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Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:42, 1st June 2004:
 
FUCKING SALES!!! FUCKIN ACCOUNT TWATS!! FUCKIN WORK!!!!

Thanks.
Posted by Grim..., 15:46, 1st June 2004:
 
Can I join in?

FUCKING PROGRAMMERS!

Cheers.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:47, 1st June 2004:
 
Anyone can join in...its fun for all the family.
Posted by WarHead, 16:00, 1st June 2004:
 
Bastard bloody new staff.
Posted by jeff, 16:04, 1st June 2004:
 
FUCKING ZEBRAS!! (and no, i'm not quoting the buffy swearing keyboard, i really am having zebra issues)
Posted by Rosie, 16:05, 1st June 2004:
 
F*CKING WANKY BLOKES.

GRrr...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:06, 1st June 2004:
 
Rosie!!!!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:08, 1st June 2004:
 
Don't you Vent at Rosie, Fogster. Drunken Scotsman or not, we'll be stepping outside.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 16:08, 1st June 2004:
 
Oh and:

FUCKING WEMBLEY PARK!
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:09, 1st June 2004:
 
apologies.. I know thats what it looks like , but honest guv, I was not venting at Rosie. Promise.
Posted by Grim..., 16:10, 1st June 2004:
 
'venting at Rosie' sounds quite dirty.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:11, 1st June 2004:
 
'venting over Rosie'?
Posted by WarHead, 16:11, 1st June 2004:
 
I'm more intrigued by jeff's zebra vent, actually.
Posted by syl, 16:20, 1st June 2004:
 
What's wrong with zebras? Oh. Hard to draw?
Posted by syl, 16:21, 1st June 2004:
 
This Crappy Computer
Posted by WarHead, 16:22, 1st June 2004:
 
Fucking sports questions in the Mastermind thread.
Posted by jeff, 16:26, 1st June 2004:
 
low res, shite pictures of stupid bastard zebras out of focus.
and buffy swearing keyboard (under Z for zebra surprisingly enough)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:31, 1st June 2004:
 
FUCKIN LINFORD!
Posted by WarHead, 16:33, 1st June 2004:
 
We seem to have hit a nerve, jeff.
Posted by Rosie, 16:37, 1st June 2004:
 
I'm in need of a shag so much that I'm going to the new ann summers shop in town at the weekend to buy a rubber c@ck.

Wish me luck.

F*CKING BORING WORK. FUCKING SEX DRIVE. FUCKING FUCK-FUCK.

*grumble grumble*
Posted by Rosie, 16:39, 1st June 2004:
 
On a totally unrelated note- Vic/Abe: I'm well up for going for a drink at the weekend if you don't have plans already? I'll txt you.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:42, 1st June 2004:
 
Are you sure they are unrelated?
Posted by Grim..., 16:43, 1st June 2004:
 
Hey-hey!

GET IN THERE, CHRIS!
Posted by Rosie, 16:44, 1st June 2004:
 
Foggy: Yeah, of course!
Posted by Brock, 16:53, 1st June 2004:
 
"On a totally unrelated note- Vic/Abe:"

To someone new to this site, that could totally look like you aren't fussy between the 'two' people.

And I like how you changed the c in 'cock'. That made it a much more innocent and lovely sentence! Hehehe.
Posted by Grim..., 16:55, 1st June 2004:
 
She changed the o.
Posted by Brock, 16:56, 1st June 2004:
 
You're not wrong.

/rubs eyes
Posted by Grim..., 16:58, 1st June 2004:
 
The word actually reads as 'cack' (to me, anyway).

Rubber cack?

scatgirls.com, anyone (if you visit that while at work then you are mega-stupid and deserved to be fired)?
Posted by WarHead, 17:04, 1st June 2004:
 
Don't vent your rubbe c@ck around here, please.
Posted by Rosie, 17:09, 1st June 2004:
 
sorry WH
Posted by WarHead, 17:11, 1st June 2004:
 
I'm not worred about your cock, Rosie (hang on, that doesn't sound right) it's the idea of someone venting rubber cack that bothers me. I imagine you'd get it from a joke shop from the 'Naughty Puppy' section.
Posted by su, 21:58, 1st June 2004:
 
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fucking university assignments!
Posted by WarHead, 22:45, 1st June 2004:
 
Fucking mature students.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:49, 1st June 2004:
 
Drinks with Rosie, woohoo. Pity about my vows of celibacy.
Posted by WarHead, 22:50, 1st June 2004:
 
I hope you've got a rubber, cock.

Or a rubber cock.
Posted by su, 23:57, 1st June 2004:
 
well if he practises safe sex...
Posted by Rosie, 09:08, 2nd June 2004:
 
:*(
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:44, 2nd June 2004:
 
Whats wrong Rosie?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 09:45, 2nd June 2004:
 
Actually, now i come to think about it, it's more an enforced vow of celibacy than an actual life choice.
Posted by Brock, 09:50, 2nd June 2004:
 
"Strong the mind's resolve is, until confronted with sexual availability..."

