if a child came on this stupid dumb-ass sight, just to find swears all over it.
Kallese: Вы - сексуальное животное
jeffld: textorama Cal! =)
Brock: Abe! You twat! This is for abusing me on the last round-up. I never forget ANYTHING!
old mockie (doc): My grandpa died 7 years ago. He left his foster teeth and a worthless picture signed by some freakk named Elvie or Elvis. The teeth still has spinach in it. P.s. My imaginary friend got mugge dint the park; his name was Larry. There is a reward for his missing ***** and brains. P's.s I deserve an award b/c i single handely figured out the mystery of Kenny's death. He was a 29- tublet.
gobbo (doc): Hey Brock don't pull the trigger on alasal! Take this outside first, brains are hell to shift from the wallpaper.
god i miss you frank (doc): no, but I mean, where did the 36 inch tongmeister go? Frankie, dude, it was so good to see you at the horn. Possibly because I was so drunk and you emerged from the haze in a rapid wave of reassurance. But never the less, you fight the thug-birthday incident with a clenched red fist!! And dude, you used to provide us with porn and action-figure photos on these dear forums. You used to be TOP POST No. 1. Where are you now? fnark, dude, we deeply miss you a lot and lot. You are one tasty piece of ass! Come back to the fair shores of the quorum.
Lollipop: hiya can anyone please tell me the date and year in which the dealth penalty was abolished in the U.K. please!
cailín: what the heck is this!? confused..
Danny Pope Love (doc): They are answering Pope John II's call for faithful citizenship by getting involved in the civic life of their community. Church leaders should not only encourage but actively support these dedicated and loyal Catholics who want to make a positive contribution to our church and nation. They are responding to the Pope's message that "man can not be separated from God, nor politics from morality
Kallese: Quizbowl
raj: hai rani
raj 918031817823: hai rani iam raj
21372608647: hi
abdul aziz: i like to make a frienship with you
+9613705633: hi
Victor Meme Daze (doc): Bless "little miss" and the Party fever paul sitting on a heap of balloons trev and simon story happening jive, some fiend washed my hair in the sink. with beer. ahhh.. and then at one point i was running around with a tray of meat going "tray of meat! tray of meat! oh. floor of meat!".
jc: dingdingding
nobody: nothing to say cya
Brick (doc): This thread makes the tag line look great. Hehehe
brandi: hello whats crackin
helpful hint department (brock): Hmmmmm. I must check the page with all the members pictures on to see if that nice Mr Frohman is on there at all.
GhanBuriGhan (moc): These don't come around very often so snap this up whilst you can! Check out my other auctions for a One Size/Larger Ladies Arwen costume, also worn once only. NOW ALSO INCLUDES LICENCED 'GANDALFS BROOCH'
janine: has any one heard the new rhymes that kid are saying
gatita: asdf
raju, bobmsing@hotmail.com, 4311677: hello. i wanna chat sexy girl
wshjlo: what's up with you can I be your boy friend
wshjlo: what's up with you me find I wish we can meet each other w/b
Brock (doc): I was dating this girl many many years ago.. (about 15 years ago) and I dated her for about a year and them she tells me that she is a lesbian. I was young and stupid. We never did have a physical relationship. I was too shy to bring it to the next level. She didnt have a car so she had me drive her to see her "girlfriends". I didn't know it at the time, but she was actually cheating on me the whole time. She would send me out to get food or cigarettes or something so that she could have a little interlude..
REALLY MIGHTY VIC!: TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH, PEONS!
SANDY DA BLOODY SUGAR!! (doc): I THINK THAT GIRLS GO OUT WITH THE BIG FLASHY AROGANT FOOTBALL TRACKSTAR RAPIST MOTHERFUCKERS, WHO FORCE SEX ON THEM WITH NO ORAL SEX GIVEN TO THE FEMALE, AND THEN LUMP ALL US NICE GUYS IN WITH THOSE ASSHOLES. I THINK THAT IF A GIRL ISN'T GOING OUT WITH ONE SHE WANTS TO SO ALL THE OTHER GIRLS ARE IMPRESSED EVEN IF IT MEANS GETTING THE SHIT BEAT OU OF HER CONSTANTLY PHYSICALY AND\OR MENTALLY (MORE AND THEN OR), AND THAT WHAT I MOTHERFUCKING HATE THE HOLY HELL OUT OF ABOUT WOMEN. THEY'E TOO NARRCISTIC
Kallese: You smell like brownies!
george: Cal! The PROD database is out of date! Eric must have done a deploy... Can you call the office pls??