Posted by
Grim..., 15:49, 27th May 2004:
George Bush has a heart attack and dies.
He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I
have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do.
I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of
them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who
leaves."
George, being the bright spark that he is, thought that sounded pretty
good,
so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool
of
water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over.
Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room and in it was Tony Blair with a
sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony
if
all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George.
The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on
the
floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in
spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah,I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
I got that one today too, mine was about Ted Kennedy though.
Posted by
Brock, 19:16, 29th May 2004:
Hehehe.
Finally got around to actually reading this.
Carry on.