Ancient Saxon proverb. Found carved onto a wooden condom at an earth castle in Staffordshire.
Posted by syl, 10:40, 2nd June 2004:
 
How true that is. Abe, why are you forced into celibacy?
Posted by Brock, 10:41, 2nd June 2004:
 
He's fucking ugly.
Posted by Rosie, 10:44, 2nd June 2004:
 
oi!
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:45, 2nd June 2004:
 
:)
Posted by syl, 10:47, 2nd June 2004:
 
IMHO, the only thing ugly about him is his mouth and his mind, both of which are not required to get laid.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 10:50, 2nd June 2004:
 
There you go again, thinking i give a flying fuck about your opinion.
Posted by Brock, 10:50, 2nd June 2004:
 
syl: That couldn't be further from the truth in my opinion.

Those are probably the 2 most common things, by no small margin, that have got me laid in the past...

Good to see you're not shallow, though.
Posted by Brock, 10:54, 2nd June 2004:
 
That was MY mouth and mind, rather than Abe's, that has got me laid. Thought I ought to make that clear.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:00, 2nd June 2004:
 
Its true, My mouth has never got Brock laid.
Posted by syl, 11:02, 2nd June 2004:
 
I always forget, you guys have to try sooo hard. All we laydeez have to do is exist. My mistake.
Posted by su, 11:09, 2nd June 2004:
 
It's true - not about Brock's mind
i'll take a man with a brain over a ken doll type anyday
Posted by jeff, 11:11, 2nd June 2004:
 
ladies dont have to try and get laid if they're not mingers syl..
Posted by Alfie, 11:14, 2nd June 2004:
 
anyone who describes themselves as a laydee should be laid under concrete
Posted by syl, 11:15, 2nd June 2004:
 
That's what i said, jeff! BTW, what's a minger?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:17, 2nd June 2004:
 
*resists temptation*
Posted by Alfie, 11:18, 2nd June 2004:
 
In your case it's very similar to "mirror"
Posted by Brock, 11:18, 2nd June 2004:
 
That must be hurting you, Abe...
Posted by Brock, 11:18, 2nd June 2004:
 
It's ok, Alfie's done it for you!!!

Hahaha
Posted by syl, 11:19, 2nd June 2004:
 
Why start resisting now? Go on, son.
Posted by syl, 11:20, 2nd June 2004:
 
Not nice to pick on my appearance!
Posted by Brock, 11:23, 2nd June 2004:
 
/wishes he had admin powers to replace words 3, 4 and 5 with just a comma...
Posted by Brock, 11:24, 2nd June 2004:
 
;)
Posted by syl, 11:26, 2nd June 2004:
 
hehe :)
Posted by su, 11:27, 2nd June 2004:
 
next time don't open the door syl
Posted by jeff, 11:29, 2nd June 2004:
 
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=...
Posted by Abe Frohman, 11:32, 2nd June 2004:
 
Pity urbandictionary doesn't include a spellchecker.
Posted by syl, 11:39, 2nd June 2004:
 
Those are funny. Thanks.
Posted by su, 11:40, 2nd June 2004:
 
no wonder i like it so much ;)
Posted by syl, 11:46, 2nd June 2004:
 
Well, I must go now. I will take what's left of my ego with me. :)
Posted by syl, 11:49, 2nd June 2004:
 
(still laughing at the definitions of 'minger')
Posted by jeff, 12:10, 2nd June 2004:
 
guys love a girl who can laugh at herself.
Posted by Brock, 12:18, 2nd June 2004:
 
They just don't love the ones that need to...
Posted by WarHead, 12:46, 2nd June 2004:
 
Alfie:
anyone who describes themselves as a laydee should be laid under concrete



jeff, 19:21 15 January 2003 :
Name: Jessica Love
Age: 21
Gender: Laydeee
Location: Leicester - uni & Harpenden - home


Oh boy, you're in for it now, son.
Posted by Brock, 13:01, 2nd June 2004:
 
He just meant that she may enjoy an al fresco rampant sex session under a motorway fly-over, actually.

you owe me for that, Hawkins!
Posted by WarHead, 13:05, 2nd June 2004:
 
Somehow I think jeff will see right through your thinly desguised attempt at placation and may also kick your arse.
Posted by Alfie, 13:08, 2nd June 2004:
 
She's only little.
Even I could take her down.
Posted by Brock, 13:15, 2nd June 2004:
 
That was actually part of my plan, WH. I've been thinking about stalking her, actually. Might be good for a laugh, I suppose.
Posted by WarHead, 13:22, 2nd June 2004:
 
Women have ways of making you pay for that kind of thing. You have been warned.
Posted by Brock, 13:26, 2nd June 2004:
 
I'm fairly confident that the threat of stalking her will be more then enough to keep her at a safe distance, actually. I reckon Alfie may still get abused, though, because Jeff actually likes him. So the idea of him turning up at her house at midnight and peering through her window may not terrify her as much as if it were me...

:D
Posted by WarHead, 16:01, 2nd June 2004:
 
I wouldn't bet on it. They take a dim view of that kind of thing, and I don't blame 'em.